Maybe a Fake Gintama

Chapter 18: Don’t believe the fortune telling on the morning show!

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"So, what is Yoshihara's situation now?" Gintoki finally became serious.

"It goes without saying that some people have to be dealt with, including those who are close to the shogunate and those who are close to the Haruyu Pirates. Some people still saw what happened that day. After dealing with this group of people, they pretended that the Night King was still there. Look. In short, I can only hide it like this for now." Jiang Cheng replied casually.

"Is it worth it? Getting your hands covered in blood again?"

"It's not me who did it. Our... battle has ended long ago."

"Hey, it feels like the atmosphere has suddenly become heavy..." Xin Baji couldn't help but say, "Everyone, hurry up and eat! If you don't eat, it will be overcooked!" Xin Baji hurriedly greeted everyone.

"Speaking of which, why is Jiang Chengsang a Panda sect?" Xin Baji couldn't help but ask.

"There are three reasons! First: If I insist on saying it, it is very kawaii. Second: It cannot be eaten. Third: I don't eat what it eats." Jiang Cheng said with some pride.

"I don't know how to complain at all. It's just because I'm cute and I'm not in the same food chain as you!" Xin Baji said with a black line on his face, and at the same time turned to Yue Yong, "Why is Miss Yue Yong a raccoon sect?" What about? Is it because it’s very cute?”

"I belong to the bear faction, Aru."

"The raccoon doesn't seem to be a bear, right? Is the raccoon a bear? Speaking of which, there is actually a bear sect. It's incredible." Shinpachi said with emotion.

"No, I didn't speak." Yue Yong raised her hand and said.

"Bears are the cutest, Aru. I've always wanted to raise one!"

"Aru?" Xinbaji looked doubtfully in the direction of the sound, and the other three people also looked over. I saw a girl with orange-red hair and a round head holding chopsticks to pick up vegetables from the hot pot and put them into her mouth.

"Who are you?" four people asked at the same time.

"Kagura (Kagura) Aru." The girl replied without raising her head.

"Kagura?"

"Aru?"

"Put down the rice cooker! You don't know where you came from, you are such a disgusting little girl! How much do you want to eat? Why are you just talking to yourself and then come into other people's houses and eat in peace of mind? The guy who's cooking!" Gintoki shouted, grabbing the rice cooker in Kagura's hand, but it had no effect at all and the pot didn't move at all.

But in the end, Kagura let go, and in an instant, Gintoki slipped and fell out while holding the rice cooker. However, Gintoki discovered that the entire rice cooker was empty.

"Another pot of aru!" Kagura shouted.

"There is no such thing! This is not that kind of restaurant! Money, money, pay me after eating other people's food, you stupid soul! Stop drooling over my hot pot! Why are you picking it up and eating it! ! That's not how hot pot is eaten!" Gintoki put the rice cooker back to its original position, and looked at Kagura who was picking up the hot pot again. His whole body felt bad.

The rice cooker competition ended, and Gintoki and Kagura started a new hot pot competition. But in terms of results, the results are exactly the same as competing with a rice cooker.

"It's empty... it's empty..." Gintoki murmured while holding the hot pot he was fighting over.

"Well, we've almost eaten anyway. This little girl looks like she hasn't eaten in a long time. Don't mind so much." Xin Baji came out to smooth things over.

"What do you mean, don't mind so much!" Gintoki grabbed Shinpachi's clothes and shouted loudly, "This is my home! She eats my food! She eats my hot pot!" As he said that, he looked towards Kagura didn't know where to take out a pudding, "That, that really doesn't work! That pudding definitely doesn't work!"

But it was too late, Kagura had already thrown the pudding into her mouth, chewed it and swallowed it.

"That..." Gintoki knelt down in an instant and kept knocking on the wooden floor, "I hid that one. In order not to let Jiang Cheng find out, I hid it so secretly... Why? Why? Why do I feel so persistent today? In Bad Luck! The fortune divination on Mingming’s morning show said that my luck today is surprisingly good!”

"Gintoki, are you also depraved? You actually believe in such superstitious things." Jiang Cheng said with a sneer.

"It has no taste at all. Just give me vinegar kelp next time, Aru." Kagura shaved her teeth and burped while stroking her full belly with her other hand.

"You're so stupid! Do you know how many brain cells I spent hiding this pudding?! If I don't add some sweets every day, I will feel that I have no energy for the whole day! Tell me, what are you going to do? Pay it to me!"

"Then I'll give it back to you, Aru," Kagura said, placing the empty hotpot in front of her again, "Ugh..."

After vomiting, Kagura wiped the saliva from his mouth and said, "I'll give it back to you, Aru..."

"How can you still eat it! You are an idiot! Absolute idiot! Can you just spit it out?! Pay for it! Either pay for it or buy me a new one and put it in the original place!"

"Huh, Edo is a place like this," Kagura said with a sad expression, "Everyone is indifferent and doesn't care about others. It seems that this is the smartest way to live. Even if it's in person They are not willing to lend a helping hand to me, a very cute underage girl.”

"There is no girl who can eat a whole pot of rice in one go! There is no girl who can eat hot pot with a hot pot!" Gintoki complained, and then he felt three strange looks, "What are you looking at? Why? Are you looking at me like a scumbag? Are you saying it's my fault? Why does everything seem to be my fault?!"

"Well, Kagura, why did you show up at our house? Did something happen to you?" Shinbaji put on an amiable look.

"I... hate the glasses guy Aru."

"Hey! I've said a few words for you!"

"Actually, I smelled a familiar scent, so I followed him from the chase... from the road," Kagura said as if she didn't hear anything.

"Hey, I seemed to have heard something outrageous just now. She seemed to have said the word "hunt and kill". She definitely said it!" Shinpashi interjected.

But Kagura continued as if she hadn't heard anything, "Finally, I followed the familiar smell and came here, Aru, and then I heard something like panda, raccoon, and so on. Then this boy with eyes invited me to eat hot pot together..."

"Have you... been here since the beginning?! Who invited you to eat hot pot together! And what did you mean by chasing someone just now?! Don't pretend you didn't hear it!" Shinbachi looked at it and turned to the side, picking his nose and blowing. Whistle Kagura complained.

"Actually, I... I heard that you can make a lot of money in Edo, Aru. So I came from a distant planet. My family is very poor. I only have seasoned rice for three meals. I hope I can at least eat eggs. Bibimbap! Mommy said before that Aru, there is an idiot uncle on earth, so I thought I could find him. But..." As he said that, Kagura's expression began to become a little sad, and she hid her face and made a serious expression. The look of crying out of grievance.

"What are you talking about there?! With such a sad story, please go to the talent show! Those judges will definitely turn around for you! By then, eating n eggs with rice every day will not be a problem!" Gintoki couldn't help shouting.

"It's so... so touching!" Jiang Cheng sniffed, and as he spoke, he held up the inscription "I WANT YOU!" ] brand.

"You're right... It's really difficult for this child. Don't worry, your dream has been conveyed to us." Yue Yong said and held up the same sign.

"I can't imagine that you actually have such a story. Come to my team!" Shinbaji wiped his tears while holding up the sign.

"Hey! It's really turned into a talent show! You guys have had enough!"

Just when Gintoki finished complaining, there was a sudden knock on the door, and everyone heard the sound of several cars at the same time.

"Who?! Didn't you see that I'm so angry Gin-san?!" Gintoki cursed and walked towards the door.

"It's them!" Kagura said, running to the back window and jumping out.

"Them?" Gintoki turned around and saw that Kagura had jumped out of the window, "Hey, don't only half-talk!"

"Gintoki, it smells like gunpowder from bullets." Jiang Cheng suddenly said.

"Ah?" As soon as Gintoki made a sound, the door was pushed open, and at the same time a gun was pressed against Gintoki's head.

An afro wearing sunglasses sneered and said, "Where is that little girl? Don't say you don't know, our people saw her come in here." At the same time, several afros appeared at Gintoki's door. , looking unkindly at Jiang Cheng and others inside.

But at this delicate moment, Jiang Cheng couldn't help but burst out laughing.

"Why are you laughing?!" an afro couldn't help shouting.

"Nothing. I definitely didn't laugh at your afros. I definitely didn't find your afros funny. Really, you believe me." Jiang Chengyi stood up and said righteously. But after saying that, Jiang Cheng couldn't help but laugh again.

"Hey, brother, he said he wasn't laughing at our afro." An afro said in the ear of the afro who was pointing a gun at Gintoki.

"This is not an afro! It's an afro! Please remember it clearly!" The leader couldn't help but said to Jiang Cheng, others and the younger brother in the room.

"Really? But it looks like he has an afro (laughs)" Gintoki turned around and said to the leader.

"Why do you have to add parentheses at the end of the sentence? Are you laughing at our hairstyle?! This is the afro, not the afro!" the leader retorted.

"This is my habit (pudding), just like this." Gintoki waved his hand and said.

"Souga, what an unusual habit," the leader nodded and said, "Ah, no! We are here to find that girl!" The leader finally reacted.

But it was too late. Jiang Cheng and Yue Yong had already removed all their guns. At the same time, Jiang Cheng pointed his umbrella at them, and Gintoki also pulled out his wooden sword...

(Voiceover: Author, didn’t you say that Kagura would appear in the last chapter? Why didn’t she appear until this chapter

A certain street writer: Huh? Haven't you already discovered it? Also asked why there are five people, isn’t that the case

Voice-over: Does that count? ! You are totally fooling people!

A certain street writer: Well, the lens is so big, isn’t it normal to occasionally miss one or two people? (picking nose)

Voice-over:…)

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