One day, Yoshihara.
In Jiang Cheng's room.
Jiang Cheng stared speechlessly at Gui, who was kneeling on the ground in front of him, dressed as a housekeeper and with heavy makeup on her face.
"That's enough. What do you want to do? A wig." Jiang Cheng complained expressionlessly.
"It's not a wig, it's a wig!" Gui replied solemnly, "I just feel that I haven't seen you for a long time and miss you very much, so I took the time out of my busy schedule to come here just to reminisce. Of course, with a little Come with the heart of seeking talents, I can’t bear to watch you continue to degenerate! You are destined to fight side by side with me! Come with me to change this rotten world!"
Seeing that Gui was going to be in trouble again, Jiang Guo clapped his hands decisively, and then several Baihua members rushed in from outside the door and lifted Gui up.
"Throw it out." Jiang Cheng stood up and said casually, then turned around and walked towards the computer.
"Humph, is this your trump card?" Gui snorted, being held up by a member of Baihua, and then continued: "When competing with each other, whoever shows his trump card first loses. The one who can keep the trump card until The last minute is the winner!”
As he said that, Gui looked at Miss Baihua on the side and said: "Well, Miss, please take [that] out of my arms! That's my trump card!"
After hearing this, Miss Baihua didn't want to talk to him, but Jiang Cheng also turned around curiously after hearing Gui's words. Seeing this, Miss Baihua could only hold back and put her hand into Gui's arms to grope around.
"This is..." Miss Baihua murmured as she looked at the things she found.
"That's it," Gui snorted and looked up at Jiang Cheng again, "Jiang Cheng, after seeing this, can you still adopt that attitude?"
"Are you... looking down on me?" Jiang Cheng looked at the several delicious chocolate-flavored bars in Miss Baihua's hand and complained expressionlessly, then looked at the other Miss Baihua again, "Throw them out .”
"Hi!"×n
"Qiaodou sack!" Gui shouted quickly, and then said again with a serious expression, "He is indeed the trump card of our organization, and he doesn't change his face in the face of such temptation!"
"Hey, when you throw it away, remember to take off all these clothes and hang them at the gate of Yoshihara for three days." Jiang Cheng said again.
"Hi!"×n
After responding, a group of Baihua ladies dragged Gui and prepared to leave.
"Qiaodou sack! There's no need to go to such an extent! It's just a joke, a joke!" Gui shouted quickly, his tone getting weaker and weaker, "Well, I really need your help with something! Ah! Don't pull your shirt off. Drop it! Bottoms won’t work either! Don’t touch there, it won’t work there either! Ah!!”
Finally, Jiang Cheng relented.
"Okay, okay," Jiang Cheng waved his hand, "Let him go first."
Only then did all the Baihua ladies put Gui down.
…
After listening to Gui's words, Jiang Cheng spit out the tea he just drank, right into Gui's face.
"Are you here to tell a bad joke today?!" Jiang Cheng complained crazily, "The anti-Yi patriot who is wanted across the country actually wants to participate in a TV show?! Or is it a one-day follow-up interview?! Although I know that your head has been in severe pain He’s in a burnt state, but he’s not that stupid, right?!”
"This is just to let the general public understand what kind of existence we resist the Yi people!" Gui replied seriously, "criminals, bomb demons, radical guerrillas, terrorists. There are many guys who despise us and fear us. Although In fact, there are indeed many guys who are thieves and bandits, but that is only part of them! Most of them are just like you and me, they are loyal and patriotic people who are worried about the country and want to change this country! Don’t you want them to treat you? Has the impression changed?!”
"It's you who is right! Don't involve others without permission!" Jiang Guo replied decisively, "Also, aren't you just a bomb demon?! What are you pretending to be there!"
"Not only Gintoki, but also you have become like this?!" Katsura crossed her hands and showed a look of emotion, "I really miss those days when we fought together for this country, and I still feel deeply about them now. It’s etched in the back of my mind.”
"If you still remember, just give me back the five thousand yuan you borrowed that day!" Jiang Cheng cursed.
"Five thousand yuan? What on earth are you talking about?" Gui instantly switched to his natural expression, "It's been so long ago, how can you remember such a trivial thing?"
"Didn't you just say that it's all in your mind?!" Jiang Cheng complained, "Do you think you can fool him with that natural expression?!"
"Can't you?"
"Of course not!" Jiang Cheng scolded, "That was the only five thousand yuan I had left at that time! I never paid it back after I lent it to you! Every time I asked you, I always pretended to be dumbfounded. , it’s really... super irritating!”
"Are you still a samurai if you are so fussy?! A samurai should be informal!" Katsura retorted.
"It has something to do with the samurai!" Jiang Cheng scolded, but in the end Jiang Cheng sighed softly, "Well, forget it, I don't want to worry about this anymore."
After hearing this, Gui showed a look of surprise and said: "Really?! Do you really not care about it?! If you say that, all the previous accounts have been written off, right?! Not only the five thousand yuan one, but also The ten thousand yuan and twenty thousand yuan were all invalidated too!"
"You still remember it at all!" Jiang Cheng grabbed Gui's collar and shouted, "I just bombed you! Admit it? Admit it all! Give back all my 35,000 yuan, you idiot asshole!"
"Huh? Thirty-five thousand yuan? Nani thirty-five thousand yuan? Do you want to lend me thirty-five thousand yuan?" Gui once again switched to the natural stupid mode.
"Please go to hell and think about it slowly!" Jiang Cheng didn't know when he changed into the clothes of the wrong person and stood behind Gui with a knife in his hand. Gui was sitting on his knees on the ground, and a short knife appeared in the small box in front of him.
"Qiaodou sack!" Gui shouted quickly, and then said with a serious face: "If it is really a debt, I will not default on it! Then, at least take out the IOU or receipt."
"Obviously you said you would pay it back the next day! That's why I didn't ask you to write an IOU or a receipt! Are you going to give it up, you bastard?!" Jiang Cheng cursed with his veins popping out.
"That means it can't be proven?" Gui nodded, then showed a look of embarrassment on his face, "Then it's difficult. Since there are no IOUs and receipts, it can't be proven that I really borrowed money from you. Since it can't be proven that I If I really borrow money from you, then it’s not clear whether the debt really exists. After all, there is no memory in my mind that I borrowed money from you before I wrote down the IOU and receipt..."
"Come here, drag him out and parade him naked through the streets." Jiang Cheng shouted towards the door.
"etc!"
…
Jiang Cheng and Gui sat down face to face again, but what was different from before was that Jiang Cheng's face looked relieved, while Gui opposite had a bruised nose and face, as if he had just suffered a traffic accident.
"Then, do you want me to record your stupid act on TV?" Jiang Cheng said with a squinted smile.
"No, because considering that the reporter interviewing was Hanano anchor who was in her prime, and considering the ratings of the program, etc., I carefully considered the ending of the program. The two of us sat in a cafe, and I introduced her to the past. Photos, and finally received an unexpected letter from a relative and friend that moved me to tears, and a development like [Do you want to come to my house?]!" Gui explained, holding his hands.
"It's too cliche." Jiang Cheng complained expressionlessly, "And what's that last sentence? Are you being a hooligan?"
Gui ignored Jiang Cheng's complaints and spoke again: "But also considering that the other party may not have prepared a letter, which will greatly reduce the effectiveness of the program, so in order to prevent this from happening. So I would like to ask you..."
"It's so embarrassing. I will never write something like that." Before Gui could finish speaking, Jiang Cheng refused decisively.
"No, I haven't told you what I want you to do yet," Gui replied, and then took out a letter from his arms, "I've already prepared the letter and everything! There's no need to worry!"
"Did you even prepare the letter yourself?!" Jiang Cheng complained.
"After all, this is the first time to face a national audience, so all situations must be taken into consideration. For example, the timing of inserting advertisements and so on... "
"You don't need to think about those things at all!" Jiang Cheng scolded.
"After all, fighting against the barbarians also requires funds," Gui retorted with a serious look on his face. "The issue of advertising revenue still needs to be discussed! We have already secured several ramen sponsorships from Shoden! On the day of the interview, as long as we speak loudly in front of the camera If you praise the ramen in Ikushoden, you can get a free bowl!”
"Are you just going to fight off the barbarians with a bowl of ramen?!"
"No, I actually contacted the merchant of delicious bars. As long as you show up in front of the camera, you can get a whole box of delicious bars!" Gui replied.
"That's enough, I don't want to complain anymore." Jiang Cheng waved his hand casually and replied, "Let's get down to business. The chapter is almost over and we haven't gotten to the point yet."
"Would you like to get involved in this advertisement? I've designed the slogan for you and everything else!" Gui suggested.
"It sounds really good. It can promote Yoshihara across the country and bring benefits to Yoshihara..." Jiang Cheng nodded and analyzed. After thinking for two seconds, Jiang Cheng looked at Gui seriously and said: " Daga, verbal wow!"
"Why! It's obviously a win-win situation, okay!" Gui shouted.
"If it were anyone else, I might agree, but if it were you... I always feel that things will get worse..." Jiang Cheng explained with a look of embarrassment on his face.
"Is there no trust left between us?!" Gui shouted, "Is the past where you can trust each other your back really gone forever?!"
(End of chapter)