"Are you...are you also a night rabbit?" The afro-headed leader looked at the umbrella in Jiang Cheng's hand and asked in disbelief.
"What? Are you too? Is there a Yetu with an afro?" Jiang Cheng asked curiously.
"Ah hahahaha, actually we are just here to sell newspapers, right?" The leader shouted to the younger brothers behind him with a guilty conscience.
"Yeah!"
"Just here to sell the newspaper."
The guys with afros started to echo.
"At least say that you are selling afros! Are you so bad at finding excuses?!" Jiang Cheng said with disgust, "Come on, shout with me: We are here to sell afros! One or two!"
“We are here to sell afros!”×n
"Not neat enough! Do it again! One or two!"
“We’re here to sell afros!”
"The voice is not loud enough! The feelings are not sincere enough! Do it again! One or two!"
“We’re here to sell afros!”
Jiang Cheng nodded.
"Why are you making so much noise in broad daylight? We're not letting anyone sleep anymore!" Granny Denshi's voice rang out, instantly startling everyone.
Granny Toshi looked up and said, "Are you the one who caused the trouble again! Gintoki! How can a guy who owes rent have the dignity to yell while the master is sleeping!"
"Rent?" Gintoki suddenly had an idea and hugged the leader's afro, "Papa! In fact, these are my friends! They are here to help me pay the rent!"
"Isn't that right~ Afro-kun~" Gintoki had a sinister smile on his face, and whispered in the ear of the Afro-headed leader: "Be honest with me~ or I will call the police~"
The leader with the afro panicked for a moment and said to the old lady downstairs, "Yes, that's right, we are here to pay the rent for this silver-haired man with natural curly hair."
"Really? Why don't I remember you having a friend like this?"
"What are you talking about? Silver hair with natural curls and explosive curls, don't they sound like good friends? Hahahahaha." Gintoki laughed after saying this.
"Search, search, afro curly hair and silver-haired natural curly hair have always been good friends, hahahaha." The afro-haired man who was threatened by Gintoki also laughed.
"Hey, why do we feel like we are more like bad guys just now? In every sense." Xin Baji →_→ said.
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"Um... I've paid the rent for you and bought a hundred puddings. Can you let us go?" The leader knelt on the ground and rubbed his hands while asking with a trembling smile.
"Well, you behaved well this time, remember you won't get such good treatment next time." Gintoki said impatiently, holding his belly full of pudding.
After Gintoki finished speaking, a group of people stumbled up and ran towards the door, fearing that the silver-haired man would make some excessive demands.
At this time, Jiang Cheng had already fallen asleep on the sofa, but Yue Yong looked at the sleeping Jiang Cheng with a troubled face, not knowing what he was thinking.
"Yin Sang, why do you feel like you are the villain?" After watching the group of afros leave, Shinpachi couldn't help but complain.
"Remuneration, reward, shouldn't you pay in advance before asking someone to do something?" Gintoki said nonchalantly, and then looked at the back window of his house, "The little girl under the window, if you have anything to say, you can tell me now, after all, the reward Already paid."
"Who wants your help, Aru!" Kagura said and came in again, but she said very arrogantly, "But if I really have to help, I can reluctantly accept it, Aru."
"Well, don't be brave at this time. Let's talk about it. Do you want to go home now or do you want us to help you find your idiot uncle?" Gintoki said casually, picking his nose.
"At that time, I was invited by that guy and he said [Do you want to change with me] [I will let you eat salmon chazuke rice for three meals]. In this case, Aru." Kagura sat down again and picked up the table He ate the rest of the pudding and talked about it.
"Hey! Let's get right to the point! Wei Mao entered the memories without permission! Also, those puddings are what I'm planning to eat tomorrow!"
However, Kagura continued to mind her own business and said, "When I heard those words, I immediately left with him."
"Why?! At least the three meals should be different! Your conditions are too low!" Xin Baji couldn't help complaining.
"I'm a little stronger than the people on Earth, so I've been helping them with their errands, and I feel very happy to be able to eat salmon chazuke rice aru every day. But my work has become [vital] recently."
"No, that means [Upgrade]." Xin Baji corrected him.
"They even asked me to get someone else's [lifeblood] Aru."
"Speaking of which, [Baihua] often does this kind of work." Yue Yong interjected.
"Well, it's not [Life Root] but life, and life is different from Life Root. It's different from [Hakuhua]'s kind of work!" Xin Baji corrected again.
"I'm tired of Aru. Edo is a terrible place, so I want to go back to my hometown." Kagura finally finished speaking, and at the same time she finished the remaining pudding on the table.
"Are you an idiot? You can't trust the words of the guy with explosive rolls and the woman in red (this alludes to the woman in the red light street, the kind you know...)." Gintoki said casually to Shinpachi, "After all, you broke into this world on your own, and you still have to clean up the mess yourself." This sentence was meant for Kagura.
"Yin Sang, what you said is very unpleasant, and haven't you already accepted the reward?!" Xin Baji couldn't help but slap the table and said.
"What a ruthless man, no different from the men who come in and out of Yoshihara every day." Yue Yong said disdainfully.
"There is a tram stop not far away. There are always trams, right? Here is the map," Gintoki said, taking out a tram route table from somewhere and pointing to the landmark called terminal (Space Terminal Station), "Here Get off the tram and take the spaceship home. If you want to help find someone, please bring the photo."
"I... don't have the money to go back, Aru..." Kagura lowered her head and said hesitantly.
"Tram? It's okay. I can still deduct the money. Three hundred yuan? Five hundred yuan? Or one thousand yuan?" Gintoki replied casually.
"It's the money for the spaceship, you idiot!" Kagura stood up and crushed the entire table with one kick.
"..." Gintoki broke down in a cold sweat, "Then, let me help you find that idiot uncle of yours. Photos? Do you have any photos?"
"Aru doesn't have that kind of thing." Kagura shook her head and said.
"What about the phone number? What about the appearance? What about the age? Or is it race? When did you come to Edo?" Shinpachi said as he took out a small notebook and prepared to start writing it down.
"Mommy said Aru, daddy and mommy sent uncle... to the earth twenty years ago." Kagura held her chin and thought hard.
"Did you say the word [die]? Did you say the word "die"?" Shinbaji's eyes twitched.
"Then, Aru was gone." Kagura continued.
"How are you going to find this little information! Are you kidding me?!" Xinbaji complained loudly, "Speaking of it, it was abandoned! Your uncle! It must have been abandoned! Even if it is found, it will be very embarrassing. Right!"
"No, the scope has been narrowed down a lot. Twenty years ago, and then the afro said something about Night Rabbit, and this Musume's hair color and eyes. I don't know why, but I can only think of one person now... "As he said that, he looked at Jiang, who was sleeping soundly on the sofa. Xin Baji and Yue Yong understood each other, and looked at Jiang Cheng at the same time.
"Yo Usagi? Kagura-chan is from the Yo Usagi clan?" Shinpachi said in disbelief when he realized what he was doing.
Kagura nodded, and curiously followed the gazes of the three people to look at Jiang Cheng, who was sleeping soundly.
"Looking at it this way, Jiang Cheng-san and Kagura-chan do look a bit similar, whether it's the color of their hair or the color of their pupils. Gin-san seems to have said that Jiang Cheng-san is not from Earth." The new eight-year-old looked carefully He looked at their faces carefully and then said.
"Speaking of which, when did Yin Sang meet Jiang Cheng Sang?" Xin Baji asked.
"Hey, wake up, you idiot." But Gintoki acted as if he hadn't heard anything. He walked up to Jiang Cheng and kicked him, "Take your idiot niece and leave! It's not right to sleep on someone else's sofa. Be polite!"
"Gin-san, I'm not completely sure that Jiang Cheng-san is Kagura-chan's uncle." Shinpachi quickly stopped him.
"Speaking of which, he also said that he is not a night rabbit." Yue Yong said thoughtfully.
"Hey hey hey, wake up quickly!"
"Huh? Huh?" Jiang Cheng opened his eyes and looked confused.
"Uncle!" Kagura threw away her tears and snot and threw herself at Jiang Cheng.
"Nani? What's going on?" Jiang Cheng was completely confused.
"It's such a touching scene, Shinpachi, Sa, Sa, go back quickly and have a good reunion. Leave slowly without seeing them off." Gintoki said and already sent Jiang Chengyueyong and Kagura out of the door.
At this time, Jiang Cheng was experiencing the discomfort of waking up from a dream, as well as being deceived by a strange girl calling him uncle in reality. The two combined so that the whole person is still in a state of downtime.
"Are you kidding?!" After a long time, Jiang Cheng came to his senses and kicked open the door, "I'm the only man in the family! Why did you suddenly tell someone you're talking about a niece without permission!"
"Uncle, don't you want me anymore?" Kagura was about to cry as he spoke. His big eyes were so watery that Jiang Cheng didn't know what to say.
"Auntie!" Kagura turned around and threw herself into Yue Yong's arms.
"Hey! That, you must not say that! Fans of the original CP will kill me! Absolutely!" Upon hearing this, Jiang Cheng shuddered instantly.
Voice-over: Hey, this sentence should be the voice of the author of Poujie, right? !
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"This is?" Gintoki, Shinpachi, Yueyong and Kagura gathered together and looked at the small card Jiang Cheng placed on the table.
"Look carefully at the idcard. It clearly says Milky Way and Citizen of Anxing!" Jiang Cheng couldn't help complaining.
"With An Xing?" The others looked at Jiang Cheng in confusion.
"I seem to have heard that it is a planet that was destroyed in the war." Xin Baji said.
"Hmm, this was done when An Xing came to Earth and boarded the spaceship. Although it has never been taken out and the author has never explained it, there is such a thing that can prove my identity." Jiang Cheng With that said, he put away the card.
Voice-over: ...Author you xxxxxxx! ! !
"Jiang Chengsang looked quite cute when he was a child!" Xin Baji couldn't help but say.
"Cute?" Gintoki couldn't help but sneered, "Jiang Cheng, what are your interests?"
"Of course it's Shui Lingling's n..." Jiang Cheng replied subconsciously, "What a danger!" Fortunately, Jiang Cheng reacted in time.
"It's so dangerous! The first syllable came out! I thought you were different from Yin Sang! I think you are a more reliable man than Yin Sang!" After complaining, Shinpachi continued, "So By the way, Jiang Chengsang is no longer Kagura-chan's uncle. I'm sorry, Kagura-chan." After saying that, Shinpachi looked at Kagura beside him with apology.
"But, don't be discouraged. Since we have received the reward, we will help you find it no matter what! Because we are [Wanshiwu House]!"
"[Everything House]?" Kagura raised her head curiously.
"Well, [Wanshiwu] can do anything! That is to say, no matter what the task is, we will help you achieve it!" As he said this, Xin Baji stood up, his face full of pride.
"Then, give me the money to take the spaceship back." Kagura stretched out her hand and said.
"This... this really can't be done. Even though it's called the Wanshiwuwu, I can't get any stable work..." Xin Baji lowered his head and poked his finger.
"Then, how about letting this girl work here to earn money for the ferry ticket?" Jiang Cheng suggested.
"Are you kidding me? Why don't you let her go to work in Yoshiwara?" Gintoki shouted, grabbing Jiang Cheng's collar.
But before Jiang Cheng could reply, Kagura punched the floor, causing the entire floor to crack.
"What? No way, Aru?"
"Uh..." Gintoki was so frightened that he broke into a cold sweat, "How could it be? Hahaha, I just feel that it is really wronging you to come to work with us under such conditions."
"Yeah," Gintoki's words were very helpful to Kagura, and Kagura nodded, "But there is no other choice now. In that case, I can also feel sorry for Aru."
"Actually, this uncle's place has better conditions and higher wages. If..." Gintoki pointed to the side and said. But when Gintoki turned around, Jiang Cheng and Yue Yong, who had been there just now, had disappeared...
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"It's so similar..." Jiang Cheng sighed softly.
"Huh?" Yue Yong, who was following Jiang Cheng, looked at Jiang Cheng doubtfully.
"It's nothing, hahahaha." Jiang Cheng couldn't help but move faster as he spoke.
Now, let alone being complacent, I don’t even have a little bit of self-confidence. Thinking of this, Jiang Cheng couldn't help but curl his lips with some self-deprecation...
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Voice-over: Hello everyone, I am the voice-over responsible for complaining in this book. At the end of this chapter, why not let Jiangcheng and Kagura recognize each other and take him away. In fact, the fundamental reason is that a certain author of the book is a senior nail cancer patient. If he is taken away, the book may later become a screen-full of no-way games or the like.
A certain street-fighting author: No road race! No road race! Bring hentai! !
Voice-over: Yes, just like this...
(End of chapter)