Maybe a Fake Gintama

Chapter 2: Jiang Chengjiang, go pursue your own life!

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The small mountain of food on the table was disappearing at a speed visible to the naked eye. And basically all of the disappeared food went into Jiang Cheng's stomach.

At this time, Jiang Cheng no longer looked dirty. Jiang Hua took Jiang Cheng to take a bath on the spacecraft and put on clean clothes. Now Jiang Cheng looks more like a normal child. Of course, Jiang Hua also bathed Jiang Cheng. Originally, Xinghaifang wanted to do it himself, but Jiang Cheng would rather die.

"You brat, you've had enough. Uncle, you've basically eaten up all my meager personal money. What table is this? Hey!" Xinghaifang's boss Shenhuang held his forehead with black lines on his face, "These I planned to hide my private money after marriage, but now it has bottomed out! You bastard! Do you know what a man is like after marriage?! Do you know the hardships of a man after marriage?! You know every man How does a married man feel when he hides 100 yen of private money for the first time?!…”

The leader of Xinghaifang was still talking nonstop.

"The [beep-] of a stingy man is also very stingy, and he will become bald one day." Jiang Cheng said while eating.

"Going bald? Jiang Hua, what kind of vulgar words did you teach him?" Master Xinghaifang complained as he looked at Jiang Hua, who was smiling and watching Jiang Cheng eat, and then looked at Jiang Cheng, "Uncle, I will not go bald. My [beep—] is very hairy!”

"It means your head! You idiot!" Jiang Hua kicked Xinghaifang Master in the face.

The leader of Xinghaibo got up and continued to sit at the table, wiping the nosebleeds like a normal person, "My head is like [beep—]. Even if a man with my hair is middle-aged, no, even if he has lost all his teeth, He won’t be bald either.”

But this time Jiang Hua didn't complain about him, and still looked at Jiang Cheng who was enjoying his meal with a smile.

Finally, Jiang Cheng finished eating the food on the table and let out a long burp with satisfaction.

"I'm full." Jiang Cheng clapped his hands and said.

"At least thank me for the hospitality, you brat!" Xinghaifang's leader held his wallet with a look of resentment on his face.

"I'm full, thank you for the treat, you brat!" Jiang Cheng clapped his hands again and said.

"You don't need to learn from the rest! You are deliberately making me angry, right? It's absolutely intentional, right?" The leader of Xinghaibo gritted his teeth and his eyes were full of anger.

"Ah! Angry! Men who are often angry will definitely become bald!" Jiang Cheng pointed at Xinghaifang Master and looked at Jiang Hua and said.

"You brat, I don't care! Today I must teach you how to respect adults!" The leader of Xinghaibo rolled up his sleeves as he spoke.

"Nani, you are just a man who only wants to sow offspring." Jiang Cheng imitated the words Jiang Hua taught him when he gave him a bath.

Hearing these words, Master Xinghaibo was immediately discouraged and looked at Jiang Hua with a resentful look on his face, "Jiang Hua, can you teach the child some words suitable for his age?"

Jiang Hua suddenly laughed.

"What are you laughing at?" Master Xinghaifang was confused.

"You two really look like a pair of idiot father and son. Maybe this is what the so-called family is." Jiang Hua said with a smile.

"Who wants such a child! If I really have such a child, then I would rather launch [beep-] into a corner, than let him be born!" Xinghaifang Master disdain Jiang Hua's words After looking at it, he turned to Jiang Cheng and asked, "You brat, how long have you not eaten? You can actually eat so much food at one time. Even our clan has never seen anyone who can eat so much food." ,"

Jiang Cheng lowered his head and counted with his fingers, then raised his head and replied: "Half a year."

"Half a year? How can you still survive without eating for half a year? What do you rely on to survive?" Master Xinghaibo continued to ask.

"Sleep, there used to be a green glowing stone that I always ate, but then I don't know why I couldn't find that stone." Jiang Cheng answered seriously.

"Green glowing stone? What is that?" Master Xinghaifang said and looked at Jiang Hua.

"A kind of energy stone associated with dragon veins, which contains rich dragon vein power, but his planet's dragon veins have dried up, and the remaining dragon veins chose to sacrifice themselves to create him. So that kind of crystal stone will never be produced again." Jiang Hua explained .

"Family? Sister Jiang Hua, what is family?" Jiang Cheng was obviously more interested in the family Jiang Hua mentioned just now.

"Family? It can make you experience the existence of many flavors of tears. Moreover, family will make you cry and laugh, and they will always support each other even if they quarrel. This is the so-called family." Jiang Hua thought about it Want to say.

"It's so troublesome. I'm crying and laughing at the same time." Jiang Cheng complained.

"What do you know about that brat? Children, go to bed after they've eaten!" the owner of Xinghaifang yelled, "Also, don't call me sister, call me aunt! If you insist on calling me sister, call me brother, no. , Brother-in-law!"

"That's disgusting." Jiang Cheng frowned, seeming a little embarrassed.

"What are you talking about, you brat!" Upon hearing this, Master Xinghaifang was instantly furious.

"It's disgusting." Jiang Cheng repeated.

"Call me brother. It doesn't matter if you don't call me brother-in-law. Call me brother and listen." The leader of Xinghaifang said while holding back his anger.

"It's disgusting, don't scream." Jiang Cheng refused.

"Call!"

"No!"

"You brat, scream if you want!"

"Uncle, don't scream!"

"That's great." Jiang Hua looked at Jiang Cheng who was sleeping soundly on the bed with a doting look on his face.

"You're not really a shotacon, are you!" Master Xinghaibo looked helpless.

"If I have to say it, it's like Ou Doudou (younger brother)." Jiang Hua said softly.

"Hmph, it seems like he's just a carefree brat." Master Xinghaifang looked at the sleeping Jiang Cheng and said with a stinky face. Then his face became dull and he looked at Jiang Hua, "I'm sorry Jiang Hua, I originally wanted to Let you take a look at the earth, that beautiful planet... "

"It doesn't matter. This can only be blamed on my body and has nothing to do with you." Jiang Hua shook his head and continued, "Besides, maybe you helped me find something better."

"I don't understand. I've only known you for a day. Are you so interested in me?"

"Not only that, his existence actually made me understand that I am not alone in this universe." Jiang Hua replied.

"I was thinking, if this brat can absorb the entire dragon vein, then you..." Master Xinghaifang hesitated.

"It's simply impossible. His situation is special. He will grow up like an ordinary person, and Xian'an's dragon vein is not that simple..."

"I... I understand." Xinghaifang Master was silent for a while before slowly saying, "This spaceship is flying to Earth, and then we will transfer at the next stop and return to Henan."

"Yes." Jiang Hua responded, leaning into the arms of Master Xinghaifang.

"As for this brat, what did you think about it?" Master Xinghaifang continued to ask,

"Actually, I didn't think about anything. I just felt the loneliness in his heart, so I wanted to take him away. He should have a complete life. To love and hate, see those different scenery, enjoy his family and enjoy what his partners bring him. A different life scenery, instead of staying on that planet without life and growing old and dying alone." Jiang Hua said slowly.

"Maybe this is also a kind of fate, just like when I met you." Master Xinghaifang touched the back of his head and smiled unceremoniously, "Maybe if you bring him back to Lang'an, you won't be so lonely."

"No, I said he should have his own life. Earth, isn't it beautiful there? Maybe he can find the meaning of his life there. And I'm used to it." Jiang Hua said and put the cigarette rod into his mouth. He took a sip.

"Is this your wish? If so, then I..."

"Well, this is my wish." Jiang Hua looked at Xinghaifang Master, the seriousness in his eyes made Xinghaifang Master couldn't help but blush.

"You are such a gentle person, Jiang Hua."

"Kid, wake up, wake up, kid." What woke Jiang Cheng was a strange voice. It was neither the voice of Jiang Hua nor the voice of Master Xinghaibo.

Jiang Cheng opened his eyes and saw the face of a strange girl.

"The terminal Earth has arrived, hurry up and get off." The young lady wearing a stewardess uniform said.

"Earth? Where did Sister Jiang Hua and Uncle Stinky go?" Jiang Cheng asked with a puzzled look on his face.

"Everyone on the spaceship has got off. Maybe the person you mentioned has got off." The young lady said patiently.

"Oh, then I'll go down too." Upon hearing this, Jiang Cheng jumped out of bed.

"Kid, wait a minute, you still have your luggage." The young lady called from behind Jiang Cheng.

"Luggage?" Jiang Cheng turned his head and asked.

Jiang Cheng followed the direction the young lady pointed and saw a light blue umbrella, which was the umbrella Jiang Hua had brought before.

"This belongs to Sister Jiang Hua." Jiang Cheng pointed to the umbrella and said.

"Then take it." The young lady said with a smile, and then she was about to pick up the umbrella and hand it to Jiang Cheng, "It's so heavy. Is there such a heavy umbrella?"

The young lady handed the umbrella to Jiang Cheng with difficulty, and something surprising happened to the young lady. Jiang Cheng took the umbrella without any effort and held it in his hand casually.

But at this moment, a small piece of paper fell from the umbrella.

The strange young lady picked up the small piece of paper, her eyes accidentally or unintentionally glanced at the content on the paper, and her face suddenly became serious.

"What's wrong?" Jiang Cheng asked, tilting his head.

"Are you sure you want to know, kid?" The young lady looked at Jiang Cheng hesitantly.

Jiang Cheng nodded seriously as a matter of course.

"Xiao Jiangcheng-chan, starting from today, go find your own life. - One day's sister, Jiang Hua. And one day's stinky uncle, Kami Akira." The young lady couldn't bear to read the content on the paper.

"What is life? Is it something delicious?" Jiang Cheng, who was only seven years old, obviously still couldn't understand this sentence.

[What an adult! Are there any people who abandon their children now? ! And he is such a cute boy! what to do? Do you want to adopt him?]While the young lady was having a fierce ideological struggle, Jiang Cheng had already taken back the piece of paper in the young lady's hand. After seeing that the young lady did not speak, he carried the paper that was bigger than his body. The umbrella got off the spacecraft.

"Ah, where is the person? A child? A child?" The young lady who was stunned suddenly came back to her senses, but found that the cute orange-red haired child had disappeared...

(End of chapter)