Maybe a Fake Gintama

Chapter 20: When I think about the title, my head almost explodes! (Atong

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"Are you a bunch of idiots?!" Jiang Cheng stood at the door of the Edo Detention Center with an umbrella, cursing at the Wanshiwu trio who had just been taken out by him, "How can there be anyone who actively asks to continue to stay in the detention center? Ah! Why else did you leave my phone number?"

"The pork chop rice in the detention center is delicious, Aru." Kagura raised her hand and said.

"What do you know! Do you know the current situation of our family?! Ever since this big-eating king Musima came, there is only salt left in the house! That kind of place with only salt left is not a home at all!" Gintoki retorted.

"So, you ate up all the pork chops and rice in the entire detention center? After you finished eating, you kept shouting "Demolish the detention center if you don't give pork chops and rice"? Huh? Then the detention center called Yoshiwara? Finally, let I put down my newly bought fpsgame and came here to take you out alone? What a joke! If you don’t have money, go to work! If you don’t have a job, go to the streets to find a job! If you can’t find one, go volunteer! Plant volunteers!" Jiang Cheng shouted non-stop.

But in the end, Jiang Cheng turned around, with his back to the three of them, and said a little arrogantly, "... once... once is fine. If it's just ramen, I can treat you to all you can eat."

After Jiang Cheng finished speaking, he heard Shinpachi and Kagura cheering behind him.

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"

"Pack your hair away! Let me eat it in the store! And only this time!" Jiang Cheng had just finished complaining, but suddenly he felt something was wrong, "Wig? Have you encountered a wig?"

"I only got into the detention center because of that idiot! I was mistaken for a bomber who was with him! Don't worry, I didn't give him your phone number, I just gave him your address." After Gintoki finished speaking, he stretched out his hand. A thumbs up and a wink at Jiang Cheng.

"Isn't this worse?!" Jiang Cheng was defeated by this scammer, "Forget it, do you want to go now? Ramen?"

"I want Aru with all the side dishes! Plus ten portions of barbecued pork!" Kagura was the first to shout.

"Hi, hi." Jiang Cheng smiled helplessly and nodded.

"I want it too!" Shinbaji shouted.

"Hi, hi."

"Then I also..." Gintoki was interrupted by Jiang Cheng before he finished speaking.

"You can just eat the plain one without any additives!"

"Why should we treat them differently?"

"Both of them are underage. They eat more to grow stronger." Jiang Cheng said with a finger.

"Yin-Sang, I'm still a teenager at heart!"

"That's not what you said in Chapter 16..." →_→ Jiang Cheng looked at Gintoki with contempt.

"Speaking of which, why aren't you with Miss Yue Yong this time?" Xin Baji asked curiously.

"Because the author is afraid of being scolded by fans of the original CP, ah, no, it's because [Baihua] has a lot of work."

"Hey, you seemed to have said something outrageous just now!" Shinbachi complained.

"Yeah, I suddenly thought of a place to go, and I'm afraid I won't be able to eat ramen," said Shinpachi, turning around and starting to run, "Then see you next time, Jiang Chengsang."

"Yoshi, then leave the bowl of Shinpachi to me!" Gintoki nodded matter-of-factly.

"Just eat yours without any seasoning." Jiang Cheng said, shattering Gintoki's fantasy.

"Then give it to me! I'm still growing, Aru!" Kagura shouted.

"There's really nothing I can do about you, okay, okay." Jiang Cheng turned his face away, fearing that the two of them would see the unnatural look on his face.

Just as Jiang Cheng finished speaking, he suddenly heard a burst of hurried footsteps and a police whistle sounded at the same time. Jiang Cheng followed the sound and saw a short-cut man with a scar on his face standing on the roof of the detention center looking at him. Xiang ran over.

Behind him, there were several police officers chasing him.

The old man jumped down directly and held Kagura's head full of thoughts about ramen.

"Don't come over! Otherwise, I don't know what will happen to this girl?!" The uncle shouted to the police who had stopped.

"You guy!" the leading policeman couldn't help shouting.

"Only, only today." The uncle murmured, and then turned to look at Jiang Cheng and Gintoki, "Hey! You two over there! Natural volume and the one holding the umbrella, will you? Driving a car?!”

But before Jiang Cheng and Gintoki could say anything, the leading police officer took the lead and pulled out his knife, "You dare to resist us, do you think you can escape easily?!"

"Well, calm down." Jiang Cheng saw the uncle's embarrassment and saw that he didn't really want to hurt Kagura. Jiang Cheng turned to look at the policemen, "Maybe the prisoner also has There are some unspeakable secrets, doesn’t it say that it only takes one day? Give it to him and I will guarantee it.”

"You... I'm really sorry, sir!" When the policeman saw Jiang Cheng, he immediately put the knife back, "If it's your request, we can agree, but we need to have our people follow in case he does anything. Things that endanger social security.”

"Well, no problem." Jiang Cheng replied.

"Who is that adult?" the policeman next to him couldn't help but ask in a low voice.

"That person who is the agent of a certain adult in Yoshiwara cannot be offended rashly! That silver-haired natural curly girl and the little girl were the ones he just brought out!" the leading policeman explained in a low voice.

"Let that little girl go. You must have heard what you just said, right?" Jiang Cheng said to the uncle.

"Sir... thank you very much!" The uncle said and let go of Kagura.

"No, go ahead and do your thing, but we agreed not to disrupt social order, otherwise it will be difficult for me to do it," Jiang Cheng said aloud.

"I want to go to Aru with you." Suddenly, Kagura said abruptly. It seemed that he must have become curious.

"Are you kidding me? You just said you were going to eat ramen!" Gintoki yelled.

"What about ramen?" Jiang Cheng asked.

"Actually, I'm not hungry now. I originally wanted to eat ramen, but I just wanted to eat tomorrow's meal in advance so that I wouldn't be hungry tomorrow, Aru." Kagura explained seriously.

"Hey, hey, what do you mean by eating tomorrow's meal! Do you have a Time Machine in your stomach?!" Gintoki said and wanted to pull Kagura away, but Gintoki would never be able to pull Kagura away. .

"Well, it's actually nothing. Let's go take a look together. And after all, it's my guarantee. If something happens, it will be very difficult for these police officers." Jiang Cheng said with a smile.

Everyone was stunned when they brought the uncle to his destination.

"This... what is this?!" Gintoki couldn't help but ask.

"This is the first concert of the most popular idol now, Temple Gate." The uncle replied.

Jiang Cheng's face turned dark when he looked at the girl who seemed to be named Atong who was singing and dancing on the stage. However, before Jiang Cheng could speak, Gintoki took the lead and kicked the uncle over.

"You bastard! What have you done with your life? You escaped from prison just for a mere idol! Do you plan to waste your life for temporary pleasure?! That's why you were thrown into the cell, idiot!" Gintoki finished, The old man rubbed his head and stood up.

"Looking at your expression, I thought it was your wife's memorial day or wedding anniversary or your children's school day! Are you worthy of the day of freedom I want to give you?! You are such a weak soul!" Jiang Cheng couldn't help shouting .

"It is precisely because I am a person who is greedy for temporary pleasure that I understand that there are some precious moments in life that cannot be missed." The uncle said and started cheering for Atong on the stage again, "Then, enjoy it!"

"L...o...v...e...ah...tong...L...o...v...e..." The uncle kept shouting while swaying.

"That's enough, I want to go back. Hey, the police are waiting for you at the door. After reading this, remember to follow the police back..." Jiang Cheng said and turned around to leave.

At the same time, Gintoki patted Kagura on the shoulder, "Go back, Kagura."

"Hey, I still want to watch it for a while." Kagura said with a little pout.

Gintoki was about to refuse seriously, but Jiang Cheng stopped at this time and returned to his original position, "Me too, why not just watch for a while, Gintoki, hahahahaha."

"You, you must not be a LoLi control! Jiangcheng, I remember you didn't like plump ones before? When you go to the store, you always choose..." Gintoki said in disbelief, but before he could finish his words, he was Jiang Cheng kicked him over.

"Don't you think the uncle's eyes on that girl on the stand are different? You idiot!" Jiang Cheng defended without thinking, "Then, look behind you, there is a surprise."

Hearing Jiang Cheng's words, Gintoki glanced back and saw Shinpachi wearing clothes with the words "Temmon Dori Guards" standing in front of a group of people wearing the same clothes, constantly giving instructions...

"Why are you here?!" Gintoki rushed in front of Shinpachi in an instant, "And why do you look like a captain!"

"I will be Atong's personal guard captain from birth!" Shinpachi replied subconsciously, but when he turned around, he saw Gintoki, "Ah... why is Gin-san in a place like this?"

"I wanted to ask you, but I didn't expect you to fall for such a boring thing." Gintoki couldn't help but sigh, "How are you going to explain it to your sister?"

"Captain! Leave him alone! Let's continue!"

Jiang Cheng, Kagura, and the scarred uncle don't know when they put on the clothes of the Temple Gate Guards and stood next to Shinpachi.

"Why did you change into costumes too! And it was too fast! I don't know how to complain at all!" Gintoki was confused.

Jiang Cheng lowered his head and whispered something in Xinbaji's ear.

"What, this is Atong-chan's..." After hearing this, Shinpachi looked at the scar-faced uncle in disbelief.

"What is Atsumu-chan? Aren't you just a middle-aged and elderly fan? What's so special?" Gintoki asked three times.

"Those gentlemen with naturally curly silver hair over there, please don't walk around, otherwise you will disturb other viewers." Atong-chan's mother and manager couldn't help but said aloud while standing in the aisle, but the next moment, Seeing the scar-faced uncle, his expression changed, "You..."

At the same time, the scar-faced uncle also discovered Atong-chan’s mother and manager...

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