Maybe a Fake Gintama

Chapter 22: Turtle style qigong is taught by Master Wu Tian, and the vitality bomb is the boundary

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"Hey, so why do you come to me at this delicate time? When I'm just about to have lunch, what do you want to do here?" Jiang Cheng looked at the trio of Wan Shiwu in front of him with contempt.

But at this time, the three of them did not speak, but stared closely at the food on the table in Jiang Cheng's room.

"Hey, stop drooling!" Jiang Cheng was completely defeated, "Forget it, let's eat together when we're hungry."

After Jiang Cheng finished speaking, the three of them immediately ran to the table and started devouring the food.

"Good... delicious Aru." Kagura said while eating.

"Hey! Swallow the food in your mouth before you speak!" Jiang Cheng couldn't help shouting.

After hearing this, Kagura instantly swallowed the full food in her mouth.

"Chew it well! That's how Luffy eats!"

"Tell me, what are you here for? It's not just for a meal. If that's the case, I will really despise you, Gintoki." After the meal, Jiang Cheng looked at the three people who kept burping. said.

"Actually, I'm looking for a pet. A certain big shot's pet was lost, so I entrusted the Wanshiwuwu. I came here just to see if there are any clues. This is a photo." Xin Baji said as he sat up on his knees and handed over a photo. The photo was handed to Jiang Cheng.

"This, this seems to have been seen somewhere..." Jiang Cheng murmured as he looked at the familiar creatures in the photo.

"Really?!" Shinpachi said in surprise, and then looked at Gintoki and Kagura, "It seems like coming here is the right choice, Gin-san, Kagura-chan!"

"Let me think about it again," Jiang Cheng said, closing his eyes and thinking hard, "That's right!"

Hearing the sound, the three of them looked over expectantly.

"This is Demon Puwu! Let me tell you why there is a familiar feeling. Although it still doesn't feel like it, then the one who entrusted you is Babidi." Just after Jiang Cheng finished speaking, he was pinned to the ground by three people. I stepped on it for a long time.

"How big are you, Majin Puu! Although that Prince Hata does look a bit like him! It's the octopus in the photo! Are you crazy about seeing Dragon Ball!" Gintoki said while kicking him.

"Turtle style Qigong... Turtle style Qigong..." Kagura shouted and kicked.

"No, I just think it's a bit similar. If it's the complete collection of Dragon Ball, I can lend it to you, but I really don't have any impression of this kind of octopus. You know, I hate sashimi and other foods." Jiang Cheng got up. He wiped his nosebleed and said.

"Speaking of which, I seem to remember that Jiang Chengsang likes to eat Chinese food." Xin Baji said.

"Majin Puwu ~ Turtle Style Qigong Aru~" Kagura on the side should still be immersed in the topic of Majin Puwu that Jiang Cheng just said.

"That's not right, Kagura-chan, Majin Puu cannot be eliminated with Kame style Qigong. Only Kakarot's vitality bomb can eliminate it." Shinpachi couldn't help but remind him.

"Then, Yuan Qi Dan Aru~" Although Kagura changed her lines, her posture was still that of the turtle style Qigong.

"Position, posture, the posture is wrong. Since you called out the name of the vitality bomb, you should assume the posture of the vitality bomb. You are still using the turtle style qigong posture. Watch carefully. If you want to do this..." Jiang Cheng said He stood up, and just as he was about to raise his hands, he was kicked down by Gintoki again. Shinbaji and Kagura on the side were also kicked down one after another.

"That's enough for you! We're here to see Octopus Bess! We're not here to learn from Master Wutian the Turtle Style Qigong and the Vitality Bomb!" Gintoki yelled.

"No, Gintoki, you remembered wrongly. The Kaio-sama taught the vitality bomb." Jiang Cheng got up, stretched out a finger, shook his head and said.

"Souda, souda," Kagura and Shinpachi said at the same time, holding their hands and nodding.

"Let's search for a while! Figure out what we are doing now, please!" Gintoki said and kicked the three of them down again.

"What I don't know is whether you are okay or not! Come to Yoshiwara to find some shitty octopus! Is this where minors like the two of them come?! If you want to find it, go to a Japanese restaurant or seafood market to find it, you stupid soul !" Jiang Cheng got up and retorted.

"Souda, souda." Kagura and Shinpachi nodded again, holding hands.

"Is this the reaction again?!"

"Okay, I just want to go out and buy a new FPS game, so I'll send you out on the way." Jiang Cheng said, pushing and pulling the three of them out of the room.

"Hey, why does the gatekeeper in Yoshihara look familiar?" After walking out of Yoshiwara, Gintoki couldn't help but said to Jiang Cheng.

"What nonsense are you talking about? He's just an ordinary uncle. He was hired not long ago." Jiang Cheng waved his hand and said, "The resume says that I was an extra before and acted in several plays of the same type. Later I didn't want to After I did it, I wanted to find a place to work as a security guard or something like that.”

"I want to eat octopus balls Aru!" Kagura raised her hand and shouted.

Then, Jiang Cheng unconsciously walked to a nearby shop selling octopus balls and ordered two octopus balls. Seeing this, Kagura happily walked forward, leaned next to Jiang Cheng, and watched expectantly as the master making octopus balls skillfully made the balls.

"Hey, Gin-san, don't you think it's a little subtle? Those two people?" Shinpachi looked at the backs of Jiang Cheng and Kagura, and then said to Gintoki beside him.

But by the time Shinpachi looked over, Gintoki had already surrounded him...

"Do you want to eat too?!" Xin Bajiao complained.

"It's not your share." Jiang Cheng couldn't help but said to Gintoki on the side, and at the same time handed two octopus balls to Shinpachi and Kagura.

"Jiang Chengsang doesn't want to eat too?" Xin Baji couldn't help but asked after taking the meatballs.

"Well, I hate food that smells fishy, including fishy smell." Jiang Cheng nodded and said.

"Jiang Chengsang is indeed different from Yin Sang. He looks like a mature adult, like a reliable uncle." Xin Baji couldn't help but praise. But just as he finished speaking, Shinpachi discovered that half of the meatballs in his hand had been secretly eaten by Gintoki, "Hey! When will you become more mature like Jiang Chengsang!"

"Sa, see you later. I'm going to buy a new fps game. Don't you still have work?" Jiang Cheng said with a smile as he looked at the Wanshiwu trio who started to fight for the octopus balls.

"I almost forgot, uncle, have you ever seen an octopus like this?" Xin Baji said and handed the photo to the master who made the octopus balls.

"Although we see a lot of octopus, this face is very raw," the master who made the octopus balls took the photo and looked at it and said, "Hey, Saburo, do you recognize this octopus?" The master who made the octopus balls said The photo was handed to the apprentice on the side.

But at this time, Jiang Cheng had already walked away holding the umbrella. Kagura looked at Jiang Cheng's retreating figure thoughtfully.

"What's wrong, Kagura-chan?" Shinpachi asked curiously.

"He, he has a familiar smell Aru." Kagura said.

"Smell? What smell?"

"It smells a lot like Mommy's, Aru." Kagura replied.

"Huh? You don't think Jiang Chengsang is your uncle, do you? Didn't he deny it himself?" Xin Baji couldn't help but reply.

"Let's go, you two, we found the clue." Gintoki said at this time.

Only then did Shinbaji and Kagura come to their senses...

"So, what are you three doing when you come to my place late at night, just in time for me to have dinner? How is your work? Have you found Bess?" Jiang Cheng still looked at him with disdain. Gintoki is the leader.

"Bess it...it's finished..."

"The search... is finished..." After hearing this, Jiang Cheng nodded and said.

"It's Nani who's done with it? Has Bess shown his face? It seems like it's been done before he's even shown his face, right? So the work is also done? It's just a failure, right? It's a failure, right? And then you want to make a living? You guys really have had enough. !" Jiang Cheng was completely convinced.

But at this time, one of the three people's stomach growled.

Jiang Cheng smiled helplessly, "For the last time, eat."

Suddenly, the three of them cheered, and immediately ran to the dining table in Jiang Cheng's house to devour.

After dinner, Jiang Cheng looked at the three people who were burping again and shook his head helplessly. Jiang Cheng then took out a photo and threw it in Gintoki's face.

"Let me take care of you and entrust you with a job."

"What job? Assassination? Or?" Gintoki picked up the photo and looked at it closely, "What do such young children want us to do?"

"Basically, there is a kid who comes to Yoshiwara every day. It seems to be a kid born by a geisha during the Night King's reign. However, for various reasons, he was sent away by Hinawa. Now he mistakenly thinks that Hinata is his mother. Every day I want to see the sun." Jiang Cheng explained aloud.

"Are you going to attack such a young child?! Are you still a human being?!" Gintoki grabbed Jiang Cheng's collar and said, "But if the reward is enough, it can still be discussed." Gintoki said and stretched out his arms. Show five fingers.

Jiang Cheng shook off Gintoki's hand and kicked Gintoki away, "What are you thinking about? Nichiwa wants to adopt him, but according to some investigations, this child may have gone astray. Your job is to take care of this child. Just take the high road and bring it here.”

"We are not a correctional center for troubled children!" Gintoki said as he got up.

"Then, I can only do it myself. Hey, I can only spend the money myself." Jiang Cheng said and took out a thick envelope from where he didn't know.

"The Wanshiwuya will respond to any request! Please be sure to entrust us with the task! It is our duty to save a child who has gone astray!" Gintoki's attitude changed instantly.

"Hey, your attitude has changed too quickly. I don't even want to complain!" Shinpachi said and looked at Jiang Cheng, "Why do you want to adopt a child that is not your own? That Nichiwa Taifu? "

"It seems that Nichiwa protected the child and sent it out. In the past, if a geisha in Yoshiwara gave birth to a child, both the mother and the child would be executed. This should generally be the case." Jiang Cheng said and put the three People hurried outside, "Please leave me with the work. I will pay you after the work is completed. Go back quickly!"

Thanks to the cat who loves to drink, Nangong Wenqi, luvlia, the author who pretends to be a book friend, the mango-flavored gangster Jiu San'er, who has packed his bags, the third king of power, HASTUR, the lord of the deep space star sea, and Nuowude He's letter, Book friend 2019xxxx4899, Wodi Onimade, Kong Chongming, Elegy, What is Love, Don't Like to Eat Fish x, voted for recommendation!

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