Maybe a Fake Gintama

Chapter 23: Seita's Bizarre Adventure! (superior)

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"Is it that brat?" Gintoki asked, picking his nose.

At this time, the Wanshiwu trio, Jiang Cheng and Yue Yong were following a dirty-looking child on the street. At this time, the five of them were hiding at the corner of the street looking at Haruta who was wandering on the street.

"Well, yes, he is Haruta." Yue Yong said.

"He's just a kid. If you ask me, I'll arrest him, lock him up and let him watch jump for a month. Sooner or later, he will understand the three elements of jump: friendship, hard work, and victory! Isn't this enough?" Gintoki He waved his hand and said casually.

"Stop talking nonsense and follow the plan. It's your turn!" Jiang Cheng said and kicked Gintoki out...

"Is he really okay? That kind of carefree man." Yue Yong asked with some uncertainty as she looked at Gintoki, who was staggering over.

"Big... probably, hahahaha." Jiang Cheng replied uncertainly.

"Aren't you old friends?"

"An old friend I haven't seen in ten years?" Jiang Cheng →_→ replied like this, "Maybe Kagura-chan and Shinpachi-kun know him better than I do now."

"It's time Aru!" Kagura reminded, and then everyone quickly looked at Gintoki who had already started to take action...

A clumsy-looking silver-haired samurai walked over from the opposite side. There was no way this one could run away! With this thought in mind, Haruta deliberately walked towards Gintoki with his head lowered.

"Ah, I'm sorry!" After deliberately bumping into Gintoki, Haruta lowered his head and whispered softly, then walked away much faster and ran away quickly.

Haruta looked back at Gintoki who was gradually going away, and couldn't help but raise the corners of his mouth, and then ran into the alley next to him.

Haruta took out his harvest: Gintoki's wallet.

"It's so impressive. It looks like you have picked a good match. I didn't expect there to be such a rich samurai in this era." Haruta laughed, but when he opened his wallet, he stopped laughing.

"What the hell is this! Except for the two hundred and thirty yuan, everything else is just blank paper with [Friendship! Effort! Victory!] written all over it! How obsessed are these guys with jumps!" Haruta cursed. , and at the same time took out the 230 yen from Gintoki's wallet and prepared to put it in his own wallet, but when Haruta touched his chest where he originally put his wallet, Haruta panicked, "My... Where is my wallet?!!!” (ps: Jump Weekly is priced at 230 yen per copy.)

"Mission accomplished!" Gintoki said confidently, "Don't worry, I put 230 yen in my wallet, as well as notes filled with [Friendship! Effort! Victory!] written all over it..."

"Hey, what's that in your hand?" Jiang Cheng looked at Gintoki with contempt.

"Ah, this, you are careless!" Gintoki looked at the wallet in his hand, "If you don't pay attention, you will..."

Before Gintoki could finish his words, he was kicked over by four people and started a group fight.

"You can do anything if you're not careful! You can even take a kid's wallet! I really misjudged you Gintoki!" Jiang Cheng scolded while stepping on him.

"Isn't this... isn't this good?" Gintoki, who was already bruised and swollen, got up, "Let him know that he may be punished after making a mistake. This is education in disguise, education. Stealing is something that every time When you reach out to steal something from others, you will also lose something very important!"

"If you say so..." Yue Yong held her chin as if thinking. But no one noticed at this time, Kagura had already grabbed the wallet in Gintoki's hand and rushed out...

"Ah! Whose wallet has been lost, Aru~" Kagura pretended to have just picked up a wallet.

"I...mine!" Haruta heard the sound and ran towards Kagura.

"Thank you very much. This is my wallet." Haruta looked at Kagura and said.

"Don't be so careless next time, Aru~" Kagura said and handed the wallet to Haruta. At the same time, he secretly turned around and made an OK gesture to Jiang Cheng and the other four people behind him.

Seeing Kagura chatting and laughing with Haruta, Jiang Cheng and others' jaws almost dropped in shock.

"Um...it seems it's not time for Kagura-chan to appear, right?" Shinpachi asked uncertainly.

"If you have to believe Kagura-chan, aren't you friends?!" Jiang Cheng couldn't help but say.

"Souga, maybe Kagura-chan has thought of a better way." Shinpachi said, holding out a finger.

But just as Shinpachi finished speaking, everyone heard a growling sound from Kagura's stomach. The sound was so loud that even the four people far away from Kagura could hear it clearly...

"Well, since you helped me find my wallet, I should also thank you and treat you to something to eat." Haruta said with a helpless smile.

"Really Aru?!"

"Be grateful when you receive help. Kagura-chan has a lot of skills!" Jiang Cheng couldn't help but praise.

"As expected of Master House's signature! Come on Kagura-chan!" Gintoki couldn't help but cheer for Kagura from behind.

"Let me just say it, Kagura-chan must have her own ideas. In this case, it can at least be seen that Haruta-kun's nature is kind." Shinpachi said.

Kagura-chan, who accepted Haruta's invitation, took Haruta to the Toshi shop downstairs of Master House.

"Um... this doesn't seem to be a place to eat, right?" Haruta couldn't help but said while looking at the Denshi shop in front of him.

"What are you talking about, Aru? I eat here all the time, Aru, and I can add some food." Kagura said, dragging Haruta into the Toshi shop, "Oba-chan, MisiyoMixi Aru.”

"You said this is not a place to eat! And the door is not open during the day! Why did you walk in and sit down all by yourself!" As soon as Granny Denshi finished speaking, she felt something was wrong in her hands and lowered her head. When I looked up, I saw Jiang Cheng and four others huddled at the counter.

Jiang Cheng made a silent gesture and at the same time stuffed a few ten thousand yuan bills into Granny Dengshi's hand. And use hand gestures to start making gestures to get them to cooperate.

Originally, Granny Denshi was about to ask out loud, but the next moment Jiang Cheng showed his signature smile. In an instant, Granny Denshi fell into despair, "Woohoo..."

Voice-over: [Woohoo] What is it? It’s already 70,000 words, does the author still want to randomly add some weird settings? !

"There's nothing we can do about you, except this time." Granny Denshi said looking at Kagura in front of her.

"Yin Sang, what was that just now? [Woohoo] or something, wasn't it really copied from another animation?!" Shinpachi couldn't help but ask in a low voice.

"So haven't you said it before? This guy is just an idiot who is popular with women." Gintoki said, picking his nose.

"one more bowl!"

"one more bowl!"

"one more bowl!"

Seeing Kagura who was just eating and shouting "one more bowl", Haruta couldn't help but touch his wallet, fearing that he wouldn't have enough money when he wanted to pay later, so he wanted to stop Kagura. , but I felt that someone else had picked up my wallet, so...

"I'm so careless..." Jiang Cheng couldn't help but say.

"Well, I'm really careless." Gintoki said the same way.

"Well, I was indeed careless." Yue Yong said.

"Hey, you three! What should we do in this situation? Haruta's expression has changed from shock to despair! Kagura-chan's attention has been completely immersed in the rice!" Shinpachi Looking at the three people on the side, they couldn't help but complain, "Don't think that you can completely get rid of the responsibility with a careless sentence! How can such a big-stomach king Musume be fed with Haruta's wallet?!"

"Well, you may not be full." Jiang Cheng said uncertainly.

"Well, I won't be able to feed you enough." Gintoki agreed.

"Well, it's absolutely and definitely not enough." Yue Yong agreed.

"That's enough for you!"

The next moment, Jiang Cheng had an idea, "Gintoki, let's get to the point!" After saying that, Jiang Cheng kicked Gintoki out of the counter.

"You!" Seeing a familiar face, Haruta couldn't help but panic for a moment.

And Gintoki sat down at the bar, minding his own business, "Ahem, kid, there must be gains and losses. You stole my wallet, but you encountered this result. This is karma, remember?"

After hearing this, Haruta on the side began to shed tears of grievance and couldn't stop them, "I, I just, just want to see my mother... Why, why do I have to encounter so many things!" After that, Haruta lay on the table and started crying.

"If you want to meet, can't you just go and meet? But if you use stolen money to achieve your own goals, I believe your mother won't be happy even if she finds out." Gintoki said while pouring himself a glass of soju.

"It's not that simple! If I don't have money, I won't be able to see my mother at all! I'm just an orphan. How can I get money if I don't steal!" After hearing this, Haruta raised his head and said excitedly.

"There is no mother in this world who needs money to meet, so tell me, what is going on?"

"I... was abandoned by my parents when I was young. I have no memory of my parents at all. From the time I was sensible, the person in front of me was my adopted grandfather. And my grandfather also passed away due to illness three years ago. Before my grandfather died, ..." As he said that, Qingta remembered the scene of his grandfather's death.

At that time, the dying grandfather was lying on the bed, looking at him with a gentle face and comforting: "Don't feel inferior, Haruta, you were not abandoned, but saved. Your mother saved you from the darkness. You must be proud that you have come out. Your mother is still shining like the sun alone in the darkness of the long night."

"So, that person might be my mother!" After finishing speaking, Haruta began to sob aggrievedly.

After experiencing this memory, Gintoki didn't speak anymore.

"That person?" Grandma Dengshi couldn't help but said.

"Well, that person, the sun of the underground city Yoshiwara, the first geisha, the sun disk known as the sun of Yoshiwara. But no matter how I shouted, that person didn't look at me, so I... I need a lot of money, as long as If I have a lot of money, I can see her. I want to see her and talk to her..."

(End of chapter)