Maybe a Fake Gintama

Chapter 24: Seita's Bizarre Adventure! (Down)

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"Hey, what's going on? Why didn't Nichiwa Taifu look at him even though Haruta shouted so hard?" Shinpachi asked, looking at Jiang Cheng and Yueyong.

"Ah, there is actually a reason for this..." Jiang Cheng smiled sheepishly.

"what reason?"

“Before Nichirin said something like [It’s so boring to stay at high places every day~], so I bought her a pair of invisible wireless headphones, with high-fidelity sound effects and surround-sound 3D sound, which completely isolates the outside sound. Bring it with you, and you will be the only one in the world! You don’t need 98,000 or 58,000 to buy it now. You only need 18,888 to take it home! Boy, what’s more exciting than..." Before Jiang Cheng could finish his words, he was kicked over by Xinbaji.

"It turns out it's all your fault!"

"Whatever you call it, it's all my fault! It's just that the author forgot about Haruta! Only now did he think of filling in the hole! It's all the author's fault!" Jiang Cheng retorted.

"You are putting the cart before the horse. You did that kind of thing just to see your mother. Do you think your mother will be happy about it?" Granny Denshi said while smoking a cigarette.

Haruta wiped away her tears and looked at Granny Toshi.

"Work here. Although it won't be enough for you to meet the woman from Yoshihara, it will still help. So, don't do anything like thieves anymore." After Granny Toshi said this, Haruta couldn't help but blush again. Blinded.

"Thank you so much..."

At night, Seita was dragged by Shinpachi to take a bath and then fell asleep upstairs.

Downstairs, in Denshi's small shop, Jiang Cheng, Yueyong, Shinpachi, Kagura, and Gintoki were discussing plans in front of the bar.

"... In the end, the brave Haruta defeated the Demon King Night King and finally met his mother!" After Jiang Cheng finished speaking, he couldn't help but shed tears. "How about this plan? It is definitely the best this year. RPGgame!”

"It's so bad! What a tacky plot! You didn't like to play RPG games since I was a child, and the plot you designed is as bad as shit!" Gintoki couldn't help shouting.

"I think my character Aru can be more enriched. For example, if Haruta collects a hundred vinegar kelp, he can get help from Kagura-chan, so that the plot will be more perfect for Aru." Kagura said aside.

"It should be modified like this..." Gintoki said and began to write and draw on the paper.

"We need to change it here too..." Xin Bajia grabbed the pen and said.

"It's also necessary here..."

"Here too..."

As a result, a vulgar script titled "Haruta Agarwood and Otsutsuki Kurozetsu's Story of Saving His Mother" was officially completed...

"Hey, it seems to be even worse!" Jiang Cheng couldn't help shouting after reading the script.

"I can't believe that the heir to the Night King Fengxian is actually such a person." Grandma Dengshi couldn't help but sigh as she looked at Jiang Cheng.

"Then, Auntie, Qingta will leave it to you during this time~" Jiang Cheng said, taking out an envelope from his body and handing it to Granny Denshi.

However, Granny Denshi did not accept the envelope, "No, I can feel more relaxed if I have one more kid to help me."

"Thank you very much." Jiang Cheng said with his hands clasped together.

Unknowingly, some time passed, and Haruta was now a completely different person. His whole person began to become cleaner, and his eyes became softer. The entire renovation was a great success! All that remains is…

"Today, the plan will officially begin. The actors in Yoshiwara are already in place. You all need to memorize your lines." Jiang Cheng couldn't help but remind him.

"Hey, I didn't expect that one day I would have to accompany a child to pretend to be drinking wine. I'm such an irritating brat." Gintoki glanced at Jiang Cheng and said.

"What are you talking about, Gintoki, I remember that your character when you were a child was called bad. No matter how you compare it, Haruta-kun is much cuter than you were when you were a child." Jiang Cheng replied.

"Hey, have Jiang Chengsang and Yin Sang known each other since they were children?" Xin Baji asked curiously.

"Well, Gintoki has been like this since he was a child, picking his nose all day long. I didn't expect that he would be deducted for twenty years. I didn't know how big a piece of booger could be deducted for twenty years." Jiang Cheng replied.

"It's unimaginable." Xin Baji said with emotion, "Yin Sang's nostrils may be like a black hole, and Yin Sang's hand was sucked in unconsciously, and he couldn't get rid of it for twenty years."

"Do you think so too?! Haha, I think so too. It's hard to imagine what a person would be like if he had his nostrils deducted for twenty years. But after seeing Gintoki, I understood. Having his nostrils deducted for twenty years He will end up like him, with naturally curly silver hair and no energy at all." As soon as Jiang Cheng finished speaking, he felt a chill behind him, and it was getting heavier and heavier.

"You two apologize to all the silver-haired natural curls! Ah, no, apologize to my nostrils!" Gintoki said, already pressing the heads of Shinpachi and Jiang Cheng on the table.

Voice-over: The brave Seita, who has gathered his friends (silver hair with natural curly hair, glasses wearing human skin, and a jealous kelp girl), finally arrived at Yoshiwara. Tonight, can he reach the last level and defeat the Demon King (Night King)? Thereby saving his mother, let us wait and see, now let’s go to a commercial~

(commercial time… )

"Can it really be done? Yin Sang, I always feel a little scared..."

Haruta kept looking around him, fearing that something bad would happen.

At this time, Haruta and the Wanshiwu trio had sneaked into Yoshihara (Jiang Cheng let them in deliberately). It should be said that they had just entered the gate and had not gone far.

"We will definitely let you see your mother! Don't worry Aru!" Kagura said confidently, patting her chest.

But just after he finished speaking, Kagura exclaimed, "Ah! I've encountered a trap Aru! Now you can only save me by collecting a hundred vinegar kelp! Hurry! The location where the vinegar kelp is placed is two hundred meters in front of you. Aru under the stone slab!" After saying that, Kagura collapsed directly to the ground.

"Trap? What trap? Why didn't I see anything! Could it be that we were poisoned?! Then why are we okay? And why can vinegar kelp detoxify? Why is there vinegar kelp under the stone slab two hundred meters ago? Why are you You know? There are so many flaws! I don’t even know where to start complaining!" Qing was too messy.

"It's because Kagura-chan is not from Earth. This poison only targets Kagura-chan, so we are fine. Moreover, Kagura-chan has the ability to [detect the location of all vinegar kelp within two hundred meters]." Shinpachi finally managed to It came full circle.

"Really?" Qingta asked uncertainly.

"Really, of course it's true! Sa! Go quickly, brave! The task of saving Kagura-chan is left to you!" Gintoki patted Haruta on the shoulder and said.

"Okay... okay." Haruta said and began to tentatively move in the direction Kagura pointed.

"Hey, Kagura-chan, your acting skills are so bad! It took a lot of effort for me to help you get over this lie. At least find an acceptable reason next time!" Shinpachi whispered to the god lying on the ground. Le said, "Kagura, Kagura? Kagura! Why are you falling asleep?"

"The vinegar seaweed is back. Let's detoxify it quickly, Sister Kagura!" At this time, Haruta had already rushed back with the vinegar seaweed he had found.

But at this time, Kagura was still snoring...

Gintoki kicked Kagura calmly, and Kagura finally rubbed his eyes and stood up, "Where is this place? Is it time for lunch?"

"Is this... is this a poison that can disrupt memory?!" Haruta's eyes were filled with mist, "You actually did this for me..."

Gintoki: "..."

Xinbaji: "..."

In this way, the four of them began to challenge one sand sculpture level after another (such as collecting two bottles of strawberry milk to save the suddenly depressed Gintoki, another example of wiping Shin Yaji's glasses to wake up the sleeping Shin Yaji, and another example of collecting two dropped drops). The little lace girl who fell on the ground came to defeat a member of Baihua. Collecting three can recruit a member of Baihua for your own use...and so on). Although there were dangers, we finally reached the final boss without any danger. The Night King's residence.

At this time, the Night King (Jiang Cheng) is working hard to recite his lines...

"Gin-san, we're finally here! Hurry up! Let's..." Haruta said happily, but just after he finished speaking, Jiang Cheng had already come behind Haruta and kicked Gintoki, Kagura, and Shinpachi. He kicked them all away. The three of them instantly fell to the ground, vomiting blood and punching.

"Gin-san! Sister Kagura! Brother Shinpachi!" Haruta exclaimed.

"You are quite capable. You are able to come here. Kid, you are qualified to challenge me! As long as you can defeat me, Yewang Jiang...Fengxian, you can see your mother! Come on! ps: Collect the braised food on the ground If you feed the Night King more than a hundred pieces of meat, he will win without a fight," Jiang Cheng said.

"What kind of setting is this?!" Although he was complaining, Qingta still did as he was told. He opened the plates on the ground and threw the braised pork piece by piece at Jiang Cheng. Jiang Cheng didn't waste a bit. , swallowed it all into the stomach.

Finally, one hundred dollars was enough...

"What an amazing brave man! I didn't expect that he could...defeat me, Night King Jiang...Fengxian, your mother is waiting for you behind the door...Go!" After saying that, Jiang Cheng also fell to the ground instantly, punching GG, and vomiting at the same time. Blood (tomato juice).

Finally, after a touching family recognition sequence, the whole show came to an end...

"Amazing kid, since you defeated me, the title of Night King will be handed over to you!" Jiang Cheng got up and wiped the tomato juice from his mouth, "I will give you the whole Yoshiwara!" After finishing speaking, , Jiang Cheng turned around and left.

However, Yue Yong didn't give Jiang Cheng a chance and hit Jiang Cheng instantly with several kunai. Jiang Cheng fell to the ground again, but this time he might really be going to gg.

"Don't add drama to yourself without permission! You weak soul!" Yue Yong scolded.

"I just think this makes the plot more reasonable," Jiang Cheng climbed up and said, "And this kid will definitely become an excellent Night King, I believe in him!"

"I believe in your size!"

"What on earth is going on?" Haruta asked, rubbing his red and swollen eyes from crying.

Finally, after learning the truth, Haruta couldn't help but laugh.

"When human beings are dominated by sensibility and emotions, humans at this time will not consider the rationality of the situation at all. Although it may sound stupid and funny afterwards, I always believe that this is where humans shine. One of the points." Jiang Cheng rubbed Qingta's hair, "You must remember it well, kid."

"There is no point in saying such a philosophical-sounding statement at the end! Remuneration, remuneration! Hand over the remuneration quickly!" Gintoki kicked Jiang Cheng and stepped on the side.

"Ah, here, three copies for each person." Jiang Cheng got up and took out three envelopes from his arms, with the names of the three people in Wanshiwu respectively written on them.

"It's so thick..." Gintoki took his share, "It must be a million!"

"Thank you Jiang Chengsang!" Xin Baji said after taking the envelope.

"You can buy a lot of vinegar kelp Aru!" Kagura said jumping up and down.

But when the three opened the envelope, their expressions were completely different. Gintoki's envelope contained a thousand-yen denomination, and Shinpachi and Kagura-chan's envelope contained a ten thousand-yen denomination.

"Why do I have the least!!"

Thanks to the cat who loves drinking, Nangong Wenqi, to the glorious people, Qingri Xufeng, Carter Shawshank Bono98, Ninety-nine Shades of Gray, Sunshine Miracle, Lost Blade, Da Cong and Xiao Cong, Haochen, Back Packing up, HASTUR, Lord of the Deep Space Star Sea, Letter from Nowude He, Kong Chongming, Elegy, What is Love, Don't Like to Eat Fish x, Recommendation votes cast by crazy NPCs! Update reminder group: 837190494. Welcome to join the group to urge updates. In fact, the Qingtai chapter was originally planned to be written at least three chapters, but in the end I found that four chapters may not be completed, so I deleted all the details, especially the rescue at the end. The mother plot was designed for a whole day, but I felt that it would be too long to write, so I might as well just omit it and briefly talk about it, because the characters have not yet finished their appearances, and if it continues to be delayed, it may not be finished next month. Tomorrow Ah Miao will appear with the cutest Sadharu~

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