Maybe a Fake Gintama

Chapter 247: Rally! The goal is to overthrow the evil Bobby

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Yoshihara.

"Friendship?" Jiang Cheng looked at Xin Bajia, who was sitting opposite him, with a puzzled look, and then waved his hand impatiently, "Hey, hey, stop joking, why would I want to participate in something like that? Let’s go quickly, the protagonist has a lot to do every day.”

"This is a serious situation!" Xin Baji said with a serious face, "And during the [One-horned Immortal Chapter], wasn't the party held by Jiang Chengsang very successful? I wonder if it was Jiang Chengsang , maybe we can prevent that..."

Jiang Cheng was also frightened by Xin Baji's expression, and said with a shocked look on his face: "That matter, could it be..."

Xin Baji nodded solemnly.

"Could it be..." The more Jiang Cheng thought about it, the more he sweated on his face.

"Yeah!" Xinbaji nodded again.

"Could it be...!!"

"Uh-huh!!!"

"Does it mean that if we don't participate in the fellowship, the earth will be destroyed?!" Jiang Cheng said in shock, then he propped his chin and murmured: "This is really a serious situation... Or we should just move..."

"No!" Xin Baji kicked Jiang Cheng and cursed, "What kind of imagination do you have?! How could such a thing be possible!"

"Then it has nothing to do with me." Jiang Cheng said as he got up, "So please leave early."

"Although it's not something like the destruction of the earth, but... the degree is comparable!" Xin Baji said in a serious tone, and then took out a diary from his arms and handed it to Jiang Cheng, "Anyway, please read it first. Let’s do this!”

"What is this? A boy's growth diary?" Jiang Cheng glanced at the cover and murmured, then opened it.

"Young Master's Growth Diary—Dongchengbu"

[December 1st,

Today, the lovely young master is still so majestic and heroic. Since that incident (Yagyu chapter), his expression has gradually become softer. This should be all attributed to the existence of Miss Amiao, despite what happened. Luo Luo still regards the young master as a good friend as always. I really admire her magnanimity. The sight of two young girls taking an intimate walk... is really comforting. After all, the young master is also a girl. Although she has taken many detours, I still hope that the young master can get the happiness of being a girl...]

[December 2nd,

As a first test, a set of Gothic lolita costumes was specially placed in the young master's room...

… was burned.]

[December 4th,

The rollers on the curtains were broken, so a trip to the fabric store was made.]

[December 7th,

It feels actually mature, gothic lolita outfit...

… was blasted.]

[December 10th,

There was something wrong with the roller on the curtain, so I went to the fabric store.]

[December 12th,

Pretend to be a nurse...

…burst.]

[December 14th,

on the curtains…

… was blasted. To those of you who are reading this diary right now, if you can read this, I am afraid that I am no longer alive, but I think you already fully understand my feelings towards the young master, please! Please carry on my last wish and turn the young master... turn the young master into an outstanding girl!]

[December 15th,

Sure enough, the roller on the curtain was broken again, so I went to the fabric store.]

After reading the diary, Jiang Cheng looked at Xin Baji expressionlessly.

"After reading this, you should understand how serious the situation has become!" Xin Baji said seriously.

"I don't know at all!" Jiang Cheng threw the diary to the ground, "Tell me what you can see by looking at something like this!!"

But suddenly, out of the corner of Jiang Cheng's eye, he accidentally caught a folded advertisement that fell out of the diary on the ground.

"This is..." Jiang Cheng bent down and picked it up.

"Oh!" Xin Baji was delighted, "If you see that, even Jiang Chengsang can easily understand it."

"I always feel that you are hurting me..." Jiang Cheng complained expressionlessly, and then opened the folded advertisement, "[Plastic Surgery!! The latest technology of Tianren! Women change men!]"

"Sosou, Toucheng-san found this from Kyuubei's room." Shinpachi raised a finger and said seriously, "In other words, Kyuubei her..."

"Wait!" Jiang Cheng stopped him quickly, and then said with black lines on his head, "Searched from Jiubei's room? He is a pervert... No, he is just a simple stalker!"

"It doesn't matter whether you're a pervert or a stalker!" Shinpachi yelled, "But thanks to Tojo-san, we can know that Kubei... is planning to build a dirty Tower of Babel under that face!" We are the only ones who can stop her!"

"I didn't expect that she really wanted to do this," Jiang Cheng murmured, "I obviously just gave her a suggestion..."

"Hey? Wait a minute..." Xinbaji lowered his head and said expressionlessly, "I seemed to have heard something unexpected just now. You seemed to have said something like [what advice you gave her] just now... Can you explain it a little bit? "

"Ah hahaha," Jiang Cheng scratched the back of his head and laughed twice, "Actually, it's like this..."

… Dividing line…

"Excuse me, are Jiang Chengsang here?" Jiubei stood on the street of Yoshiwara and asked the members of Hyakuhua who were patrolling the street.

"Who are you?" A group of Baihua members immediately gathered around, "Where is the face I have never seen before? Who are you? Why do you know Jiang Chengsama?"

In Jiang Cheng's room.

After listening to Jiubeyi telling his troubles, Jiang Cheng sat on the ground and pondered for a moment and then said: "In other words, you are confused now, right?"

"Well, indeed." Jiubei nodded, "After listening to what you said that day, I also began to think about what kind of identity I want to live in, and what kind of relationship between Oppai and j [beep—] I’m always confused as to which one I should choose.”

"Souga, I understand." Jiang Cheng nodded. After two seconds of silence, he raised his head and sighed softly, "You should ask this kind of question from your own heart, right? Men, women, you You should have the answer in your heart, right?"

"Answer..." Jiubeyi murmured, "Of course there are benefits to being a woman, but there are also benefits to being a man. It's really hard to make a choice..."

"I'm telling you..." Jiang Cheng shrugged and continued with an impatient expression, "It's better to stop it a little bit, right? What's the benefit? I'm not asking you to measure that kind of thing. I mean, without considering these things, Come on, what kind of person do you want to be?"

Jiubei was silent.

"Think about it for yourself," Jiang Cheng said again after seeing this.

"I want to know..." Jiubei slowly raised his head and said with a serious face, "I want to know what it feels like to have [beep-]! If I know that feeling, maybe I can make a decision." indefinite!"

"I see," Jiang Cheng nodded, then took out an advertisement from his pocket and handed it to Jiubei, "This is a shop opened by a friend. If you need it, go there."

… Dividing line…

After witnessing this memory, Xinbajiu kicked Jiang Cheng's head into the wooden floor with an expressionless face, and then cursed: "It turns out that it's all your fault!"

"Hey, hey, don't talk nonsense," Jiang Cheng pulled his head out of the wooden floor and curled his lips and said, "I'm just helping her a little bit~ I'm also trying to get some business for my friend. The most important thing is yes… "

"The most important thing..." Shinpachi murmured, and then suddenly thought of something, "Do you want Kyubei to make a real choice based on his heart?"

"No, I just want to say that you can enjoy a 30% discount with this advertisement." Jiang Cheng replied without thinking.

"It makes no sense at all!" Xin Baji kicked Jiang Cheng into the wooden floor again.

"That's a real 30% off!" Jiang Cheng wiped the blood from his forehead and retorted loudly, "It's not the kind of discount scam!"

"No, it still doesn't make any sense!" Xin Baji scolded, "In short, since it is Jiang Chengsang's fault, you should take responsibility! Don't you think so, Dongcheng Sang!"

But when Shinpachi turned around, he was stunned, "Huh? Where did Dongcheng-san go?"

"Who are you talking about?" Jiang Cheng asked doubtfully, "You are the only one from beginning to end."

"Ah, no, we were still together when we arrived at the door of your room just now..." Shinpashi murmured, "Where did Toucheng-san go? Did he get lost while going to the bathroom?"

"No, it's probably not," Jiang Cheng came to the door of his room and pointed at the small note on the door. "That's probably the reason."

"This is..." Xin Baji also came over and glanced at Dongcheng's message on the small note, "[I found a lot of interesting shops (cross out) cloth shop, I just remembered that the roller on the curtain is there again …]”

"I seem to know the kind of cloth shop he's talking about..." Jiang Cheng complained expressionlessly.

"Actually, so am I..." Xinbajiu replied with the same expressionless expression. But then, Xin Bajiu thought of something, turned around and left in a hurry, and shouted without looking back: "Then please! Please be sure to be there during the social gathering! If you have friends, you can also invite them over Oh! I still need to inform my sisters! I’ll leave first... "

"Hey! I haven't said I want to participate yet! Don't make your own decision for me!" Jiang Cheng shouted.

However, Xin Baji had already disappeared.

"Really, don't do such weird things like asking others casually..." Jiang Cheng curled his lips and muttered to himself with an unhappy look on his face.

"Something strange?" Yue Yong's voice suddenly sounded behind Jiang Cheng.

"Scare!" Jiang Cheng was startled, "Hey, can you make some noise when you walk? It's easy to scare people into having heart attacks!"

"No, I just said hello to you," Yue Yong said, pointing to the kunai stuck on the back of Jiang Cheng's head. "If I want to complain, I can only complain that you didn't notice."

(End of chapter)