Maybe a Fake Gintama

Chapter 25: There is no need for children to know [such and such things]

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In a certain restaurant.

"Kagura-chan, I will never let you offend!" Jiang Cheng said fiercely.

"In this regard, I am the same Aru!" Kagura replied with a sneer.

"Then... let's start!" Haruta shouted.

The incident starts in the morning. Forced by two women (Hizawa and Yue Yue), Jiangcheng reluctantly took Haruta to play on the streets of Edo, playing in some amusement park and the like all morning. At noon, when Jiang Cheng was about to take Qingtai back, he happened to pass by a restaurant.

What's more, the two of them found Gintoki and others in the restaurant, and this restaurant happened to have a free order challenge for big eaters: if you finish the store's special extra large ramen within the specified time, you can get a free order. . So there was the opening scene...

"Jiang Cheng-san! Come on!" Qingta kept cheering Jiang Cheng up.

"Don't lose! Kagura!" Gintoki also encouraged Kagura, "I really didn't bring any money!"

The competition was extremely fierce, with two players holding bowls bigger than washbasins and constantly shoveling ramen into their mouths. The speed is as fast as Luffy...

"That's enough, you guys! This doesn't seem to be the main purpose of our coming out!" Xinbaji finally couldn't bear it with his face full of black lines, "We are here to discuss how to deal with that stalker!"

Just as Shinpachi finished speaking, Kagura and Jiang Cheng put down their bowls almost at the same time.

"It's really a neck-and-neck competition, Kagura-chan." Jiang Cheng said sympathetically.

"Well, it is indeed a game with no winner or loser, Aru." Kagura also replied.

"Hey! Listen to what people are saying!" Xinbaji got angry again.

At this time, Jiang Chengcai finally discovered that there was a girl wearing a kimono sitting next to Xin Baji.

"Who is this?" Jiang Cheng asked.

"You must be Jiang Cheng-san, whom Shin-chan mentioned, who has been taking care of Wanshiwu. I am Shin-chan's sister, Shimura Miao." A Miao said with a smile to Jiang Cheng, "Our Shin-chan is really grateful. You took care of it."

"There, there, our family god... Ginshi is thanks to your Xinbaji for taking care of him. Xinbaji is really a good boy." Jiang Cheng replied with the same smile.

"I really didn't expect that that unreliable man with naturally curly silver hair would have a reliable friend like you." A Miao said with emotion.

"Hey, did you say [stuck] just now? Did you say [stuck]?!" Shinpashi interjected.

But Jiang Cheng acted as if he didn't hear anything and continued to talk to himself: "Ah, do you think so too? Hahaha..."

"If you have a chance next time, please come to the store where I work and give me a chance to thank you in person." A Miao said politely.

"Store?" Jiang Cheng asked doubtfully.

"Jiang Chengsang, my sister works as a waitress in a store, but recently she encountered a stalker who kept harassing her. I came out today to discuss this matter..." Xin Bajie explained.

"Souga, that's really troubling. I think it's better to call the police directly and let the other party reflect in the police station for a few days." Jiang Cheng raised a finger and suggested.

"This... the other party is the police..." Xin Bajia replied with a look of embarrassment on his face.

"Huh?" It was Jiang Cheng's turn to be shocked, "Are the police in Edo now so virtuous?! Can the public security issues in Edo really be guaranteed?"

"Don't I think this is good? Someone is willing to marry you," Gintoki said while eating parfait, "before your true nature is exposed, let's register your household registration first. And the other person is also a civil servant after all. …”

Before Gintoki could finish speaking, Ami directly stepped on the table with one foot and pushed Gintoki's head into the parfait with one hand. The glass instantly shattered into pieces, "What does that mean?!"

"Xin Baji, your sister's personality is really... polarizing..." Jiang Cheng looked at Xin Baji and said in a low voice.

"Actually... there is only Yiji." Xin Bajiu replied in a low voice.

"At first, I thought he would give up soon, so I didn't care much about it." A Miao sat down again with a look of embarrassment on her face, "But wherever I go, there are shadows of men. It's really abnormal." Woolen cloth."

"It is indeed very embarrassing to hear it like this. If it doesn't work, let [Hakuhua] take action. I will make them do it very [cleanly], since she is Xinbaji's sister." Jiang Cheng suggested.

"We haven't reached that point yet!" Shinpachi yelled.

"[Baihua]? What is that?" A Miao asked curiously.

"It's nothing, it's nothing!" Xin Baji said quickly.

"An agency that specializes in dealing with bad men, assassination..." Jiang Cheng just said the word "assassination" when Xin Bajiu covered his mouth.

Fortunately, A Miao didn't hear Jiang Cheng's words clearly.

"Gin-san, I came out this time to let you think of a solution. That stalker has already caused a lot of trouble to my sister's work and life!" Shinpachi complained to Gintoki.

"What, what do you want me to do?" Gintoki looked indifferent, "If you entrust me with work, [take action when it's time]!"

"Gin-san, I haven't received a salary for two months," Shinpachi looked at Gintoki with contempt, "You should also take action when it's time to take action."

"Even if you say [take action], I will..."

"Hey, if you don't show some energy, you will really be looked down upon! If you don't believe me, just look at it!" Shinpachi said close to Gintoki's ear, and at the same time signaled Gintoki with his eyes.

Ginshi understood and looked at A Miao, who was having a pleasant conversation with Jiang Cheng.

"What are you looking at! You naturally curly silver hair!" After A Miao finished speaking, she faced Jiang Cheng again with a smile on her face.

"So, didn't I say before, that guy is just an idiot who is popular with women." Gintoki said casually.

"That's not it! Didn't you say something like this in Chapter 15 [Although I'm not in the Gin TAMA cast, I'm also the male lead!], but if you don't show some energy, you're really going to be compared to Kang Sung Sang. We're going down." Xin Bajie explained in a low voice.

Just as Shinpachi finished speaking, Gintoki stood up instantly and shouted to the entire restaurant hall, "Hundan stalker! Where are you?! Just wait for me to take care of you!"

"What the hell are you talking about! You weak soul! If you have the ability, come over and compete!" Isao Kondo got out from under a certain diner's table and shouted at the same time.

"It's really here..." Xinbaji didn't know what to say.

"You're such an idiot for coming out after being called a stalker." Gintoki looked at Kondo Isao in front of him and said disdainfully, "Have you admitted that you are a stalker?"

Hearing this, Kondo Isao chuckled, "Human beings are all stalkers who keep chasing after their loved ones." Then Kondo Isao's expression became serious, "I said, you guy, you have been very close to Miss A Miao just now. Talking, what kind of relationship is it, it’s really making people jealous!”

"What did you see with that eye?! Are you blind? Open your eyes and see who is talking intimately to Miao! You blind gorilla stalker!" Gintoki pointed back. Jiang Cheng and A Miao, who were chatting and laughing on the side, said.

At this time, A Miao and Jiang Chengcai finally discovered the current situation.

"Who is the blind gorilla stalker!" Kondo Isao retorted, then lowered his head, "It's just... It's just that kind of opponent, it's impossible to defeat it..."

"Hey! What do you mean! You are saying that you are not on the same level as the other person! So you deliberately pulled me down who is on the same level as you?! Hey! Is that what you mean?! Who is on the same level as you, an orangutan? !”

"So, what is your relationship with Miss A Miao?" Isao Kondo asked again.

"Hey! Do you just want to get over it?!"

At this time, A Miao looked at Jiang Cheng and then at Gintoki beside him, then finally made up his mind to stand up, walked to Gintoki's side, and took Gintoki's arm.

"This is my fiancé. He and I will get married in the fall. Besides, we have already done this and that. So, please give up on me." A Miao said with a smile, her eyes already bent into crescent moons.

"What do you mean by [such and such things]?!" The veins on Kondo's face jumped.

"No, there is no [such and such thing]." Xin Baji couldn't help but said as he stood aside.

"No, if it was Gintoki, [such and such things] might have really been done." Jiang Cheng fanned the flames appropriately.

"Speaking of which, what exactly are [such and such things]?" Haruta asked, raising his hand.

"Children, don't ask so many questions!" everyone shouted at the same time.

"It's okay, Miss A Miao!" Isao Kondo turned around and seemed to look away, "No matter what kind of life you go on, I will completely accept you!"

"Ah?" A Miao asked in question.

However, Isao Kondo still said to himself, "You even love my butt hairs, and I want to love you the same way you love me!"

"When did I fall in love?!"

"Hey! You silver-haired curly! I don't care if you are Miss A Miao's fiancé! I will definitely love Miss A Miao more than you!" After a pause, Isao Kondo finally stated his ultimate goal, "Let's duel. ! Take Miss A Miao as a bet!!"

The five of them, Jiangcheng, Haruta, Amiao, Shinpachi, and Kagura, were on the wooden bridge looking at Kondo Isao standing under the bridge.

"It'll be fine if you don't cause unnecessary panic." A Miao sighed.

"Indeed, I feel like things have gotten worse." Shinpachi replied.

"Besides, that orangutan is probably very strong. The calm look before the duel is evidence that he has escaped death many times." A Miao said looking at Kondo Isao who was waiting calmly.

"Don't worry, Gintoki won't lose to that kind of orangutan." Jiang Cheng said with a smile.

"Huh? Is it really okay for a man with no motivation?" Shinpachi was shocked.

"Well, no problem. If you want to tell me the reason..." Jiang Cheng hesitated.

(End of chapter)