Maybe a Fake Gintama

Chapter 26: Now that the orangutans have been dealt with, what’s next, the expensive dogs?

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"Sister-in-law, don't worry. Even if Gin-chan is in danger, I will give him a helping hand, Aru." Kagura said, gesturing with the umbrella in her hand.

"Be careful not to kill anyone~" A Miao reminded.

"Kagura-chan, are you talking about this kind of fire?" Jiang Cheng said, pointing his umbrella at Kondo Isao under the bridge. After that, dense bullets were fired at Isao Kondo.

"Wow, that's amazing, not a single bullet hit him Aru!" Looking at Kondo below who was forced to jump up and down by Jiang Cheng, Kagura's eyes were filled with stars.

"Don't worry, orangutan. I have played all FPS games since I was a child. I have perfected my marksmanship. No bullet will hit you." Jiang Cheng said, putting away his umbrella and pointing at He blew on the end of the still smoking umbrella.

"Hey! What a joke! Who would believe that! I think you just want to kill me! You absolutely want to kill me! Also, I'm not an orangutan! I just look like an orangutan! !”

"Then, I'll come to Aru too!" Kagura said, and pointed the umbrella at Kondo, but before she could launch it, Shinpachi held her tightly.

"Don't do it! You don't have the shooting skills of Jiang Chengsang! The orangutan will definitely turn into a dead orangutan!"

"I won't argue with you anymore!" Kondo continued to say to Shinpachi on the bridge, "Hey, that four-eyes! How is that guy doing?!"

"Hey, Kagura-chan, it seems that shooting a gorilla in the wild is allowed." Shinpachi let go of Kagura.

"I know, I know!" Upon seeing this, Kondo quickly admitted his mistake, "Where did that handsome guy with glasses and that naturally curly silver hair go?"

"Well, he seemed to want to go to the toilet." Shinpachi replied.

"Tch, he can still be so calm when facing me." Kondo muttered disdainfully.

So during the long wait, the crowd on the bridge grew larger and larger until dusk...

At this time, Jiang Cheng was drinking leisurely with a can of Coke. Kagura, Shinpachi and Haruta stood on the bridge and sold melon seeds, beer and mineral water.

"What's going on?" someone in the crowd on the bridge asked.

"It seems like there's a duel." Someone didn't know who replied.

"It seems to be for a woman."

"It's really rare that there are still duels these days."

People on the bridge were talking a lot.

"Hey, is that silver-haired natural curly guy scared?" Kondo was impatient with the wait and shouted toward the bridge.

But just after he finished speaking, Gintoki's voice sounded.

"You are stupid. With an opponent of your level, how could I possibly escape?"

"Are you finally here?" Kondo chuckled and looked at the person coming, "You are too slow, are you going to the [large size]?!"

"How is that possible? Of course I went to replenish sugar." Gintoki said as he walked.

“Stop eating sugar in moderation, otherwise you will get diabetes sooner or later.”

Gintoki didn't mind, but looked at the sunset behind Kondo, "It's great, it's the sunset. It's not bad to have a duel under the sunset."

"Hmph, you have naturally curly silver hair and you can actually say something elegant." Kondo replied.

"You're a gorilla, and you're very fluent in human speech."

"Who, who is a gorilla! Although I may look a bit like a gorilla, I really am not!" Kondo became anxious upon hearing this.

"It doesn't matter anymore, Sarah, should we start?"

"I'm telling you, what weapon do you plan to use? If you want to use a real sword, I'll lend it to you. It's up to you." With that, Kondo was about to draw his sword.

"This wooden sword is enough for me, let's fight like this." Gintoki said, getting ready to pull out his own wooden sword.

"Are you looking down on me? You are such a weak soul!"

"I'm sorry, I'm not so exaggerated as to easily gamble with other people's lives," Gintoki shook his head and continued, "In other words, let's change the approach, use my life as a bet, and use my life to replace Amiu. As a bet, even if you win, A Miao will not be yours, but I will disappear from this world. After that, you can pursue her, no matter what, it’s up to you! Of course, if I win, you You can’t take action against A Miao anymore.”

After hearing this, not only Kondo, but also the crowd on the bridge were shocked.

"Don't worry, just keep reading." Jiang Cheng said aloud, looking at A Miao who was worried.

A Miao looked at Jiang Cheng in confusion, but Jiang Cheng didn't give any answer and still looked down with interest.

"Hahahaha, you are a good man with talent," Kondo said with emotion, then looked at Gintoki, "No, compared to women, I think you are more popular with men."

After saying that, Kondo threw his knife on the ground and shouted to Shinpachi on the bridge: "Boy, lend me your wooden knife."

But just after Kondo finished speaking, Gintoki had already thrown his wooden sword in front of Kondo, "You are also very talented, use this, my most proud favorite sword [Lake Toya]."

"Gin-san!" Shinpachi shouted and threw his wooden sword to Gintoki.

"Ah, ah, ah, it's still the same as before. I'm going to be in trouble." Jiang Cheng couldn't help but sigh in a low voice.

"Who? Yin Sang?" Xin Baji asked curiously.

"Just keep reading."

"oh."

Gintoki took the sword and said to Kondo who had already picked up [Lake Toya]: "It seems that no matter whether we win or lose, neither party will have any grudges."

"That's right, it's purely a showdown as a man!" Kondo said, already taking a stance.

"bring it on!"

"It's upright!"

"A showdown!"×2

As he said that, the two of them rushed towards each other and swung their knives at the same time.

But at this delicate moment, [Lake Toya] in Kondo's hand... broke.

"Wait, this, the knife... that knife..." Kondo looked at the broken knife in his hand and couldn't help but panic.

However, Gintoki didn't give Kondo a chance to hesitate, and directly threw the knife at Kondo's face.

Kondo instantly fell to the ground and punched. It looked like his cheeks would be swollen for several days.

Everyone on the bridge was staring at Gintoki below.

"That's so naive! How can you borrow a weapon from the enemy? I spent a whole day in the toilet cutting it, and it will break if I swing it even slightly." Gintoki said smugly.

"You guy! You actually did that kind of thing!" Kondo said while lying on the ground.

"It would be foolish for someone to lose something over this matter. In order to handle this matter satisfactorily, this is the best way." Gintoki replied.

"Is this...consummation?" After saying that, Kondo fainted.

"Hey, how are you? Have you seen my beautiful skills?" Gintoki said to everyone on the bridge with some complacency.

But just after they finished speaking, Kagura and Shinpachi jumped down instantly, each kicking Gintoki down.

Looking at the three people fighting below, Jiang Cheng said helplessly: "Sa, I told you before, you will never lose, because that guy is just like this."

A Miao on the side couldn't help but hide her face and laugh after hearing this.

"However, the incident can be considered satisfactorily resolved." Jiang Cheng said again, "Haruta, go back."

After saying that, Jiang Cheng left with Qingta.

But A Miao, who stayed where she was, looked thoughtfully at the three people fighting below.

"Souga, the incident has been successfully resolved. Thank you, Yin Sang." A Miao said to herself.

One afternoon, Jiang Cheng had eaten lunch and was about to take a nap when he saw Gintoki, Shinpachi and a huge white dog appearing in his room. Gintoki and Shinpachi's heads were covered with bandages.

"What the hell, if you want to take your dog for a walk, I suggest you go to the park." Jiang Cheng looked at Gintoki with contempt.

"Actually, God... just happened to get such a dog. I thought that Yoshihara might need it and it could be used to watch the door." Gintoki looked like he was thinking about Jiang Cheng.

"Do you think I believe it? Do you know how much this dog costs? With your income, you may not be able to afford it even if you struggle for hundreds of years." Jiang Cheng walked towards Dingchun as he spoke, looking here and there. Dingchun was very affectionate towards Jiang Cheng.

"Really?! Is this kind of dog really that valuable?!" In an instant, Gintoki's mind became active.

"Of course, [Kogami], also called [Inugami], is a very, very rare breed of dog. It is uncommon in the entire universe." Jiang Cheng said while rubbing Dingharu's chin.

"[Inugami]? Why does Jiang Chengsang know Sadharu's race?" Xin Baji asked curiously.

"Ah, well, actually, I have been wandering in the past few years. Sometimes I have to eat wild animals and the like. In order not to accidentally kill... encounter rare species, I have learned some knowledge about rare animals." Jiang Cheng explained road.

"I don't know how to complain at all." Xin Baji said in a low voice.

"This number, how about this number, as long as you give me enough, I will give you Dingchun!" Gintoki said with five fingers.

"Go back." Jiang Cheng said and kicked the two of them out of the door.

"Open the door! Is it expensive? That's the price!" Gintoki said and stretched out four fingers.

But Jiang Cheng had already put on earplugs and got under the quilt.

But before Jiang Cheng fell asleep, a huge crash sounded, and even Jiang Cheng, who was wearing earplugs, heard it.

When Jiang Cheng got up, he saw Kagura and Shinbachi beating the silver crazily. At the same time, Kagura kept shouting something. The door to his room was completely shattered into pieces.

Jiang Cheng took off his earplugs and heard what Kagura said.

"I just said that when I woke up in Dingchun, Aru was gone! It turns out that you two were still thinking of discarding Sadaharu!"

"Hey, please spare me. If the door is broken, you should pay me to repair it! Can you let me take a good nap? If you want to make a noise, go out and make a noise!" Jiang Cheng shouted at the same time as he separated from the three people who were struggling.

"Woof!" Sadharu shouted.

"Sadaharu~Long time no see, do you miss me Aru~" Kagura said as she hugged the big head of Sadaharu on the side affectionately.

"Hey, what's going on?" Jiang Cheng asked Gintoki looking at him with contempt.

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