Maybe a Fake Gintama

Chapter 27: shock! Jiang Cheng also had pets! The ending is…

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"That's right, but Kagura-chan seems to like it very much." Jiang Cheng said and looked at Kagura who was playing with Sadaharu on the side, "Also, it seems that Sadaharu also likes Kagura-chan very much. .”

At this time, Jiangcheng, Gintoki, and Shinpachi were sitting on the benches in the park, watching Kagura playing and chasing with Sadaharu on the lawn.

"Girls are indeed better suited to large dogs, Yin-Sang, Jiang Cheng-Sang." Shinpachi said with a sigh.

"Anyway, I like Kagura-chan, and Sadaharu also seems to like Kagura-chan, so why not keep it first? Such a precious dog might bring good luck to Wanshiwu." Jiang Cheng Said nonchalantly.

"What a joke! That dog is not lovable at all! Look here! Look here again!" Gintoki yelled, pointing to his and Shinpachi's scarred heads. Finally, he said helplessly, "Why doesn't it get along with us?"

"Because it senses that we want to throw it away based on its animal nature, Yin Sang." Xin Baji lowered his head and explained.

"Huh, what a weak man. He can't even handle a dog." Jiang Cheng said disdainfully.

"Why is Sadaharu so clinging to Kagura-chan, Shinpachi?" Gintoki asked, lowering his head.

"That's not called [sticky], it's basically attacking Kagura-chan, but Kagura-chan doesn't take it seriously at all. Gin-san." Looking at Sa who was holding down one of Kagura's hands and just rushed towards Kagura, Daharu, Xin Bajie explained with some distress.

"I can't tell at all. Is it as evil as you say?" Jiang Cheng asked doubtfully, and then stood up, "Then I'll try it."

"Wait..." Xin Baji just wanted to stop him, but Jiang Cheng had already walked over and walked in front of Sadaharu.

"Sadaharu~" Jiang Cheng put on a friendly face, "Sit down."

Something shocking happened to Gintoki. Sadharu actually sat down obediently.

"Shake hands." As soon as Jiang Cheng finished speaking, Sadaharu stretched out his front paws.

"Sadaharu is so awesome Aru~" Kagura hugged Sadharu's big dog head and rubbed it.

Jiang Cheng turned to look at Gintoki and Shinpachi on the bench, showing contempt.

"Hey! New Eight! What's going on! Why can he make Sadaharu so obedient! Why?! Is it true that dogs are also attracted to people who like women?!"

"No, Yinsang. Sadharu is just scared. Didn't you see that his whole body was shaking? It's an animal's instinct, just like when it encounters a natural enemy. [Those who don't do it will be killed] , Sadaharu's mental activity must be like this." Xin Bajia sighed softly and said, "You are really amazing, Jiang Chengsang."

"So that's it, it really is." After saying that, Gintoki sighed and lowered his head completely.

"What kind of person is Jiang Chengsang? Why does Sadaharu feel threatened by him? Yin Sang?" Xin Baji asked curiously.

However, Gintoki didn't answer, still lowering his head with a look of despair.

At this time, Kagura was finally tired of playing, came over and sat down on the bench, and breathed a sigh of relief.

"You look very happy, hey." Gintoki said with a smile in his eyes.

"Well, I like animals very much," Kagura looked at Gintoki with a satisfied look on her face, "Girls like cute things, and I don't need a reason to like Aru!"

Gintoki looked at Sadaharu who was trembling in front of Jiang Cheng and didn't know what to say.

"Sa, go find Kagura-chan, she is your master." Jiang Cheng touched Sadharu's chin and said with a smile.

After saying that, Sadharu immediately ran towards Gintoki and the others, as if he was running for his life.

Fortunately, Gintoki and Shinpachi reacted quickly and stood up instantly. However, Kagura, who was still on the bench, was not so lucky and was knocked into the sky by Sadaharu.

But Kagura didn't care at all, and kept saying: "It's so kawaii Aru, it's the first time an animal likes to cling to me so much!"

"Kagura-chan, please give me the motive for discovering it." Shinpachi couldn't help but said helplessly as he stood there.

After Kagura landed, she ran towards Sadharu and said as she ran, "I used to have a pet Aru, named Sadharu No. 1. It was a very cute little rabbit and I liked it very much. .”

"Although Sadaharu No. 1 is usually kept outdoors, one day, I wanted to sleep with it anyway, so I held it and slept without telling my parents, but I didn't expect that I couldn't fall asleep. In the end, I had a nightmare... When the nightmare tortured me enough, when I woke up... Sadharu No. 1 stopped moving... "

After saying that, Kagura squeezed out two tears.

On the side, Jiangcheng, Gintoki and Shinpachi had already thought of the scene. The little rabbit who was sleeping soundly was torn apart by this strange little girl because of her nightmare...

Gintoki and Shinpachi suddenly had black lines on their faces, while Jiang Cheng had a sigh on his face.

"Since then, I have stipulated that I am not allowed to touch animals anymore. If I don't know how to control my power, I will only bring misfortune to everyone." After saying that, Kagura walked towards Sadharu and touched Sadharu's nose. , "However, I think if it is Sadharu, he might be able to get along with me. This must be a gift from God, for sure." After saying that, Kagura smiled happily.

"I forgot that I finished eating the vinegar kelp. I'm going to buy some. Sadharu will be left to you for the time being~" Kagura said suddenly, and then ran away quickly.

"I'm so touched..." Jiang Cheng said while wiping his tears.

"Hey, what's so touching about this! Isn't it just a replica of you when you were a kid?! A story like this happened to you, too!" Gintoki couldn't help but punch Jiang Cheng in the head.

"It's completely different, okay! The little animals I have raised have all found another way to accompany me!" Jiang Cheng retorted.

"Huh? Turning into poop?!"

"Gintoki, what you said is too disgusting!" Jiang Cheng replied, "It should be said that it turned into protein! Besides, weren't you the one who ate the most delicious food at that time?!"

"Hey, you two are a hundred times better than Kagura-chan!" Shinpachi yelled, "Now I completely understand why Sadaharu is afraid of Jiang Chengsang!"

"Sa, Sadharu, these two will also be your masters from now on, go play with them~" Jiang Cheng said to Sadharu.

Then…

Sadharu on the side finally got tired of playing, curled up on the ground and fell asleep.

Gintoki and Shinpachi were finally freed and instantly lay on the lawn nearby.

"The sleeping appearance is very cute." Xin Baji said breathlessly.

"This thing must be a weapon that looks like a dog, a weapon!" After a pause, Gintoki continued, "In this crazy world where dogs are so cruel, it's absolutely impossible not to be cruel!"

"But... seeing Kagura-chan loving it so much makes me feel..." Shinpachi hesitated.

"Hey," a male voice sounded along with the footsteps, "So it's here."

Jiang Cheng looked over curiously and saw two men in uniforms walking up to them and stopping. The one who spoke was a guy with V-shaped bangs.

"It's you." Gintoki said casually when he saw the person coming.

"Who are these two? Gintoki's friends?" Jiang Cheng asked curiously.

"Who is his friend?" Jushiro Hijikata was furious when he heard this.

"Well, Jiang Cheng-san, these two are members of the Edo police agency [Shinsengumi], and the stalker last time was their director." Shinpachi explained softly in Jiang Cheng's ear.

"That orangutan?!" Jiang Cheng was shocked.

"Orangutan?" Fourteen was furious when he heard this, "Who do you think is an orangutan?! Although Kondo-san looks like an orangutan! But you can't directly say that he is an orangutan!"

"Then... gorilla?" Jiang Cheng frowned and seemed a little embarrassed.

"Yeah." Okita Sougo nodded aside, "If the orangutan can't do it, I think the gorilla can do it, Hijikata-san."

"It's just a bigger one! Why are you siding with that kid?! Sougo!" Fourteen shouted at Okita Sougo.

"Well, calm down, we are not here to fight." Sougo said, pointing to Sadharu who was sleeping beside him, "Is that dog yours?"

"It can't be considered mine..." Gintoki replied, "Why do you ask this suddenly?"

Then Sougo looked at Jiang Cheng who was standing aside.

Jiang Cheng didn't say anything, but silently pointed at Gintoki.

"There is an important figure with close ties to the upper echelons of the shogunate who wants an animal like this, so please give this dog to our Shinsengumi..."

"No, I won't give it to you. I don't want to do what the Shinsengumi says." Gintoki sat up and said while rubbing his shoulders.

"Don't you already have a gorilla? You can ask the big shot if he likes it. If that doesn't work, you can ask the V-shaped guy to wear a collar. Remember to add [woof] at the end." Jiang Cheng had a flash of inspiration. suggested.

"Suga, it turns out there is such a method! It's really a good method. Thank you." After saying that, Okita Sougo turned around and left.

"Hey! Orangutan, orangutan, there's no end to the orangutan! But Shayalu, I've been putting up with you for a long time! The guy holding an umbrella on a sunny day!" With that, Fourteen pulled out his sword.

"Well, don't be angry. If you don't like the name gorilla, you should have told me earlier. Then it would be primitive gorilla, or chimpanzee, stalker gorilla, gorilla orangutan..." Before Jiang Cheng could finish speaking, Fourteen's The sword has been cut down.

However, Jiang Cheng blocked it with an umbrella, "How dangerous, Brother V. Can the police do whatever they want? Do you understand freedom of speech?! Take care of your own Chief Orangutan before taking care of others. Don't let He’s a stalker again, OK?”

"You guy!" Fourteen found that his sword was blocked by a huge force.

"Your companion has already gone far, hurry up and follow him." After Jiang Cheng finished speaking, Fourteen reluctantly put away his sword.

"Remember it! You guy!" After saying that, Fourteen followed Sougo in the direction.

Finally, Kagura came back, looking at Sadharu who had just woken up, he couldn't hide his smile.

"I'm going back. Remember, since you want to raise it, you must be responsible for taking care of it. Its dog food will be deducted from your salary." With that, Gintoki had already walked away.

"Thank you, Gin-chan." Kagura hugged Sadaharu and looked at Gintoki's back and said, "Although I have never received a salary Aru."

"Then, it's time for me to go back. Say goodbye to Shinya-kun~ Kagura-chan~" Jiang Cheng said and started walking in another direction.

"Goodbye, Jiang Chengsang~"

(End of chapter)