"So, what do you mean by calling me to come alone?" Jiang Cheng said as he sat on the sofa in Gintoki's room.
At this time, only Gintoki and Sadharu were alone in the All-In-One House, and Kagura and Shinpachi had just left.
"I didn't ask you to come, it was Wig who asked you to come." Gintoki sat at his desk and said with his back to Jiang Cheng.
"It's not a wig! It's Gui!" A familiar voice sounded. Jiang Cheng looked towards the place where the sound came from, when Gui climbed over the back window and jumped in.
"So it's a wig, so what's the matter?" Jiang Cheng said nonchalantly.
"It's not a wig! It's Gui!" Gui said and punched Jiang Cheng.
"You haven't seen him for a long time and you're greeting an old friend with an uppercut?!" As he said that, Jiang Cheng stood up and took out his recently bought mobile phone.
"Moxi Moxi, I am a small citizen in Edo. I seem to have seen the escaped Kotaro on the wanted poster. Ah, the location is..." Before Jiang Cheng could finish speaking, Gui Yijian cut off his cell phone.
"Hey! You guy! This is the latest smartphone! Not only can you watch various videos, but you can also make video calls anytime and anywhere! Do you know how much it costs?! You guy!" Jiang Cheng dragged Gui The collar roared.
"I told you, it's not a wig, it's Gui! By the way, are you telling the truth?! Not only can you look at a [beep-], but you can also be naked [beep-]?!" Gui in turn grabbed Jiang Cheng's collar and gritted his teeth, "Answer me! Answer me! Are there many people who can't bear the fact that their husbands are away from home all the time? Their children are disobedient in elementary school, and they are called parents for pulling pigtails of their female classmates in class. Their father-in-law is addicted to gambling, and later they are accused of witnessing their husbands with their own eyes. I cheated on my wife, so she is losing weight day by day and feels lonely! Hey! You guy! Have you already done it?! No, have you already succeeded?! You weak soul! Are you going to deprive me of my only hobby? ?!”
"Die, wig." Jiang Cheng said, pointing his umbrella at the wig, "Only you can think of such obscene things!"
"Not a wig is Gui!"
boom! The House of Everything exploded...
"Hey, that's enough for you two! If you are so noisy, be careful to attract the Shinsengumi over soon..." Gintoki's hair has turned into real explosive curls.
"Don't worry, those guys are searching for the general's sister, Princess Chengye, who ran out of the general's palace." Gui Ye replied confidently despite the explosion, "So don't worry, there is absolutely no time to catch us. "
"No, I'm arresting you." Jiang Cheng reminded.
"Jiang Cheng, have you become like this?! I heard from Gintoki that he can actually defeat the legendary Night King Phoenix! As long as we have your power, we can change this country!" Wig said Then, he picked up his sword, "Join me, pick up the sword again! Take your fearful [Sleeping [Beep-] Kogoro] [Gintoki's Lucky Star] [Be the face of the Five Resistance Group"][Scary man][The brat popular with girls][Battosai without the scar][Red Beast]Lend me your power again!”
"Moxi Moxi, ah, crazy love, Yoshihara xxxxx Jiang Chengshou. Hi, thank you." Jiang Cheng was making a call on the landline on Gintoki's desk at this time.
After Jiang Cheng hung up the phone, he looked at Gui with a puzzled look, "Did you just say something? Do you want me to help you buy one? Yes, you can, but you have to pay."
Katsura repeated with a dark face: "Come with me and pick up the sword again! Put your fearful [Sleeping [Beep-] Kogoro] [Gintoki's Lucky Star] [Face of the Five Fighting Barbarians] [ The scary man] [The brat popular with girls] [Battosai without the scar] [Red Beast], lend me your power again!"
"Moxi Moxi, give me one more, um, green one, he should like it, address, wait a minute, I'll ask," Jiang Cheng took the phone and asked Gui, "Wig, what is your address? ? Why are you looking at me like that? Did you say something just now?"
Gui's face turned even darker, but he still endured it and repeated it: "Join me, pick up the sword again! Put your fearful [Sleeping [Beep-] Kogoro] [Gintoki's Lucky Star] [Rejection] Lend me the power of [the frontman of the five-member team] [the scary man] [the brat who is popular with girls] [the scarless Battosai] and [the red beast] again!"
"Well, send it directly to the Shinsengumi prison. The wig is collected by Kotaro." Jiangcheng said to the phone. At the same time, Katsura could not bear it anymore. He stood up and cut the phone on Gintoki's desk in half with a sword.
"Not a wig is Gui!"
"Hey! This is my home phone number! It's from my home! You two..." Gintoki said, kicking both of them away.
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"Well, okay, half of the water is already in the water. According to the progress of the animation, the water has been in the water for ten minutes after twenty minutes, so we can start. So, now that it's officially started, what on earth do you want me to do?" Jiang Cheng He sat on the sofa again and looked at Gui and asked.
Voice-over: Hello! How come the author’s true feelings are expressed!
"The elusive skills in the battle with the gods, you have the name of the [Red Beast] that makes all the gods fearful. No one knows your true appearance, because all the gods who see you are killed! So! ! I sincerely invite you again, once again, to save this country with me!" Gui said excitedly.
But Jiang Cheng stood up early and walked to the door of Gintoki's house, "If nothing happens, I will go back."
"Wait, at least give me the purchase hotline for that kind of phone!" Gui shouted.
But just after shouting, Gintoki kicked him down.
"Let me tell you, this fool can't find the point after two chapters." Gintoki sighed and said,
"Actually, we were involved in an accident yesterday. Kagura and Shinpachi were kidnapped by a group of Chunyu's people. Due to some accidents, Wig and I teamed up to rescue Kagura and Shinpachi. That's about it."
Hearing this, Jiang Chengcai sat down again.
"Although the other party is only at the lowest level in Chunyu, you can still hear a few words. Chunyu has not given up looking for you, looking for the legendary [red beast]!" Gui took over the words and continued.
"If the other party can find me, just come and find me. I don't care at all." Jiang Cheng looked indifferent.
"Your destination is the battlefield! It's not a place like Yoshiwara, where people are so sensual and violent!" Gui said with sincerity on his face. Gui closed his eyes with a look of resentment on his face, "Why? Why are you in a place like Yoshiwara?" ! Really... really... so envious!!"
"So that's what you were thinking about?!" Gintoki put down his wig again.
"Actually, I got your address in Gintoki before, but I never succeeded in infiltrating. Every time I got to the gate, I was stopped by the inexplicable security guard. Then I didn't know anything until I woke up again." Gui stood up and explained. road.
"Actually, I gave your photo to the security uncle and told him to find a way to blow this person out whenever he comes to the door. I didn't expect that this uncle is really reliable in his work. I will give him a salary increase when I get back." Jiang Cheng He nodded with satisfaction and said.
"Photo! You still have my photo! It seems like you have not forgotten me! Jiang Cheng!" Gui said with tears streaming down his face.
"No, the streets are full of wanted posters for you. I just tore one off at random. Don't get me wrong, wig." Jiang Cheng explained.
"It's not the wig, it's Gui! With the end of the war, you all disappeared. I have never understood what you were thinking and what you were seeing in your eyes. However, I know that you two are the most beautiful. People who understand each other! Moreover, they are both so powerful! If you two are reunited, we will definitely..." Before he could finish his words, he was interrupted by Jiang Cheng and Gintoki at the same time.
"So you have always been an idiot, Wig. Neither I nor this guy understand each other at all. And, I told you a long time ago that our battle is over a long time ago." Gintoki picked his nostrils said.
"Not a wig is Gui!"
"You're right, our battle has ended a long time ago. I'm sorry, I have no interest in experiencing the same life as every family with you. So, goodbye. I haven't had time to open the FPS game I just bought this morning." Jiang Cheng said, already opening the door and walking out. But Jiang Cheng didn't notice that Gui also followed...
"Hey, that little girl from Yetu must be related to you. Her situation is very bad now, Jiang Cheng." Gui suddenly appeared next to Jiang Cheng who was walking on the road and said.
"What do you mean?" Jiang Cheng stopped and asked.
"As I said before, all the police in Edo are searching for the general's sister. Where do you think the general's sister is now? And who is next to the general's sister?"
But just as Gui finished speaking, Jiang Cheng had already pointed his umbrella at Gui, "Wig, some jokes are not allowed."
"Hahaha, it's still the same as before. I just tried it like this, but I didn't expect you to admit it. Also, it's not the wig, it's Gui." Gui smiled and said indifferently, "Don't worry about this. It has nothing to do with me. I just saw the general's sister and the leader in the park on the way here. But I can't tell what the police will do. After all, the leader's temper is not weak and can be bullied. If we really choose a team Regardless…”
Before Gui finished speaking, Jiang Cheng had already rushed away quickly.
Looking at Jiang Cheng's retreating figure, Gui smiled helplessly, "Really, what has changed? It's still the same as before." But just after he finished speaking, Gui suddenly remembered something and shouted in the direction where Jiang Cheng left. , "Hey! You haven't told me the phone purchase hotline yet! Hey! Does the payment support installment payment? Hey!"
However, Jiang Cheng has long since disappeared...
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