Maybe a Fake Gintama

Chapter 30: There will be a next time only after making an appointment!

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"Boss, isn't it too much for that girl? After all, there is such a thing as having mayonnaise all over your body..." Sougo frowned and hesitated to speak.

"That's right." Jiang Cheng also frowned.

"Well, what Sougo said makes sense. After all, covering your whole body with mayonnaise is not acceptable to ordinary people, and the women of Yoshiwara will not accept such a hobby so easily. But only in [Beep—] How about smearing mayonnaise with [beep-]?" Kondo suggested, "It might be easier to accept it if just [beep-] and [beep-] are covered with mayonnaise."

"It's really good, this method," Jiang Cheng praised, "When I get back, I'll ask if there is any girl who is willing to just smear mayonnaise on [beep-] and [beep-]."

"Yeah, I still think it's a bit excessive. Why don't you just put mayonnaise on [beep-], and don't spread mayonnaise on [beep-]." Sougo suggested again.

"That's enough for you! How many times do you have to say [beep-] and [beep-]! Do you really want the author to be cut in half?! It's very scary for readers to imagine it!" Fourteenth couldn't bear it anymore and rushed The three of them shouted, "Besides, who likes that kind of thing! Please don't combine the sacred mayonnaise with that kind of thing! Then you won't forget what our purpose is, right?! We are looking for someone from Princess Chengye who ran away from the general’s mansion!”

But after saying that, Fourteen realized something, and then looked at Jiang Cheng, "Forget everything you just heard!"

"Don't worry, little brother with V-shaped bangs, I didn't hear anything. [Princess Chengye sneaked out of the general's palace] [Father's eyes are so annoying] [Dad has body odor]. I didn't hear anything like this at all." Jiang Cheng He said with an OK gesture.

"You just heard it! Forget it quickly, forget it!" Shi Shi said, grabbing Jiang Cheng's shoulder.

"Ah, I have forgotten it now, I have forgotten [ ]." Jiang Cheng replied.

"I didn't ask you to forget [ ]! I told you to forget the contents of [ ]! Hey!" Shi Shi complained crazily.

But at this moment, Yamazaki ran over.

"Director~" Yamazaki Tatei, also wearing a jagged sleeveless Shinsengumi jacket, shouted while running.

"What's wrong, Yamazaki?" Kondo asked as he looked at the person coming.

Yamazaki stopped, looked at Kondo, saluted, and replied, "According to eyewitness information, it seems that Her Royal Highness went to Kabukicho."

"Kabukicho?" Fourteen couldn't help but whisper, but the next moment, Fourteen once again realized that there was Jiang Cheng beside him.

Sensing Fourteen's gaze, Jiang Cheng pretended not to hear anything and whistled.

"Hey, don't pretend you didn't hear it!"

"Nani, I didn't hear anything in the first place. I really can't remember [Her Royal Highness the Princess ran to Kabukicho]." Jiang Cheng narrowed his eyes and waved his hand.

"Well, Jiang Chengsang doesn't seem to be the kind of person who talks nonsense. Don't worry, Fourteen." Kondo said.

But the next moment, he saw Jiang Cheng chatting with the young lady on the road.

Young lady: “What are the police over there doing?”

Jiang Cheng: "I don't know at all. I seem to have said something [Her Royal Highness the Princess ran out secretly, in the direction of singing and dancing...]"

Before Jiang Cheng could finish speaking, Shi Shi covered his mouth and dragged him back.

At this time, the young lady was still shouting from behind, "Handsome guy, leave your phone number, handsome guy~"

"In short, this guy has to follow us to find Her Highness the Princess first, otherwise everyone in Edo may not know that [Her Highness the Princess escaped from the Shogun's Palace and is wandering around Kabukicho]. Ordinary people can forget about it. If it reaches the ears of anti-Yi people, I don’t know what will happen." Shi Shi said while pulling Jiang Cheng.

"Yeah, yeah, I just saw the policeman working so hard on the road and wanted to express my condolences." Jiang Cheng looked innocent.

"Condolences? Do you have my share?!" Yamazaki pointed at himself and asked excitedly.

"No, virginity." Jiang Cheng replied without thinking.

"Tongtong...Tongtong...Tongzhen?!" Yamazaki stammered, "Why can you see it?! Why don't you give condolences to Tongtong?!"

"Yamazaki, don't deliberately pretend to be surprised to add drama to yourself. You are obviously a dead virgin. You are obviously a dead virgin." Sougo said aloud.

"Captain Okita! Why are you doing this too!" Yamazaki shouted, "And why do you have to repeat it again!"

"Shut up! Virginity!" Fourteen couldn't help shouting.

"Even you, deputy chief..." Yamazaki has begun to doubt life.

"Don't worry, Yamazaki, the so-called man starts from his virginity. No one will look down on a man who can keep his virginity (laughing)." Kondo comforted him at this time.

Originally, Yamazaki was so moved that he was about to cry after listening to the first half, but after hearing the last part...

"Then why do you have to put a bracket at the end of the sentence to laugh?!"

Voice-over: ...So, we started to head to Kabukicho in a bustling manner to find His Highness Cheng Ye who escaped from home because he disliked his father's body odor or because Mr. G's armpits were too sore...

On the other side, in Kabukicho, Kagura and Princess Orange Night were fighting in the casino among a group of gangsters.

But to be honest, Kagura's gambling luck was indeed much better than that of a certain silver-haired natural curly. After a while, the money Jiang Cheng gave Kagura had doubled. Princess Orange Night on the side also had a lot of fun.

On the other side, the Shinsengumi were looking around Kabukicho like headless flies, especially with the addition of a troublemaker like Jiang Cheng.

Looking at Kagura's side, Kagura not only took Orange Night Princess to the small casino, but also went to the game hall, went fishing at the lake, played badminton in the park, took photos of photoshoots together, and went to various small In the store…

Under the setting sun, Kagura and Princess Chengye were sitting on the bench in front of the dumpling shop.

"It's amazing. Queen, you are younger than me, but you know so many things~" Princess Chengye said with emotion.

"It's okay," Kagura said while holding an umbrella and eating meatballs. "After a big drink, they rushed into the Love Hotel (love hotel). It's the young people today. Well, even though they all listen to silver Jiang said."

"It's great that the Queen is like this, so free." Cheng Ye lowered her head and said, "I have hardly been out of the city, so I don't have many friends, and I know nothing about the outside world. All I can do is stand high From a high building, looking at the street in the distance, [I wish I could jump around freely, play freely, and live a free life like the little girl on the street corner] and think to myself like this."

"I was thinking like this, and I escaped from the city without knowing it..." Princess Chengye wanted to continue talking, but at this time, an umbrella had completely blocked herself and Kagura.

"Ah, I just heard the voice of a young girl here. Is Her Royal Highness really not here?" Fourteen asked.

"Maybe it's auditory hallucinations, Hijikata-san. After all, people with V-shaped bangs are prone to auditory hallucinations." Jiang Cheng said while gesturing crazily towards Kagura and Princess Chengye behind the umbrella: hurry up, here, There is me!

"Really? Is there really such a rumor? It's not something you made up, right?" Fourteen shouted.

"How is that possible?" Jiang Cheng suddenly exclaimed and pointed to the other side of the street, "I think I saw a young girl running over there, Hijikata-san!"

"Really?!" Hijikata instantly looked in the direction Jiang Cheng was pointing. At this time, Jiang Chengcai turned his head and looked at Princess Kagura and Chengye behind him, and made an OK gesture. At the same time, he had to pull Hijikata and walk to the other side.

But at this moment, Princess Chengye suddenly said: "That's enough. I'm already very happy in less than a day. Thank you, Kagura-chan, Jiang Chengsang. If I'm not here, I will cause trouble to many people." of."

Fourteen, who was just about to leave, discovered Kagura and Princess Chengye behind Jiang Cheng.

"Ah, why are there two little girls here?" Jiang Cheng took the lead in speaking before Fourteen could say anything.

"Ah, what a fool you are! I think you did it on purpose, okay! You idiot!" Fourteen said, looking at Princess Chengye aside, "You're right, that's exactly what it is. Come on, go back Bar."

After hearing this, Princess Chengye stood up, but at this moment, Kagura suddenly grabbed Princess Chengye's hand. Jiang Cheng made a good cover and used his umbrella to slightly block Fourteen's sight.

The next moment, Kagura picked up Princess Chengye and ran away, but at this time Fourteen also reacted and shouted to the team members on the other side: "Protect the princess!"

Hearing the sound, a group of Shinsengumi members looked over.

But just ordinary members couldn't stop Kagura's full firepower, and they were all knocked down by Kagura in a short time. The next moment, Kagura pulled Princess Chengye and jumped to the roof next to her.

"It's all your fault! You're such a weak soul!" Fourteen looked at Jiang Cheng and said through gritted teeth.

"The most innocent friendship between two girls of the same age, the most innocent smile that blooms when playing together, can't you see it?! Do you really have the heart to destroy it? V-shaped bangs?" said , Jiang Cheng pretended to cover his eyes and started sobbing.

"You are pretending to be innocent! You are obviously from Yoshiwara!"

Jiang Chengcheng was playing Tai Chi with a group of Shinsengumi members below, trying to buy more time for Kagura and Princess Chengye.

"Hey! Come out!" Fourteen shouted to the rooftop, "I don't know how you know Master Chengye, but she is an important person in this country. If she continues to interfere with our affairs, she will be arrested together with you. oh."

"Why are you shouting so loudly?! This is my house... This is the first time Kagura-chan has made friends of the same age!" Jiang Cheng shouted to Fourteen, and at the same time shouted towards the roof, "Don't worry, Kagura-chan Jiang, you should say goodbye to your friends properly and make an appointment for the next meeting..."

"You guy! How can that kind of sour and strange girl be friends with Princess Chengye!" Fourteen retorted, and shouted to the roof again, "Princess Sama, don't listen to that kind of talk! With that Becoming friends with a strange little girl who smells poor and sour will become a disgrace to the general's family!"

But just after saying that, Kagura jumped down with Princess Chengye and stepped on Shi Shi's face.

"So, have you already made an agreement, young ladies?" Jiang Cheng asked with a smile.

"Of course!"×2

Kagura and Jiang Cheng stood under the dusk, looking at the back of Princess Chengye who left with the Shinsengumi. "So, when will we meet next?" Jiang Cheng asked.

"A girl's secret Aru." Kagura said, and smiled and waved at Princess Chengye who turned to look at her, who also...

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