"There is no such thing!!" Jiang Cheng shouted and threw Gui directly out.
"It's true, there are always so many annoying guys around me all day long." Jiang Cheng clapped his hands and muttered with an unhappy face, then stood up directly, "Let's go, you guys, what should you say? Have you already said everything?"
"I don't know how much remuneration that stinky bitch will give now," Gintoki rubbed his neck and stood up, "Really, I was really tired today just to do all this shit for this idiot~ I wouldn't have paid for it without three million. It’s not worth it.”
"What kind of black-hearted enterprise are you? No matter how you look at this kind of task, you won't be rewarded with three million yuan." Shinbaji complained expressionlessly, then stood up from his seat and bowed to Xixiang. Bowed and said with a smile, "Now that the matter is over, let's go first."
"Huh? So fast? I still want to dance with Juan Zi and Jiang Zi on the stage again~" Chong Tiao Zi said with regret on his face.
"Don't let me recall that dark memory again!" Jiang Cheng shouted, "There are no such memories at all, right?! What does it mean to be with Juanzi Jiangzi? Who is Juanzi?! And I don't even know that. Not called Jiang Zi!"
"Jiang Cheng-san," Shinpachi pulled Jiang Cheng's clothes expressionlessly, then pointed to Gintoki aside and said in a low voice, "The paper is here."
"Is it you?!" Jiang Cheng shouted.
…
"Then, I'll take my leave first." Shinbachi stood at the door of the transvestite bar and smiled at Xixiang again and said hello. Then he raised his head and looked at Jiang Cheng, who was holding his hands and looking impatient, and reminded him in a low voice, "Jiang Chengsang, you also..."
"Tch," Jiang Cheng spat and then said reluctantly, "I'm sorry about what happened last time."
"It doesn't matter," Xixiang replied with a smile, "You are welcome to come and play again next time. You can also introduce your friends."
"Please come here more often~" Clockwork and Nakako shouted at the same time.
"Do I look like the kind of person who would push his friends into a pit of fire?" Jiang Cheng complained expressionlessly.
"Stop talking, Jiang Chengsang!" Xin Baji scolded in a low voice, and then smiled again and said, "I'm sorry, Jiang Chengsang's mouth is very poisonous, but he has no evil intentions."
"I know." Xixiang held his hands and said with a smile, "Sa, go quickly."
Afterwards, Jiangcheng, Gintoki and Kagura turned around and left without any hesitation. Seeing this, Xin Baji could only laugh in apology again and turned around to chase after him.
…
Jiang Cheng and others, who had just come out of the transvestite bar, were walking slowly on the way back. At this time, the sky had completely darkened.
"Really, I don't want to come here again in this life." Jiang Cheng muttered quietly as he walked.
"Yes, they are all ferocious-looking, just like the original animals Aru in the wild zoo." Kagura agreed.
"What you two said is too much!" Xin Baji criticized, "First of all, Jiang Chengsang, do you know what an apology is? Is it really okay to apologize with that attitude? You have to be more sincere. Okay! And Kagura-chan, Mrs. Saigo also used to take care of Gin-san and Masterwuya, right? You can’t use that kind of attitude."
"Tch." Jiang Cheng and Kagura spat disdainfully at the same time, their expressions and movements surprisingly consistent.
"How rude, the attitude of you two! And why is the synchronization rate so high?!" Shinpachi yelled.
"By the way, I didn't see that shemale with a weird chin today, Aru." Kagura suddenly thought of something.
"Oh, it's Miss Chinmei," Shinpachi replied, "I saw her, but she always seemed listless, so I didn't go up to say hello."
"Huh? Could it be that the jaw has exhausted all its energy?" Gintoki complained casually.
"Oh, it's the Jaw Star Man you're talking about!" Jiang Cheng tapped his hand, "I have an impression! It turns out he's called Jaw Beauty!"
"What kind of metaphor is that? What does a mandible star mean?" Xin Baji said expressionlessly.
But at this moment, a voice suddenly came from behind everyone.
"Well, please stay."
"Ah?" Jiang Cheng and the Wanshiwu trio turned around at the same time to look at the person who made the noise.
"Miss Jia Mei..." Xin Bajiu murmured as he looked at the visitor.
"It's Dongmei," Dongmei stood there with her head slightly lowered and a frown on her face, with a trace of disappointment on her face, "I have something to ask of you, Wanshiwuwu."
"I see, it's all thanks to you." Jiang Cheng glanced at the Wanshiwu trio aside, then turned around, "I'm going back first."
"Wait!" Dongmei said again, "If possible, I would like Jiang Zi to give me some advice. After all, Jiang Zi, who was once a woman, must be able to understand my heart better."
"Do you want to die?"
…
In a certain restaurant.
Dongmei was telling her own experience in an emotional voice, and from time to time she showed shyness like a girl. Looking at the trio of Jiang Cheng and Wanshiwu across the table, their heads were full of black lines.
In fact, the content is very simple. It can be summarized in one sentence: Jia Mei is in the distress of unrequited love!
"...That's when I finally realized it," Dongmei blushed and hugged her chest tightly, immersed in her own pink memories, "Yes! That's the so-called [love at first sight]!"
Jiang Cheng and the Wanshiwu trio across the table fell into an eerie silence. At this time, the expressions of the four people were surprisingly the same. Their eyes were drooped, and several black lines were looming under the corners of their eyes.
"Did you hear that?! You guys!" Looking at the four people who were completely silent, Dongmei couldn't help but stand up and pat the table.
"I seem to be a little sleep deprived. I always feel dizzy, Shinpachi-kun." Gintoki murmured.
"Me too, I feel like I'm hallucinating. Is it because I played games all night last night?" Jiang Cheng said with twitching eyes, "And I don't know why, although I have vomited everything in my stomach today. , I’m still a little dizzy and want to vomit.”
"It doesn't matter, I feel exactly the same as you two. Yin Sang, Jiang Cheng Sang." Xin Baji replied with half of his face twitching.
"Me too, I feel so sick that I feel like I'm pregnant and want to vomit." Kagura said.
At this time, Tomei blushed and continued to explain: "His name is [Jurota], he is the new cowherd of the famous cowherd club [Takamawara] in Kabukicho."
"Gao Tianyuan? Is he the one who was so crazy about Lang Sang?" Xin Baji asked in confusion.
"In the final analysis, I am just a bartender, and he is a cowherd," Dongmei said with a look of dismay, "Yes! This is the fate of an innocent girl like me being toyed with!"
"Sure enough, it was because I didn't sleep well yesterday that I had another auditory hallucination. I just heard the person in front of me calling myself a girl." Jiang Cheng covered his head and said with a painful look on his face, "Ah, it's so painful..."
"Ah, it must be because I didn't sleep well," Gintoki nodded and agreed, "I seem to have heard it too. I should go to bed early today."
"Cheer up, you two. This person did clearly say the word [girl] just now." The black lines on Xin Baji's face had already covered his entire face.
"I...I can't do it anymore Aru..." Kagura said with a painful look on her face, then turned around and vomited.
"Are you okay?! Kagura!" Gintoki asked with concern.
"Ambulance! Ambulance!" Jiang Cheng took out his mobile phone and dialed the number of the emergency center. "Please send an ambulance immediately! There is a mentally disturbed shemale here! The situation is very urgent!"
"You guys are going too far!" Dongmei complained with a pouted mouth, "You know, people are very distressed now. I have never been so bitterly in love. That's why I want someone to help me! I'm already in pain. To the point where I want to die!”
As soon as he finished speaking, Jiangcheng and Gintoki stood behind Tomei. All four of them put on the costumes of the wrong people and held up the brightly sharpened samurai swords in their hands. Dongmei was wearing a pure white kimono, with her abdomen open, and she was holding a special dagger for seppuku in her hand.
"Then, here we come." Gintoki responded casually.
"Hey! Wait a minute! What kind of outfit is this?!" Dongmei shouted with her eyes popping with veins.
"Um, didn't you say you wanted to die?" Gintoki explained expressionlessly, "So I wanted to help you get on your way, like a travel agency in hell."
"That's not the case! All I want is help in love!" Dongmei shouted, "I hope I can board the [International Flight of Love]!"
After hearing this, all four of Jiang Cheng turned around and vomited.
"International flights are impossible, right!" Gintoki wiped the saliva from the corner of his mouth and shouted with black lines on his face, "We don't need a space battleship that can use the curvature of space to drive, the uncle's voice can't be heard. Went to the Cowherd!"
"Who is the uncle!!" Dongmei yelled.
"It's you!!"×4
After hearing this, Dongmei covered her face and sobbed, "If I continue like this, what will I become... I will become a beast addicted to love!"
"No, you are already a complete beast now." Shinbachi complained ruthlessly.
"If you can't help, at least comfort me!" Dongmei said frantically, holding her head, "Paper! Jiangzi! Yae! Please!"
"Who is Jiang Zi!" Jiang Cheng rolled his eyes and yelled, "And why should I comfort the uncle who calls himself a girl?!"
After saying that, Jiang Cheng stood up and prepared to leave.
"Sorry, it's the same here. That kind of thing is not included in the "Everything" in the House of All Things! Sorry, goodbye." With that, Gintoki also stood up and prepared to leave.
"Don't leave!" Dongmei directly hugged Jiang Cheng and Gintoki's legs, crying and screaming, "What should I do?!"
"You should loosen my legs first, you bastard! What if I smell like uncle?!" Jiang Cheng shouted with his eyes rolled.
"No! If you don't agree, I won't let you go! The same goes for the paper!"
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