Finally, Jiang Cheng and Ginshi couldn't bear the annoyance anymore, so they forced themselves to sit down again.
After thinking hard for a few minutes, Jiang Chengcai finally raised his head and sighed, waved his hand and said: "No, it really doesn't work. I have searched through my twenty-seven years of memory and common sense, but I can't find anything that can help this kind of problem." The experience of the monster chasing the Cowherd, I gave up..."
"Jiangzi~" Dongmei shouted with tears.
In an instant, veins popped up on Jiang Cheng's face and he cursed: "Who is Jiang Zi?!"
"Me too, I've gone through all my life's experiences and haven't found a useful method." Gintoki crossed his hands and nodded in agreement, "This incident is indeed a bit over the top."
"Why is this... wuwuwuwu..." Dongmei covered her face and cried while rolling on the table.
"Stop! An uncle acting like this looks so disgusting!" Jiang Cheng rolled his eyes and cursed.
"Well, do you want to ask Kuangshilang for a favor?" Shinbashi suggested with his index finger.
"That's all we can do." Gintoki nodded in agreement.
"No, I don't agree," Jiang Cheng shook his head and said seriously, "You guys, please consider the mood of the Cowherd. What if he is scared? After all, he is an ordinary person. Man, what should I do if I faint immediately after being confessed to by such an unknown uncle?"
"That... makes sense." Xin Bajia scratched the back of his head and smiled awkwardly.
"Besides," Jiang Cheng said, looking at Dongmei who was sobbing in the seat opposite, "I'm not sure whether you like me or not, right?"
"No, I'm sure!" Dongmei replied decisively.
"No, I'm just not sure," Jiang Cheng shrugged and continued with a look of helplessness, "You, because of your appearance, rarely receive gentle treatment from others, right? That's why you did it because of that man's gentleness. Get stuck in it. Your feelings are similar to those of the new Bachi-kun."
"Huh? No, no, no," Xin Baji waved his hand quickly, "No matter what I say, there is no way I can be similar to this kind of uncle!"
"No, in a sense, there is no difference between you and this kind of uncle." Jiang Cheng shook his head and explained with a serious face, "Both of you will fall in love quickly as soon as you feel the kindness of the other person. The type of the other person! Commonly known as the phenomenon [if you treat a virgin or a shemale a little bit better, he will fall in love with you]!"
"Yeah, indeed." Gintoki and Kagura nodded in agreement at the same time.
"Two of them, one is an uncle who has no chance of love, and the other is a virgin who has no chance of love and women. They are exactly the same." Jiang Cheng spread his hands and continued.
"As expected of the scumbag Jiang Cheng, he hit the nail on the head." Gintoki praised.
Jiang Cheng replied expressionlessly: "Hey, wait a minute, why don't you hear any praise in your words even though you are praising me? Are you hurting me? You are definitely hurting me, right? You are a scumbag What's the meaning?"
"I'm just complimenting you, you scumbag." Gintoki explained with a chuckle.
"At least get rid of the word "scum" for me!" Jiang Cheng shouted.
"Shinpachi, it's actually easy to understand." Ignoring Jiang Cheng's scolding, Gintoki turned to look at Shinpachi and explained: "In other words, there is a beautiful girl appearing in front of you now, and she is looking at you very gently. You said hello..."
Everyone was speechless looking at Xin Baji, who was blushing and lost in his beautiful self-fantasy.
"Look, so your feelings are exactly the same as those of Shinpachi to some extent," Gintoki pointed at Shinpachi who was still in fantasy and explained to Tomei, "They are all the ones who have accepted a little kindness. They will fall madly in love with each other, which is the legendary [excessive self-awareness]."
"I see." Kagura crossed her hands and nodded.
"See, even Kagura can understand it easily." Gintoki shrugged and said casually.
"I don't understand Aru very well!" Kagura raised her hand, "But I also felt the same disgust Aru when I saw Shinpachi's appearance!"
"So, give up early, there will be no results at all, just like Xin Baji is destined to be a virgin all his life." Jiang Cheng continued, "There will be no benefit at all from indulging in that kind of delusion. , Not only will it cause trouble for yourself, but it will also cause trouble for others.”
"No!" Dongmei cried, "Even then I don't want to give up! Don't shemales deserve love?!"
"I said... It's time for you to recognize the reality, right? A transvestite? Are you really a transvestite?" Jiang Cheng complained with a black line on his face, "Can't you look in the mirror first before you say you are a transvestite?"
"Jiangzi! Do you want to take away my identity as a shemale?!" Dongmei shouted with big red eyes.
"So who is Jiang Zi?!" Jiang Cheng scolded, "And I have never seen a shemale with stubble on his face and the smell of an uncle! How long are you going to deceive yourself?!"
"Hey? Wait a minute..." Gintoki suddenly noticed something, turned around and stared at Jiang Cheng expressionlessly, "Have you ever seen a real shemale?!"
"Ah, I saw him before when I was wandering." Jiang Cheng nodded without any concealment.
"Really?! Have you really seen a transvestite, Aru?! What does a real transvestite look like?!" Kagura's eyes had little stars.
"What does it look like? It's just an ordinary shemale," Jiang Cheng explained. "The so-called shemale is that after God created men and women, some men felt that they couldn't fit into their own circle, so they wanted to change. I want to become a woman, so I resolutely turned myself into a male-female shemale, but overall I will still be more female-oriented.”
"How amazing! It turns out that the human-monster was not created by God!" Kagura praised.
"Yeah, that makes sense, that's what we're doing." Dongmei nodded in agreement.
"Ordinary SIZE people would think so," Jiang Cheng said again, "but for an extraordinary SIZE person like me, as expected, I still can't like shemales."
"Indeed, I don't like it either." Gintoki nodded.
Jiang Cheng shrugged and then explained: "So, even those people who can say 'there is no difference between shemales and normal women and men, we must treat them equally', I believe that their true thoughts are the same as mine." There are also a majority of them, this is human nature and it cannot be changed.”
"Yeah, it can't be changed." Gintoki and Kagura held their hands and nodded at the same time.
"Why does it feel more and more like a philosophical topic? You guys, please stop for a moment!" Dongmei quickly called out, "Isn't it time to give me some advice on my relationship issues?! Why are you talking so much? Are you talking about that kind of topic?! Be more serious, you bastards! I want to die now!"
"Wouldn't it be better to just die?" Jiang Cheng said lightly.
"That's right. If you want to die, wouldn't it be better to die? It can solve your troubles once and for all." Gintoki nodded and agreed.
"I already told you that's not what I meant!" Dongmei yelled with her veins popping out, "Didn't I just say it before? What I need is help in love!"
"Then you tell me about an uncle falling in love with a cowherd. How can we help?! You're the one who doesn't understand the situation, right?" Jiang Cheng rolled his eyes and yelled, "Why is it the cowherd? Huh?! We can accept even a gorilla as a bartender, you bastard!"
"Wait a minute! What does the gorilla escort girl mean?" Xin Baji suddenly reacted and shouted at Jiang Cheng, "Do you mean my sister?! How rude! Jiang Chengsang!"
"Anyway, I won't help. Of course, that's what I said. If you really want to die, I can help you. I guarantee you will go to hell with one blow." After saying that, Jiang Cheng stood up and started to leave directly, "Bye .”
"I..." At this critical moment, Dongmei bit her lower lip and murmured, "I! I just want to convey this feeling! Even if there is no result, it doesn't matter! Otherwise, I won't be willing to die. ah!"
Hearing the sound, Jiang Cheng stopped and stood silent for a moment, then turned around and cursed: "So this kind of thing has nothing to do with us?! If you want to convey it, can't you just go and do it yourself? ! If you are shy, just write a letter! How can an uncle pretend to be innocent? Are you a middle school student?!"
"I..." Dongmei raised her head and cried, "No, no! I can't do it! I don't have the courage! You are the only ones who can help me!"
"Just stop it, you bastard!!"
…
In the end, everyone relented, maybe not because they just didn't want to be bothered by Dong Mei anymore. Jiang Cheng and the Wanshiwu trio took Dongmei to find Kuangshilang.
With the help of Kuangshilang, Dongmei transformed into a black-clad bodyguard of [Takamagahara]. However, being a bodyguard is also responsible for guiding guests and patrolling.
…
Three days later.
Tomei, with a slicked back hair and a black suit, no, he should be called [Jinnosuke] now, stood at the door of Takamagahara and seriously entertained the guests.
"Welcome to Takamagahara." Chinosuke bent down slightly, then stood up and led the two newly arrived customers slowly towards the store.
On the way, Jinosuke secretly glanced at Jurota, who was drinking and chatting with guests at a certain booth. That's right, even though it's been three days, Jinosuke still hasn't been able to express his feelings to Jurota.
At this moment, Gintoki's voice came from behind Jinonosuke.
"You're not energetic, Chinomi." Gintoki, who had put on women's clothing, shouted from behind Chinosuke.
"Hey? Really~" Chinosuke instantly switched to jaw beauty mode, turned around and gave Gintoki a wink.
"You stupid shemale!" Gintoki yelled and slapped Chinosuke to the ground. "Really, just by calling a name, your true nature will be revealed immediately."
"Are you really motivated Aru? You bastard?!" Kagura complained.
(End of chapter)