"It can be seen that there is absolutely no progress at all." Jiang Cheng, who was wearing a suit that was almost blinding, spat.
"Hey, wait a minute, didn't you say you were going to change into women's clothing? What's the matter with you getting dressed up like this? Why did you put on a suit that's almost blinding? How did your head look like that? Are you? Do you want to go to a party?!" Gintoki pointed at Jiang Cheng and complained wildly.
"I'm sorry, I don't have the same purpose as you today," Jiang Cheng spread his hands and explained, "It's just that the Kuangshilang said there were not enough manpower, so I came to help."
"When did you become so diligent? Are you working part-time? Really?" Gintoki complained expressionlessly.
"That's almost it," Jiang Cheng shrugged and replied, "I've been having a hard time lately. Yueyue has reduced my monthly funds for game purchases by more than half, so appropriate filling is also necessary. And it’s an easy job to coax a stupid woman to drink for free and get a lot of money.”
"This person is really bad..." Shinpachi, who was also dressed in women's clothing, pushed up the glasses on his face and murmured expressionlessly.
"That's right." Kagura agreed with narrowed eyes.
"I won't tell you anymore. I'll go and say hello to Kuang Shi Lang first." With that said, Jiang Cheng took the lead in walking in a certain direction.
Looking at Jiang Cheng's back, Gintoki suddenly thought of something and turned to Kagura and said, "Hey, report the whereabouts of this idiot to that woman."
"Already reported Aru." Kagura raised her phone and waved it in front of Gintoki, "Yueyue said she will be there in ten minutes."
"That's good," Gintoki nodded, and then looked at Chinosuke who was still on the ground again, "Hey, listen up, now it's time to solve your problem, we will pretend to be annoying The guests are looking for trouble with that bastard Jurota, and you see the right moment and are always ready to save the beauty, so you can shorten the distance between you and that guy a little bit, right?"
"Paper..." Shichinosuke showed a touch of emotion, then switched to Shichinosuke mode again, covered his face and said coyly, "If I wasn't in love right now, I would definitely fall in love with you."
Hearing the sound, Gintoki and the other three took a few steps back, knelt down and lowered their heads at the same time, praying softly: "Please spare our lives."
…
Gintoki, the three of them and Jinosuke sat in the booth, waiting for the arrival of the named Jurota.
Gintoki crossed his hands and tapped his arms with his fingers impatiently. As for why he was impatient, it was because the booth Gintoki and others were leaning against was Jiang Cheng. At this time, Jiang Cheng was surrounded by several beautiful ladies in very gorgeous clothes. In other words, he looks like a rich person at first glance.
"Hey, why haven't I seen you in this store before?" A young lady asked in a low voice with a blushing face.
"Why? Are you so interested in my private life?" Jiang Cheng chuckled, then stretched out his index finger to lift the girl's chin, "This is not okay, guest."
"Ah~~!! More premium Chinese liquor!!" The young lady shouted excitedly to the waiter on the side.
…
"Why is this guy so skilled?" Gintoki spat disdainfully, folded his hands and said impatiently: "And why hasn't that woman come yet? Can you come faster? Can you take this idiot away from me quickly? ?!”
"It's great. Jiang Chengsang seems to have found his calling." Xin Bajiu pushed up the glasses on his face and murmured expressionlessly.
"Gin-chan, can I order some appetizers, Aru?" Kagura raised her hand and shouted.
"Shut up, I'm not here for fun today," Gintoki replied.
"But why can uncle play?" Kagura asked doubtfully, "Is it because of the clothes, Aru? Can I play if I change into those clothes? Then I also..."
"I told you that this mission is not just for fun! Bastard!" Gintoki couldn't help shouting.
At this time, Jiang Cheng, who was behind Gintoki, had already emptied the wallets of the third wave of customers. At this time, Jiang Cheng had just welcomed the fourth wave of guests.
"Welcome to Gao Tianyuan, this beautiful lady." Jiang Cheng introduced himself without raising his head, "I am the No. 1 part-time cowherd in Gao Tianyuan, K..."
Before he finished speaking, Jiang Cheng inadvertently noticed that the guest in front of him seemed familiar...
"Um... Yueyue, why are you here?" Jiang Cheng asked with expressionless eyes twitching.
"I just want to see how the Night King of Yoshihara usually works hard," Yue Yong stood in front of Jiang Cheng and looked at Jiang Cheng condescendingly and replied, without any emotion in her voice, "It's really rare. How do you usually see it? Why don’t you have such ambition?”
"I think you misunderstood," Jiang Cheng raised his head, folded his hands and chuckled, "I just heard that my friend's shop was short of manpower, so I came to help. Don't get me wrong."
"Hey -" Yue Yong deliberately prolonged her voice, "Is that so?"
"Yeah." Jiang Cheng held his hands and nodded like a chicken pecking at rice.
But then, Jiang Cheng received several kunai on his forehead.
"Baihua didn't have enough manpower, so why didn't I ask you to help?!" Yue Yong rolled her eyes and cursed, then she directly picked up Jiang Cheng, who had fainted, and turned around to leave.
When Kuangshilang, who was accompanying the guests, saw this scene, he smiled awkwardly and stood up to explain to Jiang Cheng. However, as soon as he stood up, Yue Yong glared at him fiercely. In the end, Kuangshilang chose to sit still. Got off. After all, not everyone is like Jiang Cheng who can pick up so many kunai and still act like a normal person.
Seeing Jiang Cheng being dragged further and further behind by Yue Yong, Gintoki's expression relaxed a lot: "Ah, I feel much better~"
"Jiang Chengsang usually works very hard..." Xin Bajiu murmured.
At this moment, Jurota, who had just finished accompanying the guests at the table, finally came to the booth where Gintoki and others were sitting.
"Thank you for naming me, I am Jurota." Jurota bowed slightly and said with a smile.
The three Gintoki looked at each other at the same time and nodded secretly.
…
On the other side, Yue Yong had just dragged Jiang Cheng out of the gate of Gaotianyuan when she met Xixiang, who was standing in a corner and holding his hands.
"Where's the beautiful jaw?" Xixiang asked, holding his hands and glancing at Jiang Cheng, who was still pretending to be fainted on the ground.
"Believe them," Jiang Cheng chuckled, stood up, folded his hands and closed his eyes, "They know what to do."
"Souga..." Xixiang nodded, "Speaking of which, Jiangzi, why do you have to close your eyes? And why are there so many kunai stuck on your forehead? Jiangzi, do you like that kind of play?"
"Who is Jiang Zi!" Jiang Cheng cursed with his veins popping out, but he never opened his eyes. "Of course I closed my eyes because I was afraid of spitting out when I saw your face, you bastard!"
"Still so heartless~"
"Don't say such disgusting words!" Jiang Cheng cursed, then turned around and vomited directly, Σ_( ∠)vomit...
At this moment, Gintoki and the other three also walked out of the gate of Takamagahara and noticed Saigo not far away.
The three of them walked over slowly and stopped in front of Xixiang.
"What did you do to that child?" Xixiang asked, holding his hands.
"Nothing has been done," Gintoki picked his nose and replied nonchalantly, "It's all what Yumi wants. We just supported him (her?) a little behind the scenes."
"You...you should know, right?" Saigo looked straight at Gintoki's face and continued with a solemn expression, "To put it bluntly, the relationship between a shemale and a shemale is just a hopeless love, and it would be even more serious if the other party is an ordinary cowherd. Needless to say. What if the child is hurt because of these unnecessary things? You don’t have such a naive idea that [they can continue their relationship smoothly], right?"
"Don't worry," Gintoki waved his hand, "Jumi is now more like a girl than a real girl. In love, girls often just let their fantasies expand in their hearts when looking at men."
As he spoke, Gintoki pointed to Jiang Cheng, who was still holding on to the wall and vomiting. "Men in reality are basically similar to him. They are all so filthy. Not only do they use women to play with women, but also their attitude towards life and their bodies. The smell is so disgusting. So, once Yumi sees Jurota's true appearance, his illusions will be shattered."
"In this case, that guy will realize that he must live towards a new tomorrow."
After listening, Xixiang said nothing more, but Yue Yong on the side was thoughtful.
"Um... wait a minute," Jiang Cheng wiped the saliva from his mouth, turned to Gintoki and retorted expressionlessly, "You were using me as an example just now, right? Asshole! Why are you using me as an example? Huh? No matter where you look at it, I am a perfect man, right!"
"No, you are already rotten." Gintoki replied without thinking, "Both body and mind are rotten to the core!"
After hearing this, veins popped up on Jiang Cheng's face again, and he immediately rushed towards Gintoki angrily, but before he could take action, Yue Yong stabbed two kunai into the back of Jiang Cheng's head first.
Jiang Cheng rushed to the street.
Then, after Yue Yong said hello to everyone, she held her cigarette rod in her mouth, grabbed Jiang Cheng's collar and left without looking back.
"My love affair is over..." Xixiang murmured, looking at Jiang Cheng's back.
"Huh?!!!" Gintoki and the other three immediately took a few steps back, and everyone looked at Saigo in horror.
"What a powerful man. It's the first time in my life that I was repaired so harshly." Xixiang murmured with a chuckle.
"Wait a minute...Eh?! Eh!!!" Gintoki and others had sweat pouring down their faces.
"Goodbye." After saying that, Saigo turned around and left, leaving only Gintoki and the others who were still stunned and had not yet reacted.
…
The next day, on the streets of Edo.
"It's great! New game!" Jiang Cheng shouted excitedly, holding up the newly purchased game, "That's great!! Thank you, Yueyue!"
"Anyway, don't go to that kind of place in the future. Besides, I bought it because I couldn't bear your annoyance." Yue Yong glanced at Jiang Cheng, who was as excited as a child and said calmly.
"Don't worry, the person I am today is no longer the person I was yesterday." Jiang Cheng laughed and said, "The person I am today has surpassed the person I was yesterday! Now in my mind, Yueyue, you are like a god! Ocasan yo!”
"Who is you, Ocasan!" Yue Yong rolled her eyes and scolded, "If I had a squatting son like you, I would have been pissed to death by you!"
"Since you can't change, you can only accept it!" Jiang Cheng criticized with a serious face, "Don't give up hope in life! Ocasan!"
"I just don't want you to say that, you bastard!" Yue Yong shouted with her eyes rolled.
But at this moment, Jiang Xiang rubbed his eyes and looked in front of Yue Yong again, as if he suddenly discovered something incredible.
"What's wrong?" Yue Yong asked, while following Jiang Cheng's gaze.
I saw Tomei leaning on Jurota's shoulder coquettishly, and the two of them exuded a strong and strange aura of love. Passers-by saw this and gave way...
At this time, the Wanshiwu trio also came to Jiang Cheng.
"That...that is..." Jiang Cheng pointed expressionlessly at Jurota and Tomei who were not far away and looked at Gintoki and the other three.
The three of them nodded expressionlessly at the same time.
"You... are really amazing..." Jiang Cheng gave a thumbs up to Gintoki and the others expressionlessly.
(End of this article)
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