Maybe a Fake Gintama

Chapter 308: Sympathy is the cheapest thing in the world!

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One day, on the Edo Police Department building.

"Although I want my lovely child to go through ups and downs and see the world, as a father, this kind of thing is absolutely not allowed. It is not allowed." Matsudaira, who was aiming at a certain direction through the scope of the sniper rifle, muttered. He said, his small eyes revealed a hint of murderous intent through his sunglasses, "How can you breathe the same air as those guys who are worse than cockroaches? Hey, Fourteen, come here and help me set the gun."

The end of Mr. Matsudaira's sight was gathered at the entrance of a convenience store. Three boys wearing convenience store employee uniforms were talking happily about their daughters.

"Here comes the devil!" Fourteen in casual clothes stood in front of Sougo and Kondo, who were also in casual clothes, and yelled at the back of Lord Matsudaira, "Isn't this the same as before?! This time, your daughter is working Colleagues?”

"Not a colleague!" Mr. Matsudaira turned around and corrected him with a serious face, "Dad will never approve of such disgusting things!"

"Yes, yes, as a parent you will never approve of that kind of scumbag." Jiang Cheng nodded and agreed, then looked at Songping Gong, "Well, uncle, how about I help you set up the gun?"

"Then it's time to work, little brother." Songping Gong replied.

"Wait a minute!" Fourteen quickly stopped, then pointed at Jiang Cheng and cursed, "By the way, why are you here?! It has nothing to do with you, right? Why don't you just stay underground and run up? ?!”

"Still as ruthless as ever~Liu Haijun~" Jiang Cheng frowned and spread his hands and said with a sigh, "I was just scolded by Yueyue and said that I need to go out for a walk occasionally, and then I received a message from Sougo It’s just a message from you to invite me to the party~”

"Hey, Sougo, why did you call this annoying guy? Isn't it troublesome enough?!" Fourteen looked at Sougo and shouted, then sighed and looked at Matsudaira again, "I said How jealous are you? We skipped work and came here just to hinder your daughter's colleagues from pestering her? "

With that said, Fourteen turned around and said, "I quit and go back."

"Hey, wait a minute!" Songping Gong shouted quickly, then pointed his eyes at Zijing again and corrected, "When did I ask you to do that kind of thing? I just want to kill those boys!" "

"How do you do that kind of thing?!" Fourteen rolled his eyes and shouted, then changed his tone and advised earnestly: "Besides, there is no guarantee that it will actually enhance the relationship between your daughter and her boyfriend like last time. , let’s take a hundred steps back. Besides, this time it’s not even a relationship, right? It’s just being pursued, right?”

"It's scary to be pursued! Strike first and kill them first before they are fooled!" After saying that, Duke Songping looked at Jiang Cheng aside, "Brother, what about that brat from last time? Isn't he here? "

"Ah, you said Qingta..." Jiang Cheng smiled, "Because he has to go to a private school, he said he is not free, but he himself regrets that he can't help you, uncle."

"Really? Well, there's no other way but to do it like this!" As he said that, Mr. Matsudaira's face showed a bit of chilling air again, "I'll be in charge of the one on the left, and you guys, Fourteen, will be in charge of the other two. , little brother, you are responsible for their [beep—]!”

"Understood!" With that said, Jiang Cheng also set up his umbrella.

"I understand! You have nothing to do with me at all!" Fourteen scolded, then turned to Kondo and complained, "By the way, Kondo-san, please try to persuade this hopeless father. .”

"Huh?" Kondo, who was wearing sunglasses and assembling a sniper rifle, asked in confusion, "Who is Kondo? Killer Orangutan No. 13 appears again! Uncle, I'm here to help too!"

On the side, Sougo, wearing sunglasses and holding a sniper rifle, said: "Killer Sougo No. 13 appears again because it "seems interesting." "

Immediately afterwards, Kondo and Sougo also came to Jiang Cheng and set up their guns.

"Yoshi! Did you hear what you just said clearly? Kondo is responsible for the one in the middle, Sougo is on the right, and I will snipe the one on the left." Lord Matsudaira ordered, "As for their [beep-], I'll leave it to you, little one." elder brother!"

"Hey! Isn't this the same as before?!" Fourteen couldn't help shouting, "Anyway, don't get impatient and get in trouble. The key is to make them give up, right? In that case, there are as many methods as you need."

"No, it's completely different from last time!" Jiang Cheng turned around and corrected with a serious face, "Last time it was just one-on-one, but this time, the girl has to face three people. It’s a tough fight! You can’t resist it! It’s only fair to at least reduce the number of people to one!”

"That's right!" Lord Songping praised.

"Shut up! Don't cause any more trouble, okay!" Fourteen cursed with his veins bursting, "How is that fair?!"

"Could it be that Liu Haijun, are you sympathizing with them?!" Jiang Cheng looked at Shi Shiliang's eyes seriously, and then chuckled, "You are too superficial, Liu Haijun! Human sympathy is the cheapest! Isn't it a sign of lack of quality to only blindly export one's dissatisfaction?! People must learn to feel their own pain, cover it, repair themselves like scars, and let it become their own strength in the world regardless of rain or shine!! So! It’s better to kill him!”

"What you said has nothing to do with the current situation at all! How on earth did you use it in such a place?" Shi Shi cursed, "Your remarks are completely different from the results you reached. It doesn't matter at all! The preface doesn't match the postscript, okay?! And you guys, why do you have that expression, why do you have that expression of "What he said makes sense"?! Are you idiots? All of them Are they all idiots?!"

"As expected of the boss, this kind of truth can be easily understood. I understand!" With that said, Sougo pulled the trigger without thinking, but was knocked down by Shi Shi who reacted in advance, resulting in this shot No hit.

"Stop it, you bastards!" Shi Shi cursed, then pointed at Jiang Cheng and continued, "By the way, don't you also have a niece? When your niece reaches this age, will you do the same thing?!"

"No, no, no," Jiang Cheng waved his hand, "How is it possible? How could a good adult do such a thing~"

"That's it!"

"I won't let that brat end his life so easily. I will torture him slowly until the whole body of that brat turns into minced meat..." Jiang Cheng said the second half of the sentence with a clear face.

"You are too scary!" Fourteen shouted, "How on earth did you say such a terrifying statement with that expression?! Are you a perverted murderer?!"

"No, this is the real idea of being a parent," Jiang Cheng retorted, "Why should a child choose the life he wants when he is older? No, no, no, no matter how old a child is, he is still a child! It is easy for him to be influenced by outsiders. The bad men have been brought off the track, so the only ones who can remedy the situation in time before that are us parents!"

"That's right!" Kondo agreed, "I think so too! In the future, when Miss A Miao and I have a daughter, I will do the same thing! Boyfriend? Go to hell! As long as the boyfriend has a father, One is enough! Uncle, let’s go!”

"Shut up! You are the most impossible! You orangutan stalker!" Fourteen shouted with white eyes, then looked at Lord Matsudaira with a pale face again, sighed and persuaded: "In short , the goal is to make those boys give up, right? As long as I act a little bit, I can easily get rid of them. "

"Ho~ It seems that you are quite confident," Mr. Matsudaira stood up and turned to face Shi Shi, "Since you have mentioned this, Shi Shi, I will leave it to you to try."

"Uncle, you can't trust this kind of person," Sougo persuaded. "Didn't this guy betray us at the last amusement park without any hesitation? If you want me to say it, I'll give them three enema first. Then let them all play tuba in one fell swoop.”

"But, Ms. Lizi is a girl who "will still like her boyfriend even if he is in front of him." I was knocked away by you just by being in front of you. How to capture it like this? fourteen? " Kondo said.

"And it's too troublesome, isn't it? Aren't the police's time tight? Isn't it better to kill them directly? It can also save time." Jiang Cheng frowned and murmured with his chin propped up.

"Wait...wait a minute," Lord Matsudaira stopped, and then stared closely into Shi Shi's eyes, "Since that guy Shi Shi has talked about this, it just so happens that he will pay the debt from the last time at the amusement park. Pay it back. Now, Fourteen, can you do it for me? You can definitely do it for me, right? Uncle, I'm looking forward to it."

Fourteen responded impatiently.

Jiang Cheng and the others, who were still standing on the roof of the building, looked through the quasi-view at Shi Shi who was walking towards the convenience store step by step.

"Speaking of which, boss, do you have nothing to do today?" Sougo asked out of boredom.

"Ah, Yueyue said she won't let me go back until tonight." Jiang Cheng replied casually, but then he thought of something, and the corner of his mouth curled up slightly, "Did Sougo-kun think of some fun [game] again?"]Yet?"

"Ah, although it's not a fun game, it can add some spice to such a boring day." After saying that, Sougo showed a hint of a sinister smile on his face.

"I see, I understand. Then, let's get started." Jiang Cheng also had a sinister smile on his face.

"Well, uncle," Sougo raised his hand and said, "There are three people on the other side. Is it too risky to let the deputy chief go alone? I apply to join the deputy chief's team."

"Me too." Jiang Cheng agreed.

(End of chapter)