"Okita-kun is a rival of fate. One day, he learned that you were a pen pal with a cute girl, so he planned to fight for love!" Gintoki explained seriously, holding his hands, "Put the first number of the new eight-year-old girl I crumpled the letter and sent my photos. After that, I saw that the relationship between Xinbaji and Xiaoli was getting better and better. I was jealous that the date you met would definitely take away Xiaoli’s purity!"
After saying that, Gintoki stood up directly, pointed his index finger at Shinpachi and continued: "But! The one who appears now is [Shit]!"
"You don't need to poop! Just say my name normally to me!" Xinbajiu argued, "Anyway, I understand, but isn't this very artificial? Doesn't it really matter?"
But at this moment, Sougo's voice suddenly came through the walkie-talkie in Jiang Cheng's hand: "Reality is sometimes more artificial than fiction."
"Okita-san..." Shinpachi looked at the walkie-talkie in Jiang Cheng's hand and murmured in disbelief.
"Well, it's easy to understand this way, isn't it great?" Sougo's voice sounded from the intercom again, "I don't bother to remember complicated things."
"Is this really okay? Okita-san, I want you to do this kind of thing for me..." Shinpachi said a little embarrassed.
"After all, I owe the two bosses a lot of favors," Sougo replied, "and Kondo-san also added new rules to the law. Article 46: You must hate Master House, but you must only hate Shinpachi. Treat him gently, or he will commit seppuku if he violates it.”
"How disgusting! He really targeted his brother-in-law's position!"
"Actually, there is another thing that I am more concerned about," Sougo continued, "It seems that Xiaoli's sister has also come to Edo. Now that sister is lost, Xiaoli is worried about this."
"Sister? Is she the one mentioned in the letter?" Shinbachi murmured.
"What should I do? Now is not the time to flirt with her." Sougo replied.
"Sister? Isn't it easier to persuade that kind of person when he's not around?" Gintoki plucked his ears with his little finger disapprovingly, "This is an excellent opportunity. Contact the police to deal with it casually, and then continue dating."
"Boss, I am the police." Sougo reminded.
"Isn't the best time to pick up girls when a woman is restless and during a drunken graduation ceremony? This is the golden rule," Gintoki replied casually, and then looked at Shinpachi aside, "Isn't it? Shinpachi Chirp.”
"Well, I really can't hold it in anymore," Jiang Cheng said with some pain, and at the same time threw the walkie-talkie in his hand to Gintoki, "I'm sorry, I will definitely talk to you when I get rid of the things in my stomach. Let’s meet up! Goodbye! Come on, New Eight!"
After saying that, Jiang Cheng clutched his stomach and walked away.
"It's true, he really sneaked away," Gintoki spat disdainfully, "Well, it's okay with him or without him. Anyway, he has no effect at all in front of this kind of carnivorous woman. Shinpachi, get ready. Yet?"
Just as Gintoki finished speaking, a submissive female voice suddenly came from behind him.
"Um, I'm sorry, Xin... Baji, was that Xin Baji you just said?"
Hearing the sound, Xin Bajiu turned his head slowly and mechanically with an ugly face. Looking at the girl in front of him who was wearing glasses and had evasive eyes, Xin Baji began to sweat on his face...
…
In an alley.
"Yes...I'm sorry!" Xinbaji knelt on the ground and lowered his head to Xiaoli's sister, "Sister! I'm really, really sorry!"
This is what Jiang Cheng saw after coming out of the toilet.
"Ah..." Xiaoli's sister covered her mouth and said in surprise, "Then you are me... my sister's pen pal, Shimura Shinpachi..."
"I didn't mean any harm!" Xinbaji raised his head and hurriedly defended: "I didn't want to hide anything! I definitely didn't think of anything obscene! I just think your sister is so dazzling! Your sister is so beautiful. It was shining! My eyes felt like they were burned! I thought it would be great if I could get a pen pal like this! I was thinking wrongly, so I tampered with the photos or something!"
Saying that, Xinbaji lowered his head again, "It's really bad, I'm really bad! I'm sorry! I will never get close to your sister again!"
Looking at Xin Bajia, who was about to overflow with tears from the corners of her eyes, Xiaoli's sister clenched her fists, as if she had made up her mind, and said, "I can understand, and I can also understand your mood."
"Sister..." Shinbachi raised his head and murmured.
"It's actually me who's bad," my sister bit her lower lip and murmured, "I should be the one who has to apologize. It's all my fault that everyone would..."
"Hey, what's going on now?" Jiang Cheng looked at Gintoki expressionlessly.
"How do I know!" Gintoki replied in a low voice, then took a step forward, laughed at Xiaoli's sister and tried to persuade her, "Well, although I don't know what the specific situation is, please don't hesitate. The discussion was so profound. Anyway, you two haven’t made a big mistake yet,”
With that said, Gintoki pulled Jiang Cheng aside, "If something unexpected happens, please remember that this person is the culprit and has nothing to do with me! If you want to be resentful, then resent him!"
"Hey! Don't put all the blame on others! If you are responsible, you should be responsible too!" Jiang Cheng shouted with his eyes rolled, then sighed softly and looked at Xinbaji and Xiaoli's sister, "Although it's true that Xin Baji said he was panicking, it's just two brats secretly making a pen pal. It doesn't matter."
"Yeah, it doesn't matter! It doesn't matter if you have a pen pal or something!" Gintoki crossed his hands and nodded.
"It's you! Aren't you two the ones who sent that photo?!" Xin Baji retorted.
"It's so noisy! Shut up! You despicable guy!" Gintoki retorted without thinking, holding his hands and frowning, "We just gave our little brother a few suggestions when he was troubled! As the eldest brother, as the leader of life senior!"
"Yes, yes! I just made a few suggestions! There are no faults or anything!" Jiang Cheng said with a smile and turned away.
"You two are just panicking for free!!"
"Right? Sister, you can understand, right?" Gintoki looked at Xiaoli's sister who was standing aside, "Although he has been staying at home, he broke his shackles and came here because he was worried about his sister, right? Isn't it very touching? It’s something that’s happening, right? Xin Baji.”
"No... it's not like that," my sister held the clothes on her chest tightly with her hands, raised her head and said weakly, "I am not such a great person, I... I..."
"No, no, no, no!" Gintoki quickly shouted, "Don't just enter that mode! Stop it! It makes us feel like we have done something very bad. Please, stop it!"
After saying that, Gintoki raised his head and patted Jiang Cheng hard on the back, and whispered: "It's your turn! Aren't you the best at dealing with women? Please!"
"Huh?" Jiang Cheng turned around and pointed at himself and said doubtfully, "Don't say such unclear words, and you don't even know what the situation is now."
"Please, Jiang Chengsang!" Xin Baji begged, "Anyway, please rest assured, sister!"
"Even if you say so..." Jiang Cheng murmured, but after seeing Xin Baji's serious expression, he could only sigh, "Well, forget it, we agreed in advance, this is what you asked me to do Oh, if something unexpected happens, I will absolutely not be responsible!"
Xinbajiu nodded heavily.
"It's really troublesome." Jiang Cheng scratched his head impatiently, then took a step forward, came to Xiaoli's sister, and pushed her against the wall.
"That...that..." Xiaoli's sister protected her chest with her hands and was about to say something, but before she could finish speaking, Jiang Cheng came closer and whispered into Xiaoli's sister's ear.
"Now, forget all about my sister. Now, how about you go do something more interesting with me?"
"There is... something interesting..." Xiaoli's sister blushed.
"Ah, that's a very interesting thing," Jiang Cheng continued, while quietly making an OK gesture with his other hand towards Shinpachi and Gintoki.
Seeing this, Ginzai breathed a sigh of relief and patted Shinpashi next to him, "Yoshi, it's okay now! You don't have to worry about my sister at all!"
Shinpachi nodded expressionlessly with a dark face.
But at this moment, a pretty girl holding a cigarette and carrying a shopping bag happened to pass by, and happened to see this scene, which was like a scene of bad students forming a group to bully an honest school girl who had just finished class.
At that moment, he took out several kunai from his arms without any explanation and threw them out.
Gintoki, Jiang Cheng and Xin Baji, who were shot into targets, rushed to the street, but because of this, Xiaoli's sister escaped from Jiang Cheng's clutches.
"Hey, are you okay?" Yue Yong stepped forward, glanced at the three men lying on the ground who were twitching, and then turned his attention to Xiaoli's sister.
"Ah, it's okay, thank you." My sister replied quickly, then ran towards Xin Baji and asked concernedly, "Are you okay? Xin Baji?"
"What are you doing?! Yueyue!" Jiang Cheng pulled out the kunai from the back of his head while getting up, and shouted with his eyes rolled, "Why do you have to appear at such a critical moment! The boss has just lost his health, okay? ?! Why do you have to cause trouble at this time! Thanks to you, all my efforts have been in vain!"
"Shut up, you scumbag." Yue Yong glanced at Jiang Cheng and said coldly.
"Hey! Don't talk nonsense to me! Who is the scum?! I'm just helping Xin Baji!" Jiang Cheng retorted.
"Yeah! Don't think that anyone's head is as hard as that idiot! Smelly bitch!" Gintoki shouted with his eyes rolled after getting up.
(End of chapter)