Maybe a Fake Gintama

Chapter 32: Dog odor is something you are born with! On Elizabeth

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Another half hour later…

"I feel like my thoughts are drifting further and further away, and my body is also light. Can I proceed to the third step now?" Hasegawa asked aloud.

"That's not enough! Change your foot and continue!"

"Hi!" Hasegawa said, changing his foot and continuing to stand independently.

But at this time, the Wanshiwu group and the [Baihua] group led by Yue Yong met in the park...

The two teams were speechless as they looked at Jiang Cheng who kept scolding Hasegawa.

"What are you doing! Hundan!" Yue Yong took the lead and threw several kunai.

"Ah, isn't this Yue Yong? Why are you here?" Jiang Cheng climbed up and said while pulling out the kunai stuck in his forehead.

"You're asking why?! You're an idiot! Absolute idiot! Why don't you go back to Yoshiwara and do such boring things here?!" Gintoki kicked Jiang Cheng over, and said as he stepped on it, "It's just You acted in a play, and you actually took it so seriously! You are an idiot! An absolute idiot! Can you go back quickly and stop causing trouble to others!"

"What is a boring thing! Is it boring to help madao, who has lost everything but only retains his freedom, to find the true meaning of life?!" Jiang Cheng said and was about to start a long speech, but Yue Yong did not give him this chance. He directly ordered the security guards to drag the bruised Jiang Chenggong away.

"Wait, wait," Jiang Cheng shouted quickly, but he couldn't get away from the security guard. In the end, Jiang Cheng could only shout to Hasegawa, "The last step is to throw away your sunglasses. I feel true freedom! Come on! Even my share of freedom will be handed over to you! madao!"

Then nothing happened. Jiang Cheng was dragged to the ground by the security guard. The people following Yoshihara walked further and further away, leaving only a long blood mark on the ground...

"Well, it's true that people who have lost their freedom are teaching people who have freedom what freedom is. Doesn't it really matter?!" Xin Baji said speechlessly.

"Well... can we proceed to the third step now? I feel that my consciousness has been freed, as if I saw a river, that..." Hasegawa couldn't help but say at this time.

"No, you will be truly free from now on. Maybe you can freely choose your next life." Shinpachi looked at Hasegawa, who was still standing there and was independent. He didn't know what to say...

At night, Hasegawa was discovered by a kind passerby and taken to the hospital...

Jiangcheng, who returned to Yoshiwara, also caught a cold after being soaked in the rain for a long time...

Three days later…

"Ah? Training Sadharu? Why?" Jiang Cheng asked, looking at Gintoki and Shinpachi in front of him.

"Um... Actually, I saw a competition with pets, so I thought... However, Sadaharu didn't listen to us at all. Even if Kagura-chan was commanding, both of us were covered in injuries..." Shinpachi squirmed. Said pinchedly.

But just after he finished speaking, Jiang Cheng had already sent the two of them out of the door and closed the door, "Sorry, I just got over my cold. I don't want to participate in any outdoor activities for the time being."

"Wait a minute! You can share half of the prizes you get from participating in the competition! Maybe I can give you the latest FPS game!" Gintoki shouted while knocking on the door.

Just after shouting, Jiang Cheng had already opened the door and stood in front of the two of them. "Why don't you act quickly!" He pulled the two of them out.

"We agreed, it's the latest limited edition Half-Life Commemorative Edition." Jiang Cheng said as he walked.

"That? You can't buy that even if you have money?!" Gintoki covered his mouth just as Shinpachi finished speaking.

"No problem! Absolutely no problem at all!" Gintoki said.

"It's agreed!"

In the park, Gintoki and Shinpachi were speechless as they looked at Sadaharu, who was trained by Jiang Cheng to make every move extremely standard. Kagura was standing by happily applauding and constantly encouraging Sadharu.

"Sure enough, Sadaharu was so obedient when facing Jiang Chengsang." Xin Baji said helplessly.

"In this case, this competition will definitely not fail! The champion is definitely in the bag! The luxurious prize is ours!" Gintoki said with a smile.

"No, what about the FPS game you promised Jiang Chengsang? It's absolutely impossible to get it! It's absolutely impossible to get it! How are you going to explain it afterwards?"

However, Gintoki looked indifferent, "Don't worry, you can fool me with Contra or something when the time comes. At worst, you can just buy a Xiaobawang learning machine in the second-hand market."

"It's definitely two different things! It's definitely not possible!"

"Ah? What's wrong? Isn't an FPS game just a gun game? There is no difference at all."

"Hey! You apologize to all FPS game players! Apologize to FPS game players all over the world! No, it's not an apology. Go and commit seppuku, you soul!" Shinbaji couldn't help but complain.

But just after they finished speaking, Katsura and Elizabeth appeared behind Shinpachi and Gintoki.

"Hey, what are you doing?" Gui looked at Jiang Cheng, who was training Sadaharu not far away, and asked Yinshi and Shinpachi in confusion.

"What, it turns out to be a wig." Gintoki turned around and said.

"It's not a wig, it's Gui." Gui continued, "I said, I'm asking what on earth are you doing?"

"Don't you understand?" Kagura walked towards Gui at this time, "We are teaching Sadharu skills."

"Oh, that's right." Gui nodded and said.

At this time, Jiang Cheng also came over and said to Sadaharu, who had been scolded by him for a long time: "Sa, go play with your silver-haired natural curly owner."

After saying that, Sadharu rushed towards Gintoki in an instant and took Gintoki's head into his mouth.

"What a good relationship. It seems that Sadaharu really likes you, Gintoki." Jiang Cheng sighed, but the next moment he saw Gui beside him, "It turns out to be a wig, what are you doing here? ?”

"It's not a wig, it's Gui!" Gui said, "Just like you, I just bring my pet for a walk in the park."

At this time, Jiang Chengcai discovered the mysterious creature next to Gui, "What is this?!"

"It's not nothing, it's Elizabeth!" Gui corrected seriously.

"It feels so disgusting." Jiang Cheng complained.

"That idiot Sakamoto forced it on me a few days ago. He probably picked it up from a certain planet. He seems to be as obsessed with his space navigation as ever..." Gui explained.

"Sakamoto? Ah, that man with a loud voice. It's been a long time since we last met, but he's still alive. It's incredible." Jiang Cheng sighed, "But don't you hate creatures other than the earth?"

"How can you tell me how to hate something like this that can't even think!" Gui retorted, "Besides...don't you think it's cute?"

After saying that, Jiang Cheng instantly turned to stone. It took him a long time to recover, and he came to Elizabeth and looked left and right.

"I didn't notice anything cute, but why does Elizabeth smell like a middle-aged uncle?" Jiang Cheng looked at Gui and asked.

At the same time, Kagura also came over, and after smelling it, she also looked at Gui, "It's really Aru! It really smells like a middle-aged man! It's exactly the same as the smell of bald dad!"

"What nonsense are you talking about! This is Elizabeth's stink! It's exactly the same as the smell of dog on a dog!" Gui retorted again, "Although it smells like an uncle's stink! But, this is Elizabeth's stink!"

At this time, Gincai finally broke free from Sadharu's mouth, but his face was already covered in blood.

"It's impossible for Gintoki to train this dog well alone. Sure enough, did he ask you for help?" Gui looked at Sadaharu and Jiangcheng again and said.

"I don't know. It's just that Gintoki said he wanted to participate in some pet competition. If he wins first place, he can give me the latest FPS game. It's a simple deal." Jiang Cheng replied.

"Besides, Sadharu will be on TV this time~" Kagura touched Sadharu beside him and said at the same time.

"We are undergoing special training for this!" Gintoki took over and said to Gui, "Of course it has nothing to do with a wanted criminal like you."

"Hey, you didn't tell me about being on TV!" Jiang Cheng looked at Gintoki with disdain and said.

"Does it matter? As long as you win first place, I can give you all the games no matter what! I swear!" Gintoki said, raising his hands.

"Really?" Jiang Cheng still didn't believe it.

"Really!" Gintoki said at the same time, covering Shinpachi's mouth.

"If you dare to go back on your word..." Jiang Cheng said with a fierce look on his face, and even Sadaharu on the side was startled.

"How is it possible? I will never regret it!" Gintoki promised again.

"Then, let's train again! Sadharu, practice jumping into the air and spinning 720 degrees before landing on the ground. One more degree won't work~" Jiang Cheng said as he dragged the shivering Sadhar. Lu is gone...

"What the hell is spinning 720 degrees in the air?! Is there such a training?! What on earth is training for such an event?! Are you going to dive!!" Shinbachi complained.

But Gui, who was ignored by the side, stood there thoughtfully...

Finally, the time came for the day of the competition.

The four of Jiangcheng, Gintoki, Kagura, and Shinbaji brought Sadaharu to the seventh session of the Universe's No. 1 Monster Pet Grand Prix.

"This is the cosmic creature from Kabukicho, Sadaharu-kun, and his owners, the Sakata family!" Following the host's introduction, the four of them and Sadaharu officially stepped onto the stage.

“The winning team will have the right to challenge the previous champion, Mr. Songzao Mu’s MISS GARTER BELT!”

Just as the host finished speaking, a sea lion humanoid creature holding a red wine glass appeared on the big screen in front of Jiang Cheng and the others.

It must be the previous champion that the host mentioned.

"Come here!" the sea lion humanoid shouted. At the same time, his pet also howled. What made Jiang Cheng speechless was that his pet was also a sea lion...

(End of chapter)