Yoshihara, Haruta, who was watching TV in the room, was stunned when he saw Jiang Chengdu appearing on the TV, and quickly shouted: "Mom! Sister Yueyong! Brother Jiang Cheng is on TV!"
Then, Yue Yong walked in pushing the sun wheel.
Looking at Jiang Cheng on the TV, Yue Yong's head was full of black lines, "Didn't that idiot say he wanted to buy the latest game?! Why would he participate in such a boring program!"
"You said that, why did you click on the recording button?" Nichiwa said with a smile.
"I just want to record this idiot's stupidity!" Yue Yong said through gritted teeth.
…
"Hey, who is the owner of those two and who is the pet?" Jiang Cheng asked in a low voice to Xin Baji beside him.
"It's the master who can speak, right?" Xin Bajiu whispered back.
"Huh? Speak? Language? Don't you think it's weird? If they are all sea lions, they can communicate, right? I mean communicating in [Sea Lion Language], so what's the point of speaking Japanese? Don't you think it's weird? ?New Yatsura-kun." Jiang Cheng complained in a low voice, "That one is definitely a violation, right? It's the same race as the pet. Just like if I take Gintoki to participate in the pet competition, have we got the rules wrong? Now? I should be allowed to take Gintoki into the competition, wouldn’t it be easier to win? After all, it’s easier for people of the same race to communicate, isn’t it? Hello?”
"I'm not a sea lion! I don't speak sea lion language! I'm an Earthling! An Earthling! This is just a hood!" Songzao Mu on the other side of the screen finally couldn't help shouting and at the same time pulled the sea lion hood covering his head. He said, "This is just to express the relationship between me and my cutest MISS GARTER BELT! The relationship between an owner and a pet!"
"Souga, why don't you just say no? It's easy for people to misunderstand you, okay? Also, it's hard to remember a pet with such a long name, okay? Readers will have opinions, okay? Say it again, okay? It will take up a lot of words, okay? I'm a lazy writer, what if I copy and paste it several times?" Jiang Cheng held his chin and chattered, "Um, what's your pet's name?"
"Sea Lion [MISS GARTER BELT]!" Songzao Mu replied with a proud look on his face.
"What's the sea lion [MISS...] about?" Jiang Cheng closed his eyes and thought hard.
"MISS GAIYA BT Aru." Kagura reminded from the side.
"Hey! Why has Gaia come out! That sea lion must have evolved too fast!" New Eighth barked wildly.
"So ga so ga, miss bt, let's call it BT for short, it's easier to remember." After saying that, Jiang Cheng ignored the furious Mr. Songzao Mu, waved his hand and said casually, "Well, you and your Wait for that BT! The championship is definitely ours!"
"It's [MISS GARTER BELT]! Not BT!" Mr. Songzao Mu stood up so angry.
"It's not BT, is it DT? It's such a good name, it's simple and easy to remember." Jiang Cheng praised, "Then wait for us with your DT, see you soon~" After Jiang Cheng finished speaking, he waved his hand. The host also turned off the big screen in front of Jiang Cheng and others. (DT: It means virginity.)
"Well, the one who is clinging to Mr. Sakata is Sadaharu-kun, right?" The host said and handed the microphone to Gintoki.
At this time, Sadharu is lying behind Gintoki...
But before Gintoki could answer, Jiang Cheng ran over first, got in front of the host, grabbed the microphone and said, "No, it's just an ordinary teething stick!"
"Teething stick? Does a teething stick look like this?" the host asked in confusion.
"Ah, there are all kinds of teething sticks on the market now. This is a silver-haired natural curly human-shaped teething stick specially customized for Dingchun!" Jiang Cheng replied, and at the same time, Jiang Cheng also slightly glanced at Gintoki beside him, It seems to be saying: If you dare to speak, you will be destroyed! Must win!
"Isn't that really a real person? He's already bleeding. Is that blood?" the host asked, pointing to Gintoki's bloody face bitten by Sadaharu.
"Of course not! It's just strawberry milk as bright as blood!" Jiang Cheng replied righteously.
The host didn't believe it, so he came up and smelled it, "Really! It really smells like strawberry milk!"
At this time, Xin Baji looked at the judges who kept looking at him, and finally calmed down. [It seems that he has been fooled.] Xin Baji thought like this, and breathed a sigh of relief, [As expected of Jiang Chengsang !]
At the same time, Jiang Cheng secretly made an OK gesture towards Xin Baji.
"Then, let's invite the next team!" As the host's voice fell, the door behind everyone opened again, and then the host's voice sounded again, "The next strange pets are cosmic creatures. Little Elizabeth and her owner, Captain Universe Fake Mr. Alfa!”
Seeing Gui with Elizabeth, dressed in pirate clothes and wearing a skull eyepatch, Jiang Cheng and the others were speechless.
"What are you doing, that idiot!" Gintoki complained in a low voice, "The guy who was named wanted, why did he dress up in order to appear on TV."
"It seems that he really likes that pet." Xin Baji sighed with emotion.
"Hmph, Kagura-chan, I'll give you a mission. Kill that strange penguin. The championship must be ours!" Jiang Cheng said fiercely, "The Half-Life Limited Edition can only be mine!"
"Understand Aru!" Kagura said and raised her umbrella towards Elizabeth.
However, Shinpachi quickly hugged Kagura with his quick eyes and hands, "What are you doing! Jiang Chengsang! Stop making trouble!"
"Ah? I think I heard your teether talking just now? What's going on?" the host asked doubtfully.
"Ah, it's actually similar to a screaming chicken." Jiang Cheng said nonchalantly.
"Souga," the host said, turning his head to Gui again, "Well, fake Mr. Afa, Captain of the Universe, what does it mean in a nutshell?"
"In a nutshell, he's the captain of the universe," Katsura replied.
"Huh?" The host was a little confused, but continued, "You will compete with Xiao Dingchun over there, and the winner will participate in the finals. How confident are you?"
"That's just a bigger dog. The Taro from my hometown is also that big." Gui glanced at Jiang Cheng and said.
"What are you talking about! Soul-light wig!" Gintoki was unhappy when he heard this, "A penguin monster like you can turn on the faucet in my hometown and a lot of it will flow out!"
"Who believes you! Don't tell lies like this that no one believes!" Xinbaji yelled in a low voice, "Also, you are a teething stick now! A teething stick!"
"Um, I think I heard your teether talking again just now..." The host frowned and looked at Jiang Cheng.
"Oh, that one, that one, it's just a Screaming Chicken Teething Stick with a computer chip added to it." Jiang Cheng said in a serious manner.
"Souga, then, let's start the competition directly!" The host said and opened his hands, "It's time to show yourself!"
The audience applauded.
"Then in the first round, please fully demonstrate your respective charms! Although it has been repeated many times, the judges are invited to give scores with a unique and biased attitude! So, first of all, please let the humanoid screaming chicken equipped with a computer chip grind its teeth. Great Sakata family!”
The host had just finished speaking, and Jiang Cheng couldn't wait.
"Sadaharu! The air is turning 720 degrees! Come on~!"
After Jiang Cheng finished shouting, Dingchun jumped directly into the air, like somersaulting, and landed successfully after spinning twice in the air. If there was any surprise, it was Gintoki who was still in Sadharu's mouth. As Sadharu landed, Gintoki was also thrown heavily to the ground.
"Turn right side 720 degrees, again!"
Following Jiang Cheng's instructions, Dingchun jumped into the air again, spun sideways for two weeks before landing again, and of course Gintoki...
"Turn left 720 degrees! Again!"
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"Turn backwards 720 degrees! Again!"
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"I can't bear to watch anymore..." Looking at Gintoki who had been knocked unconscious long ago, Shinpachi covered his face, "Sure enough, Jiang Chengsang is also a natural S..."
"Yoshiyoshi, Sadharu!" Kagura praised, and looked at Gui at the same time, "You see it, Aru?! This is the result of special training!"
"Result? Stop joking!" Gui snorted, "Dingchun has been trembling from the beginning to now! It's like saying [If you don't follow the instructions, you will definitely die!], this is not the right thing to do with pets at all. The way to get along!…”
However, Jiang Cheng didn't listen to half of his words. Instead, he walked off the stage, grabbed a piece of photography equipment and rushed on stage again, taking violent pictures of Kagura, Dingchun, and Shinbaji.
"Kagura-chan, please be more natural with your expression! Relax your movements! Are you ready for your acceptance speech?"
"Xin Baji, you too! Relax, it's just that you won an award in the last show!"
After Jiang Cheng finished speaking, Xin Bajia really coyly took out a piece of crumpled paper.
Xin Baji looked at the camera and was about to start reading, but was interrupted by the host before he started.
"What are you doing?! The competition isn't over yet!" the host reminded, "Elizabeth-chan here has just finished showing her talent! The judges haven't started scoring yet, okay?"
At this time, Jiang Cheng, Xin Baji, and Kagura turned around and saw that Elizabeth was still holding a paintbrush in her hand, and there was a painted portrait in front of her. To be precise, it was an abstract montage portrait, with the slant of the sun. In terms of temperature and air humidity, the painting may be of Gui and Elizabeth.
"I told you beforehand that I hate abstract art." Jiang Cheng looked disdainful.
"No one asked you if you like it!!" The host almost collapsed, "Well, now we ask the judges to rate the two pets. But I have to say, both pets are very good!"
After saying that, the scores of the two teams were quickly displayed on the scoreboard.
Dingchun 500:Elizabeth 500
"Haha, it looks like they are really evenly matched." The host said with emotion again.
"Are you kidding! How can that kind of trained beast be better than our Elizabeth! Look!" Gui pointed to the painting, "These lines are full of tension! The characters with full expressions! And the emotions shown by Elizabeth! That’s nothing compared to that… Wow!”
Before Gui could finish speaking, he was slapped by Jiang Cheng.
Jiang Cheng turned around, smiled at the host and said, "Then, let's start a new round of duel quickly!"
(End of chapter)