Maybe a Fake Gintama

Chapter 34: The outcome of life is determined by no one shouting Start!

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"Then, after the commercial, let's move on to the second game!" After the host finished speaking, it was finally time for the intermission.

"It's not good. It seems that the white penguin is not easy to deal with..." Jiang Cheng muttered, and then looked at Kagura, "Kagura, if it doesn't work..." Jiang Cheng made a gesture of wiping his neck. .

"What terrible things are you talking about with a clear face! Enough!" Xin Baji finally couldn't help it, "I can only believe Sadharu. I just secretly heard that the second game was related to physical strength. We It’s more advantageous, after all, Elizabeth doesn’t look like she has good physical strength.”

"Don't worry! We can definitely win Aru!" Kagura said vaguely while putting rice into her mouth.

"Hey, where did you get the lunch box from?" Shinpachi asked, squinting his eyes.

"Behind the studio." Kagura replied vaguely.

"The game hasn't ended yet. What's the point of taking the initiative to eat a lunch box! It's unlucky! It's unlucky! Throw it away!" Shinpachi said and started to grab the lunch box in Kagura's hand. "Even if you want to eat it, you can't eat it." It should be for Yin Sang, who is lying on the ground over there!"

"Gintoki, I will avenge you!" Jiang Cheng said while wiping his tears, "Leave all Elizabeth and DT to me!" As he said that, Jiang Cheng put the wild flowers picked randomly on the ground in front of him. Lying on the ground, Gintoki rolled his eyes.

Then Jiang Cheng stood up and walked away, leaving time for other family members.

"Sa, go say goodbye to the body. I believe Sadaharu and I will definitely take revenge for Silver Time." Jiang Cheng said as he picked a small yellow flower from the ground and handed it to Xin Baji.

"What's the point of revenge? Isn't it all caused by you and Sadharu?! You're such a natural S!" Shinbaji complained, "Also, he just rolled his eyes and fainted! He's not dead yet!"

"Gin-chan~!" Kagura lay on Gintoki while crying and shouting. It was as touching as it could be. The scene was comparable to a certain actress on a talent show, and Jiang Cheng instantly gave it full marks.

"Family members, don't be too sad, it will all get over." Jiang Cheng patted Kagura on the shoulder, with a look of sadness on his face, "We will always remember him!"

After saying that, Kagura turned around and threw herself into Jiang Cheng's arms. Just as the two were about to bury their heads and cry, they were kicked over by Shinbaji from behind.

"Are you two finished?" Xin Bajiao was completely helpless, "The competition is about to begin, okay!"

"Then, let's avenge Gintoki in the game!" Jiang Cheng climbed up and said, wiping the tears from the corners of his eyes that could only be seen with a 100,000 times magnifying glass, showing a look of perseverance.

"Yeah!" Kagura also looked determined.

"Sadaharu, for Gintoki! For my game! Let's work hard together!" Jiang Cheng shouted.

"Woof~!"

"Let's enter the second round of the showdown," the host shouted, standing in the middle of the two teams, and at the same time took out a bone from his arms, "The first one to get back the chicken bones I threw out is the winner. The owner can induce the pet. Just a reminder, if you win this game, you will get 30,000 points! Please work hard to challenge!"

Upon hearing this, Jiang Cheng and Gui turned their heads to express their dissatisfaction.

"Hey, host! What was the first duel just now?!" Gui said unhappily.

"Well, the first round is a warm-up match, and the second round is the main match!" The host raised a finger and said, "Then, the two teams tied in the first round. Do you have any dissatisfaction?"

"Of course! These lines full of tension! The characters with full expressions! And the emotions shown by Elizabeth! It's nothing compared to that... wow!" Gui once again took out the painting Elizabeth had just drawn and said, but before he could finish speaking, Jiang was once again Cheng knocked him down with a kick from behind.

"I have objections!" Jiang Cheng said immediately, "Can you not use chicken bones! It is very dangerous for dogs to swallow chicken bones by mistake! It is not easy to digest and can easily get stuck in the throat!"

"Huh? What you said makes sense. There are many cases of dogs dying due to swallowing chicken bones. So..." The host was interrupted by Jiang Cheng before he finished speaking.

"Well, I'll apply for Sadaharu's teething stick instead!" Jiang Cheng just finished speaking, and Kagura had already helped Gintoki, who was lying down, up.

At the same time, Jiangcheng came behind Gintoki in an instant, and was about to wave his umbrella at the same time as Kagura.

"One! Two!" Jiang Cheng shouted, and instantly, Gintoki... took off.

The direction is... The direction is where Songzao Mu and his sea lion pet DT are.

There was only a "boom" sound, and Jiang Cheng and Kagura slapped each other in an instant.

"Now, one of them has been killed! Well done, Kagura-chan!" Jiang Cheng said and extended a thumbs up to Kagura.

"Coach!" Kagura instantly fell to the ground and knelt down to the point of tears streaming down his face.

Shinpachi stopped thinking when he looked at Gintoki who was not alive or dead in the distance.

"Well... what should we do in the finals?" The host also stopped thinking.

"This is the final! Sa, Sadaharu, one cover~!" Jiang Cheng finished shouting, and Sadaharu immediately started running, running quickly in the direction of Gintoki.

At the same time, Gui also reacted, "Elizabeth, hurry up! Ha Yaku!"

After saying that, Elizabeth also rushed out.

"That...that I haven't said the game has started yet..." the host said weakly.

"Did anyone call for the start of the game of life?!" Jiang Cheng criticized seriously, "From birth, the victory or defeat of life has already begun!"

"Coach...!" The host knelt on the ground with tears streaming down his face.

"Hey! That's enough for you!" Xin Baji finally couldn't help shouting loudly.

"Well, now we see that Joharu-chan and Elizabeth-chan are running towards the teething stick that was just thrown at the same time." The host explained while wiping away tears.

"Hey, even though Elizabeth-chan seems to be at a disadvantage, she is actually on the same speed as Sadaharu-chan!" But just after he finished speaking, the host saw Elizabeth's exposed leg hair, "Ah, is it an illusion? In an instant, Why do I seem to see uncle-like leg hair? Hey, I see it again, uncle..."

But at this time, Gui had already put his sword on the host's neck, "Stop looking for trouble, Elizabeth has been training hard for this day! Do you know how hard she works?! Don't say uncle or anything like that anymore!" "

"Ah, Private Marseille." The host replied weakly, and at the same time began to explain the game again.

"It looks like Sadharu-chan is faster. There are only fifty meters left! Huh? What's going on? Why did the teething stick stand up? Why did it run in the other direction? Hello?"

"Actually, it's because of the computer chip." Jiang Cheng said blindly again, and then shouted loudly in the direction of Gintoki, "Why are you running away! Just let Sadaharu pick you back up! This will win or lose. Just win!”

"Are you kidding me! This stupid dog didn't even have a few lines from me today! If I give it a little more time to play with, I'll really want to get my lunch!" Gintoki shouted as he ran, "I don't want to finish! I'm the protagonist! It can’t be completed!”

"What nonsense are you talking about!" Jiang Cheng said and rushed out, as did Kagura. At the same time, Gui also rushed out, leaving only the host who looked confused.

"Well... what is the situation now..." the host asked weakly.

Xinbaji: "..."

"What a joke! If you can't win the championship, you can't get the Half-Life limited edition! Stop it!" Jiang Cheng shouted while chasing.

"Luxury prizes or anything like that are not as important as Gin-san's life! Yazudie~ I don't want them all! Whoever loves to be the champion can be the one~" Gintoki shouted as he ran, "I will give you Contra! forgive me!"

"Who wants that kind of thing! Stop! Gintoki!" Jiang Cheng realized that Gintoki was running really fast, and he couldn't catch up no matter how hard he chased.

"Kagura-chan!" Jiang Cheng stopped and looked at Kagura next to him, and Kagura understood and stopped.

The two of them raised their umbrellas at the same time...

"Boom!" Today is another day of nuclear neutrality.

Gintoki was blown up into the sky.

"Come on! Sadharu!"×2

However, just after Jiangcheng and Kagura finished shouting, Gintoki landed on the ground and ran away again without looking back, holding his head that was blown into pieces.

"Again! Kagura-chan!" Jiang Cheng shouted.

"Well, it seems that they can't be seen now, and the time of the show is almost up... that... the outcome..." The host said hesitantly, looking at Xin Baji who was standing aside.

Seeing this, Xin Baji couldn't hold back anymore and shouted in the direction of Jiang Cheng: "There is no Half-Life Limited Edition! They are all lies to you! There is none!"

When Jiang Cheng in the distance heard this, his face instantly turned dark. He didn't know where he got the strength from, but he rushed behind Gintoki in an instant and knocked Gintoki over with his kick.

Then there was a big melee, a melee between two pets and four humans (Esei, Gintoki, Katsura, Kagura)...

Finally, it was not until dusk that the melee came to an end. Jiangcheng dragged the dying Gintoki and Kagura rode Sadharu back to the competition venue at the same time. Gui and Elizabeth, who had already passed out, ignored them.

"Hey! Host, can we announce the results now!" Jiang Cheng shouted to the host.

"Yes, yes... but the program time has passed... the staff have already gone off work... the prizes have also been taken away by the staff..." the host replied tremblingly.

"What did you say?!!"

At night, Jiang Cheng returned to Yoshihara and his room in despair.

But when Jiang Cheng sat down in front of the computer in the room, he found that next to the computer was a limited edition of Half-Life that he had longed for.

"Humph! It's just a game!" Yue Yong stood behind Jiang Cheng and said.

"Yueyue~" Jiang Cheng was moved to tears and his face was full of tears. He turned around and was about to hug Yue Yong, but Yue Yong threw a kunai and hit his forehead, instantly falling to the ground and hitting him...

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Also: It’s really not good for dogs to eat chicken bones! A relative's Tibetan Mastiff was stuck to a chicken bone... It was really a Tibetan Mastiff...

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