"So! What tricks can you fools get together?" Gintoki said disdainfully.
Listening to Gintoki's cynicism, Fourteen was the first to express his dissatisfaction: "What are you talking about, kid?!"
"Hijikata-kun, please go and look in the mirror now. You will see an idiot! An idiot who looks exactly like you is looking at you in the mirror!"
"A much better idiot than the little OO who was transformed into a screwdriver!" Fourteen spat disdainfully.
"You're the one who's stupid, right? It's much better than having your whole body, including Little OO, transformed into a screwdriver, idiot!" Gintoki retorted not to be outdone.
However, except for Sougo and Yue Yong, no one noticed that Jiang Cheng, who was standing beside him, had his head lowered and his face was completely dark.
"Boss, you're welcome, please take it and use it." With that said, Sougo took out a rocket launcher and handed it to Jiang Cheng.
"Haha..." After taking the rocket launcher, Jiang Cheng raised his head expressionlessly, looked at the people on the table with a squinted smile, and then without thinking, pressed the trigger at Fourteen and Gintoki.
boom! ! !
Gintoki and Fourteen all turned into afros.
"What are you doing?! Bastard!" Gintoki cursed, "I was just speaking for you!"
"No offense! Just take care of your box screwdriver!" Jiang Cheng yelled, and as he said that, Jiang Cheng looked at Shi Shi who was aside, "And you! One bite at a time, do you want to die? !asshole!"
Seeing that the three of them were about to fight, Xin Baji quickly tried to persuade them: "Wait a minute, let's calm down first. In short, the online gathering is held to study future action strategies. Let's discuss it calmly and peacefully. Bar."
After hearing this, Jiang Chengyinshi and the other fourteen and thirteen people snorted coldly at the same time and sat down again.
Xin Baji looked at Shishiteen and Yue Yong who was sitting next to Jiang Cheng and then asked aloud: "In the end, our team did not collect any information about the player aliens. Hijikata-san and Miss Yue Yong, who are you?" How's the side?"
"Wait a minute! Before we talk about that..." Gintoki pointed to Shiju and Sougo standing aside, "By the way, why did you use that kind of look that caused other people to misunderstand? Because of your fault, four days were wasted. Time!"
Fourteen gently exhaled a puff of smoke and explained to himself: "No one is not interested in players who have the same appearance as themselves in the game. It is all a bait deliberately released to attract their attention, but I didn't expect it. Catching you irrelevant people.”
"Well, actually I have sent Baihua to search the two cosmonauts with the photos, but no useful information has been obtained yet." Yue Yong said suddenly at this time, and then looked at Jiang Cheng aside, "And even if We can't find those two game stars, we also have..."
Before Yue Yong finished speaking, she was suddenly interrupted by Jiang Cheng.
"Yueyue! There's no need to tell them about that!" Jiang Cheng folded his hands and snorted coldly.
But just then...
"Ah, I'm really sorry for being late." Gui, the cross screwdriver, stood at the door and rubbed the back of his head and said with embarrassment, "Hello everyone, I am Fruit Platter Samurai G."
"It seems like nothing was caught. The bait designed to catch small fish accidentally caught a big fish." Sougo said, looking at Katsura standing at the door.
Jiang Cheng/Yinshi:…
…
After handcuffing Gui who was sitting in his seat, Fourteen said: "This is your last meal before going to jail. What are you going to eat?"
"Then let's have some tripe," Gui replied.
"I'm sorry, please give this guy an additional piece of paralyzed raw meat." Sougo raised his hand and shouted.
…
After Sougo forcibly fed him a mouthful of paralyzed raw meat, which caused his whole body to turn green, Gui Cai finally reacted: "I fell into a trap! I didn't expect that the online gathering turned out to be a trap!"
"Are you an idiot? Why would anti-barbarian patriots attend the party?" Gintoki complained speechlessly.
"Even those with lofty ideals to resist the foreigners sometimes want to turn off," Gui explained, "and sometimes want to forget everything!"
"Your head is always in the OFF state, and the plug is disconnected from the contact point."
"What a bunch of idiots," Gui said dismissively of everyone's attitude. "Even if you catch me, the situation won't get any better. You all can't change the reality that you are a screwdriver."
"Actually..." Yue Yong just opened her mouth to say something, but was interrupted again by Jiang Cheng.
"No need, they won't do that anymore." Jiang Cheng shook his head and said softly, "Anyway, let's listen to what Wig has to say first. Although his head is indeed empty, he may have some key information. Maybe."
"!!"
Jiang Cheng's words attracted everyone's attention to Gui.
"Gui! Did you really get any useful information?!" Kondo said with a look of disbelief.
"Huh, who knows," Gui chuckled, then raised his tightly cuffed hands, "You have to have corresponding etiquette when asking for help from others, right?"
Seeing the troubled look on his director's face, Fourteen reminded him: "Kondo-san, don't fall for his tricks. This guy must be talking nonsense just to find a chance to escape."
"If you doubt me, take a look at this first," Gui said, raising his hand to find a folded piece of paper behind his head, "Then you will definitely not say that again."
Then, Gui unfolded the paper and saw that the so-called clue turned out to be just a recruitment advertisement for a driver.
(Driver and screwdriver have the same pronunciation.)
Seeing everyone's stunned speechless expressions, Gui Yang raised his lips, and then put the paper away again, "That's all I can show you. I want to know the contact information and interview location. If so, give me some tripe first."
Just as Gui finished speaking, Kagura stood up, jumped up, and kicked Gui in the stomach, "One portion of tripe!!"
"Why are you so obsessed with surviving as a screwdriver?!" Shinpachi couldn't help complaining, "Besides, it's simply a mistake! Where is the information about the player aliens? Idiot!"
"How could there be such a thing?" Gui, who had been beaten up by Kagura and Sougo with a bruised nose and face, sat up. "Are you still unwilling to face reality at this time? You should be able to feel it more or less, Now that there is no intelligence or means, it is impossible to catch the player star."
"Stop talking nonsense, are you giving up just because of this?" Shi Shi said disdainfully.
"Yes! We have to take back our original bodies! The victory begins now!" Kondo said seriously, but just after he finished speaking, a photo slowly fell from the back of Kondo's head.
Looking at the cross-shaped screw-shaped woman in the photo, Shinpachi wondered: "Kondo-san, this is..."
Kondo scratched his cheek in annoyance, and explained with some annoyance: "The third princess of the Screw Star, Princess Cross. In fact, we are currently discussing matters related to blind dates."
"Kondo-san, could it be that you..." Fourteen suddenly thought of something and looked at his director with wide eyes, "Have you forgotten the princess of the Orangutan Planet?! Have you already fallen in love with someone else?!"
"Hey! Don't lie to me!" Kondo immediately became anxious, "By the way, were you really planning to send me to the Planet of the Apes that time?! How many times have I explained it! It's not like that at all. ! I don’t like that orangutan at all!”
"Come again, come again," Sougo patted Kondo on the shoulder, "Needless to say, Kondo-san, we all understand. You gave up your own happiness for the sake of the Shinsengumi. We understand."
"Can't you just listen to my explanation?! Bastards! By the way, who said I liked that orangutan in the first place?!"
Jiang Cheng turned away silently and whistled, as if it had nothing to do with me.
"Don't act like it has nothing to do with you! Is it you?!"
"Don't continue arguing over such insignificant things," Gui suddenly stopped him. "What we should do now is neither continue to play monkey hunting nor waste time in the barbecue restaurant to discuss countermeasures. What we need is, as a The right consciousness is to live by using a screwdriver!”
After listening, everyone fell silent at the same time.
"No, actually even if we can't find the player star, we can still restore it to its original appearance." Suddenly, Yue Yong said lightly.
"Huh?!" Everyone looked over at the same time.
"Yueyue, didn't I say that? They will never accept that method," Jiang Cheng complained, "Don't underestimate our self-esteem!"
"Wait a minute, Jiang Cheng, what do you mean?" Gintoki asked, staring at Jiang Cheng.
"Is there really a way to return to the original body?!" Xin Baji said in surprise.
"Boss, stop being so pretentious and tell me what you have to say immediately." Sougo also looked at Jiang Cheng.
Looking at everyone's gaze, Jiang Cheng sighed heavily, then took out a few business cards from his arms and threw them on the table: "That's plastic surgery."
"Plastic surgery?"
"Ah, but plastic surgery can only restore our body to its original shape." Yue Yong explained, "I have contacted her before, and the other party also gave a positive answer."
"If you want to use it, just use it. Anyway, I will never restore my original body in this way," Jiang Cheng said casually, holding his cheek with one hand, "I can't rely on that kind of thing to restore my body. You will always have frustrations throughout your life, right?"
After saying that, Jiang Chengcai discovered that everyone who was still sitting in their seats had disappeared. Along with everyone, the business cards on the table disappeared.
Jiang Cheng, who had been speechless for a long time with his beady eyes narrowed, finally complained: "Where's the promised self-esteem?"
Yueyong:…
…
After walking out of the barbecue restaurant, Jiang Cheng and Yue Yong walked quietly on the way back to Yoshihara without speaking.
"you…"
"Don't say anything, I will never restore my body in that way!" Jiang Cheng replied with a decisive look.
Yue Yong fell silent.
Suddenly Jiang Cheng thought of something and stopped where he was, "Ah, I forgot! I forgot to tell them that that person is actually a person with a very weird temper. It doesn't matter to them, right?"
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(End of chapter)