Maybe a Fake Gintama

Chapter 353: Everyone has trouble remembering yesterday’s lunch

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Through the glass of the car, looking at the falling snowflakes outside the window and the thick snow accumulated on the ground, Jiang Cheng stretched lazily.

"In this weather, it's the right choice to go out and take a bath in a hot spring or something." Jiang Cheng sighed slightly, but when he turned his head and saw a woman sitting next to him, his expression changed slightly and he frowned. He grunted in displeasure, "But then again, why did you come with me? It's really annoying."

"It's just surveillance," Yue Yong said coldly, "An idiot who only stays in the house playing games twenty-four hours a day actually offers to go out for a hot spring bath. No matter how you think about it, it's not normal."

"How unreliable I am in your mind." Jiang Cheng complained silently, "Do I look like the kind of man who will easily go back on his promises?"

"It really doesn't look like that," Yue Yong shook her head, and then looked at Jiang Cheng with a serious look on her face, "I should say he is just that kind of man."

"Hey!!" Jiang Cheng was unhappy for a moment and shouted with rolled eyes, "Just stop it, bitch! It's such a cold weather, and having to bring you with you that will automatically cool down the surrounding environment is already my maximum tolerance, okay? Okay! Can’t you just keep your mouth shut with a heart like [Aliga Dai]?!”

"It's you who should shut up." Yue Yong replied calmly.

"Asshole!!" Jiang Cheng rolled his eyes and shouted, but then he felt relieved and sighed softly, "Forget it, I don't want to argue with you at this time. I just want to remind you, don't be too rude when you get there. After all, that aunt can be regarded as my benefactor."

"As long as you can do it without being rude."

"I really miss that time," Jiang Cheng turned his head and looked out the window with a gentle expression, "I almost starved to death because I couldn't eat for a long time. Fortunately, I was rescued by that aunt, so..."

Jiang Cheng did not continue, but Yue Yong looked at Jiang Cheng's thoughtful expression and secretly thought about something.

"Is there really no need to say hello in advance?" Yue Yong asked lightly, "If it is full, others will be troubled, right?"

"No, no," Jiang Cheng turned around and waved his hand, "How could such a shabby hot spring have so many guests, but there are only a few strange regular guests. It seems like someone I’m a god. The most important thing is that I don’t have my aunt’s contact information anymore.”

"Really..." Yue Yong said, turning her head and looking out the window, "But is there really a hot spring hotel in such a remote mountain?"

"Yes, yes." Jiang Cheng raised his lips and nodded, "There is absolutely nothing wrong with listening to me!"

"Really?" Yue Yong looked at Jiang Cheng with a suspicious look on his face, "Speaking of which, does your brain really remember the way clearly?"

"Hey, hey, hey! Who are you looking down on! Man, if you can even forget the location of your benefactor, that would be too bad!" Jiang Cheng argued without thinking.

"Ha, really?" Yue Yong looked suspicious.

"Anyway, you will definitely go in the direction I told you!" Jiang Cheng folded his hands and snorted, then looked out the window and said in surprise, "We'll be there soon!"

On the other side, the Wanshiwu trio and A Miao, who had just gotten off the bus and were wearing thick winter coats, stood on the road and looked up at their surroundings.

"We really entered a very deep mountain." Xin Baji glanced around and said with some emotion.

"According to my mother-in-law, this is a secret place that no one knows except acquaintances." Gintoki glanced around and replied casually.

"This season, all the hot springs everywhere have been booked." A Miao explained with a smile, then turned to look at the mountains behind her, "Being able to spend the winter vacation in a leisurely hot spring in a place like this is like a dream. "

But as soon as A Miao finished speaking, a black luxury car drove from a distance and braked suddenly in front of several people.

"Yin Sang, didn't you say that no one except acquaintances knew about it?" Xin Baji said speechlessly.

"Maybe he's an acquaintance." Gintoki said nonchalantly, then turned around first, "Let's go. It's someone I don't know anyway."

"I didn't expect that even rich people would come to a place like this," Xin Baji said with some emotion, "Looking at it this way, this must be a very famous hot spring."

However, as the car door was opened, Xin Bajie's expression suddenly became subtle.

Looking at the two extremely familiar figures walking out of the car, Xin Baji said expressionlessly: "Why are you here too?"

"I should be asking you, right?" Jiang Cheng snorted, folded his hands and asked, "Why are you here?"

"Oh, it's been so long, Jiang Chengsang, Miss Yueyong." A Miao greeted with a smile.

"Long time no see." Yue Yong nodded slightly.

After hearing Jiang Cheng's voice, Gintoki's face visibly clicked his tongue.

"Hey! What's that?! That attitude! It's so rude, you bastard!" Jiang Cheng rolled his eyes and cursed.

"Let's go, Shinpachi, Kagura. Encountering wild idiots in the wild happens from time to time. Don't approach or feed them easily, or you will be infected by the idiots." Gintoki didn't look back. reminded.

"Who are you calling an idiot?! Idiot!" Jiang Cheng cursed.

On the mountain path.

"What a coincidence. I didn't expect that Jiang Chengsang and you would also come here to soak in the hot springs," Xinbaji said with a smile as he walked, "By the way, did you also come here at the invitation of Granny Denshi? I heard that the proprietress here is I am an old friend of Granny Denshi. That’s why she takes special care of us."

"No," Jiang Cheng replied, holding his hands, "A few years ago, I was favored by the landlady here, but it's incredible to say that that lady actually knew the daddy downstairs in your house. "

"Yes, it's such an incredible fate."

"Speaking of which, you guys must not be too rude. After all, you are also my benefactor." Jiang Cheng reminded.

"Don't worry, Jiang Chengsang," Xin Baji said, patting his chest, "even we are not the kind of people who would be rude when facing other people's kindness."

"No, it's hard to talk to that idiot," Jiang Cheng looked at Gintoki, who was walking ahead of everyone, "That idiot would definitely be rude!"

"Although this possibility is very high, I will try my best to remind Yin Sang. Don't worry, Jiang Cheng Sang." Xin Baji quickly replied.

"I hope so," Jiang Cheng twitched his lips and replied casually, but then he suddenly thought of something, "No! Wait! Well, you and your sister are here, over there at the dojo? Qingta today But I wanted to follow you super super, but in the end I reluctantly went to the dojo to practice under the pressure of Nichirin. Are you worthy of Haruta like this?"

"That doesn't matter," A Miao said with a smile. "I have already left a small note for Haruta-kun. If he sees that, he will definitely understand. Moreover, I made the snacks this morning: eggs I also left it with Haruta-kun for the fever, so I can replenish my energy when I’m tired from practice.”

After listening, Jiang Cheng silently mourned for Haruta in his heart for 0.01 seconds.

At this time, on the other side, inside the Hengdao Hall.

Haruta wore the clothes of a disciple and stood in the empty dojo. While waving his sword, he muttered unhappily: "What the hell! It's so irresponsible! Why did you abandon your disciples at this time?" Go out for a hot spring bath?!"

"And Brother Jiang Cheng and Sister Yue Yong!" Qingta gritted his teeth and continued angrily, "You are all a bunch of unreliable guys! Bastards! Ha! Ha! Ha!..."

Seeing that he was getting closer and closer to the hotel, Gintoki suddenly said with a hint of suspicion: "I always have an ominous feeling. That daddy suddenly shows kindness, so there must be something hidden."

"If you can't accept other people's kindness frankly, you will have no future as a human being." Xin Baji reminded, "And didn't Jiang Chengsang say it? The aunt who runs this hot spring hotel is a good person. She once rescued someone. Crossing the river becomes a mulberry tree."

"Gintoki, if you doubt all good intentions in life, your life will be very difficult." Jiang Cheng spread his hands and complained with a frown, "In that case, you might as well die now. , if you die, you will be free. Speaking of which, do you need my help? I will be happy to do so."

"Shut up, idiot." Gintoki said impatiently.

The six people looked at the dilapidated small hotel in front of them and were stunned on the spot. In the low altitude above the hotel, countless crows were chirping and circling. No matter how you look at it, it doesn't look like there are people here, and there is no life at all.

Lifeless, like a cemetery, this is the true feeling of everyone except Jiang Cheng.

"I really miss it. I never thought I would have the opportunity to come here." Jiang Cheng sighed slightly as he looked at the signboard that read "Xianwangxiang" that was mostly covered by snow on the door.

"Wait a minute! Jiang Cheng-sang!" Xin Baji quickly grabbed Jiang Cheng, who was about to step through the door, "Are you sure this is really where you are?! Are you really not going the wrong way?! No matter how you look at this place, There’s only one abandoned house! I didn’t look at the map because you said you knew the way!”

Yue Yong snorted, with a hint of disdain, and said, "I knew it was impossible for this idiot to remember the road clearly, let alone what happened so long ago."

"Indeed, this idiot is the kind of person who can't even remember what he had for lunch yesterday. He will never remember such a thing." Gintoki nodded in agreement.

"There is no other way, Xinjiang, let you lead the way." A Miao said.

"No, not really. Although this place does look a little dilapidated, the food and hot springs here are excellent." Only then did Jiang Cheng turn his head and replied seriously.

"No, no, no, it's too suspicious! It doesn't look like there are any living people in this kind of place!" Xin Bajiao shook his head like a rattle, "Maybe Jiang Chengsang remembered it wrong, maybe we still Just follow the map.”

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