Maybe a Fake Gintama

Chapter 357: Self-deception is unacceptable!

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Seeing the embarrassment of the two of them, A Miao slowly knelt down and said slowly: "Stop hiding it and tell everything. We will listen carefully. No matter what we hear, we will Wouldn’t be surprised.”

After listening, Gintoki and Shinpachi were silent for a long time with their heads lowered, and finally decided to tell everything they saw.

"That...that..." Gintoki and Shinpachi raised their heads at the same time and said at the same time, "Actually..."

Before they could finish speaking, the door behind them was suddenly opened. The sound startled Gintoki and Shinpachi, and the truth they were about to say was swallowed back in their throats.

"It's snack time." The proprietress Aiwa, carrying a tray with a plate of peanuts, appeared behind Gintoki and Shinpachi, "I brought snacks for afternoon tea."

After saying that, Ayan smiled, but in the eyes of Gintoki and Shinpachi, this smile was more like a devil's smile.

"I'm so sorry, boss lady, I'm sorry to help you." A Miao said politely with a smile.

"Wherever you are, just feel free to treat this place as your own home." As she said that, the landlady leaned down and placed the wooden tray on the floor, then she knelt down and sat down, "Also, the bathhouse has been cleaned. After that, you can go whenever you want. We have to wait a little longer for dinner, because Jiang Chengjun’s appetite is a bit big, so I have to prepare for a while longer."

"Hi, thank you." A Miao responded with a smile.

Then, Ayan stood up with a smile, but in the process of getting up, he gently moved the corners of his mouth, and whispered something in a voice that only Gintoki and Shinpachi could hear...

"If you dare to speak out, I will kill you."

Looking at the back of the landlady who was slowly leaving, and looking at the landlady who was still feeding the stand-in peanuts as she walked away, Shinpachi and Gintoki broke out in cold sweat and fell into deep self-doubt.

[Lady boss! ! What...what's going on? ! That is...what!]Gintoki's whole body is not feeling well, [Who is that old woman?]

[She knows! ] Shinpachi looked at Gintoki, [The boss lady has completely noticed it!]

[What did you notice? ] Gintoki squatted in the corner, shivering and huddled up, crossing his arms and crossing his chest, [She was feeding the substitute with peanuts! It’s incredible, we have come to an incredible place!]

Immediately afterwards, Gintoki shrank suddenly and came to the conclusion in his heart: [This hot spring hotel is a death hotel where the old woman's yū...substitute is entrenched! !]

Afterwards, the two fell into an eerie silence, but just a few seconds later, as if they had agreed, they stood up at the same time, turned around at the same time, started running at the same time, and ran towards the door of the hotel, not even caring about their shoes. Wear it on top.

Kagura shouted a few times from behind, but the two of them didn't respond at all, they just ran away as hard as they could.

"Leave quickly! Even if it takes just a second, leave this hotel quickly!!" Gintoki said as he ran for his life, "You will definitely be eaten by those undead spirits if you stay in that place! Don't worry about it! The bus! Run down the mountain!"

"Hi!!!"

However, when they reached the halfway point of the mountain, they discovered that a huge stone with a diameter of more than a five-story building was blocking the way down the mountain.

Listening to the comforting sounds of passers-by on the other side of the stone, Shinpachi and Gintoki lowered their heads again and fell into an eerie silence.

After a long time, the two of them raised their heads and laughed bitterly, but it was a smile, but there were constant tears on their faces. In addition, if you look carefully, you will find that there are countless translucent stand-ins behind the two of them, baring their teeth and claws...

In the evening, after dinner.

In the women's hot spring, Kagura was soaking in the hot spring with a towel on her head and leaning against the stones nearby.

"Huh~" Kagura exhaled with a satisfied look on her face, "I'm so full, Aru. The food cooked by that aunt is really good. It's really comfortable to soak in the hot spring after eating."

"Indeed," A Miao was wrapped in a bath towel and sat on a stone nearby, squinting and smiling, "Although I was a little worried at first that this hot spring would be too old, it still looks pretty good from a standing perspective. It’s a hot spring, and the lady boss is also very nice.”

"It seems that idiot occasionally finds some reliable places." Yue Yong, who was leaning on the other side, held the bong in her hand even though she was soaking in the hot spring, took a puff and slowly exhaled.

"The best thing is that there are no other people at all, Aru, it's like a private dining room." Kagura stretched lazily and let out a heartfelt sigh, "Moreover, you can also eat delicious food. There’s no need to spend any money, it’s so good that I don’t even want to go back to Aru.”

"But having said that..." Ah Miao changed the subject and looked at Yue Yong aside, "This is the first time that Miss Yue Yong and I have taken a hot spring bath together. I always feel that there is something inexplicable about it."

"Is it because of Oppai Aru?" Kagura said.

"Kagura-chan, do you want me to push you under the hot spring and not be able to breathe for thirty minutes?" A Miao said with a smile.

"It's just something that gets in the way," Yue Yong disagreed, "It's too much of a hindrance during the battle."

"Miss Yueyong, this sentence is really irritating, you know?" A Miaopi said with a smile, but just after he finished speaking, he suddenly noticed something, couldn't help but smile, and then pointed to the side. Two monkeys in the hot spring, "Alas, it seems that the guests are not just us."

"Oh!" Kagura looked at the two monkeys and said in surprise, "Kondo, are you here too, Aru?!"

"No, Kagura-chan," Amiao corrected, "It's just a monkey in the mountains. I didn't expect that even the monkeys in the mountains came down to soak in the hot springs. I wonder if they are female monkeys who came here because of the beauty effects."

"His whole body is covered with hairy Aru, he is really a luxurious guy." Kagura curled her lips in disdain, "Only his butt is like pudding and he still enjoys Aru so much."

"But it's good to come to this kind of hot spring occasionally." A Miao smiled, and then shouted in the direction of the men's hot spring next door, "Yin Sang, Jiang Cheng Sang, how is the situation over there?"

"It's almost the same as your place," Jiang Cheng rested his hands on the stone beside the hot spring and replied lazily, "It's quite comfortable, but I don't know why Gintoki and Shinpachi seem to be a little uninterested. He didn’t look happy at all.”

"Ara, is it true?" A Miao shouted back, "Are you a little dizzy because you soaked for too long? Xinjiang, if you can't hold on, please get out."

"What a useless man." Kagura said disdainfully.

Looking at Nanyu again, Jiang Cheng looked at Gintoki and Shinpachi who were expressionless on the side, and couldn't help but said: "What on earth is going on with you two? You two are really weird today. If there is anything, why not just say it, after all, there are only three of us here. I will never laugh at you, absolutely."

"Hehehehe..." Gintoki tugged at the corner of his mouth, and then looked at the countless translucent avatars surrounding him and Shinpachi, "Three people? Are you sure? Can you really not see it? ?Are you really not pretending to be stupid?"

"Huh? What? Did you see anything strange?" Jiang Cheng asked doubtfully, and then glanced around, "No, not even a monkey."

"Hey... don't... stop joking," Gintoki's tongue began to tangle, "There are so many translucent and vapor-like substitutes, can you really not see them?"

"Substitute? You've been so nervous today, does it really matter to you two? If you really don't want to hang out, why not just go out?" Jiang Cheng suggested with a frown.

"Get... get out? Hehehe..." Gintoki turned around, with cold sweat on his face, "How... how to get out? Can you tell me where the road is? In this situation where the surroundings are tightly blocked by substitutes, can you tell me Where is my path?"

"What on earth are you talking about?" Jiang Cheng was puzzled, "You must have been in the bath for too long and your head has fainted. Your face is ugly, and you are sweating so much."

"Yin Sang, stop talking. Jiang Chengsang, who can't see the substitute, is different from the world we see." Xin Bajiu reminded him in a low voice with an expressionless face, "No matter how much you say, he understands. It won’t work.”

"What do you mean? What do you mean the world is different? Shouldn't we live in the same world?" Gintoki curled his lips, then turned his head, shook Shinpachi's shoulders vigorously, and shouted loudly: " Why? Why can this guy be so comfortable because he can't see the substitute? Then can we do it too?! As long as we ignore it, can we do it too! As long as we tell ourselves in our hearts that the substitute will be fine If it didn't exist, would it be possible to be like him? Answer me, New Eight!"

"Even if you do that, it's meaningless at all, Gin-san." Shinpachi replied expressionlessly, "I've told myself countless times in my heart, but it has no effect at all."

"Wait a minute..." Gintoki suddenly thought of something, "If you look carefully, these guys are all water vapor, right? No matter how much we say, we can't live in another world with this idiot. Yes, these are just water. It’s just steam, we still live in the same world!”

"No, not at all," said Shinpachi, sighing, "Speaking of Gin-san, it's time for you to accept reality, right?"

"No, it's just water vapor!" Gintoki said categorically, "Because I'm too scared to see the adult form or translucent look. New Yaji, you can try inhaling it, it will make you feel sick. "

"Why do you think I'm the same as a pregnant woman?"

"Don't worry so much, I asked you to suck it and see!" With that said, Gintoki pushed Shinpachi closer to a substitute.

"Ahhh!!!" Shinbaji had no time to break away, and looked at the substitute who was getting closer and closer, shouting in horror.

"It's so noisy. If you two want to quarrel, can you go out and quarrel?" Jiang Cheng frowned and complained.

"Just shut up!" Gintoki yelled, but just after he finished speaking, Gintoki suddenly found that all the substitutes around him had disappeared, and he suddenly felt happy, "Shinpachi, look, look, there is nothing." Well, it turns out to be steam, it turns out to be just water vapor!!"

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