Maybe a Fake Gintama

Chapter 358: Chapter 6 of Xianwangxiang

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"Hey, it's true!" Shinpachi looked around and said in surprise, then turned to look at Gintoki, "Gin-san, it's true, it's really just water vapor!"

When Gintoki saw clearly that Shinpachi had completed the transformation of himself due to inhaling a large amount of substitutes, he fell silent. After a few seconds, he put his hands together, lowered his head and said, "Anyway, I want to apologize first. I'm really sorry."

"Hey? Why? What happened?" Xin Baji asked in confusion.

"It's nothing, I just turned one hundred thousand and sixteen years old." Gintoki shook his head, his voice trembling slightly.

"Gin-san, everything is really gone." Shinpachi looked around again and found that in the entire men's bath there were only himself, Gintoki and Jiang Cheng who was sleeping on the rocks beside him. He was once again pleasantly surprised. Said, "As expected, it's just steam~"

"No, it's not steam, I'm sure of that." Gintoki lowered his head and replied expressionlessly.

"Let's go out now, I'm completely dizzy already." Xin Baji said as he walked towards the shore, "We!"

"Me? You just said me, right? You definitely said me, right?"

Gintoki looked at Shinpachi, who had already landed on the shore and tied a towel on his back.

"Why does my body feel so heavy?" Xin Bajie, whose voice has also changed into a human voice, asked in confusion.

Looking at the long drooping mosaic between Shin Yatsura's buttocks, Gintoki saw several black lines under his eyes, and his eyes twitched and silently complained: "That one has become as old as one hundred and sixteen years old, that one has also become You are like me. What should I do? I will definitely be hacked to death by A Miao!"

"What are you talking about?" Xin Baji asked doubtfully.

"Anyway, I apologize once again. I'm very sorry, Shinpachi-kun." Gintoki apologized sincerely again.

"Ha~" At this time, Jiang Chengcai sat up from the stone, rubbed his eyes and looked at Shinpachi and Gintoki, "Are you ready to go out? It just so happens that I'm a little sleepy too."

After saying that, Jiang Cheng stood up, picked up the towel on the side and tied it around his waist, turned around and walked towards Xin Baji...

In the changing room.

"Wait a minute, Jiang Cheng, in this situation, no matter how smart you are, you should have noticed it, right?" Gintoki put his hand on Jiang Cheng's shoulder and whispered.

"Ah? What's wrong?" Jiang Cheng, who had just changed his clothes, yawned, then turned his head to look at Gintoki, who looked nervous, and asked, "By the way, you have been a little nervous all day today. , what happened?"

"Take a closer look at Shinpachi's appearance, you bastard!" Gintoki reminded in a low voice.

"Xin Baji..." After saying that, Jiang Cheng looked at Xin Baji, who was still getting dressed, "It's nothing, isn't it the same as usual?"

"Give me a good look at his face, you bastard!"

"Face? What's wrong with your face? Have you gotten acne recently due to inflammation?" Jiang Chengzai looked at Xin Baji's face carefully, "No, it's very smooth."

"Although I have long known that you are an idiot, I never thought that you would be such an idiot. What are your eyes for? Do you want me to dig them out for you, you bastard!" Gintoki cursed.

"Hey! This sentence is really too much!" Jiang Cheng shook off Gintoki's hand with a look of displeasure, "I said, what on earth are you doing? It's been like this all day long, because you and I came to the same hotel Are you unhappy? Is that so?! Asshole! To tell you the truth, I’m unhappy too!”

After saying that, Jiang Cheng picked up the small wooden basin and followed Xin Baji, who had already changed his clothes and walked to the door in advance. At the same time, he still rolled his eyes and spat behind him.

[You can’t count on him at all, he’s just an idiot! ] Gintoki's mood at this time can only be described as a beeping dog.

As soon as Jiang Cheng and Xin Baji went out, they met Yue Yong, A Miao and Kagura who had also just stepped out of the nvtang.

"It's so comfortable to take a bath~" A Miao looked at Yue Yong beside her and sighed with a smile.

Yue Yong nodded slightly: "Indeed, if lubricant is added, it will be even more perfect."

"Miss Yueyong, this is not the kind of store in Yoshihara." A Miao replied with a smile.

"Sister, Miss Yueyong, and Kagura-chan." Shinpachi shouted in surprise.

"How is it?! My skin has become smooth and smooth, right Aru?" Kagura stopped and looked at Shinpachi and Jiangcheng, "Uuhahahaha!"

Gintoki, who had just walked out of the men's bath, looked at the girls who were all transformed into me. His whole body felt bad, and he shouted frantically: "Who are you?! Which one are you? Which one are you?" Is one of you?!"

"What are you talking about, Aru?" Kagura tilted her head, "It's me."

"It's me." A Miao agreed.

"It's me." Xin Baji responded at the same time.

"I am Arins." Yue Yong held the cigarette rod and blew out a puff of smoke.

"That's enough! All of you have become me!" Gintoki yelled in collapse, then turned to look at Jiang Cheng and shouted, "You should have discovered it by now! What they look like! All of them!" It’s different from usual! Everyone is my generation!”

"Me? What is that?" Jiang Cheng frowned and asked in confusion.

"Stop pretending to be stupid for me, you bastard!"

"But I don't understand what you are talking about at all. Do you want to say that there is something wrong with their appearance?" As he said that, Jiang Cheng came up to Yue Yong and the others, took a careful look at their faces, and pinched his chin. He murmured: "However, there is no difference at all, but my face is indeed smoother. Is it because of the hot springs?"

"Stop it, you bastard!" Gintoki Bai said angrily, "No matter how you look at them, they seem to have changed, right? It's like they are possessed by a substitute, right?!"

"The face is too close, idiot." Yue Yong's face turned slightly red, and then he took out a kunai and stabbed Jiang Cheng in the head.

"Gintoki, it's obviously no different from usual..." Jiang Cheng, who was lying in a pool of blood and twitching from time to time, said.

"How could..." Before Gintoki could finish speaking, he suddenly realized that several people in front of him had unknowingly released their transformation and returned to their original appearance!

"What...what's going on? Am I dazzled?" Gintoki wiped his eyes vigorously, but the result was still the same as before, everyone was normal!

"Really, I got hit for no reason," Jiang Cheng curled his lips, then stood up and walked straight in the other direction, "I'm going back to rest, I'm too tired."

"Hey, wait..." Gintoki was about to stop him, but suddenly found that Shinpachi and others had transformed into our own generation again!

"Let me tell you, what are you going to do?!" Jiang Cheng frowned and turned his head, with a look of displeasure on his face, "Didn't you say you were a little sleepy and wanted to rest? Why can't you just be quiet for a while?"

Seeing A Miao and others returning to normal again because Jiang Cheng turned around, Gintoki was completely silent.

"Don't bother me anymore, I'm going to rest." After saying that, Jiang Cheng turned his head again, raised his hand and waved his head without moving forward.

Gintoki, who stayed where he was, couldn't calm down for a long time as he looked at the few people who had completed their transformations because of Jiang Cheng's departure.

But then, Gintoki suddenly thought of the scene when Jiang Cheng was holding the stairs and walking down the cave, and the countless translucent stand-in hands retreated around Jiang Cheng.

[Could it be! ] Gintoki suddenly reacted and looked in the direction where Jiang Cheng left with wide eyes, [Is the substitute afraid of that idiot? ! !]

"By the way, why not come to my room and play UNO." My kagura suddenly suggested.

"It sounds good. If you don't go, just leave it like that." I transformed into a new eight-year-old replied, "Uuhahahahaha!"

After saying that, several people walked side by side in the other direction, and Gintoki finally came to his senses at this time, and shouted to the people who were still making "Uuhahahaha": "Wait a minute, you guys A few! Don’t leave me alone! Hey!”

However, A Miao and others showed no reaction at all.

"Tch, it seems that in this situation, the only option is to stay with that idiot Jiang Cheng." Gintoki clenched his fists with an angry expression on his face, "Although he is just an idiot, it seems that the only way to stay with him is to stay with him. What's the danger?"

With that said, Gintoki raised his head and followed Jiang Cheng in the direction he left, but just after taking a few steps, Gintoki suddenly heard a burst of sinister laughter coming from behind him.

He immediately turned around and saw the proprietress of the hotel standing at a corner behind him, secretly sticking her head out and staring straight at him, with a sinister smile on her face.

Looking at Jiang Cheng's figure that was about to disappear in front of him and the boss's wife not far behind him, Gintoki struggled for a few seconds before finally gritting his teeth and making up his mind, he turned around and rushed in the direction of the boss's wife.

"You stinky old woman!!" Gintoki scolded the landlady as he rushed towards her.

However, the landlady seemed to have expected it, and she calmly took a step back, disappearing into the darkness.

Gintoki rushed to the corner only to find that the proprietress had disappeared. Looking at the long dark corridor in front of him that exuded a terrifying aura, Gintoki hesitated for a moment and then rushed in bravely.

"What on earth do you want to do to us?! What on earth is going on with this hotel?! Restore them to their original state!!" Gintoki shouted towards the front as he ran.

However, while running, Gintoki heard a burst of sinister laughter. It was not just one person, but a group of people. The laughter came from all directions. Immediately, Gintoki stopped and carefully observed his surroundings. .

Suddenly, one after another translucent hands stretched out from the floor around Gintoki, and then, one after another, even the surrounding walls, including the ceiling, appeared. These countless hands appeared. The hand continued to slowly move closer to Gintoki.

"This guy can be used..."

"Yeah, this guy is fine..."

Listening to the voices coming from all directions, Gintoki swallowed his saliva and looked around with a wary expression. But suddenly, Gintoki found that the speed of those hands began to speed up, and they came to him in the blink of an eye. He immediately covered his face and closed his eyes and screamed.

"Ahhhhh!!!"

(End of chapter)