"Then can you just go?" Gintoki was speechless.
But just as Gintoki finished speaking, he suddenly heard a "dong dong dong" sound similar to the sound of smashing the wall from the next room.
"Hey, there's something coming from the room next door." Gintoki said softly.
"What is that?" Ling asked confused.
Immediately afterwards, Gintoki and Ling sneaked to the door of the next door. Gintoki secretly pulled a crack in the door and looked in. They saw a man who was also wearing only underwear and was facing the wall with his head down and a little disappointed. Punch after punch expressed his displeasure.
"Hey, there's another guy who keeps knocking on the wall. What's going on? Is this popular now? Who is this? Stop it!" Gintoki complained in an irritable voice.
"Already... I have eliminated the Demon King Nobunaga," the man complained with a frown on his face as he hammered the wall, "Isn't it good that it ends like this? Isn't it great that it will be peaceful? Why is it so late? Has it started to make a mess? This and that are so infuriating, Hideyoshi!"
"Isn't this Mitsuhide?! It's exactly Akechi Mitsuhide!" Gintoki felt bad. He turned to look at Rei beside him and complained crazily, "Isn't this bad! Two people who must never meet are actually living in the same house. Next door! Think about the room allocation! By the way, why is this guy only wearing underwear?"
"Because he is Nobunaga's subordinate," Ling replied calmly, then looked at Mitsuhide who was still smashing the wall again and again, and praised from the bottom of his heart, "As expected of Mitsuhide, the underwear fits really well. It’s so beautiful.”
"Now is not the time to talk about this!" Gintoki shouted in a low voice with his veins popping out, "If those two people meet, things will get really big!"
But just as he finished speaking, there was another "dong dong dong" sound similar to the sound of smashing the wall coming from the room next to Mitsuhide.
"Ah, why does it seem to be coming from next door again..." As he said that, Gintoki moved over cautiously, and once again secretly opened a crack in the door. He saw the same man wearing only underwear standing in the room with his head lowered. The man standing next to the wall kept banging his fist on the wall without saying a word.
Gintoki's eyes twitched, and he complained speechlessly: "Another one, it's definitely not good, it must be that guy, it must be Xiu..."
Before Gintoki finished speaking, the man finally raised his head, his eyes were bloodshot, and he yelled in harsh Japanese with an unhappy look on his face: "Go to hell! Hair salon!"
Looking at the man in the room with a beard, a Mediterranean hairstyle, and a face that looked like a typical Western face, Gintoki felt bad: "Who is this person?! Damn it, what is a hair salon? This should be Hideyoshi, right? No matter how you think about it, it should be Hideyoshi who came out to speak ill of Nobunaga, right? Judging from the development just now, it should definitely be like that, right?"
"That was Xavier San," Ling explained, "the man who introduced Catholicism to Japan, but that hairstyle couldn't become popular."
"How can it become popular!!" Gintoki shouted with his veins popping out, "He is staying in this world for such a boring reason. Having said that, don't blame the hair salon!"
At this moment, a male voice came from behind Gintoki.
"Um, sorry."
Gintoki quickly turned his head and saw an old man with a bun wearing only underwear gently knocking on the door of Nobunaga and Mitsuhide's room, "Well, I'm the passenger opposite. The banging, banging, banging, banging, banging, banging, banging, banging, banging, banging, banging, banging, banging, banging, banging, banging, banging, banging, banging, banging, banging, banging, banging, banging, etc. I’m about to fall asleep, can you please have some peace and quiet?”
"Um, is that Hideyoshi?" Gintoki looked at Ling and asked uncertainly.
"Speaking of it, Nobunaga is really irritating," Hideyoshi put his hands on his hips and muttered with a look of displeasure, "Don't call people monkeys, don't you end up with a catfish face yourself?"
"It's true, you really understand." Ling praised.
"Because his underwear is so dirty, the feces are stuck on it." Gintoki pointed at Hideyoshi and replied, "Hideyoshi is very wet."
(This alludes to the fact that Toyotomi Hideyoshi did not handle his affairs properly, which led to Tokugawa Ieyasu stealing his butt after his death, and the world he once gained was also taken away by Tokugawa Ieyasu.)
"No, now is not the time to analyze such things!" Gintoki reacted and rushed towards Hideyoshi, "If this continues, the three of us in tight underwear will meet!"
"It doesn't matter, because at this moment, that is about to begin." The spirit who stayed in place said.
"What is that?" Gintoki turned around and asked in confusion, but just after he finished speaking, Nobunaga and Mitsuhide's door was opened, and Nobunaga and Mitsuhide also walked out.
"It's really bad!!!" Gintoki looked at the trio in tight underwear with a horrified look on his face.
But just when Gintoki thought the three of them might fight, Jiang Cheng's voice came from underground, and at the same time. The entire hotel began to shake violently.
"Kill you!!!" Jiang Cheng yelled, "Why are you making that kind of banging noise when you're sleeping?! It's your first time outing and you were so excited that you couldn't sleep the night before. Elementary school students?! Didn’t your mother teach you to keep quiet and not cause trouble to the teachers and guests on your first school trip?! Bastards!!”
As soon as Jiang Cheng finished speaking, the trio in tight underwear in front of Gintoki squatted down obediently, and none of them dared to make any more noise.
"That... does that refer to that fool?" Gintoki turned his head to look at Ling with a black streak on his head, "Does that refer to this kind of thing?"
"Well, yes," Ling nodded, "Although the adult cannot feel the existence of the substitute, he can feel the noise produced by the substitute."
"It's terrible, it's really terrible now, I'm so scared," Hideyoshi whispered with sweat on his face, "By the way, why is that guy here again? Didn't he already come here three years ago? It’s really bad.”
"You can't see me, you can't see me..." Mitsuhide squatted on the spot with his head in his hands, murmuring in a low voice.
Looking at the puddle of water on the floor where Mitsuhide was squatting, Gintoki was speechless for a moment, "Isn't it too impressive?"
"Monkey, it's all your fault!" Nobunaga looked at Hideyoshi and shouted in a low voice.
"Why is it all my fault? It was the two of you who kept banging on the wall that woke that man up, right? And, Nobunaga! Did you call me a monkey just now? You definitely called me a monkey. Are you done?" Hideyoshi looked at Nobunaga with a look of displeasure, "I have conquered the world for the time being, can I not always scream like a monkey? Huh?!"
Nobunaga had no reaction at all, but at this moment Jiang Cheng's voice came from the ground again accompanied by the shaking of the earth.
"Why are you still so noisy?! Bastards!!! I will really kill you next time!"
Nobunaga's body trembled instantly, and a water stain appeared on the floor where he was squatting. But Hideyoshi's buttocks bulged inexplicably, and even began to emit some ominous smell...
Gintoki:…
"Oops, it's all your fault, monkey!" Nobunaga squatted on the ground shivering with his head in his hands, "You will definitely be killed by that adult, you bastard monkey!"
"It's none of my business. The only one to blame is Nobunaga, right? If you didn't call me monkey, I wouldn't be so angry!" Hideyoshi lowered his voice and shouted softly.
"Wait a minute, did you just call me Nobunaga? Did you call me Nobunaga by my name?" Nobunaga finally reacted at this time.
"Can't you?" Hideyoshi glared back with annoyance, then folded his hands and snorted softly, with a hint of pride on his face, "Well, Your Highness, you may not know it even after you die, but I once gained the world. That's it. , so can you stop calling me a monkey?"
"Hey? Have you won the world? It's really amazing." Nobunaga stood up and looked down at Hideyoshi in front of him with disdain on his face, "It's obviously just a monkey."
"Wait a minute, you two," Mitsuhide quickly walked out and separated the two of them, making a silent gesture. "Do you really want to be killed by that guy? Can you keep your voice down? I don't want to die again. ah."
In an instant, Nobunaga and Hideyoshi became quiet at the same time, not daring to say another word.
"I said, that idiot is too powerful, right? Why can these idiots be quieted down just by shouting? Why are they so afraid of that idiot?" Gintoki looked at Ling with a speechless expression. .
"Actually, these three people had many followers even after they died. Every time they came here, they were surrounded by their subordinates. After arriving here, wars would break out every time, forming a three-legged alliance in this hotel." He explained unhurriedly.
"What is this? Are we going to be divided after death? Three Kingdoms? Are we going to play the Three Kingdoms thing after death?" Gintoki complained with twitching corners of his mouth.
"However, this situation stopped three years ago," Ling continued. "Since that person came here three years ago, not only their subordinates, but also their clothes are only underwear."
"Why?! What on earth did that idiot do?!"
"I don't know the specifics. It seems that three parties tried to win over the adult at the same time, but the adult couldn't feel the presence of the substitute. Because of various reasons, only the three of them were left." Ling explained. He said, "It seems that their subordinates went to win over the adult while he was sleeping, but none of the subordinates who went there came back. It's really scary."
Gintoki was speechless when he thought of the scene where Jiang Cheng lay on the bed with his hair in a big font and was fast asleep, with a long line of stand-ins lining up to come forward to get fucked.
"I don't know why, but I feel a little sorry for them now." Gintoki said with twitching corners of his mouth, "Not only my subordinates, but even their clothes were..."
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(End of chapter)