Wearing a patched and dirty quilt, squatting behind the screen, listening to the constant noise of four people playing UNO cards from behind, Gintoki could only eat peanuts while silently shedding tears.
[Why? Why have I fallen into this situation? ] Gintoki felt depressed, [Did I do something bad? I was suddenly dragged to work in a strange surrogate hotel and was scolded inexplicably. I was exhausted from working every day, but at night I was so noisy by UNO that I couldn't sleep, and the only food I had was Kakizome peanuts... This kind of shame... I can't stand it anymore. Got it!]
Looking at the peanut in his hand, Gintoki finally couldn't bear it anymore, and all the anger in his heart burst out, crushing the peanut into pieces. The expression also became ferocious, and a chilling light burst out from the eyes of the small dead fish. It was... a look of revenge...
[I won’t swallow my anger anymore...] Gintoki gritted his teeth and made a decision in his heart, [This time... absolutely... definitely...! ! !]
"It's that kind of look," Ling suddenly appeared at Gintoki's side through the wall, "It's that kind of look that I've been waiting for. From the first time we met, I believed you could activate it in this hotel. A man of change, I am also impatient with the fact that I earn a meager salary but am exhausted from work, and all my income is pocketed by the boss’s wife.”
After saying that, Ling turned sideways and looked at Gintoki, who was still a little confused, and then said: "Gin, in my opinion, you have the potential to be a stand-in user that can rival the boss lady. Let me be your stand-in, so and Let’s launch reforms together in this hotel hot spring!”
After saying that, Ling stretched out his hand towards Gintoki.
"Um..." Gintoki scratched his head, "I was just thinking about being so noisy that I couldn't sleep today, so I made up my mind to spend the night with that idiot."
"..." Ling was silent, and then spoke again after a few seconds, "Are you testing me to worry that I am the boss's wife's undercover agent? Yes, in this case it is better to be cautious. He is indeed the man I like. But about this point You can rest assured that I am not the boss lady’s undercover agent.”
"Spare me, I haven't slept for two whole days, can you let me sleep peacefully?" Gintoki lowered his head and sighed, "You have obviously made up your mind to spend the night with that idiot, but you are jumping around again Come out and talk about such troublesome things."
"silver…"
"Have you really won?" Gintoki raised his head, his eyes finally becoming serious, "That stand-in for the boss lady..."
"The strongest stand-in in Xianwang Township, "TAGOSAKU", the proprietress's husband died ten years ago. After his death, he and the proprietress joined forces to control Xianwang Township. "Ling explained leisurely, with a rare look of solemnity on his face, "I don't need to say that ordinary substitutes are no match for it when they join forces, but evil spirits have to use evil spirits to deal with them. "
After hearing this, Gintoki chuckled softly, and then stretched out his hand to the hand that Ling handed over...
That night, Gintoki joined forces with Rei and used persimmons and peanuts to buy the trio of tight underwear...
…
The next day, throughout the morning, Gintoki did not make any unexpected moves, and continued to work honestly to ensure that no clues would be seen.
But by noon…
Outside the gate of Xianwang Township, a group of stand-ins who worked for the hotel lined up on both sides of the road, bowing their waists and bowing their heads at the same time. This was to greet Lord Tokugawa Ieyasu.
The proprietress Ayan had already rushed out to greet him. Gintoki and Rei, leading the trio in tight underwear, were watching this scene from a distance in the hotel.
But to be honest, Ieyasu is indeed better than the tight underwear trio, and there are hundreds of substitutes for his subordinates alone. Moreover, he was carried by a group of stand-ins when traveling.
Look at the trio of tight underwear on the other side. Although they were once celebrities in history, due to some idiot, they are now only wearing the tight underwear. Thinking of this, Gintoki felt inexplicably pitiful about the trio in tight underwear in front of him.
…
"As expected, Ieyasu is here," Gintoki put away the telescope, curled his lips, then turned his head to look at the trio of tight underwear behind him who were glaring at each other, and shouted: "Listen up. , Nobunaga, Mitsuhide, Hideyoshi. Your mission is the same as what I told you last night. You must do everything you can to annoy Ieyasu, mess up the entire reception, and then let the hotel's reputation decline and destroy the entire hot spring in one fell swoop. Hotel! Do you understand?"
Looking at the trio in tight underwear who were not listening at all and were still making harsh remarks to each other, Gintoki sighed softly, and then spoke again: "Ling, find a way to throw the three of them into that hole to accompany that idiot. "
"Understood." Ling responded.
"I'm sorry! We will work hard!" The trio in tight underwear knelt down towards Gintoki at the same time, "Please don't do that!"
[That idiot is easier to use,] Gintoki was secretly happy, and then he looked at the persimmon peanut in his hand and shook his mouth in disdain, [What persimmon peanut? Is it possible for an empty-headed fool to be useful? It seems that the proprietress of this hotel doesn't know the magic trick of that fool!]
…
In the afternoon, in the men's bath changing room, the trio of Gintoki, Rei and tight underwear were secretly lurking here.
"In short, go to the bathroom first," Gintoki whispered. "Everyone will become defenseless once they enter the bathhouse."
"Surprise attack tactic? It reminds me of Honnoji Temple." Mitsuhide sighed slightly.
"It should be Okehazama, right?" Nobunaga was a little unhappy and grabbed Mitsuhide's neck. "I said you are not reflecting at all, right? Why do you think of Honnoji Temple? I don't want to think about it at all. Remember it!"
"Be quiet!" Gintoki turned his head and reminded in a low voice, but then, out of the corner of his eye, Gintoki spotted a figure walking over, "Hey, someone is here, it's Ieyasu! That's Ieyasu, absolutely. correct!"
Looking at Ieyasu, who was walking slowly from the door wearing only an official hat and a pair of boxing underwear, Gintoki sighed with emotion, "As expected of a man who has conquered the world, his underwear is different too, it's boxing." As for the special hand underwear, they are gorgeous underwear that is one level higher than ours. In comparison, yours are almost filthy, no wonder they can't unify the world."
"I have unified the world." Hideyoshi, who was not far behind Gintoki, said.
"When did you unify?" Gintoki turned away and complained with disdain, "Before you unify the world, wipe the shit from behind your butt, you bastard!"
"Yin, he's here, what should we do?" Ling turned around and asked.
"Hideyoshi..."
"exist."
"Swap Ieyasu's boxer briefs with your poop briefs," Gintoki ordered.
"Really or not? No," Hideyoshi said with a look of reluctance, "I don't want the kind of underwear that an uncle wears."
"No one would want to wear your underwear!"
"Wait a minute," Mitsuhide took off his underwear and said dissatisfiedly, "Isn't it too biased to only give it to Hideyoshi? You can get the boxer underwear. It's up to me!"
"What are you going to do?" Gintoki turned around and shouted softly, "Who would want such clean underwear like yours?"
Then, looking at the three naked people fighting for boxer's underwear in front of him, Gintoki complained with black lines: "Why are you so vigorous in grabbing an uncle's underwear? It's so disgusting. Ah you guys!”
"Silver, Ieyasu has already been soaked in." Ling reminded.
"Yoshi, start the assault!" Gintoki looked at the trio who had already decided the winner and shouted, "Just fart as much as you want in the hot spring!"
"Really or not? Please spare me," Hideyoshi, who had already put on his boxer underwear, frowned and complained, "I finally got the beautiful boxer underwear and now you want to dirty it again?"
Looking at the stains on Hideyoshi's underwear behind him, Gintoki complained: "It's already dirty. I mean, it's obviously stained with feces. How dirty is your butt?"
At this moment, a handsome man with orange hair and ponytail and a towel tied around his waist walked into the changing room from the direction of the hot spring with a refreshing look on his face and a wooden basin in his arms.
"Gintoki..." Jiang Cheng's eyes lit up, "If I knew you were here, I would have asked you to rub my back. It's really distressing that I can't rub my back alone~"
"You want me to rub a layer of your skin off? Bastard!"
"Just kidding," Jiang Cheng smiled, "No matter what, I don't want to have my back rubbed by a good-for-nothing uncle like you."
Seeing that Gintoki was about to get angry, Jiang Cheng quickly put on Senwanggo's yukata and walked towards the door without looking back. However, when he was about to step out, Jiang Cheng stopped and raised his eyebrows at Gintoki. Thumbs up, smiled and said: "Good work, Gintoki."
After saying that, Jiang Cheng turned his head and left without looking back.
"That fool really thinks I work here..." Gintoki was a little speechless, and then turned to look at the trio in tight underwear who were squatting in the corner shivering with their heads in their hands because of Jiang Cheng's appearance, "Hey, the assault has begun. , hurry up and stand up! By the way, you are too afraid of him, right?"
The three of them stood up reluctantly and followed Gintoki to the hot spring...
…
"Ah, hello~" Gintoki, who was soaking in the hot spring, looked at Ieyasu who was also enjoying the hot spring not far away, "It's a really nice hot spring~"
"Indeed." Ieyasu responded.
"Listen, I fart at the same time after counting to five," Gintoki reminded in a low voice, "You have to do it to the point where you even poop out, do you understand?"
The three men in tight underwear surrounding Gintoki nodded in different voices at the same time.
"five four three two one!"
Just after counting, Gintoki suddenly discovered that all three people in tight underwear had their butts pointed at him!
[Not good!]
boom! ! ! !
With splashes of water, Gintoki was jumped several meters into the air, and then fell heavily to the ground aside...
[The trio actually betrayed me!]
"Gin!" Ling hurriedly floated forward and leaned down to check Gintoki's condition, "Are you okay?"
(End of chapter)