Maybe a Fake Gintama

Chapter 37: Guys who come to class reunions uninvited are the most annoying! (

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"That, as expected, should be Takachi, not TakajinGo." At this time, Jiang Cheng suddenly raised his head and said seriously.

Takasugi: "..."

Gintoki: "..."

"Still the same guy as before, a guy who doesn't listen to anyone at all." At this time, Takasugi still tried his best to maintain his personality and said with a chuckle.

"Also, are the beasts and stuff real? Gaozi, when did you go to the Naruto crew? Did you get such a dangerous thing into your stomach? Is it the Kyuubi?" Jiang Cheng said and walked up to Takasugi. , and squatted down at the same time, looking left and right at Takasugi's abdomen, "Is it okay, Naruto? By the way, are you a Jinchuriki now? Does the seal really not matter? I have secretly learned the basics of ninja for a long time. I have learned the Twelve Seals and all the ninjutsu that appear in Naruto. I am familiar with Yongdaimei’s zombie seal and the four elephant seals..."

Gao Shan seemed to have finally lost his patience, and the veins on his forehead couldn't help but jump. He raised his foot and knocked Jiang Cheng down.

"It seems that Kyuubi really doesn't matter. It has not affected Takasugi-kun's character at all. Don't worry, Jiangcheng." Gintoki added.

"It seems so, hahaha," Jiang Cheng got up and walked to the side to hold Takasugi's shoulders, "Then, Gintoki, go and stop that old man, what has happened to men's romance, I Let's go have a drink with Gao Zai and catch up on old times..." With that said, Jiang Cheng dragged Gao Shan away.

"Hey!" Gintoki was about to say something, but at this time Jiang Cheng and Takasugi had already walked further and further away, and Jiang Cheng's laughter could still be heard from time to time, "Really, leave all troublesome matters to me. ." Although Gintoki said this, he still rushed towards the stage.

On the other side, the Shinsengumi, who are fighting the robot army, are really in a mess.

Although these iron robots move slowly and stiffly, they are still difficult to deal with. After all, the members of the Shinsengumi wield knives, which are easy to use against mortal bodies, but not so easy to use against these large iron blocks.

No, Kondo's knife has been cut off due to chopping iron...

"No! My famous sword, Little Tiger, is covered with iron..." Kondo wailed in disbelief as he saw only half of the blade left, "No! Fourteen, my little tiger is covered with iron... No, no!..."

"Are you making any noise? Is now the time to talk about this?!" Fourteen replied on the side.

"But the loan for this has not been paid off yet... right?!"

"No matter how much I cut it, it will keep popping up again and again..." Fourteen muttered.

But at this moment, a row of robots not far away from Fourteen were all destroyed, as if they were attacked from behind.

"What's going on?!"×2

Just as Shishi and Kondo finished talking, they saw two creatures with inexplicable auras walking out from behind the destroyed robot...

Kagura: "The one who caused trouble at the festival..."

Sougo: "Which brat is he from..."

"Oh, that's the yokai [Matsunoko], an ancient yokai who specializes in punishing bosozoku who disrupt festivals!" Kondo explained to the camera.

"No, I don't think so." Fourteen said.

Then came the performance of Kagura and Sougo. Facing the two people who were burning with inexplicable arrogance, the robots were dismantled one by one...

Kondo was ecstatic when he saw this scene, "The spirit of the festival has arrived! Victory must be ours!"

Only Mr. Gengai and the robot Saburo were left on the stage. Mr. Gengai raised Saburo's left arm and pointed it at the watchtower. "The next step is the live ammunition, so aim carefully... Saburo."

"As commanded."

But just as [Obey] finished speaking, an unexpected person rushed to the stage.

"Please stop!" Shinpachi shouted, "The General has escaped long ago!"

"Souga? Your eyesight has become worse. You can't see anything at all." Mr. Gengai said and began to adjust Saburo's left arm again. "It doesn't matter. Let's attack the guy called Shinsengumi first this time..."

"Mr. Hiraga!" Shinpachi stopped him again, but before he could finish speaking, another voice sounded...

"Hey, your show really made a big splash." Gintoki had already arrived on the stage and stood in front of Saburo. "Are you going to play a hero show? Then let me get addicted to being a hero." "

"You are not qualified, get out of my way." Mr. Yuanwai replied.

"It makes no sense for a person to write a script just talking to himself, and he would also hold the position of an actor..." Gintoki continued, "Revenge is no longer popular. If you do this, Saburo will cry. .”

"Which Saburo are you talking about?"

"Anyone can do it!" Gintoki continued to persuade, "No one would expect this kind of ending, don't you know it in your heart?"

"I understand, but... I really can't bear the pain... My son suffered such a vicious attack, and I am the only old man to survive..." As he said this, the old man Yuanwai thought of the life he once had with his son, "I can only... I can only... I'm tired of looking at those painful memories. Whether I can take the general's head or not, it doesn't matter anymore. I also know very well that nothing I can do to the deceased will help... I, I just want to choose a way to die that conforms to my own beliefs... "

"...So, if you get out of my way and stop me, even you and I won't be polite!"

"Then, I can't get out of the way," Gintoki said, glancing in a certain direction, "Your enemy is neither the general nor the Shinsengumi, but us, no, it's just me... We who failed to protect them! We who failed to protect our agreement! We who sent them to the guillotine! Open your eyes and see clearly, your enemy is right in front of you!"

"Yin Sang, you..." Shinpachi murmured.

"It's enough for me to bear all the sins alone! But I won't die! Even though I'm full of sins, I still have something I want to protect! I was also very angry after being said like that! Black Whether it’s a wild beast or a white pet, I understand them all!”

"Boy, you... and that guy..." Mr. Gengai murmured, but in the end, Mr. Gengai lowered his head and said nothing more, nor gave any more instructions to Saburo.

But at this time, Saburo put down his raised left arm, "Old... Dad, playing with robots... You... like... like... covered in mud... jumping and jumping... the same..."

"Saburo... you..." Mr. Gengai looked at Saburo next to him as if he was seeing the former [Saburo], "What the hell? Everyone is like this. What should I do? How should I survive? ...!" After saying that, Mr. Yuanwai choked up.

"Who knows, but just longevity is already amazing." Gintoki was still looking in a certain direction, "They, who are suffering countless times more than you, are still... "

Yoshihara, Jiang Cheng's house.

"Gao Zai, you look like you've lost weight. Eat more, eat more... Hahaha." Jiang Cheng kept picking up food for Gao Shan, "You haven't grown in height after so many years. Have you not eaten well? This is not okay. You won’t grow taller just by drinking Yakult.”

There were only two people in the room at this time, and no one else was disturbing them.

"Hey, let's talk business. I need people or money." Takasugi stood up, walked to the window, leaned against the window, and continued, "I know, those guys who were saved by you in the end, you guys Years have been done for them…”

Before Gao Shan finished speaking, he was interrupted by Jiang Cheng, "I don't care about money or anything, but they can't. Gao Zai, it doesn't matter what you want to do. I won't deny your life, but their position is definitely not the same." Will give it to you."

"It's exactly the same as before," Takasugi laughed and continued, "What do I want to do? I just want to destroy everything until the day when the beast's moans stop."

"Is your head still stuck in the summer of the second grade of junior high school? It's endless after the second grade of junior high school, right? Destruction? We can't destroy anything. There is no enemy in our eyes. If there is any, it's just ourselves. That's all." Jiang Cheng's tone was always casual, and as he spoke, he began to loosen the bandaged wound on his hand. But shockingly the wound has healed...

"What a convenient body. Multiple injuries will heal themselves in a short time. You are truly worthy of that Yatsura." Takasugi said sarcastically after seeing this scene.

"It's just old friends meeting for a drink and a chat. Why has the atmosphere become so awkward..." Gui's voice sounded, and at the same time, Gui jumped in from the window.

"A wig? Hey, why didn't the security guard stop you outside?" Jiang Cheng asked doubtfully.

"It's not the wig, it's Gui!" Gui said as he sat down at the dining table, "The guy who wasn't invited to the class reunion just came to talk to himself. It's really..." As he said that, Gui picked up the wig. He started eating with his chopsticks, "Um, please turn up the air conditioner, 26 degrees is enough."

"Hey, you're the one who wasn't invited!" Jiang Cheng yelled, "What kind of trouble are you making by acting like a master!"

"Humph, it's really a class reunion. What I can see is that the ghosts of those lost companions are now filling this room, hahahahaha." After saying that, Takasugi sneered again.

"Hmph, do you think I'm Gintoki? Do you want to scare me with ghost stories?" Jiang Cheng said with a sneer, while quietly moving his position towards Gui.

Seeing this scene, Gao Shan didn't expose it, and said again: "I'll take half of the Phoenix Fairy's treasure house, and that's it." After saying that, Gao Shan walked to the door, opened it and walked out.

"The remaining half, I... wow!" Before Gui could finish speaking, he was slapped away by Jiang Cheng.

"Die on one side!"

"You... you are the person who is most like a teacher, good personality or other things, even though you said you are not a samurai... Therefore, the existence that Takasugi wants to destroy the most is..." Gui wanted to continue, but failed. Was interrupted by Jiang Cheng.

"Isn't it a reunion of old classmates..." Jiang Cheng said, filling the three wine glasses in front of him, and shouted out the window, "Gintoki! The wine is poured, it's time for you to come out..."

"Sa, cheers!"

Jiang Cheng shouted, Gintoki, Katsura and Jiang Cheng clinked a glass and drank it all in one gulp.

"Poof!"×2

“Chinese liquor?!”×2

"Ha ha ha ha… "

(End of chapter)