"What the hell?!" Jiang Cheng was sitting in a restaurant, shouting while stuffing food into his mouth, "What the hell is that?!"
The story starts this morning. Jiang Chengjin got up happily and prepared to play the newly bought game. However, when he got up, he found that there was a pair of lace hollow panties placed in front of his bed. Jiang Cheng was curious. I picked it up, but this scene was seen by Yueyong and Haruta who pushed in the door...
Thinking of Yueyong and Haruta's looks that looked like scum, no matter how Jiang Cheng explained that they both looked like that, even when walking on Yoshiwara Street, Jiang Cheng felt that passers-by were looking at him with the same look...
"How could I be that kind of person!" Jiang Cheng stood up and shouted, startling everyone in the restaurant. Then Jiang Cheng continued to sit down and vented his anger on the mountain of food in front of him. Jiang Cheng also Completely unaware of the Wanshiwu trio and A Miao on the table next to them...
"Um, what's going on with that?" Shinpachi asked Gintoki as he looked at Jiang Cheng on the table next to him with a black line on his face.
"Who knows?" Gintoki was still eating his own parfait.
"That's a lot of food. I now understand why Yin Sang said that Jiang Cheng Sang's stomach is from another dimension..." Xin Baji said with emotion, but then he came to his senses again, "Hey! I guess that's not what you came out to talk about today, right? ! It’s about the underwear thief!”
However, A Miao pressed Xin Baji's head on the table, "You are in the way! I don't know if Jiang Chengsang likes fried eggs..."
"It's probably not a matter of whether you like it or not..." Shinbachi complained in a low voice, "If it were your fried eggs, sister, I wouldn't be able to swallow them no matter what."
"Xinjiang, what did you say?" A Miao looked at Xinbaji with a smile.
"Nothing, nothing," Xinbaji quickly replied, "Speaking of which, Jiang Chengsang seems to like Chinese food, and doesn't like fishy food. Hey! We seem to be here to discuss the underwear thief! It’s entirely your business!”
"Don't underestimate fried eggs! Isn't fried eggs Chinese food?! Even Chinese people can't help but eat fried eggs!" A Miao said and gave Xin Baji another pop.
"Well, if there's nothing else, we'll leave first..." Gintoki raised his hand and said. At this time, the food in front of Gintoki and Kagura had been finished by the two of them.
"Wait a minute, just wipe your mouth and want to leave. What's the difference between those men who put on pants and don't recognize anyone." A Miao said with a smile, but Gintoki shuddered when he saw it.
"Haha, what are you talking about? Then, what exactly is going on?" Gintoki said with a haha.
"Actually, the underwear was stolen. During the time I lived in Wanshiwu, my sister's underwear was attacked twice. Is there any good countermeasure?" Xin Baji said helplessly.
"Hmm, are underwear bad?" Gintoki said, holding his chin, "I heard that people in the past did not wear panties under their kimonos, whether they were little girls, girls, or princesses."
"Is there any difference between what you said?" Xin Baji said helplessly again, "Even if you list them, you should say something like [grandma], [aunt], [girl]."
"Idiot! Only girls are allowed to talk about topics like [sports shorts] [no pants]." Gintoki said righteously.
"Well, the only one who can talk about [sports shorts] is uncle Aru." Kagura added.
"Is this a lie?!" Xin Baji was a little surprised.
"You can't talk about the underwear either." Gintoki added again.
"How can anyone talk about it these days?" Xin Bajia complained.
"The worst thing is the [T-back]. That thing takes away a girl's shyness and a boy's fun." Gintoki said, holding his hands.
"I have Aru with strappy panties," Kagura interjected.
Upon hearing this, both Gintoki and Shinpachi were a little unbelievable.
"What nonsense are you talking about! Just lie!" Gintoki said to Kagura.
"I'm not lying. I have worn a pair of panties for so many years that they are worn down to only the straps." Kagura replied seriously.
"What kind of panties are those?" Shinpachi's eyes twitched.
"In a sense, it's also a cintage (antique) panties Aru." Kagura replied.
"Throw away these worthless antiques." Gintoki waved his hand and said, "After all, the ancients have no use for them and no one wears them. I really envy the ancients, hehe." Gintoki said with a look of yearning on his face, " She is a princess, but she is not elegant under the kimono. This contrast is actually good. She looks virtuous but is unrestrained and passionate... "
However, Amiu didn't give Gintoki a chance to finish his emotion, and punched Gintoki in the face, "I'm not interested in listening to your panties theory! My favorite fighting panties were stolen. Soulless!" After saying that, A Miao glanced at Jiang Cheng who was devouring food at the table next to him again, and found that he was not seen as he was just now, so he couldn't help but heaved a sigh of relief and sat down again.
"Fighting panties... So, big sister, who are you going to duel with?" Gintoki said while covering his nose with a napkin.
"Boy, listen up, at certain times and occasions, you can win with one book! Don't underestimate it." A Miao replied with a chuckle.
"Then what exactly do you want me to do? To take back the magic weapon that will win the duel? Will you be able to calm down if you take it back?" Gintoki asked cautiously.
"Just take back the panties and kill the thief as a blood sacrifice." A Miao said with a smile.
"Hey, don't say such harsh words with such a refreshing expression! Sister!" Xin Baji reminded.
"The underwear thief is the public enemy of women, Aru! Sister, let me help you!" Kagura interjected.
"Kagura-chan..." A Miao said and stood up, "That's very good. Come with me and let us two sisters work together to make him!" After saying that, A Miao and Kagura walked out.
A Miaoshun also said hello to Jiang Cheng at the table next to him. However, Jiang Cheng didn't pay attention at all. He just felt as if someone greeted him and hummed without raising his head. Kagura, on the other hand, took a bunch of food from Jiang Cheng's table.
"Wait a minute, wait a minute, you will cause trouble!" Xin Bajiu stopped him, but it was too late, the two of them had already walked out of the store, "What happened now, the most brutal combination was formed, what happened now?" What to do? Yin Sang."
"It doesn't matter. Isn't the prisoner's message right here?" Gintoki said while pointing under the table.
Shinpachi looked over and saw Kondo huddled under the table.
"Masaka?!" Shinpachi was about to speak when Kondo interrupted him.
"Hundan! Don't you doubt me?!" Kondo shouted, "I am a samurai! How could I do such a despicable act as stealing underwear!"
"There is no samurai in the world who would be a stalker," Gintoki said as he walked to Jiang Cheng's table and sat down.
"Even if I am a stalker, I will never steal underwear!" Kondo climbed out of the table and retorted, "Be careful, I will sue you!"
"Now we are going to sue you, you bastard." Xin Baji said.
"Now the Shinsengumi will be disbanding, ah, that's really gratifying." Gintoki said as he picked up the sweets on Jiang Cheng's table and started eating.
"Wait, let's take a look at this first," Kondo hurriedly took out a newspaper and handed it to Shinpachi.
"Ah, what is this?" Shinpachi opened the newspaper, "He appears again!! The Phantom Thief Crotch Cloth Mask."
"The bastard thief who has been causing chaos on the streets recently is dressed very weirdly as the name suggests. He covers his face with a bright red crotch cloth, runs around in the night wearing only a pair of shorts, steals the panties of beautiful girls, and then Distributed to unloved men... He is a very weird guy..." Just after Kondo finished speaking, Jiang Cheng couldn't sit still.
"Hey, is everything you orangutan just said true?" Jiang Cheng tugged on Kondo's collar with a kind smile on his face.
"...Hey, could it be Jiang Chengsang..." Before Xinbaji could finish speaking, he was frightened by Jiang Cheng's eyes.
"That guy, I will definitely kill him!" Jiang Cheng said with a sinister smile, "Not only did he ruin my innocence, but he also insulted me! I will definitely kill him! Even if Edo is razed to the ground, I will still Kill him, hahahahahaha."
"Hey, Gintoki, it seems like things are getting worse and worse. Please say a few words quickly." Shinpachi was about to turn his head after finishing speaking, when he saw Gintoki take out a pair of panties from his arms.
"I see, these panties actually have this meaning." Gintoki said to himself, "I thought they were a gift from Santa Claus."
"So you received it too!" Xin Baji's head was full of black lines, "Besides, how can there be Santa Claus at this time?"
"Have you two received it? Hahaha, that's the medal that proves a man who is unloved!" Kondo laughed after saying that, but was frightened and stopped by Jiang Cheng who burst out with special arrogance. .
"What did you say? You orangutan? Do you want to go to hell so much? Do you want to be reincarnated so much? Huh?" Jiang Cheng's eyes flashed fiercely, like a wild beast.
"Nothing. In fact, I also received it." Kondo said, taking out a pantyhose from his chest and kneeling down in front of Jiang Cheng, "Please don't eat me! Orangutan meat is not delicious!"
"Hey, you two, since we are all in the same situation, then... let's kill him together!" Jiang Cheng helped Kondo up and said, but he was still smiling sinisterly.
"Get rid of... Get rid of some..." Before Kondo could finish his words, he was frightened by Jiang Cheng's eyes again, "Hi!"
"What about you? Gintoki?"
"Humph, he's just a pervert. Why are you pretending to be a righteous thief?" Gintoki tore the panties in his hand to pieces. "Why do you think I'm unloved, that bastard!"
"Then, let's go kill him together." Jiang Cheng said, dragging Kondo and Gintoki towards the door. When they reached the counter, Jiang Cheng did not forget to pay.
"Wait, actually I have a plan..." Gintoki said...
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