The Shimura family…
"Chapter 35, Bastard Crotch Cloth Mask Arrest Battle~" After Gintoki finished speaking, everyone in the audience clapped and cheered.
At this time, a group of people were standing in front of Gintoki, including the Shimura siblings, Kagura, Jiang Cheng, and everyone from the Shinsengumi.
"What the hell is Chapter 35..." Shinbaji stood in the noisy crowd and curled his lips.
"Xin Bajiao, don't worry, this is the last time in that bastard's life." Jiang Cheng patted Xin Bajiu on the shoulder and said, but before he could say anything, Xin Bajiu interrupted him.
"You're not complaining about this at all!"
"Don't worry, I will be very measured. I just want to ask that bastard to cross a bridge, drink a bowl of soup and sleep comfortably." Jiang Cheng assured, patting his chest, "Maybe we can start a second life. , just like a divorced old woman having a second spring. Saving the lost lamb, when I think of this, I can't help but be moved." After saying that, Jiang Cheng couldn't help but pretend to wipe his tears.
Xin Baji was no longer able to complain.
"Ah, I didn't expect that Jiang Chengsang had the same idea." A Miao squinted her eyes and smiled.
"Then, I would like to invite Isao Kondo, the trainee chairman, to speak..." After Gintoki finished speaking, he handed the microphone to Kondo, who had just taken the stage.
"Our True Selection Group exists to protect the peace of the city. The so-called peace means that people can live and work in peace and contentment, and only the little bits of happiness of each person can add up to the peace of the entire city!" Kondo said, and his eyes unconsciously glanced at the people he was talking to. Jiang Cheng was chatting and laughing, but A Miao's old face suddenly turned red and he continued, "So, New Bachi-kun, it is also the mission of our true selection team to protect my sister's panties!"
"Ah, our director is really the best in the world in making such superficial excuses." Zongwu said.
"Hey~!" Kondo became anxious upon hearing this and immediately wanted to refute.
"I asked, why are the Shinsengumi even here?" the new eight-year-old student asked helplessly, while looking at Jiang Cheng and A Miao, who were chatting and laughing, but were burning with unusual arrogance, " These two have already begun to make the whole incident develop in no time, and together with the Shinsengumi... "
"Revenge, right, Hijikata?" After Sougo said, Shinpachi turned back to find Hijikata who was sitting on the floor behind everyone.
However, it was then discovered that Hijikata, who was sitting on the ground, had joined Jiang Cheng and A Miao's discussion at some point. He had the same smile on his face, but his body was also burning with inexplicable arrogance.
"Yeah, this plan is really good. I can't help but get excited when I think about sending a bastard who made a big mistake to start a new second life." Fourteen said with a refreshing look.
"I never thought that one day I would have the same idea as the deputy chief of the real selection team. It's really surprising." Jiang Cheng replied with the same refreshing look.
"Hey, these three incredible people have formed an incredible united front." Shinpachi said with a dark face, but then he reacted, "Hijikata-san? Could it be that even Hijikata-san has received it..."
Before he finished speaking, Sougo interrupted, "Really, there really was a fool who gave a pair of panties to our Hijikata-san." After saying that, he took out a white panty from his arms. pants.
Hijikata, who was talking to Jiang Cheng and A Miao, instantly drew his knife. After the sound of the blade cutting through the air, the panties in Sougo's hand had been broken into pieces.
"Beautiful sword skills!" Jiang Cheng was the first to applaud.
"Then, can I control that bastard's lower body?" Fourteen turned his head again and said with a smile after putting away the knife.
"Hey, didn't we agree to chop it into pieces and throw it into the sea to feed the sharks? You are so cunning, Hijikata-kun." Jiang Cheng complained.
"Hey, does this situation really not matter?!" Xin Baji said with a black line on his face.
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"Heartbeat! Piles of women's crotch cloth mask arrest battle~" Gintoki once again stood in front of the stage and said, and everyone applauded and cheered again.
"What's the point of having a bunch of women?" Shinbaji once again stood in the noisy crowd and complained.
"Then, let's re-arrange our stance," Gintoki said, and everyone fell silent. Then Gintoki continued, "This time, with the full support of Ms. Mya Shimura, we will choose the decoy combat method."
"Bait?" Xin Baji had just wondered when he saw A Miao standing on the stage and reaching out to take out a pair of sexy panties.
"I provide fighting PanCi, which is Mickey Rourke's cat punch in a more powerful way."
As soon as A Miao finished speaking, Kondo in the audience wailed "Cat Punch?!" His nosebleed suddenly and he fell to the ground. (PS: Rourke: Translated as Mickey Rourke. An American actor who once went to Japan for boxing. His ugly boxing technique of scratching people when he gets close is called cats punch; PS2: The pronunciation of punch is the same as the pronunciation of pants. similar)
"Wait a minute, this is too scary. Most men can't stand it! They will be scared away..." Gintoki said from the side.
"Hmm..." Ah Miao thought carefully for a moment, then took out another pink pair of panties with a cat pattern printed on it, "What about this one? Name it: Akebono's head-on fall." (Akebono: Akebono Taro, He was a former sumo wrestler in Henggang, but later became a boxer but was defeated repeatedly. During the competition, he often fell face down like a dead man. If you are interested in Japanese sumo, you can read "Hinomaru Sumo", which is also a good show , quite passionate, although the ending is a bit rushed.)
At this time, Kondo, who had just gotten up, was hit again and fell face to face, with nosebleeds all over the floor...
"No no, this is crazy..." Gintoki said again.
And Xin Baji in the audience finally couldn't help it, frowned slightly and said: "Sister, you took out so many pairs of panties and dangled them around, why don't you think about my younger brother? He is so embarrassed that he is better than being beaten by his family. It’s much more embarrassing to see them together.”
"In this way, a young man can step onto the ladder of adulthood, Aru." Kagura nodded while holding her hands.
"Don't sum it up easily there!"
"Well, calm down, Mr. Xin Baji." Jiang Cheng tried to persuade him, and at the same time, he quietly stuffed a few experience coupons with pictures of little people into Xin Baji's arms, and attached them to Xin Baji. He whispered in his ear, "I didn't give these pictures to anyone~ This is the real ladder to adulthood. Use it whenever you need it!"
After saying that, Jiang Cheng stood up again and looked forward, but secretly gave Xin Baji a thumbs up with his hand.
"That's too early! He can't stand such excitement at his age! You should leave it to me for safekeeping!" Gintoki walked off the stage and said to himself, and took out the coupons in Shinpachi's arms. Come out and put it in your arms.
"What are you doing! Gintoki, what do you mean by taking away the young man's ladder to adulthood!" Jiang Cheng was immediately unhappy.
"Hey, I didn't say anything from the beginning to the end, okay!" Xin Baji said with black lines on his head.
"It's too early! You must learn to stand up before you learn to take steps!" Gintoki said righteously.
"You know nothing! After boys enter puberty, they stand [standing] every morning when they wake up!" Jiang Cheng retorted.
The two started fighting again...
"That's enough for you!" Xin Baji finally couldn't bear it anymore.
But at this moment, A Miao slashed horizontally with a long knife, and everyone fell to the ground to dodge.
"I'm risking my panties and my life! You idiots have time to talk, so why not arrest them quickly?"
"Hi!"×n
"Big sister, you're so handsome Aru!"
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"Listen up! That guy pays more attention to the quality of girls than the quantity of panties! He is a pervert by nature! So he will definitely sneak in here again, and we will wait for the opportunity to attack." Gintoki still stood in front of everyone, but with The difference just now is that everyone is standing outside now, and above Gintoki's head are the panties hanging on the hanger.
"This evil act of trampling on a girl's innocence and a man's pride is absolutely unforgivable! Cheer up! Go all out! Kill with one blow! His little white shorts are stained with blood!" After Gintoki said, everyone responded and raised their hands. Guy.
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"This is this?" Jiang Cheng looked at the big package Sougo was carrying and asked in confusion.
"I was wondering if I would encounter something similar, so I brought these from the warehouse in the city." Sougo said and put down the big package. Jiang Cheng curiously squatted down to see Sougo put it. The package unwraps.
"What are these?" Xin Baji also came over and squatted down and asked.
"How should I put it...similar to a landmine..." Sougo explained.
But just as he finished speaking, Jiang Cheng had already left with a large pile, digging holes, placing landmines, and burying the soil in one go.
"What do you mean it's similar! This is simply a mine!" Shinpachi yelled.
"It's not easy to take it out secretly. They're very strict over there." Sougo continued to talk to himself as if he hadn't heard.
"Snakes have snake paths, rats have rat paths." Fourteen said from the side.
"That's such an understatement!" Shinpachi yelled.
"As long as the yard is filled with mines, this simple house can become a completely invincible and formidable fortress." Sougo said with a finger.
"Just let it continue to be simple!" Xin Baji complained, "Besides, you are basically breaking the law, okay! It's basically the law enforcers who are breaking the law..."
"What is external is external, and what is internal is internal." Sougo stood up and explained.
"Ignore your weird theory," Shinpachi pointed at the package on the ground, "That's a weapon! Do you think there's going to be a war?!"
"No!" Fourteen said while holding his hands, "The real name is [Landmine Analog]."
"Nonsense!"
Just as Xin Baji opened his mouth, he was interrupted by A Miao's voice.
"Xin-chan, as you said, this place is already a battlefield! If you think it's a joke, just go home!" A Miao walked over and said righteously.
"Sister," Xin Bajia pointed at the ground, "This is my home."
"You say the battlefield is your home? What a good boy!" Fourteen praised.
(End of chapter)