After Atong-chan finished speaking, the TV screen switched instantly and began to show the next preview:
"The TV show that will be broadcast next time is - Teramon Michi's official FAN CLUB decisive battle (the pianist on the scene)!"
"Intelligence! Physical strength! Strength! Effort! Financial ability! Endurance! Power! Superpower!! Use all the abilities you have!! Express your love for Atsushi-chan!!"
The TV screen at this time was fixed on a registration notice:
[Time: May 21st.]
[Budget competition venue: Oedo Sports Plaza]
[Official competition venue: Oedo TV.]
[Competition format: Team battle of four people]
The host's voice-over continued: "The long-standing war between men has finally come to an end! Teramondori officially decides the FAN CLUB battle (the pianist on the field), and players are now being recruited! Each team chooses After selecting four representatives, send the team name and participant name by email to the following address..."
The screen switched back to Templeton Street, where Templeton Street waved energetically towards the camera and raised his fist with a smile on his face.
"Everyone, I'm waiting for you (the world's largest poop) at the venue!"
Voice-over: "The winning team will receive an official FAN CLUB membership card as well as bonuses and exquisite gifts."
At the end of the show, Atong-chan blew a kiss to the screen~
“Please actively sign up~”
…
"Shin-chan...this is...this is!!" Takaya's eyes rekindled fighting spirit.
Xin Baji didn't respond, but everyone could feel a whirlwind blowing in the open space between him and Shi Shi. At the same time, an inexplicable arrogance ignited on the two of them.
Then, Xin Baji raised the corners of his mouth and glanced in the direction of Fourteen, his eyes filled with fighting spirit.
The same goes for fourteen.
At this moment, Gintoki's guest voice-over sounded again very appropriately: "It was the Warring States Period at the Teramondori FAN CLUB, and a fierce war broke out. The last two tigers standing on the battlefield were the Teramondori Guards and the Tōru. Group selection, who will win in the official battle? Now, the final war among the otakus has begun! Next time: The Cry of the Beast in the Wilderness!"
"Yeah~ Today's show is finally over~" Gintoki said lazily as he lay on the sofa.
"Yin Sang, you are very annoying," Xin Baji turned around and complained, "Have you been obsessed with doing narration recently? And Jiang Chengsang, don't fall asleep. Did you fall asleep after hearing the word "time" again this time? Are you ready? Wake up! Today’s broadcast has just begun!”
"Ha~" Jiang Cheng yawned, rubbed his groggy eyes, and said with an apologetic smile on his face: "Sorry, sorry, but I listened to the class well this time. It turns out that Akechi Mitsuhide and Zha After Furu defeated the demon Puu who started the Fourth Ninja War, the two were ready to fight to the death. These two people are really at odds~ Mitsuhide and Zaku."
"You didn't listen at all..." Xin Baji twitched the corner of his mouth and complained, "Speaking of which, your history study is really a mess... I don't even know how to complain. No, it should be because there are so many flaws that I don't even know. Where should I start vomiting..."
"It doesn't matter, Xinbaji," Jiang Cheng waved his hand nonchalantly, "A man who is too nostalgic about the past will not be liked by women~"
"This is not the reason why you have a bad history!"
"As long as we can participate in this and win the championship, we..." As he said this, Takaya raised his head and looked at Shinpachi with a look of excitement on his face, "We can also become official! Shin-chan! We still have a chance! Shin-chan !”
"Pfft, hiss, hiss, hiss..." Shili, who was leaning in front of the living room door, held his hands and smiled sadly, with a hint of ridicule in his words, "That's what the word [survive from desperate situations] means, right? I saved my life by relying on Temple Gate, members of the Temple Gate Guards. Anyway, it’s just a lingering breath. No matter the outcome, the result will not change. In the end, you can’t beat me. See you at the venue. Bar…"
With that said, Fourteen stood up straight, and after saying "Let me kick your dejected head off and send you on your way", he turned around with a smile...
But just when Fourteen took a step, Xin Baji suddenly looked at Fourteen and said seriously: "Please wait a moment..."
Asked, Fourteen stopped.
"Shizuo... no, Hijikata-san," Shinpachi continued, "You are not Shishizu, but Hijikata-san, right?"
"Huh?" Kagura, who was sitting on the sofa next to her, made a confused sound.
"Otaku is a timid Otaku, and he would never go to the enemy's territory to provoke him," Shinpashi continued, "nor would he smile so disgustingly on purpose, and the most important thing is …He doesn’t know how to smoke!”
Only then did everyone realize that there was a pack of cigarettes that had been opened and missing a few cigarettes in the breast pocket of Shishi's sleeveless zigzag denim jacket...
Fourteen turned his back to everyone. After a moment of silence, he took out a cigarette from his pocket, lit it, and took a puff.
"Hijikata-san, what are you planning?" Shinpachi spoke again, "Pretend to be fourteen, contact the OTAKUs, bring so many OTAKUs together, and become a huge force, even official fans of Otatsu-chan I want to get my hands on every position in the club... What is your purpose?! What on earth do you want to do?!"
At this time, Fourteen slowly replied: "As you know, Fourteen was born because I came into contact with the demon sword. He is Hijikata Jushiro who partially increased the value of the useless OTAKU due to the curse. . That’s right, that guy is not another personality inhabiting my body, but the real Hijikata Jushiro!”
"However, I always resisted him, separated him as another personality, and sealed him to the deepest part of my consciousness. "That guy will disappear one day." That's what I thought. But... no matter how much I waited, that guy didn't disappear. He was still waiting for a flaw to appear, waiting for an opportunity to take back the body. Now I am still waiting with my eyes wide open in the depths of my consciousness..."
As he said this, Fourteen smiled somewhat self-deprecatingly, "Do you guys know? I just bought a locker that feels good, and I was a little excited thinking about what to put... When I came back to my senses, then My mood when it was filled with beautiful girl DVDs without even realizing it..."
"Do you know? Just when I was about to set off to prepare for a decisive battle with the anti-barbarian warriors... I chatted with friends I had never met for an hour and finally reflected on my feelings about EVA..."
Before Fourteen had finished speaking, Xin Baji had already come behind Fourteen and put his hand on Fourteen's shoulder. He lowered his head and interrupted loudly: "That's enough..."
"I'm tired...the days of fighting..." There was a hint of exhaustion in Fourteen's voice, "No matter whether I have to fight with the outside world or inside, when can I rest? Where can I rest? Although he is using The Demon Sword was born as an opportunity, but he is indeed a part of my personality. I am not refusing to fight, I have also had direct contact with that guy."
""You can't just disappear without doing anything. You have to leave proof of your life in this world." That's what the guy said. This..." There was a trace of unbearability on Fourteen's face, "...it belongs to Fourteen dream! These are the flowers that I finally had to offer in front of his grave because he was born! "
With that said, Fourteen turned to look at Shinpachi and declared with a serious face: "I want to reach the peak of OTAKU! Rule all OTAKU, dominate everything and become the demon king of OTAKU! Then leave the proof that that guy survived here. In the world! It is deeply engraved in people’s hearts! I will not give up. In order to make that guy become a Buddha, in order to completely regain this body! I will move forward along the path of domineering!"
“Hijikata-san…”
"Hey, Gin-chan, uncle," Kagura looked at Jiangcheng and Gintoki and asked, "Who is the overlord of Otaku? How can I become Aru? Where do I need to take the driver's license test?"
"You can pass the exam in a training class surrounded by a field of flowers." Gintoki answered casually without any motivation.
"No, just cut your hair into V-shaped bangs and put on that jagged sleeveless denim jacket. By the way, don't forget to get those dead fish eyes. This is the most important point." Jiang Cheng shook his head, crossed his hands and replied, "After you go out, just tell everyone you meet that you are the overlord of OTAKU. It will take about three days."
"Three days..." Kagura supported her chin and murmured with a frown, "It seems quite difficult Aru."
Somewhat unexpectedly, Fourteen ignored the teasing of several people and continued: "Top idol Temple Mondou, as long as you get that, you can reach the top of OTAKU, and my long battle will be over. it's over."
"Wait a minute," Gintoki reminded with a wave of his hand, "What did you get? That's just a fan club. By the way, do you two really understand?"
However, Shi Shi and Xin Baji were completely unmoved.
"Even so, do you still want to stop me?" Shi Shi looked at Xin Baji and said seriously, "Stop the battle that stakes my existence. Even now that you know this, do you still want to hinder me?"
"I'm sorry," Shinpachi replied with a serious face, "I will not hand over Atong-chan to someone else who has no love for her!"
"Give it to what? It's not yours in the first place, right?" Gintoki complained speechlessly, "I have told you so many times that you are just competing for the fan club."
"Humph, I knew it would turn out like this," Fourteen snorted, "It seems that this battle is unavoidable no matter what!"
"The Guards must protect the princess until the last moment! This is our mission!" There was no timidity in Xin Baji's eyes.
"If you want to stop my tyranny, let's try it!"
"Let's fight it out! Hijikata-san!"
The pupils of Xin Baji and Fourteen shrank slightly at the same time, and they said at the same time: "The one who can become the official fan club of Shimondong... is me!!"
(End of chapter)