"The two of them didn't listen to anyone at all," Gintoki pointed at the two of them and looked at Jiang Cheng, "they were completely immersed in their own battle."
"Gintoki, it's useless for you to do this. Didn't Liu Haijun say that there is an OTAKU in his body?" Jiang Cheng gently raised the corners of his mouth, showing a refreshing (black-bellied) smile, "So you have to use Only topics that OTAKU is interested in, leave it to me..."
With that said, Jiang Cheng set off and calmly came to the side of Xin Baji and Shi Shi, gently patted Shi Shi on the shoulder and showed a friendly smile, and said: "Well, about the attack The final words of the giant…”
Before Jiang Cheng finished speaking, Shi Shi stood there with his eyes wide open...
after an hour…
Only then did Fourteen slowly come back to his senses, but at this time Fourteen found that he was sitting on the sofa in the Wanshiwu Room, opposite Jiang Cheng and Gintoki, who all had twitching mouths and speechless faces.
Moreover, for some reason, Fourteen suddenly felt a little dry, as if he was in the same state after giving lectures to the team members for an hour.
"I didn't expect you to have so many thoughts about the final words of Attack on Titan..." Jiang Cheng said with black lines on his head and twitching corners of his mouth.
"It's really long-winded... I actually talked for more than an hour..." Xin Bajia also looked speechless.
"You bastard..." Fourteenth also reacted. He immediately stood up and grabbed Jiang Cheng's collar with gritted teeth. "I didn't settle the matter with you last time, but you're still teasing me this time!"
"What happened last time? What happened?" Jiang Cheng tilted his head, showing a naturally dazed expression, and asked doubtfully: "Does it mean the time I suggested that Sougo-kun add laxatives to your mayonnaise?"
"So it was your idea that time too! Bastard!" Big veins popped out on Fourteen's face. He suppressed the anger in his heart and cursed word by word through gritted teeth, "And what happened in the previous movie, I But I’ve never forgotten it!”
"But Sougo-kun, as the producer and one of the starring actors, agreed," Jiang Cheng replied with a trace of distress on his face, "and Sougo-kun and I only took half of the box office share, and the rest was Isn’t it all left to you?”
"I've never gotten that kind of money!" Fourteen rolled his eyes and retorted, "And do you think I would want that kind of money?!"
"Sougo-kun and I knew you would say that," Jiang Cheng showed a look of rejoicing, then gave a thumbs up and winked, "so we distributed all your share to Yoshiwara who has stopped accepting guests and Wandering girls who can’t pick up customers. Don’t worry.”
"Let it go!"
"Huh? Do you still want it in the end?" Jiang Cheng asked doubtfully, but then waved his hand, "That's impossible. The deputy chief of the real selection team I know is not the kind of person who would take that kind of money. He would definitely disdain it. Gu Cai is right!"
"That's not the point at all, right?!"
"...It's only 50 million, so you will definitely look down upon it." Jiang Cheng nodded and continued, "I know you, how can that little money impress the deputy chief of the real selection team?"
"You...you...you said...how much?!" Fourteen's tongue suddenly became knotted, his eyes widened, and he looked at Jiang Cheng in disbelief.
At the same time, the Wanshiwu trio and Gao Wu also looked at Jiang Cheng in surprise.
"Didn't Sougo-kun tell you?" Jiang Cheng asked doubtfully, "Because it was only shown for a while before all the theaters were blocked by a certain starring actor and all the Shinsengumi team members, so in the end the money he got was not It’s only 100 million.”
"One...one...one hundred million?!!" Gintoki's whole body felt bad.
"Ah, yes, but my share and Liu Haijun's share were distributed to the Yoshiwara girls," Jiang Cheng replied, "There was only a little left and I bought them all into games."
"Idiot uncle!" Kagura suddenly burst into flames and kicked Jiang Cheng away. Then he rushed forward without mercy, rode on Jiang Cheng's body, and hit Jiang Cheng with punch after punch. on the face.
"Why are they all being spread out?!" Kagura rolled her eyes and cursed, "I almost became a child of a rich family! Bastard uncle!"
"Because those wandering girls have a very difficult life because they have no income." Jiang Cheng replied.
"Can our family still be in trouble?!" Gintoki also joined the battlefield and cursed with rolled eyes, "Before you care about those wandering girls, first show me your old friends who are still struggling for food and clothing and you. My niece, you bastard!"
"You two, calm down!" Shinpachi came forward and grabbed the furious Gintoki and Kagura, then turned his head and pointed at Shizuo, who was staying in place without any reaction. "The one who feels the most complicated right now is probably Hijikata-san. I originally didn't have to worry about mayonnaise for the rest of my life, but in the end..."
"Well, I just remembered that I have something else to do. I'm going to leave now. I'll be there to cheer you on on the day of the competition!" With that said, Jiang Cheng rubbed oil on his soles and slipped away...
Just after Jiang Cheng escaped from the House of Everything, he suddenly heard the roar of Shi Shi that broke through the sky...
"Bastards!!!"
…
The time came for the game day.
The makeshift venue was already packed to the rafters with OTAKU who arrived early. The current atmosphere was excited to an incredible level by the more than 5,000 OTAKU people present.
Several helicopters responsible for the broadcast were hovering over the venue, and the sound of buzzing propellers did not affect the high atmosphere at the scene. Finally, amid cheers from the crowd, Atong stepped onto the stage.
"Everyone!" Atong, who was wearing a pink bathrobe with patterns on it, shouted excitedly with a microphone, "Do you like Atong?"
"My favorite!!"×5000+
"Do you like it the most?"
“My favorite!!”×5000+
"Do you like it the most?"
"I love it the most!!"×5000+
…
"Um, Gin-san, that host... looks familiar..." Shinpachi, who was wearing the uniform of the Temple Gate Guards in the audience, twitched his eyes and looked at Gintoki, who was also wearing the uniform of the Guards, "That … Is it Jiang Chengsang? If I’m not mistaken, it’s definitely Jiang Chengsang, right? What’s the situation? What exactly is the situation? Didn’t he say he would come to cheer us up?”
"Calm down, Shinpachi," Gintoki said, holding his hands, "If he were the host, we would definitely be able to win the championship more easily."
"That's not what I want to say..." Xin Bajia shook his head, and then looked at Jiang Cheng, who was standing on one side of the stage wearing a suit and smiling, "What I want to say is what did he do to the original host? ?Did you strip naked after being knocked unconscious? And then enter the venue instead of the host? Really?"
"It doesn't matter that kind of thing," Gintoki waved his hand and replied, "Now we can just let him declare our victory directly, which saves a lot of effort."
On stage…
Just when Atondi asked the audience countless times, "Do you like the most, most, most, most... the most?" Jiang Cheng, who was standing by, finally couldn't help but speak out.
"I asked you to be quieter? How many times?" Jiang Cheng looked at Atong impatiently with the microphone and complained, "Are you an insecure housewife? If you can't hear the other half's answer, you will Are you feeling uneasy? The most, most, most, most, what the most, what a verbose thing! Little girl!"
"Huh?" Atong stopped instantly and turned to look at Jiang Cheng in surprise, "Jiang...Jiang Chengsang?"
"And you," Jiang Cheng turned around and looked at the OTAKUs in the audience. After taking a deep breath, he cursed loudly: "It's so noisy! Bastards! This is your first time to participate in training. Are you a traveling elementary school student? Are you so excited that you want to [beep—] to come out?!"
"What did you say?! Bastard!" The audience immediately became excited and threw everything they could throw at Jiang Cheng.
However, Jiang Cheng looked casual. He simply dodged a few times and dodged everything that hit him.
"Well, actually I wanted to say it from the beginning," Jiang Cheng sighed softly and spoke again, "If you like this kind of thing, you don't have to shout it out with your mouth, OTAKUs. Most of us are adults, just having fun. Don’t you think this kind of thing is childish?”
"Then what do you think we should do?" the audience retorted.
"Anyway, today's decisive battle for Atong's future chrysanthemum guardian begins now." Jiang Cheng waved his hand and frowned impatiently.
"That, Jiang Chengsang, is not the deciding battle for the future guardians of the chrysanthemum, but the deciding battle for the Simentong Official Fan Club (the pianist on the field)." Atong reminded with a blushing face and some embarrassment.
"It doesn't matter!" Jiang Cheng replied, "It's all about protection and love anyway! It's also the official responsibility to protect idols' chrysanthemums! You think so?!"
"Yes!"×5000+
"Wait a minute, let me read the script." Jiang Cheng reached into his arms, took out the original host's script, and began to read sentence by sentence, "Atong-chan... how about this number of people? There are actually 5,000 people. Many Atong fans are here. Wow~ It’s awesome~ Everyone, thank you (Tōxunbo Cliff Jumping), and here I am..."
Before Jiang Cheng could finish speaking, he was interrupted by Atong.
"Um, that was my line just now, Jiang Chengsang." Atong tugged at the corner of Jiang Cheng's clothes and reminded in a low voice, "It's my line starting from ah~ awesome."
"It doesn't matter what happens to this kind of thing!" After saying that, Jiang Cheng threw away the script and continued with some disdain, "An actor who can only read his lines from the script will never be able to fly a helicopter!"
Atong:…
"Well, since everyone is here, let's get started." Jiang Cheng nodded, then extended an index finger with a serious look and continued, "Because there are 5,000 people, we choose to fight in a chaotic way today. We will All of you are put on an isolated island, where there are the supplies you need to survive. You are given a week to use the firearms you collected to fight for the only victory! The team that survives to the end will get the guardian Atong-chan. Chrysanthemum’s qualifications! Do you understand?!”
"I understand your size!" Gintoki rushed onto the stage, kicked Jiang Cheng away, rolled his eyes and cursed, "Where did this game of chicken come from?!"
Thanks for the 500 starting coin reward for Fallen Wings 4.
Thank you to Lion Heart Club Chu Zihang for two monthly passes, thank you to manloss for two monthly passes, thank you to Lonely Meteor 666 for two monthly passes, thank you to Fallen Wings 4 for four monthly passes, thank book friend 2019xxxx5526 for two monthly passes, thank you to Phantom Baku’s four monthly passes, thank you to Hanhan Ding for his two monthly passes, thank you to Qixue Yahen for his four monthly passes, and thank you to Yadai for his four monthly passes.
Thank you so much.
Then, after twelve o'clock today, it seems that the monthly tickets are doubled...
(End of chapter)