"What are you doing?" Jiang Cheng wiped his nosebleed and got up from the ground, complaining with his eyes rolled, "What are you doing to the host? Believe it or not, you will be disqualified? Assholes!"
"You fake host has no right to say this!" Gintoki shouted with rolled eyes, "Speaking of which, what's going on with your outfit? What's going on? Where's the original host? Why are you Are you here? What did you do to the original host?!"
"Hmph," Jiang Cheng folded his hands and laughed disdainfully, "That kind of thing didn't exist from the beginning. Who do you think is the sponsor of this game? Who do you think is the person responsible for the broadcast backstage?"
"Could it be...could it be..." Gintoki finally came to his senses. He narrowed his beady eyes and twitched half of his face. He turned his head and looked at the helicopter hovering in the sky. He saw that there was actually a group of Baihua's people in the helicopter. member!
Gintoki lowered his head and glanced at the security staff at the venue. Surprisingly... all of them were members of Momoka!
"What on earth are you doing?!" Gintoki felt bad. He grabbed Jiang Cheng by the collar and complained wildly with white eyes, "Why did you become the host for no reason? Why did Yoshihara become the host of this game for no reason? Sponsors of the game? Why did you let those women take over the game? What on earth are you thinking in your head?!"
"Why?" Jiang Cheng was a little confused, "Of course it's to advertise Yoshihara, there is such a good opportunity."
"Shut up!"
Just as Gintoki finished speaking, Shinpachi on the side quickly grabbed Gintoki, and whispered in Gintoki's ear: "Calm down, Gintoki, since the host is really Jiang Chengsang, right? It’s more advantageous for us here.”
"I'm just unhappy!" Gintoki shouted.
"Because of various reasons, let's not talk nonsense!" Jiang Cheng raised the microphone and shouted to the audience again, "Let's go directly to the finals! Are you ready?!"
"Yes!"×5000+
"I know that every contestant who comes here is feeling anxious at the moment, worried that they won't be able to compare to other teams," Jiang Cheng said with a hint of unbearability, "But! Don't worry! I have formulated very fair competition rules! I will never favor any team! Love? That kind of thing that cannot be seen cannot be measured at all! Do you think your love for this flat-chested girl is not as good as others?!"
"Give me a moment," Shinpachi said with a cold face, "What do you mean by flat-chested girl? Replace me with Atong-chan, the cutest idol in the world! You bastard!"
"Yo Xi, for insulting the host, you will be punished once by the Simentong Guards." Jiang Cheng took out a small book, opened it, took out a ballpoint pen and made a mark on it, then closed it and looked at the audience with a smile. , explained, "By the way, as long as you insult the host three times, you will be directly disqualified!"
"Yin Sang, this person has no intention of favoring us at all." Xin Baji complained with a black line on his face, "It's just for fun, right?"
"I haven't read the previous rules of the competition... No, they are not suitable for you at all!" Jiang Cheng once again faced the contestants, "Physical strength? Financial strength? What are those? Use that kind of thing to judge your performance around me. Do you think this flat... no, Atong-chan’s love is fair?! Answer me loudly! Is it fair?!”
"You're right, it's not fair at all to judge our love with that kind of thing!"
"You're right! It's not fair at all! I'm just poor, but my love for Atong-chan is the same!"
"I just have poor physical strength, but my love for Atsushi-chan is not inferior to anyone else!"
More and more contestants echoed, and the voice of "unfairness" became louder and louder.
"Yin Sang, it seems that even someone like Jiang Cheng Sang is very serious in such a formal occasion." Xin Bajiu praised in a low voice.
"Hey!" Gintoki turned away and spat quietly, saying disdainfully, "Don't be fooled by appearance, Shinpachi."
"Yo Xi, the staff over there will kick out those who say it's unfair and disqualify them." Jiang Cheng glanced at the staff (members of Baihua) on the side, and then faced the contestants again, with a look of disdain on his face. Then he said, "Why are you chasing an idol if you don't have money? What can you do to support your favorite idol? What about the idol's new album? Physical strength? You don't even have good physical strength. You are going to be in a hospital bed Are you supporting your idols? Go back quickly, Cherrys!"
"Um, Yin Sang, I take back what I just said..." Xin Baji said expressionlessly, "This person is still playing."
Seeing the hundreds of OTAKUs being dragged away one after another by Baihua members, the remaining contestants did not express any dissatisfaction.
"Ahem," Jiang Cheng cleared his throat and spoke again, "A lot of competitors have been lost all of a sudden. Are you happy? But don't rush to be happy now, I will announce more surprising news next!"
With that said, Jiang Cheng took out a crumpled piece of paper from his arms, flattened it, and started to read word by word: "Everyone participating in the competition, because there is only one winning team in the end, it is inevitable that other teams will It will produce a feeling of loss. Therefore, for the sake of social stability and to appease the losers, as the organizer, we will give each losing team four 10% discount coupons for various Yoshiwara stores!"
"What?! There's a prize for failing?!"
“Or Yoshiwara’s 10% off experience coupon?!”
"I'm starting to look forward to it!"
"Me too!"
"In this case, it doesn't matter even if I lose the game! By the way, I can still say goodbye to my virginity!"
"That's right! The organizer of this event really takes care of us!"
Listening to the whispers of the contestants at the scene, Xin Baji complained expressionlessly: "I don't want to complain anymore. This is undoubtedly a discount scam..."
"No, you are wrong, Shinpachi," Gintoki said in a serious tone, holding his hands, "This is not just a simple discount scam, you see! Those contestants are no longer interested in winning the competition! Their so-called winning mentality has been smoothed away by this man!"
"It's... it's true!" Shinpachi looked at the competitors who were discussing which store to go to and exclaimed, "It's... indeed Jiang Chengsang who knows how to play with OTAKU's people! Simply. Just a few words will actually..."
Before Xin Baji could finish speaking, Jiang Cheng spoke again: "Well, don't get excited yet. Cherrys, they haven't finished talking yet."
Only then did all the OTAKUs calm down again and looked at Jiang Cheng, who saw Jiang Cheng holding up the microphone and continued: "Because of the possibility of special circumstances, the subsequent Yoshihara 10% off store discount coupons can be exchanged for mayonnaise bathing for free for three days. Voucher."
[evil ways!]Xin Baji's eyes widened in an instant, he looked at Jiang Cheng, and thought to himself: "This is simply evil! It was completely a trap set for Hijikata-san! Hijikata-san, who loves mayonnaise, will definitely be shaken! Well done! Jiang Chengsang!]
"Who wants that kind of thing? Let's start the game!"
"Yeah, start quickly!"
The audience in the audience shouted...
"Hey, Fourteen, calm down." A certain orangutan in the crowd looked at Fourteen, who had his head lowered and his shoulders were shaking, and reminded him, "This is a trap! It is a trap you must not fall for!"
"Asshole..." Fourteen lowered his head and said every word through gritted teeth.
…
"Then, next, the victory or defeat officially begins!" Jiang Cheng announced loudly, and then looked at Atong-chan aside, "Um, Ping... Atong-chan, please read out the rules of the competition."
"Huh?" Atong-chan was a little flustered for a moment, "Didn't Jiang Chengsang just say that he had formulated new competition rules? I don't know anything yet."
"How could there be such a thing?" Jiang Cheng waved his hands and said nonchalantly, "How could I possibly think about such troublesome things?"
Shinyachi/Gintoki/Takaya/Kagura: This person is really annoying...
"How about this?" Jiang Cheng suddenly thought of something and raised his index finger and suggested, "How about using a lottery method? Is it fair? In the end, Atong will draw the number plate of the lucky team, and everyone will not have it. Complaints, all teams have exactly the same chances.”
"Huh? This, this..." Atong began to squirm, "Although it does seem fair, but..."
"Isn't it possible?" Jiang Cheng asked doubtfully, "But I just thought of this method. It's quick, effective, and fair."
"Jiang Cheng-sang," Xin Bajio on the side came over with the script that Jiang Cheng had just thrown away, and stuffed it into Jiang Cheng's hand, "If you really don't know what to say, just follow the script... don't say anything anymore. Something strange to say."
"It's too much trouble," Jiang Cheng complained. "The lines I prepared end here. After that, I have to go back and play games."
"Can you be a little more responsible?" Xin Baji said with twitching corners of his mouth.
"Let me do it!" Gintoki took the script from Jiang Cheng's hand with an unhappy look on his face, glanced at it briefly, crumpled the script into a ball and threw it behind him.
"In short, the rules of the competition are very simple," Gintoki grabbed the microphone from Jiang Cheng's hand, raised an index finger and said seriously, "Because it's too troublesome, we will directly enter the finals, and now we will distribute Atong's [ Beep—], the team that eats up the fastest is the winning team.”
Kagura faced Atong with a stack of small plates in her arms at the right time and said, "Please! Oh!"
"It's a good method, but it's just a little disgusting." Jiang Cheng crossed his hands and nodded, commenting, "But having said that, is it necessary to go to this point to chase an idol now? You have to eat [Beep —] level? That’s awesome, New Eight."
"Don't listen to Yin Sang's nonsense, Jiang Cheng Sang..." Xin Bajiu replied in a low voice, somewhat speechless.
"Wait a minute! What's going on with this random competition?!"
"How many [beep-] do you think Atong-chan can pull out?!"
"There must be a limit to how you use Atong-chan to make fun of it! Just stop it in moderation!"
"Atsushi-chan doesn't know how to poop or fart! Get out of here! You scum!"
All OTAKUs immediately became excited and expressed their dissatisfaction.
(End of chapter)