"What?" Gintoki retorted with a look of disdain, "It's you bastards who should get out! If you like someone, you should also like the dirty parts of that person! Why can't you [beep-] ? Just by pretending not to see the dirty place, you are already out! Get out of here, you virgins."
As he said that, Gintoki pointed at Shinpachi beside him, and continued: "Our general shouted that he could eat eight bowls, and you guys will never be a match for our Temondori Guards even if it takes you a lifetime! "
Asked, Shinpachi turned his head to look at Gintoki, with several black lines appearing under the corners of his eyes, and reminded him in a low voice: "Please don't talk nonsense about that."
"Temple Gate Guards?!"
"They are the strongest ones... Impossible! I heard that the Guards have been completely wiped out by emerging forces long ago!"
"No way! Are those guys still alive?!"
"Don't be kidding me! I only came to participate because they were not here and I thought I had a chance of winning!"
"Being able to eat eight bowls is impossible for humans! I think I can barely eat one bowl, but my strength is far behind!"
"I...I abstain!"
"I also… !"
…
Because of Gintoki's [beep—] speech, hundreds of OTAKUs fled in panic. After receiving the so-called Yoshiwara 10% off store coupons at the entrance of the venue, they fled the venue without looking back.
"Master Jiang Cheng, this is the new script." A young lady from Baihua appeared on the stage instantly and handed the new script to Jiang Cheng.
"Thank you." Jiang Cheng said with a smile, and then pointed to the four people in the uniforms of the Simentong Guards nearby, "Go down, and take a few of them down with you, they are annoying to death."
"Hi!"
After the Baihua girl responded, several Baihua girls appeared next to them, pushing Gintoki and others off the stage.
"Stop causing trouble for Jiangcheng-sama!" A Baihua girl scolded Gintoki and the others, "This is the first time Jiangcheng-sama has appeared in front of a national audience! We can't destroy Jiangcheng-sama just because of you guys. image of sama!”
"That's right!" Several other Baihua ladies agreed.
"Next time, as the sole sponsor of the organizer, we, Baihua, have the right to deprive you of your qualifications to participate." Miss Baihua continued, "Even Jiang Chengsama's friends and niece can't do it!"
"By the way, what is your purpose in letting that idiot become the host?" Gintoki complained speechlessly.
…
"Well, please be patient and let Atong-chan and I discuss the script for a while." After saying that, Jiang Cheng turned off the microphone, took the script he just got, and approached Atong, and the two started Discussing something quietly.
…
"Gin-sang, thank you very much. Counting Jiang Cheng-sang, our opponents have been reduced by one-fifth." Shinpachi looked at Gintoki aside and said in a low voice.
"You know," Gintoki replied casually, "Membership cards are fine, but the bonus is mine!"
"What Aru are you talking about?" Kagura retorted with a wrinkled face, "The prize money is all my Aru! For today's competition, I listened to Atsushi-chan's songs countless times, and now I know them all Sing Aru!”
After saying that, Kagura cleared her throat, "Your brother is squatting at home..."
Before he finished singing, Gintoki poked Kagura's cheek with his index finger, narrowed his eyes and said disdainfully: "Are you an idiot? Do you want to die? This is not Super Girl."
"Hey, Shin-chan, can these guys really do it?" Takaya whispered in Shinpachi's ear, who was speechless.
But at this moment, something unexpected happened on the stage.
A scarred man, his whole body tied tightly with ropes and wearing only crotch pants, struggled to crawl out from the backstage.
"Everyone! You can't believe this man! He is not the host!" the man shouted loudly.
"Sorry, Jiang Cheng-sama! It's because we didn't take good care of him!" Two Baihua ladies appeared instantly and knelt on one knee in front of Jiang Cheng.
"Ah, it doesn't matter," Jiang Cheng shrugged, "I'm tired of playing anyway, next..."
As he spoke, Jiang Cheng took off the ill-fitting green suit and said with a smile, "Next, it's real game time!"
"That guy..." Gintoki looked at the scene on the stage with his mouth twitching, "did he really do that?!"
"Leave it to you," Jiang Cheng untied the bun-haired man on the stage and put the suit on the man's shoulders. At the same time, he handed the microphone to the man and gave a thumbs up while squeezing it. I glanced at him and said, "The warm-up stage in front has been completed for you! It's your turn next!"
After saying that, Jiang Cheng walked off the stage with the two Baihua ladies.
"Team Yoshiwara, this is a major demerit," the host put on his clothes, straightened his appearance, raised the microphone and said, "If it happens again, we will be immediately disqualified from the competition!"
Xin Bajia, who was in the audience, twitched the corner of his mouth and looked at Jiang Cheng, "What... exactly is going on?"
"Of course I will eliminate some opponents before the game." Jiang Cheng waved his hand with an indifferent expression on his face.
"What's going on with my opponent?" Xin Bajiu grasped the key point and looked at Jiang Cheng in disbelief, "Could it be...!!"
"That's right, Mr. Xin Baji," Jiang Cheng narrowed his eyes, raised an index finger, and said with a smile, "We are also participating~"
"Why?!"
"Of course it's for the collector's edition game included in the luxurious prizes." Jiang Cheng replied matter-of-factly, "Now we are our opponents, Shinbaji-kun, Ye Xixi is suffering!"
"Isn't that right!" Xin Bajia shouted in a panic, holding his head, "Isn't that what you said, "You can risk your life for the sake of the life of your descendants?" ! "
"Actually, there is one more thing." Jiang Cheng stopped the smile on his face, raised his index finger, and continued with a serious look: "What you want should be obtained by your own ability."
"Hello!!"
"I'm sorry, Mr. Xin Baji, I won't be merciful this time." As he said that, Jiang Cheng glanced at the Baihua ladies standing aside, "Are you all ready?!"
"Hi!"×n
All the Baihua girls took out their kunai and looked at the enthusiastic OTAKUs in front of the stage with fierce expressions.
"Xin Baji, haven't you heard a sentence?" Jiang Cheng's lips raised slightly, revealing a sinister smile, "Games are of course only fun if you participate in them personally. You and Liu Hai All your boring fights will be crushed by me! Hahahaha..."
"Gin-san, it's terrible, Jiang Cheng-sang has really become playful," Shinpachi shuddered and turned to look at Gintoki anxiously, "He has completely entered a sinister state! What should we do? Originally, it was already troublesome enough for the enemy to have Hijikata-san, but now adding Jiang Cheng-san to the mix makes it even worse!"
"Uncle, can I join your team, Aru?" Kagura came to Jiang Cheng and asked, "I just want the bonus."
"I don't care." Jiang Cheng replied indifferently, and then glanced at Gintoki and the other three whose expressions had changed, "As long as the three of them agree."
"Yoshi! It's decided! I want to join..." Before Kagura could finish her words, she was dragged back by Gintoki and Shinpachi.
"Shut up! Without one person, our team will be disqualified from the competition!" Xin Baji reminded.
"You idiot!" Gintoki scolded with rolled eyes.
"But it seems easier for uncle to win, Aru," Kagura broke away from the two of them and retorted confidently, "It's impossible to win with you! You obviously only want to hold me back every time. "
"I don't want to give the name of the official fan club to that kind of person!" Shinbaji said through gritted teeth.
"It's okay, Shin-Bachi-kun," Jiang Cheng came to Shin-Bachi-kun and shrugged, "I just want the games in the luxury prizes, and I don't care about the rest. That Atong-chan's official bodyguard If you want the name of the team, I can give it to you."
"Yoshi! The Yoshiwaraji Mondori Guards are ready!" Gintoki rebelled instantly, and then looked at Kagura aside, "Well, the bonus is half of mine, do you understand?!"
"You rebelled too quickly!" Xin Bajiu shouted loudly with his eyes rolled as his whole body felt bad.
"Didn't this idiot already tell me that I can give you the official title of the Jiri Guards?" Gintoki replied, "It's all gone. This will make it easier."
At this time, on the stage, the real host had already sorted himself out, cleared his throat, raised the microphone and said: "Ahem, although various situations have occurred and a considerable number of people have withdrawn, but the competition It still has to go on, and those who withdraw here now will be eliminated in the preliminaries first. Is that okay? Everyone, let’s start the real preliminaries explanation now, please listen carefully.”
"Four people form a team. Among the 1,000 teams here, there are only four teams that can stand out from the preliminaries and finally participate in the finals!"
"Wait a minute! Host!" A contestant wondered, "What's going on with that host just now?! What's going on with Yoshiwara's coupons?!"
"Yes, yes! Are Yoshiwara's coupons still being issued?!" All the contestants were excited, but this time it was not for Atong-chan, but for the coupons.
"Um..." The host was a little embarrassed and didn't know what to say. After being silent for a long time, he finally complained, "What on earth are you here for? Aren't you here just for Atong-chan?"
"Distribute these coupons," Jiang Cheng, who was in the audience, took out a thick stack of coupons from his arms and handed them to Miss Baihua beside him. "We all agreed to Yueyue's promise to attract a group of guests, so She just lent you to me. If she couldn't do it..."
Thinking of the kunai shining coldly in Yue Yong's hand, Jiang Chengcheng felt a chill down his back...
Sorry, I was too sleepy after get off work. I squinted for a while and fell asleep unexpectedly. I slept for more than two hours... But luckily, I woke up because I was holding back my urine...
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