Just when Jiang Cheng led Baihua people to distribute coupons to the OTAKUs who came to participate in the competition, the host on the stage also began to explain the rules of the preliminaries...
"The only people who can win the title of "Otong-chan Official Fan Club" are those who truly love Atong! The host changed the subject, "But!" There is no instrument to measure love! Then, all I have to do is let my eyes see it! "
"Intelligence! Physical strength! All the strength! Please do your best to reach Atong-chan's location! What we are looking at in the preliminaries is physical strength!" As he said, the host pointed to the side and got on the helicopter and was heading towards everyone to compete. The reporter smiled and waved Otsu-chan, and then said, "Now Otsu-chan will take a helicopter to Oedo TV Station!"
"It's Oedo TV! Don't make a mistake!" the host reminded again, "Everyone is asked to run the ten-kilometer journey from here to Oedo TV! We will choose the earliest one to arrive at Atsushi-chan's side. There are four people, and the team to which these four people belong will advance to the competition as the winner!"
"In other words, even if one of the four people in the team falls behind, as long as one of the four people arrives, they can pass the qualifiers! But!" The host's voice raised a level, "Please don't forget one thing! Appearances in the team If there is one abstention or abstention behavior, the entire team will be implicated and disqualified from the competition!"
"Um, Team Yoshiwara, can you stop for a moment? What are you giving out to the contestants?" The host reminded Jiangcheng and Momoka as they looked at the sisters who were handing out coupons to OTAKUs one by one. , "Are you bribing the players? Although you are a sponsor, if this continues, I will have no choice but to disqualify you."
"No," Jiang Cheng looked at the host on stage, waved his hand and shouted, "It's not bribery. The players here can all testify for me!"
"It's not a bribe!"
"It's just the entry instructions!"
"Host, don't talk nonsense!"
All the OTAKU people who got the coupons spoke out to defend Jiang Cheng. It seems that he has been bribed...
"Fourteen, that's great." A certain orangutan in the crowd held up the three-day free coupon for mayonnaise soup he had just received and patted a certain guy with V-shaped bangs on the shoulder, "I had no choice just now for you. What about a 10% off coupon? Thank me!"
"Kondo-san..."
Fourteen took the experience coupon from Kondo with a moved expression, but when he saw clearly the validity period marked on the experience coupon, the expression on his face suddenly changed...
Looking at Shi Shi who was expressionlessly bowing his head while holding the experience ticket, his shoulders still shaking slightly, Kondo asked doubtfully: "What's wrong? Shi Shi, are you too happy?"
"Ha..." Fourteen raised his head with a ferocious expression and gritted his teeth and said, "Yes, I'm so happy. I must kill that bastard this time!"
At this time, Kondo was finally able to discover the source of Fourteen's strange behavior... The expiration date marked on the experience coupon in Fourteen's hand was - until ten minutes later!
"Now, I finally know why that guy participated in such a boring competition," Fourteen said with a fierce look on his face, "That bastard... is definitely coming for me! He definitely wants to disrupt our plan! It's decided. ! We must end it with him this time! Bastard!!"
"Calm down! Fourteen!" Kondo quickly comforted him, "This is his plan! Calm down, Fourteen! Don't let this kind of thing disturb your heart! Don't let this kind of conspiracy and tricks disturb you!" Defeat! Fourteen!"
After saying that, Kondo showed a trace of disappointment on his face and muttered in a low voice: "If I had known earlier, I should have chosen the 10% off coupon... Really..."
…
At this time, the helicopter carrying Atong slowly rose and landed on the heads of all the OTAKU who came to participate in the competition.
"Everyone! Are you ready?" Atong-chan shouted to the people below.
"Hey? Is it about to start already? Is it about to start already?!"
"But I don't even know what the preliminaries rules are! I was just completely immersed in the excitement of getting coupons!"
"me too!"
"Me too… "
"Me too..."
All the contestants were whispering to each other...
"...Everyone is at your position~" Atong's voice sounded again, "Get ready!"
At this time, all the contestants stood at the starting line belatedly...
"Run (Sacred Dog Matsugoro)!"
Atong gave the order, and all the contestants rushed out one after another...
Of course, not all the players rushed out. There were two teams that stopped in place for unknown reasons...
"It's really tiring. More than 4,000 coupons have been distributed in such a short time~" Jiang Cheng came to Gintoki and others, stretched and said.
Just after he finished speaking, Jiang Cheng suddenly noticed something. He turned around and pointed at the OTAKUs who were running desperately, and asked in confusion: "What are they doing? Are they too excited to get the coupons? Can't wait to go to Yoshiwara. Are they in various stores?"
"This person didn't listen to a word about the preliminaries, Yin Sang..." Xinbei complained with twitching corners of his mouth.
"Didn't I tell you this before? This guy hates those rules the most," Gintoki waved his hand and replied casually, "It's useless even if he repeats it many times. The final result is that it goes in the left ear. Out of the right ear."
"Has the game started?!" Jiang Cheng looked at Xin Baji and others in shock.
"Hey, hey, the game has started." Xinbajiu responded helplessly.
"Then, what are the rules of the competition?!" Jiang Cheng asked again.
Shinbaji was about to say something, but Kagura covered his mouth.
At the same time, Gintoki picked up a map, pointed at the Oedo TV station marked on it, looked at Jiangcheng and explained: "Here, the first person to arrive here by train can pass the preliminaries! Come on!"
"That's it..." Jiang Cheng nodded, then took the map from Gintoki's hand with a grateful smile, "Thank you, Gintoki."
After saying that, Jiang Cheng looked at the Baihua ladies behind him, "Do you hear me clearly?! From now on, we will take the tram to go here in batches!"
"I want to team up with Jiang Chengsama!"
"No, I want to be squeezed together with Jiangcheng-sama in a crowded train!"
"I'll hold a basin of water and look at you before I talk! You ugly monster! It's me who wants to squeeze in with Jiang Chengsama!"
"No, it's me!"
Seeing the noisy Baihua members pushing and shoving each other as Jiang Cheng walked further and further away, Xin Baji's face was already covered with black lines, and half of his face was twitching.
"Yin Sang, what is their purpose in participating in the competition?" Shinbaji complained expressionlessly.
"Don't worry about it," Gintoki picked his nose, looking indifferent, "but this way, we have already solved a team."
"Wait a minute!" Shinpachi suddenly reacted, his expression changed instantly, and he looked at Kagura and Gintoki in disbelief, "Didn't you just say you wanted to form an alliance with Jiang Chengsang? Why..."
"Why?" Gintoki curled up his lips slightly, "Of course after winning the championship, I sold him the game among the luxurious prizes at a high price!"
"Yes, Aru," Kagura laughed evilly at the same time, "What you want, you have to rely on your own strength (money) to get Aru. Isn't this what my uncle said just now, Aru?"
After saying that, Kagura and Gintoki showed treacherous expressions at the same time...
"Speaking of scheming, the two people here are not bad at all..." Shinpachi complained expressionlessly with narrowed eyes.
After saying that, Shinpachi then reminded: "Gin-san, Kagura-chan, the competition has already started, hurry up and set off, everyone has already set off."
"Yes, let's go." After saying that, Gintoki patted Kagura's head, "Stop giggling, let's go."
After that, Gintoki and the four of them started running together...
…
Looking at the group of OTAKUs not far ahead who were running desperately with a sense of risking their lives, Gintoki curled his lips in disdain.
"Why can't otakus just not figure out how to control their bodies?" Gintoki complained disdainfully as he trotted, "How can you last ten kilometers if you run so fast at the beginning? It happens a lot, right? You run very fast at the beginning. , but in the end, he was like a guy like Yamcha who came from behind... "
"Shin-chan, let's run together," Takaya, who was following Shinpachi, looked at Shinpachi and reminded him in a low voice, "We must even rush to the finish line together."
"Uh..." Shinbachi curled his lips and responded with some helplessness.
"Kagura, the rest is up to you. I'm going to run slowly." As he said that, Gintoki patted Kagura's back in front of him.
In an instant, Kagura cheered, her excited little face full of fighting spirit.
"Oh! The bonus and the game are all mine!"
As he spoke, Kagura sped up and instantly caught up with the team in front and passed them one after another.
"I'll give you half at most, idiot." Gintoki reminded Kagura as his back became farther and farther away.
…
"Hassan, it's so easy to win. It seems like your belly button can be boiled to repel insects." Gintoki said casually as he ran.
"Please go make tea." Shinpachi glanced at Gintoki.
"It's too easy to win. It seems like the Nakano hero was deceived by a Filipino woman and committed suicide in his belly button." Gintoki continued.
(Hero Nakano: Japanese actor. He became famous for playing a simple character in the TV series who was cheated by a Filipino woman and then committed suicide. The TV series was more than 20 years ago.)
"Please go make tea," Shinpachi said with squinting eyes and a speechless expression, "Isn't this joke too old? Not to mention Chinese readers, even many Japanese people can't understand it. Okay. Just say it’s a piece of cake!”
"The opponents are all useless otakus with protruding bellies," Gintoki continued with some disdain, "How could we lose? In fact, I don't even need to appear."
(End of chapter)