Maybe a Fake Gintama

Chapter 404: Think thoroughly before entering the competition!

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I saw Ah Gao frowning, chewing gum and thinking, "Wait a minute...what's going on..."

Xinbaji looked at Agao's serious thinking expression, suddenly thought of something, and said to himself in disbelief: "That reaction... can't you tell me!"

At this time, Agao seemed to have finally thought of the answer. He raised his head and replied calmly: "Does the toilet here have an automatic flushing function (home run, Qingyuan-kun)?"

[Do you want to go to college this time? !]Xin Baji was so shocked that he fell to the ground again.

Ding dong ding dong ding dong…

"Correct answer!" the host announced, holding up the microphone.

"Eh?!!!" ×3 (New Eight Chi, Fourteen, Jiang Cheng.)

At the same time, the video on the big screen started playing again, and the host's voice sounded again: "The question is, 'What was the first thing Atong-chan bought in this store?' The answer is the automatic flushing toilet!" "

"Don't expose the idol's unnecessary privacy!" Shinpachi yelled.

"Tch! I didn't expect to be fooled by this guy again!" Jiang Cheng spat in displeasure.

"Agao, your powerful continuous answers are correct!" the host announced loudly.

"Agao! That's good!" Kagura stood up and patted Agao, who was sitting beside him with a painful look on his face.

"In this case, the slide between the general selection team and the Yoshihara team will move up a level again!" the host continued.

"Wait a minute! I still have something to say!" Jiang Cheng quickly raised his hand and shouted, "Um! Atong-chan, right? In fact, in my opinion, you have a good figure! That's the kind, right? That's the kind. Shape, right? Pocket-sized..."

Before Jiang Cheng could finish speaking, Atong pushed the switch in his hand without thinking. Without Jiang Cheng noticing, he was thrown off the slide that suddenly rose high and fell into the lubricant pool directly below.

thump! The water splashed by Jiang Cheng was several meters high.

"Pfft!" Jiang Cheng stood up straight in the pool, looked at the high slide behind him that was almost vertical to the ground, then turned his head and shouted with rolled eyes: "Wait a minute! Why is my slide Has it risen so much?! Is there a level here or there?! This is the highest level, right?"

"It seems that Jiang Chengshi's words did not have the effect of evading punishment, but had the opposite effect!" The host nodded and said to himself, "Now the Yoshiwara team has also lost its captain! "

"Can you listen carefully to what people are saying! Does rising one level refer to this level?!" Jiang Cheng was furious, "It's completely a ninety-degree right angle, right?!"

"Ah, about this question," the host pointed at Atong-chan beside him and explained, "The angle controller of the slide is in Atong's hands, and the angle changes according to Atong's mood. Here Atong Sauce is the rule!”

"How messy are you!" Jiang Cheng leaned on the edge of the swimming pool, looking at Atong with a smile on his face and shouted loudly, "Are you so unhappy?! Does the comment on your figure make you so unhappy? ! Your attitude is doomed to have mediocre breasts and butt for the rest of your life!"

Atong-chan smiled but said nothing...

"All three teams have now lost their captains, and the outcome has become difficult to judge!" the host continued.

"Well, actually I also want to ask why I ascend at a different angle than them," Kondo asked, looking at the slide under him that formed an angle of 120 degrees with the ground.

However, it was ignored by everyone present.

"Let's move on to the fourth question..." The host once again faced the contestants.

"Wait a minute, I asked, why is this?" Kondo interjected.

But just after he finished speaking, the answer button was pressed again!

[who is it? ! Baihua? !]Jiang Cheng turned his head fiercely.

[who? !]Xin Baji also looked over quickly.

"Oh, it's Agao again!" the host announced, "This time he pressed the button without even hearing a word of the question!"

"Huh?!" Xin Baji's face was full of black lines.

[impossible! It is absolutely impossible for a miracle to happen three times in a row!]Jiang Cheng and Shi Shi thought to themselves at the same time, "Just sink into the water for me this time!"]

[As long as Agao answers incorrectly this time, the remaining people will definitely not be Baihua's opponents! And there is absolutely no need to worry about their balance. Even if they are at the same ninety-degree angle as I was just now, there is absolutely no need to worry about falling!]Jiang Cheng thought to himself, [As long as we insist on this issue, the victory or defeat will be determined! Whether it's the general selection group or Kagura's personal bodyguards, none of them are their opponents!]

Thinking of this, Jiang Cheng raised his head and showed a refreshing smile.

"Jiang Cheng-sama seems to be in a good mood~" A Baihua girl came to Jiang Cheng's side and held Jiang Cheng's arm coquettishly.

"Yes, yes, what is Jiang Cheng sama thinking about? Can you tell me?" Another Baihua girl came to the other side of Jiang Cheng and pulled Jiang Cheng's other arm.

"Jiang Cheng sama~" The last Baihua girl took the opportunity to pounce on Jiang Cheng's chest and rubbed it a few times with a blushing face.

"Then it was because he had already won..." Jiang Cheng said with a smile, but before he could finish speaking, he suddenly reacted and freed the three Baihua ladies, "Wait a minute! Why are you down there? Huh?! Where’s the competition?!”

"Hey~ I just want to play with Jiangcheng-sama in this slippery lubricant pool," a Baihua girl replied, "After seeing Jiangcheng-sama coming down, I couldn't wait to get down~ "

"Yes, yes, so are the two of us." The other two Baihua ladies nodded and said.

"My god!" Jiang Cheng instantly covered his face with a look of despair on his face, "If I had known this, I should have let Yueyue come! At least she wouldn't have lost her temper in a place like this! How can she fix it!"

"Wait a minute!" The host looked at Jiang Cheng and others and said, "Before Agao answered the question, something unexpected happened to the Yoshiwara team! Now we can see that the other three female team members jumped out in a hurry! Have you given up?! Are you frightened by your opponent's aura of rushing to answer the question without even looking at it?!"

[This is just self-inflicted! Jiang Chengsang! What an unexpected surprise! ] Shinpachi chuckled and thought to himself, [And this time I can be sure of it! Ah Gao is not an ordinary person at all!]

Thinking of this, Xin Baji's expression changed slightly, he turned his head and looked at A Gao solemnly, and then thought [That's right! That person must be the strongest reinforcement that Yin Sang brought to save us! If it were that person, he could do anything for us! That person can definitely bring us another miracle!]

"So! Agao! Please answer!" the host shouted.

"Come on! Ah Gao!!" Xin Baji was even more excited than the host.

"Excuse me, can you go change your underwear (Kato Cha)?" Agao replied.

[Why? ! !]Xinbaji opened his mouth half-open, his forehead was full of black lines, looking at Agao who was trembling all over from holding back, he thought to himself: [Do you really just want to go to the toilet? ! Pulled out! If he had been asked to go out just now, he should have been able to make it in time! Atongyu was just spoken casually! ah! I can't bear it anymore! Let him go! Let him release it in one breath! He has done a great job, let him change his underwear to his heart's content!]

[snort! ] Fourteen laughed in his heart, [It seems that the goddess of luck will not favor you again this time! Next, there are only three people on our side and one from the Guards! The outcome is clear!]

Ding dong ding dong ding dong…

"Correct answer!!" the host shouted.

"Huh?!!!" Xin Baji and Shi Shi opened their mouths at the same time and were stunned to the spot!

"The question is, 'How did Atong-chan get away with it when his friends saw him picking his nose?'" the host explained, "The correct answer is 'Kato tea'!" "

"Is the answer in Atong language?!" Shinbachi clenched his fists and looked at the host angrily, [By the way, what the hell questions have you been asking the popular idol since just now? !]

"Agao, you have a miraculous three-link quick answer!" the host praised, "and you also showed off the unique skill of "turning Atongue's language upside down as an answer"!" "

[No, that’s not the case! That person is just incontinent! Just a foreigner who wants to change his underwear!]Xin Baji looked at A Gao who had begun to curl up into a ball, and crystal tears began to overflow from the corners of his eyes, as if he was holding a certain door with all his strength, and prayed in his heart, "Let him go quickly!" If you don’t hurry up, your butt will get inflamed! Let him go!]

"Hey! Agao! Hey!" Kagura was still patting Agao on the shoulder and cheering.

[Hey, forget it! Hey that’s it! Let him wash it quickly!]Xin Baji's sympathy for Agao had risen to a new level at this time, but then he thought again, "But at this point, victory is already ours!" Agao did not hesitate to dirty his underwear to usher in the goddess of victory for us... Let's use our own strength to welcome the goddess of victory!]

"Um..." Kondo, who was holding the slide parallel to the water while standing upside down, looked at Atong directly in front of him and asked tentatively: "Atong-chan... um, do you mean... you hate... me?"

A Miao tilted her head with a smile on her face, and then instantly raised the controllers in her hands to the highest level for everyone except Kondo!

In an instant, all the players on the slide except Kondo fell down!

Of course, there was also an accident, and that was Agao. The moment he saw Agao falling towards his most precious strawberry milk pool, Gintoki reacted, rolled his eyes and kicked out angrily while he was still in mid-air. Agao was stopped before he fell into the swimming pool, and he swung his legs hard and sent Agao directly into the toilet far away in the corner of the venue.

boom! ! boom! !

The sounds of everyone falling into the swimming pool and the sound of Agao falling into the toilet sounded simultaneously and in no particular order...

(End of chapter)