Ding dong ding dong ding dong…
"Correct answer!" the host announced, "The answer is 'physically unacceptable'!" The general selection team completed a great reversal before the cliff of failure! ! ! The first of three rounds is decided! The winner of the quiz showdown is the general selection group! "
Except for Kondo, who was still standing on his head and weeping silently, the faces of everyone present were covered with black lines, and the corners of their mouths were twitching and they fell into an extremely speechless state...
…
Ten minutes after the first game, everyone followed the host back to the stage. Even Agao, who had just been knocked away by Gintoki, returned to the stage wearing changed underwear.
"Three finals! The first question and answer match is the victory of the general selection group!" the host shouted exaggeratedly, and then pointed to Kondo, who had his head lowered and could not hide his disappointment, "The general selection group Kondo , it was wonderful to see through the nature of being physically disliked by Atong-chan! In the end, he achieved a reversal of victory!"
"Well done, Director." Yamazaki praised.
"Where?" Kondo asked expressionlessly.
"You've taken away all the delicious places. You're really very active." Sougo echoed perfunctorily with his beady eyes narrowed.
"What? What delicious food?" Kondo asked again.
"On the other hand, the Guards and Yoshiwara teams missed the victory by just one step!" the host continued.
"You bastard! Why do you think I hired you with such expensive French bread? Hey!" Gintoki looked at Agao with a difficult look on his face and complained with an unhappy look on his face.
"No matter how active you are, it's meaningless if you don't win!" Kagura lay on Agao's back, stretched out his hand to pinch Agao's face, and complained with the same unhappiness, "That kind of victory even if you don't win first place. The naive idea that it doesn’t matter won’t work in this country!”
"There's internal strife! Agao was blamed by his teammates who didn't perform outstandingly at all!" The host continued, "But! Why is his expression still so calm?"
"Jiang Chengsama, I'm so sorry, we accidentally forgot that we were still competing."
The three Baihua ladies stood in front of Jiang Cheng, looking apologetic at the same time.
"No, no, it doesn't matter," Jiang Cheng smiled easily, "It's just the first game. Just win the next two games. There will definitely be no problem!"
"No! In fact, I was the first one to rush down! Please punish me! Jiang Chengsama! You can do anything you want me to do!" A Baihua girl became anxious instantly, covering her chest and continued quickly, " It’s okay even if you do something like that! Please! Jiangcheng-sama! Please punish me in such a way!”
"Get out of the way! You ugly monster! It's obviously my responsibility! I was the one who jumped down first! If you want to punish me, you should punish me! If you do such and such things, you should do it to me!" Another Miss Baihua! Dissatisfaction was expressed instantly.
"You two, get out of here!" The remaining Baihua girl pushed the two of them aside instantly, "I should be the one who did this and that with Jiang Chengsama! It's obviously me. It’s your fault!”
Just like that, Jiang Cheng looked at the three Baihua ladies in a mess with squinted eyes and a speechless expression.
"Somewhat different from the Guards, the girls on the Yoshiwara team are scrambling to take over the responsibilities, and it can be seen that several of them are not giving in to each other!" The host said again, "It looks like this , the performance of the Yoshiwara team should be better than that of the Guards in the next victory or defeat!"
Looking at this scene, Fourteen couldn't help but feel a little happy and thought at the same time: [Although I don't understand what happened, in short, the first game is done, let's win the second game in one go and achieve the final victory!]
[hateful! If I could play, I would definitely win! The next victory or defeat must not be lost! It absolutely cannot end like this!]Xin Baji gritted his teeth and looked at Jiang Cheng, who was looking helpless because of the quarrel between the three Baihua ladies, and then looked at Shi Shi, whose eyes were full of motivation, "I will definitely win the first place." Two wins! Once we lose, no matter which of the two teams wins, we will miss the finals!]
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After a brief break, the host and Atong-chan gathered together and faced the camera.
"Let's continue with the second game! There are three wins and losses in the finals, and the second game is..."
After saying that, the host and Atong made heart-warming gestures at the same time, winked at the camera at the same time, and then said: "...charm showdown!!"
"After physical strength and intelligence, what will be tested now is charm!" The host in the audience looked at the three teams on the stage and continued, "The next three teams must chat with Atong one by one in order!"
"Win!" Jiang Cheng's eyes lit up, and he clenched his fists, muttering to himself: "I will never lose this kind of competition! It may be the title of the most beautiful person in this fake Gintama crew, and I will never let it go. For anyone!"
"Succeeding in striking up a conversation with Atong-chan, being able to be alone with her and taking her to a quiet and reassuring accommodation is considered a victory!" the host continued to explain.
"What kind of quiet and reassuring accommodation is this?" Shinpachi shouted with blue veins and white eyes.
"Stop joking! What are you going to do to your idol?!"
"yes!"
The audience immediately became excited and shouted. At the same time, he threw all kinds of garbage in his hands onto the stage.
"Everyone, please be quiet! What I'm talking about here is just virtual!" The host dodged the garbage thrown by the excited audience in a few flashes, and then explained: "You won't really bring it in! Take that. Everything that happens next is virtual! The scenes, lines, and performances that deeply moved Atong-chan are all considered and set by each team! Please strike up a conversation with Atong-chan in that impromptu virtual space! In other words, A showdown of acting skills!”
"The roles are assigned to one person as the chatter, and the other two are supporting characters to assist him! And then there is one person as the narrator who is responsible for telling the story flow! You will only be given three minutes to prepare from now on!"
"Three minutes!" Xin Baji said in surprise, "Is it just three minutes?!"
"This is a game that tests improvisation! Otherwise, you will not be able to show your original charm! The first team is the general team that won just now! For the sake of fairness, the Guards and Yoshiwara teams who are attacking behind are not allowed to do anything after this. Discuss!" the host then reminded,
"Please decide on the minimum setting and script now!" With that, the host gave an order, "Then! Start preparing!"
Just after saying that, the host suddenly noticed Kagura again, looked at the three Hyakuhua members who were blocked by Jiang Cheng with confusion, and asked: "Um, just now I seem to have seen the girls from Yoshiwara's team coming from He took out something sharp and emitting a cold light from his pocket..."
"No! Nothing!" Jiang Cheng turned around and argued without thinking, "Nothing happened just now! They didn't do anything! Maybe it was just the sun's rays that hit the host's eyes!"
"That's it..." The host nodded, and then continued, "Then, don't waste time, let's start the three-minute countdown!"
"Calm down!" Jiang Cheng looked helplessly at the three angry Baihua ladies in front of him, sighed softly and continued, "I just said this is just a performance! Can you not be so excited? All I want is the game in the luxury gift package! What do you want to do with the kunai? Kill that flat-chested girl?!"
"Not even if it's acting!" The three Baihua ladies said in unison, "Even if it's acting, that little girl should be the one to chat up Jiang Chengsama!"
"Can you be a little quieter?" Jiang Cheng lowered his head helplessly, "Such things don't matter! What's important is today's luxury gift package! Everything today must be ranked after the luxury gift package, do you understand?!"
"But..." Miss Baihua hesitated to speak.
"No buts! No matter what happens, we can't lose the second game! As long as we lose, we will be eliminated directly! Do you understand?!"
"Understood..." The three Baihua ladies responded at the same time, feeling a little disappointed.
At the same time, a few people from the general election group were actively discussing...probably.
"Hey, what should I do? Fourteen." Kondo crossed his hands and looked at Fourteen in front of him, "Anyway, I'll leave the chatting part to you."
"Wait! Why me?!" Fourteen quickly turned to look at Kondo and argued.
"The most popular man in the Shinsengumi, you should know the thoughts of women best, right?" Kondo replied matter-of-factly.
"I know the number! Hey, please spare me," Fourteen quickly refused, "It's so embarrassing to chat up a woman in front of so many people, so just let Yamazaki go."
Yamazaki, who was pointed at by Fourteen, touched his mohawk and retorted: "How do you expect me to talk to women with this hairstyle? I can only play a supporting role in Fist of the North Star, right?" Besides, we are here for the deputy chief, so why don’t you do it yourself?”
Before Fourteen could say anything, Sougo raised his hand and said, "I don't want to be embarrassed, so I'll do some narration later."
"Hey, wait a minute, don't make your own decisions." Fourteen said quickly.
However, Sougo completely ignored it and continued casually: "I will explain it appropriately, and please feel free to cooperate."
"OK!" Kondo and Yamazaki gave thumbs up at the same time.
Then, the three of them turned and walked backstage, leaving only Fourteen who had no time to react.
"Hey, hey, wait, wait, you guys..." Fourteen quickly stopped him, but it was too late...
Clang! The three-minute preparation time bell rang, and at the same time, Eunari's group and Gintoki's group on the stage all started to leave, leaving the stage to the fourteen and one people.
"Time up! Time is up!" the host shouted while holding the microphone, ignoring Shi Shi who was constantly asking to "wait a moment", and continued, "Next, the theater of love of the general selection group will start!"
(End of chapter)