Maybe a Fake Gintama

Chapter 407: The situation of falling short of success is actually worse in reality

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"Who do you like most, Atong?" Yamazaki asked with a smile.

[That kind of thing is irrelevant! You should at least ask what type of men you like!]Fourteen gritted his teeth and thought.

"My favorite is definitely Satsuki," Kondo interjected with a complacent expression on his face, and continued, "She is very similar to Miss Amiao in that she often takes care of her sister. She will definitely become a good mother! "

Having said that, Kondo shook the mixing glass in his hand again, and his lower body swayed at the same time as the mixing glass...

[Can you please stop mentioning Miss A Miao as if it’s nothing?] Shi Shi was speechless in his heart, [Isn’t this what it was like back in reality?]

Narrator: "I don't have any particular favorite. If I had to choose, it would be Qiqi."

[Why did the narrator participate in the discussion as if nothing happened! !]Fourteen’s whole body was in bad shape.

"The type with strong self-esteem is easier to train. Once her self-esteem is destroyed, her heart will be more fragile than ordinary people..."

Listening to Sougo's endless narration, Fourteen held his head in a panic, and at the same time thought angrily in his heart: [What are you talking about? Don't tarnish Ghibli!]

"Indeed..." Yamazaki said pretentiously while fiddling with her short hair on her forehead like a woman, "Satsuki should be able to be a good mother, but as a woman, she doesn't seem to be good at dressing up~ "

[Are you qualified to say this with your Mohawk head?]Fourteen's face has turned completely dark.

"It's easy for people who have good material to forget to work hard to become more beautiful." Yamazaki placed his index finger with bright red nail polish on his chin, frowned slightly and continued, "Then This type of person who has good qualities will easily forget to work hard to become more beautiful. Otherwise, although he pays attention to appearance, he does not know how to dress up because he is beautiful, and then embarks on a different path. Just like Kaela, he fell into In the dilemma of going too far.”

After saying that, Yamazaki showed a sigh of relief.

[How deeply did you delve into it? How disgusting! ] Fourteen complained silently in his heart.

"If you ask me, Mei will be the type to stand out at the class reunion," Yamazaki spread his hands and continued, "There is also an inferiority complex facing my sister. After working hard, she will surpass Pretty type.”

"No, but even though it will become more beautiful, there is a limit, right?" Kondo, who was shaking the cocktail glass, stopped what he was doing and interjected, "Because that child is exactly like his father, and his final form will be like that. Well, it’s hard to make a breakthrough like this, right?”

The narration came in again: "But the child who was very cute when he was young is already a perfect child, but..."

[Go back to the camp and chat with me! ] Fourteen cursed in his heart, [You are the only one who has a super hot atmosphere! How much do you guys like Ghibli?]

While thinking about it, Fourteen turned away and glanced at Yamazaki and Kondo, who were chattering crazily about the Ghibli heroine, and Atsushi-chan, who was sitting awkwardly in his seat and kept quiet.

[You’re not thinking about being my backup at all, are you? ] Fourteen thought bitterly, [Just put Atong aside, right?]

But at this moment, it seemed that he noticed that there was someone as boring as himself. Atong-chan turned away and smiled friendly at Fourteen.

[This... this is...] Fourteen looked at Atong, who was looking at him with a smile on his face, and suddenly thought of something, [A wonderful sense of resonance? We feel the same sense of loneliness and alienation within the group, which creates a resonance between us that is similar to a community with a shared future. This is exactly the same plot as... a country duo who can't figure out the situation and can't fit into the atmosphere of friendship... and then after talking to each other, they find that they are in love! Could it be... you! !]

While thinking about it, Fourteen looked at Kondo and Yamazaki, who were pulling each other's collars and arguing over the best Ghibli heroine in their hearts.

[It's now! ! There will never be a second chance! Deputy Chief! !] Yamazaki turned his head and glanced at Fourteen with teeth cracking.

[let's go! fourteen! ] Kondo gave Fourteen a look at the same time.

[The storm has stopped...the dark clouds have dispersed!]Fourteen suddenly felt that the thick dark clouds that had just been covering his head disappeared without a trace, and a sky hotel that seemed to be floating in the sky also appeared...

"It turns out... there really is a city in the sky~" Shi Shi and Atong held hands and laughed happily as they trotted towards the city in the sky.

Originally, the ending was over here, but at this critical moment, Sougo's guest voice narration sounded again.

"But... just as the two of them were running towards the Sky Hotel, suddenly, the man found that the entrance to the Mayonnaise Kingdom appeared beside him..."

Fourteen instantly stopped and turned his head slowly and mechanically. He saw that on the side of the road, there was actually a golden arch that was emitting incredible light!

At the same time, Fourteen heard the laughter and laughter coming from inside, and smelled the aroma of mayonnaise coming from inside...

In an instant, Fourteen fell, and his hand involuntarily let go of Atong-chan, and at the same time he involuntarily moved towards the golden arch. However, just when Fourteen arrived in front of the golden arch, the bell for the end of the performance rang. Ringed…

Clang! !

"End!!" The host held up the microphone and announced loudly to the audience, "The general selection team failed to enter the hotel successfully! In the final stage, Zhai Shishi chose to let go of Atong-chan's hand and walked into the road The door to the kingdom of mayonnaise suddenly appeared!"

At this time, Fourteen finally recovered and took a closer look, only to see that there was no so-called gate to the mayonnaise kingdom near him! I just walked backstage! The so-called laughter is just that the Guards and a bunch of guys from Yoshihara gathered together to eat hot pot!

[Being put on a show! ] Fourteen held his head and knelt directly on the ground, gritting his teeth and thinking: [I was beaten hard by that bastard! I was so caught up in the drama that I was put on a show! Damn it!]

"What a pity, Hijikata." Sougo came over, waved his hand, and said with a sigh on his face, "I didn't expect you to give up at the last stage."

"Asshole!" Fourteen stood up in an instant and grabbed Sougo's collar, staring into Sougo's eyes with teeth cracking, "Did you and that bastard discuss this in advance?!"

"What are you talking about? Hijikata?" Sougo looked confused, "I just feel like I want to be considerate of the deputy commander occasionally. Don't you like it?"

"You guy..." Fourteen wanted to get angry, but he still resisted the urge to curse, because Fourteen knew that it was too late. If Sougo was driven away now, his team would be eliminated directly!

"It's such a pity, Fourteen." Kondo comforted him as he walked over, "It's obviously only a little bit close."

"Yes, Deputy Chief, this is a strategy we finally came up with." Yamazaki frowned and pretended to complain.

"Can you blame me?!" Fourteen pointed at Sougo and yelled, "No matter how you think about it, blame this bastard! Why do you have to bring this guy here to compete?! Anyone can do it, right? Why do you have to bring this guy here? ah?!"

"Isn't it necessary?" Sougo asked doubtfully, then turned around and raised his hand at the same time, "Then, I will go back first. I also want to take a good rest during this rare vacation time."

"Wait, wait, wait!" Fourteen quickly stopped, "I need you! I really need you!"

"Really?" Sougo stopped, then turned around, showing a sinister smile, "Then, just shout loudly three times in front of the audience: I think the person who can be a teammate with Okita Sougo is I’m lucky enough to have three lives…”

"Stop pushing too far! Bastard!!" Fourteen's hair suddenly exploded, his veins popped out and his eyes white, he roared angrily.

"Okay, you two, don't mess around in a place like this." Kondo stood between the two of them with his hands folded, and said in a deep voice, "Sougo, you also know what day today is, right? This is not just for you, but also for you. It’s for the entire Shinsengumi. So, stop messing around!”

"There are fourteen more left, don't worry! All you have to do is believe in us teammates! No matter what time, we will never give up on you!" After saying that, Kondo changed the subject, "It's time to make an agreement with Uncle Matsudaira soon. It’s time, how long will it take for this to end?”

[I’m so relieved! ] Fourteen roared in his heart, [How can you make me feel at ease in a situation where even one of my own people are enemies! Why do you have to choose this guy? Anyone else would be better than him!]

[never mind! It’s useless to think about it now! The most important thing is the outcome of the third game, that is the decisive battle! ] Fourteen shook his head to calm down, [No matter which of the two teams enters the finals, it will not be easy! Neither that guy with glasses nor that bastard with the S ponytail is an easy opponent... How can they be repaired! !]

At this time, on the stage.

"It's such a pity. There are only two steps left. Although I don't even have a gift, I actually conquered Atong-chan directly. It's really disappointing..." The host continued with a look of regret on his face, "Although I have used it before. The ingenious psychological operations and beautiful team operations are wonderful to say the least. But all these efforts came to nothing at the last moment! What a shame! What a pity!"

"Great!" Shinpachi on the side breathed a sigh of relief. "Finally, we didn't let Hijikata-san win the second game directly. In this case, we still have a chance! What we have to do next is to squeeze in the final finals!"

"How are you, Atong-chan? How are you feeling now?" The host looked at Atong-chan, who was covering his face in shame and anger.

"I'm sorry, I always felt that I was led by the plot unknowingly and just followed him away..." Atong-chan covered her face tightly with both hands.

(End of chapter)