"No, I'm not referring to this. I'm referring to your feeling of being left alone at the door of the hotel." The host asked rather maliciously, "You were led to that place like that, and then you were How do you feel about being left alone? Is it loss? Is it sadness? You are a frivolous woman."
"Shut up! Host!"
"How could Atong-chan be frivolous?!"
"I'm just confused!!"
"Next time I hear what you say, I will really kill you!"
In an instant, the audience became excited and shouted.
"Next, it will be the turn of the Teramondori Guards and the Yoshihara team to compete for the final spot!" The host continued, "No matter which team wins or loses, the remaining team will be directly eliminated. Eliminated! And, to add, even if both teams conquer Atong-chan, the outcome will depend on Atong-chan’s decision! It’s very difficult to win if you don’t use very outstanding means!”
At this time, the Yoshiwara team headed by Jiang Cheng and the Guards team headed by Shinpachi stood on both sides of the stage, watching each other silently.
"That... seems a bit scary..." Shinpachi twitched the corner of his mouth and looked at Gintoki behind him, "Well, Gin-san, look at Jiang Cheng-sang's expression. Is that a serious look? I always feel like I'm being fooled. It feels like I’m staring at something extraordinary..."
"Don't worry, Shinpachi," Gintoki replied disapprovingly, "That guy can't think of any good plot points in his head. Basically, he just uses that face that makes me want to vomit. She’s a woman. How can a plot like that without any storytelling last forever?”
"But Yin Sang," Xin Baji continued with some worry, "when we were discussing just now, we only focused on translating for A Gao and did not discuss it carefully at all. What should we do?"
"The key to winning or losing this game all lies in choosing the narrator of the virtual scene." Gintoki rarely became serious, "Just leave it to me!"
"Hey, you guys," Jiang Cheng, who was on the other side of the stage, looked at the three Baihua members who were still whispering in front of him, "Have we really negotiated it? Does it really not matter? We have really negotiated it. Script?”
"It doesn't matter! You have to believe us! Jiang Chengsama!" the three Baihua ladies said in unison.
"In order to have such an encounter with Jiang Chengsama, I usually study all the romantic dramas and all the love comics carefully!" A Baihua girl patted her chest and continued confidently. .
"So are we!" The other two Baihua ladies agreed.
"Do you usually use your energy on things like this..." Jiang Cheng curled his lips unconsciously and complained speechlessly, "At least use this energy on your work..."
"Don't worry! Jiang Chengsama! Girls need to know girls better! You don't have to worry about the script we discussed! You will never lose to that kind of natural curls!"
"Ah...I'll just believe you for now..."
As soon as Jiang Cheng finished speaking, the host announced the start of the second performance.
"Then, guards, get ready, your theater of love will begin!"
"Gin-san! Doesn't it really matter?" Shinpachi looked worriedly at Gintoki, who was walking backstage step by step, "Please make it more romantic."
"Hey, hey, romance, romance," Gintoki responded casually without looking back, "I'll help you make it more romantic."
…
The following begins with the virtual scene…
In the darkness, Gintoki's voiceover voice sounded:
"A long time ago, in the distant past, when monsters and gods still existed in this world..."
"Ah?" Xin Bajie made a confused sound.
"Due to the battle between gods and monsters, the earth was desolate, and humans hid on the ground and lived cautiously in the Dark Ages."
Xin Baji: "I said, Yin Sang..."
Suddenly, the scene changed. Under the scorching sun, on a desert full of yellow sand, four figures of different heights were slowly walking in a certain direction...
"But, in this desolate land full of rough gods and unknown monsters..."
Xin Baji asked doubtfully: "I said... what is this?"
The camera zoomed in, and the four figures on the desert became increasingly clear...
"There is a group of figures heading towards the west..."
Shinpachi couldn't help but remind him again: "You know, right? Yin Sang. The romantic scene of chasing a girl."
"Their goal, carrying the hope of mankind, is the end of the far, far west. Legend has it that as long as you reach there, any wish can come true. The name of the kingdom of God is-"
At the same time, the figures of these four people finally appeared. They were Sun Wukong played by Xin Baji, who was wearing a golden hoop and holding a long black stick. Sha Wujing was played by A Gao, who was holding a French bread and wearing only a pair of green shorts. and Zhu Bajie, played by Kagura, who carries a black iron rake and has a pink pig's nose.
Finally, there is Master Tripitaka played by Atong-chan who is riding a white horse and dressed as a monk.
As soon as the four people appeared, the entire BGM switched instantly. At the same time, the big title "Gandhara L·OVE Hotel" also appeared on the screen, and the hastily produced OP also began to play.
(op here: monkey magic, from the 1978 Japanese version of Journey to the West)
"Hey! Why has the new animation started playing?!"
After a short op, the main story finally begins...
"This story tells the story of the monk Tong Hai and his companions' journey full of twists and turns in order to regain peace in the earthly world and aim at the L·OVE Hotel in Gandhara, the Kingdom of God."
[Gandhara...What is L·OVE Hotel in Gandhara? !] Forced to enter the role, Shinbaji complained helplessly in his heart, "I was brought in without knowing anything at all. It was just perfunctory, right?" By the way, this duel is no longer a charm duel, it has become something else entirely, right?]
At this moment, Atong-chan suddenly narrowed his eyes and said, "Well, I'm sorry, please stop."
"Huh?" Xinbaji looked at Atong beside him with a puzzled look.
"Please let the horse stop, that's enough." With that said, Atong-chan got off the stopped horse.
"Wait... wait!" Xin Baji quickly stopped him.
"I'm going back already," Atong-chan said with scornful eyes, then turned and walked away without thinking.
"This... that... has just begun..." Xin Baji shouted hurriedly, "A little more, that... Huh? Are you unhappy? Did I do something wrong?"
"What is Gandhara L·OVE Hotel?" Atong narrowed his eyes and turned his head with contempt and continued, "You are just thinking about some obscene things, right? It's too explicit."
"I didn't think about that, I didn't think about it at all!" Xin Baji quickly defended, "It's Gandhara L... OVE Hotel! OVE Hotel!"
"No, there's no point in explaining," Atong-chan turned his head speechlessly, "I hate those people who think about those things from the beginning."
"Wait a minute! There's a mistake! The title is wrong! It should be like this!"
As soon as the narrator finished speaking, the title on the side changed instantly, from Gandhara L·OVE Hotel to Gandhara L☆OVE Hotel.
"There's no change at all! It's just the style of Hiromi Tsunoda!" Shinpachi shouted with his veins popping.
(Hiromin Tsunoda: つのだ☆ひろ, Japanese singer and composer. The asterisk in his name is the most representative.)
"I'm telling you, I'm really not thinking about obscene things at all, I really am not!" Gintoki's guest voice narrator is madly explaining and pleading, "I just want to take a little rest! I just want to save the world a little bit! Let's go. Come on! Let’s take a little rest!”
"Hey! Narrator!" Several black lines appeared under the corners of Shinpachi's eyes, and he couldn't help complaining, "Why does he seem to have become a man who is struggling with the girl who is hesitating in front of the entrance!"
"Just go in for a moment! Just go in from the front!"
"Don't use such obscene words!!" Xin Baji shouted loudly.
However, Atong stood beside him with his hands folded and his face looking unhappy. He didn't react at all to Gintoki's persistent pursuit.
"Huh-I know, I know, since you said so, forget it. I just want to save the world, and it's really unpleasant to be said like that!"
"I'm talking about you...why does the narration have so many words?" Xin Bajiao complained with twitching eyes.
"That's enough! Let it go! I didn't expect you to be such a willful girl!"
"It's better to apologize, Master," Kagura leaned behind Atong and kindly reminded him, "Narration brother is very scary when he is angry."
However, Atong-chan still ignored him and chose to look away.
"What is Narrator, big brother? Don't act like you are the father!" Shinbachi complained.
"Hurry up and apologize," Agao also came behind Atong and persuaded him earnestly in his blunt Japanese, "I will also accompany you to apologize, and apologize to the narrator."
"Why would you stand in the same position as my mother!" Xin Baji complained crazily.
"That's enough, just leave her alone. Yossi, it's already sunset time anyway. Let's stay at the Gotanda branch of L☆OVE Hotel Gandhara today."
At this time, the entire scene changed instantly, switching from daytime to dusk. At the same time, a hotel with flashing lights with "Gandhara L·OVE Hotel Gotanda Point" written all over it with hearts appeared not far away.
"Is there any branch?! By the way, this is Gotanda?!" Shinpachi complained vigorously.
"Great! I can finally rest Aru!"
"hey-hey…"
Seeing this, Kagura and Agao couldn't help but rushed to the hotel with excitement.
(End of chapter)