"Well, let me ask again, are you sure this is a new artist who has just joined the company? Jiang Chengsama." Female artist B over there asked with some uncertainty.
"That's right, that's right, that girl who just joined the company," Jiang Cheng nodded and replied, "Well, next month's plan is not to have a new TV series "From Six to Nine" (hereinafter referred to as Six Nine) ) Do you want to start choosing an actress? I think that girl is good. But there is a little problem with her acting skills. Well, you ask her to come to my office and I will give her some personal guidance."
Just after he finished speaking, Jiang Cheng suddenly reacted and thought to himself with sweat on his face: [No, no, no, no, no! Aren’t what I just said exactly the same as a producer demanding unspoken rules? ! Oh no! I said it smoothly because I was too hasty!]
"Hey, I understand." Artist B replied, "The new girl who joins the company, I will let her pass."
"Do you really understand?" Jiang Cheng asked tentatively, "It's the girl who just joined the company not long ago. Is it really okay?"
"After all, it is Jiang Chengsama's request, and I will try my best to satisfy it." Artist B responded with a smile and hung up the phone.
…
[Yo Xi! Although something seems wrong, it finally succeeded!]Jiang Cheng cheered in his heart, [Just wait for Atong-chan to enter the room! It doesn’t matter if it’s a pillow business or something! At worst, explain that he is a real acting instructor!]
[But...] Jiang Cheng then thought again, [Is this really okay? Although I know it is to advance the plot, but what about the audience? I should look like a scumbag in their eyes, right? He looks more like a scumbag who takes advantage of the power in his hands to play with his artists at will, right? Doesn't it really matter? This kind of thing is actually impossible, right?]
[No no no no no!]Jiang Cheng quickly shook his head again and comforted himself in his heart, [Not a scumbag at all! As a producer, I have reached this point step by step, so it’s okay to abuse my power a little, right? No one will make irresponsible remarks if you leave some good memories with the new couple, right? The audience can understand it, right?]
[Look! I am the only producer, songwriter, composer and producer in the entire company, so I work very hard! And if you leave this room, you will die! No matter how you think about it, I am the one who works the hardest in this company!]
Thinking of this, Jiang Cheng nodded, [Yes! This kind of thing doesn't matter at all! The audience can understand me too! If that doesn't work, just think of it as love at first sight! Didn’t the narrator say that at that time? We looked at each other across the building!]
Jiang Cheng snapped his fingers and then thought: [That's right! That's when! Because "I" fell in love at first sight but couldn't step out of the room, I missed her so much that I finally made up my mind to call the other person over to confess my love! Just think of this kind of development! I'm a genius!]
Jiang Cheng began to feel happy in his heart, but before Jiang Cheng could be happy for a long time, there was a sudden knock on the door.
[coming! So fast!]Jiang Cheng looked at his door in disbelief, then Jiang Cheng adjusted his posture and took two deep breaths, and then slowly walked towards his door.
Jiang Cheng came to the door and stopped, adjusted his facial expression, showed an affectionate face, and reached out to open his door.
"Hello, actually from the first moment I saw you... Huh?" Looking at the two strange figures at the door, the expression on Jiang Cheng's face froze instantly, and the affectionate confession he wanted to say stopped abruptly.
Seeing Gintoki and Shiju in front of him, who were dressed in women's clothes, heavily made up, and looking coy, Jiang Cheng was stunned for a few seconds before he reacted.
"Who...are you?" Jiang Cheng looked at the two of them expressionlessly with narrowed eyes.
"Good evening~" Gintoki waved his hand and said coquettishly, "I just came into the company yesterday with a paper~ Didn't you ask me to come here to receive acting guidance?"
"I am Shizizi~ I am the newcomer who joined the company yesterday with Juanzi~" Shishi continued quickly, "Because we received a summons from our seniors, we came here together~"
[Being fooled! ] Jiang Cheng cursed in his heart, [These two guys definitely broke in on purpose! It was definitely done deliberately! How can it be repaired!]
"Ah, haha..." Jiang Cheng smiled awkwardly and explained, "Well, um, it was actually a mistake. I didn't call you you, but Atong..."
Before Jiang Cheng could finish speaking, Juanzi and Shizizi had already stepped into Jiang Cheng's door.
"Excuse me!"×2
"Hey! Listen to me!" Jiang Cheng turned around and shouted with his eyes rolled.
"Wow~ What a wonderful room~ It's called SWEET ROOM, right?" Juanzi took a look at the layout of the room and praised it at the top of his voice.
"No, the paper should be the egg yolk ROOM~" the Fourteenth child corrected with a pout.
"Well, by the way, did you two hear what I just said?" Jiang Cheng suppressed the anger in his heart and tried his best to put on a smile, "I said, there was a mistake. The person I called was Atong..."
"It's so cute~ There's even strawberry milk~ I'm not polite~" Juanzi picked up a bottle of strawberry milk from his arms and drank it.
"There are also oden and mayonnaise~" As he said this, Shizizi also took out a bottle of mayonnaise and a box of oden from his arms. After pouring a thick layer of mayonnaise on the oden, I also ate it.
[Did you even bring the props yourself? !]Jiang Cheng complained crazily in his heart, [By the way, why are you two? They are not even part of the same team! In this case, the host should call it quits, right? Why continue!]
[Hmph, I know exactly what you are thinking!]Juan Zi, who was drinking strawberry milk, raised the corners of his mouth slightly and glanced at Jiang Cheng, [Pillow business? love at first sight? How can something like that make you successful? As someone who applies to be a supporting actor, I will definitely stop you!]
At the same time, Shizizi, who was eating oden, raised the corner of his mouth and glanced at Jiang Cheng, thinking to himself: [Repay the feud in the first mayonnaise swimming pool to me right here! asshole!]
Fourteen/Gintoki: That’s it!
"It tastes really good~ It's amazing~" Juanzi put down the strawberry milk in his hand and said with pretense of emotion, "This is my first time entering the SWEET ROOM~ The strawberry milk here is really the best~ Shizizi~ "
"Room~" Shizizi threw the remaining sticks in his hand into the trash can, frowned, and corrected with a pinched voice, "No~ It should be egg yolk ROOM~ The mayonnaise here goes really well with oden. Let’s eat~”
[Why do you two say my office is the same as the company cafeteria? ] Jiang Cheng cursed in his heart, and then quickly shook his head, [No, no, no, now is not the time to think about such things. Since the host did not stop, it means that our theater is still going on. I have to calm down, calm down. !]
[Calm down! Think...calm down and think carefully! Think quickly! Immerse yourself in the ocean of thinking, dance in the sky of logic and calculation...!]Jiang Cheng closed his eyes, [What needs to be done now is to find a way to get rid of these two people, and then ask the front desk to call Atong-chan over again. That is to say...]
Jiang Cheng opened his eyes, looked at the two people in front of him who were whispering excitedly like little girls, and thought to himself: [We must let these two guys go back! Let the two of them go back in the ordinary way! With my current identity and personality, I must use reasonable reasons and ordinary methods to let them go back!]
"So, what kind of guidance will you give us two~" Juanzi put his finger on his lower lip, assuming a shy posture, "No matter what guidance you give, we two will do our best~"
"Yes, yes, what kind of guidance is it~" Shizizi imitated the posture of the paper, "I can't wait~"
[Stop it! You two shemales! guide? sure! How about a guide for you two to head to hell? ! ] Several blue veins popped out on Jiang Cheng's face. He was about to rush forward and beat the two of them violently, but then he stopped and thought to himself: [No! no! The theater is still going on! Once you get angry at this time, it's over! You will lose the game directly!]
Jiang Cheng once again suppressed the anger in his heart, twitched the corners of his mouth and said, "That..."
"Do you mean directing skills?" Juanzi interrupted Jiang Cheng and asked, then cleared his throat slightly and shouted loudly: "What the hell is this!... How is it?"
"Uh... Even if you ask me how I feel... this is what this special meow feels like..." Jiang Cheng replied with black lines on his face and twitching corners of his eyes.
"No, Juanzi," Shizizi shook his head and said, "They should teach us how to sing. Of course, the two of us can also host it."
After clearing his throat, the Fourteenth Son spoke again: "Yoshi, good morning everyone! Welcome to "The Fourteenth Son's Mayonnaise Cooking Show" yoyoyoyoyo...how do you think?"
"Um..." Jiang Cheng complained expressionlessly, "You should be the only one watching this kind of program, right?"
"Then you can change it to "Get Out! Divorce King"." The Fourteenth Son nodded and continued.
"That... Divorce Man doesn't sound like an auspicious program," Jiang Cheng said, taking a deep breath and trying his best to look at the two of them in a friendly manner, "You two just entered the company yesterday, and you still have the papers." There are fourteen sons, right?”
"Yes!" Juanzi and Shizizi replied at the same time, "Juanzi/Shizizi! New artists can do anything!"
"Everything...huh?" Jiang Cheng asked tentatively.
"Yes! Anything is fine!" Juanzi and Shizi stood up at the same time and replied decisively at the same time.
"That means you will do whatever I say, right?" Jiang Cheng asked again.
"Yes! Of course!"×2
(End of chapter)