Maybe a Fake Gintama

Chapter 413: You can forget anything, but you can't forget yourself

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"Ah, ah. Haha, what a good boy," Jiang Cheng smiled, came to the two of them and patted their shoulders at the same time, "Yes, I am the best producer in the world. As long as you listen to me, I won't let you two suffer... Come on, relax..."

"Wait!" Jiang Cheng suddenly reacted, quickly retracted his hand and shook his head, "No, no! It's not like that! Even if you two obey me, I won't be happy!"

[Oh no! Because I was only thinking about the pillow business, I accidentally got too deep into the drama! He was led away by the two of them!]Jiang Cheng secretly thought something was wrong.

"Huh?" Juanzi and Shizizi looked at Jiang Cheng in confusion at the same time.

"Well, you two," Jiang Cheng faced the two of them again and explained: "It seems that it should be the staff at the front desk... Ahem! It should be the staff at the front desk who made a mistake!"

"Made a mistake?" Juanzi asked doubtfully.

"But this is what senior told us~" Shizizi said coquettishly.

"Well, let me explain a little bit," Jiang Cheng cleared his throat, pointed to the red wine and candles on the desk next to him, and then pointed to the big love-shaped bed covered with petals, "I am the producer, and called The person who came to the room is a new artist. The high-end red wine and big bed over there are reminders. Do you understand? Do you understand? "

[No, wait! Jiang Cheng suddenly reacted and looked at the red wine and big bed beside him with a shocked expression, "What kind of prop is that?" ! Why did something like that appear in an instant? ! Now he is definitely the scumbag producer who asked for idol pillow business! Could you please be more careful with the props?]

"Hmm -" Juanzi frowned, put his index finger gently on his lower lip, closed his eyes and looked up to think for a moment, then opened his eyes and nodded, "That's right, I understand! I want to give guidance at the same time While drinking red wine, right? Thank you, producer! Oh~ Producer Jiang Cheng, he is really a very nice person! He is willing to spend time outside of work to guide newcomers like us~ right? Fourteenth Son~"

"Yes, yes, Producer Jiang Cheng is really a good person~" Suddenly, the Fourteenth Son started to act coyly and let out a coquettish cry.

"Although there are some discrepancies..." Jiang Cheng tried his best to calm down his mood and explained with a smile again: "But it's basically like this, drinking red wine while coaching, that's it. It's just that this part of the coaching is a bit... "

"A bit?" Juanzi looked confused.

"Slightly more adult guidance." Jiang Cheng reminded in a low voice.

"Adult?" Shizizi was puzzled.

"Don't pretend to be stupid, you two! You definitely understand, right?" Jiang Cheng approached the two of them impatiently and whispered, "I've told you several times that it's not you two who I've called. , it’s the girl named Atong-chan..."

"Of course I understand!" Juanzi interrupted Jiang Cheng again, "You want to teach us the etiquette when dining and the rules when greeting us, right? In order to make us become outstanding adults!"

"He is indeed the best producer in the world~super awesome~" Shizizi praised in a coy way.

"Ahhh!" Jiang Cheng hugged his head frantically, "Is it so difficult?! Is it so difficult to let the two of them understand this?! Someone...someone will help me!"

As soon as Jiang Cheng finished speaking, the narrator's voice sounded at the right time.

"Juanzi and Shishizi are new artists who joined the company yesterday. Because they have the same confused personalities, they now form a duo of confused girls."

[You should have told me this kind of thing earlier!]Jiang Cheng thought with some collapse, "But... if you put it this way, it is not possible to use ordinary methods to make these two people with confused personalities go back honestly... Then, we can only give them a proper showdown." I was scared away! Even these two guys can't do anything that goes against their own personalities now! These are the rules!]

"What's wrong? Producer Jiang Cheng?" Juanzi asked confused.

"Yes, I have been in a daze since just now~" Shizizi said with concern.

Jiang Cheng took a deep breath, then looked at the two of them and said seriously: "I think I already know how to make you two understand. Well, you two are newcomers, right?"

"Yes, newcomer." Juanzi and Shizi nodded at the same time.

"That means you two don't know the rules of the entertainment industry very well, right?" Jiang Cheng asked again.

"I don't understand at all." Juanzi shook his head.

"In other words, are you willing to teach us this? Thank you so much!" the Fourteenth Son said in surprise, and then bowed quickly, "Please give me your advice!"

"No, no," Jiang Cheng waved his hand quickly, "Ah, well, how should I say it..."

"Why do you look so distressed?" Juanzi asked with a natural expression on his face.

"It's all because of you two!" Jiang Cheng couldn't hold back and cursed.

"Eh?" Juanzi and Shizizi both looked at Jiang Cheng with dumbfounded expressions.

Seeing the expressions of the two people, Jiang Cheng could no longer hold his breath, and cursed with his veins popping: "Ah! That's right! I like the newbie Atong-chan in our company! That's why I asked the front desk to let him Atong-chan comes to my room! Then I give her the heroine of Liujiu and confess my love to her! What's wrong with me? What's wrong with me?! I'm working very hard too, okay! What's wrong with having some sweets? ?!”

"I work very hard every day! I can't even step out of this room, so I just use my rights a little bit to have a good relationship with the girl I fell in love with at first sight?! Isn't that wrong?! Ah?! Can't I? ?! Even such a simple wish doesn’t work?!”

"Ah, that's it..." Guanzi nodded, and then pretended to complain: "If that's the case, wouldn't it be better to just say that from the beginning?"

"Yes, yes, if that's the case, I should have said it from the beginning~" Shizizi nodded and agreed.

"I didn't want to say it at all!" Jiang Cheng scolded angrily, "It's not because of you two who broke in! Without you two, it would be over now, okay! Why are you two idiots here? Huh? Why do you still have that confused character? It’s really irritating!”

"Sister Fourteen, do you understand?" Juanzi looked at Shishi aside with a puzzled look, "That's the one, right? What's it called? What kind of business is it?"

"I remember it was called sea cucumber business or mayonnaise business..." Shizizi replied with a slight frown.

"It's a pillow business (hidden rule)! What is a mayonnaise business?! Just the sound of it makes people unable to eat!" Jiang Cheng roared.

"Asshole!" Fourteen instantly became furious and grabbed Jiang Cheng's collar, but then he let go again, thinking in his heart: [No! I almost got pissed off from this bastard! Character! Pay attention to your character, Shizizi! It’s the confused character that suits the Fourteenth Son!]

[How about it? Did you accidentally reveal your true thoughts?]Jiang Cheng curled his lips disdainfully, [That's right! Those words just now were all said by me to make you two Honkai characters! Once the character collapses, you two will have to end! Design the plot based on your characters? Do not make jokes! How could I possibly do that kind of troublesome thing!]

At this moment, Juanzi looked at Jiang Cheng with excitement and cheered: "Pillow business... great!"

"Huh?" Jiang Cheng was confused.

"While doing my job as a producer, I'm also running the pillow business!" Juanzi looked at Jiang Cheng with admiration, "You're working hard to sell pillows, right? That's it, I understand! You want me to run the pillow business Right?"

"Um...don't you understand what I just said?" Jiang Cheng asked doubtfully.

"Not just a guide, he even introduced us to part-time jobs. He is really the best producer!" Juanzi praised, and at the same time looked at the fourteenth son aside, "Are you right? The fourteenth son?"

"Yes, yes, he is really the best producer~" Shizizi nodded and agreed.

"Paper? Fourteenth exam?"

Ignoring Jiang Cheng's words, Juan Zi continued on by himself: "It's like that, right? Like the famous former TV salesman, right? What kind of voice should I use to sell? Is it better to be a little sharper?" "

"Listen to me!" Jiang Cheng reminded loudly.

"Ahem..." Juanzi walked aside, picked up the two pillows on the big bed, and shouted to himself with a pinched voice: "This pillow is very comfortable~ As soon as you put your head on it, you will start snoring right away. Have a great sleep! Two pillows only cost NT$3,000! In addition, there is a big sale event to reward customers, an instant discount of NT$5,000!”

"It's all posted upside down!" Jiang Cheng complained.

"I want to go around the whole street and yell!" Juanzi continued, minding his own business.

"Why?" Jiang Cheng asked doubtfully.

"Because I'm so touched! Producer Jiang Cheng is really great! Really great! He is willing to let me do business! Producer Jiang Cheng! Producer Jiang Cheng! Producer Jiang Cheng! Unwritten rules! Unwritten rules of Jiang Cheng's production!" Juanzi shouted with emotion on his face.

"Stop it! Do you want me to be banned from the entertainment industry?!" Jiang Cheng roared.

"By the way, how about changing your name?" Juanzi held his chin and continued, "How about instead of calling me Jiang Cheng, I changed my name to Jiang Zhen?"

"Not bad, Juanzi, how did you come up with this good idea? You might be a genius~" The Fourteenth Son praised, and then came to Jiang Cheng's side, knelt down on one knee, stretched out his two hands and touched Jiang Cheng's side. Cheng's side kept shaking, "Unwritten Rules Producer ~ Sparkling Pillow Business Producer ~ Jiang Zhen Producer ~"

"Everyone, come quickly~ Come to Producer Jiang Zhen~" Juanzi shouted exaggeratedly, "Everyone is here because of Producer Jiang Zhen's name~"

"What a ghost! They should all be scared away!" Jiang Cheng complained with his eyes rolled.

"You are really humble~" Juanzi sighed.

"My career as a producer is over!" Jiang Cheng roared.

"It doesn't matter if you're not so humble~" Shizizi stopped what he was doing and said.

"I'm serious!" Jiang Cheng shouted.

"Producer Jiang Zhen, we will follow you all our lives!" Juanzi and Shizizi swore at the same time.

"Get back here!!!!" Jiang Cheng yelled frantically, holding his head.

Thanks to my oldest 500 starting coin reward, to Master Huaisu for his 100 starting coin reward, and to book friend 2018xxxx3700 for his 500 starting coin reward.

Thanks to Mingmingjiu for his four monthly passes, to Yadai for his six monthly passes, to Master Huaisu for his two monthly passes, to my oldest two monthly passes, to book friend 2019xxxx6815 for his two monthly passes, and to the weird bat. Two monthly passes.

Thank you so much.

(End of chapter)