Although he said so, and the expression on his face was exaggerated and angry, a smile flashed in Jiang Cheng's eyes, a cold smile that flashed away.
[Are you satisfied?]Jiang Cheng looked at the malicious smiles on the faces of Juanzi and Shizizi, and thought to himself: "As you go on, I am deliberately provoked by you and led by your nose. Are you satisfied?" These two idiots have completely fallen into my trap! Now it’s my turn... to show you...]
"Ah, no~" Juanzi said coyly, "Don't leave so early~ I still want to follow Producer Jiang Cheng for the rest of my life~"
"The same goes for others~" The fourteenth son imitated the test paper in a decent manner.
"But I really don't want to see you two anymore..." Jiang Cheng held his forehead, with a depressed look on his face, "Go back, and don't show up in my office again from now on..."
"No~Producer Jiang Cheng hasn't given any guidance yet~" Juanzi put his index finger on his lips and said coyly.
"People also want to be guided step by step by the producer Jiang Zhen~" Shizizi agreed.
"No, I'm not interested right now, absolutely." Jiang Cheng squatted in the corner, hugging his legs and lowering his head, his whole body immersed in the shadows.
Seeing Jiang Cheng's appearance, Juanzi and Shizizi looked at each other and raised the corners of their mouths at the same time.
Fourteen: Success! In short, the plot can no longer go on at this point!
Gintoki: In this case... this guy is destined to be out!
Fourteen: But I always feel that it’s a little too simple. This guy shouldn’t give up so easily, right
Gintoki: Don’t worry! Anyway, just the two of us can stay in this room! This guy can't do anything! Just delay it!
Fourteen: Yossi! I see!
"Well, the guidance I just mentioned..." Juanzi looked at Jiang Cheng again and said, "I also want to learn from producer Jiang Cheng~ about business, acting and so on~ all... all I want to learn it again~"
"The same goes for others~" The Fourteenth son nodded and agreed.
"Huh? Really? Do you really want to learn that much?" Jiang Cheng asked quietly without raising his head.
"Yeah, yes!" Juanzi and Shizi nodded at the same time.
"Then come on," Jiang Cheng slowly raised his head, half-smiling but not smiling, the corners of his mouth slightly raised, his eyes flashing coldly, "Are you ready?"
[That look...! That expression...! !]Fourteen noticed something was wrong, [Not giving up yet! This guy hasn't given up yet!]
[No...don't panic! ] Gintoki glanced at Fourteen, [We just need to hold off here, there is no need to worry about other things! Just continue according to your own personality!]
"Well," Jiang Cheng stood up, raised his fist to his mouth, cleared his throat slightly, and made a serious expression, "First of all, let the audience and fans get to know you from your personality, hobbies, etc. These are very, very important things for idols. It can effectively bring you closer to your fans, which is a sense of intimacy, you know? Also, you should..."
Listening to Jiang Cheng's chatter, Gintoki glanced at Fourteen on the side with some confusion: [Hey! Why do you feel so serious all of a sudden? Has he completely turned into an ordinary producer teaching idols?]
[Have you given up?]Fifteen glanced back, [Because there is no hope of success, so I can only give up, that should be it, right?]
"...So, do you understand?" Jiang Cheng stopped and looked at the two of them seriously, "You must have the drive to become famous at all costs, and you must have the consciousness to risk your life. I understand. ?"
"Yeah, I understand." Juanzi and Shizizi nodded like chickens pecking at rice.
"Great, I thought it would take a lot of time to explain it to you..." Jiang Cheng breathed a sigh of relief, then raised an index finger and continued with a smile: "Then let's practice a little bit. Zhou’s prank show, after all, you two have already agreed.”
"A prank show?" Juanzi and Shizizi asked in confusion at the same time.
"That's right, that's right, it's a variety show that can bring you and your fans closer..." As he said that, Jiang Cheng had already come behind Juanzi, holding up a beer bottle he found somewhere in his hand, "Are you ready? "
"Well...well, I want to ask, which one is in your hand?" Guan Zi asked tentatively in a low voice with sweat on his face.
"Don't worry, it's just a prop," Jiang Cheng narrowed his eyes and said with a smile, "It's just a prop in the most common prank show. Next, I will gently knock it on your head. I will definitely You have to make surprised movements and expressions! Do you understand?"
"No...that..."
Gintoki was about to refuse, but Jiang Cheng swung the beer bottle at the back of Gintoki's head without any hesitation...
"Wow!" Gintoki screamed, spit out a mouthful of blood and flew out towards the office window like a cannonball...
Bang! The glass was smashed by the paper, and the paper fell directly out of the window... After a few seconds, the sound of something heavy falling to the ground and the siren of the car that was hit were heard...
Looking at the intact beer bottle in Jiang Cheng's hand and the refreshing smile on Jiang Cheng's face, Shi Shi's entire face turned completely black, his mouth was half open, and he couldn't react at all for a long time...
"It seems that it's still far from enough," Jiang Cheng shook his head and sighed, "The paper is still far from enough... I need to practice more in the future. Even this simple steel beer bottle can't be smashed. How is that possible?"
[How can a human head smash something like that! ] Fourteen complained crazily in his heart, [If it collides with something like that, it should be a human head that is broken! After all, is this a prank show? ! It’s so chaotic!]
[This is a prank show to send you to hell, you scum.]Jiang Cheng raised his head, glanced at Shi Shi without any expression, and then said with a smile again, "It's Shi Shi's turn next time~ Are you ready?"
"Wait... wait!" Fourteen quickly raised his hand to stop him.
"Don't worry," Jiang Cheng said with a smile, and then threw the beer bottle in his hand aside, "You are different from the paper. The paper is a trick on the beer bottle. You got up to play tricks."
"What is getting up and playing tricks?" Fourteen asked with twitching corners of his mouth, while thinking to himself: "Who believes it!" How could it be possible to simply get up and play tricks!]
"Don't you know?" Jiang Cheng was confused, and then began to explain to himself, "It's the kind of scene where a photographer breaks in with a camera while you are sleeping and is startled."
"Yes...really?" Fourteen's face began to sweat.
"Yes, it's just a simple prank," Jiang Cheng always had a faint smile on his face, "But the reaction must be a little exaggerated. Even if you are not scared, you still have to pretend to be a little exaggerated, you know?"
"I know...I know..."
"Then, please." Jiang Cheng looked at the bed beside him and made a gesture of invitation.
[Can’t refuse! I can’t refuse because of the character issue! ] Fourteen walked towards the bed, thinking to himself: [Oops! There's no way it's just a simple wake-up call! This is super shaking...]
Suddenly, Shi Shi accidentally saw Jiang Cheng pick up a pile of explosives (detonators), and his whole body felt bad!
"Then... well, can I ask a little bit?" Fourteen stopped, turned his head and asked in a low voice with sweat on his face, "Can you use the thing in your hand?"
"Of course," Jiang Cheng responded with a smile, "But don't worry, it's just a common explosive in prank shows, it won't kill anyone."
[No no no! No matter how you look at it, it is a real dynamite! ] Fourteen shook his head crazily in his heart, [It will definitely kill someone! I have to think of a solution quickly!]
"Don't believe it?" Jiang Cheng asked doubtfully, then sighed, picked up a stick of dynamite and lit the fuse...
Snapped! With a bang, dynamite exploded into fireworks all over the place.
"Look, there's no problem at all, it's just a prop." Jiang Cheng explained.
"Oh... oh." Fourteen breathed a sigh of relief, then came to the bed and lay down.
"Close your eyes." Jiang Cheng reminded.
"Oh... oh" After responding, Fourteen slowly closed his eyes.
After a full minute, Fourteen opened his eyes amidst a burst of trivial sounds. However, it was then that Fourteen discovered that he had been tied up with ropes. Standing beside the bed were Jiang Cheng and Jiang Cheng with dark smiles on their faces. General realization.
"Well, I'm sorry, because I'm having a little trouble alone, so I invited your agent." Jiang Cheng explained.
"The artists under me are really troublesome to the producers." Sougo spread his hands and replied.
"There, there is no trouble at all." Jiang Cheng slowly shook his head, "This is also my responsibility. After all, there are many things that newcomers don't understand."
"Woooooo!" Fourteenth wanted to say something, but then Fourteenth realized that his mouth had been blocked by explosives!
"Then it's time to start, get up and play tricks in a unique way..." Jiang Cheng handed the explosives in his hand to Sougo with a half-smile, "You must be strapped with explosives. The effect of playing tricks is very important. "
"As expected of the number one producer in the company," Sougo praised, "He is really serious... Let's get started, Shishiko..."
"Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooot...
boom! ! !
Looking at the dying Shishi, who was lying on the bed and was all black and dying, Sougo frowned and looked at Jiang Cheng: "Well, I always feel that the reaction is not surprising enough. The producer should also have discovered this problem, right?"
"Yes, it is indeed not enough. This kind of reaction is not a qualified artist..." Jiang Cheng crossed his chest with one hand and supported his chin with the other hand and nodded with deep approval.
"Then, how about a hundred of them together? How about one hundred at a time and then a hundred times to exercise?" Sougo raised an index finger and suggested, "If you train a hundred times, maybe the fourteenth child will be able to find the feeling. "
"What a good method~" Jiang Cheng praised, then looked down at Shi Shi who had just woken up, "Then... let's continue..."
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!"
boom! boom! boom! …
(End of chapter)