[Oh no! ! If this continues, this kid will definitely enter the finals!]Fourteen secretly thought that something was wrong, "I was careless. If only I had predicted this person's plan in advance, it would have ended in such a tragic way. How could it be fixed?"]
[I originally thought that idiot’s empty head was not a threat, but I didn’t expect that he could think of such a development on his own... This is really not good.] Thinking about it, Gintoki glanced at one hand holding a microphone with the other. Atong was raised high, [A girl of this age will undoubtedly fall directly into the trap, so we have to think of a way quickly, otherwise, my bonus...]
Just when Gintoki was racking his brains to think of a solution, Atsumu-chan finally announced the result of the second game.
"...The ones who entered the final decisive battle are the general selection group and the Yoshihara team!!"
"Nothing unexpected." Jiang Cheng folded his hands and smiled relaxedly.
"Yin Sang... we... we lost..." Xin Baji lowered his head and still didn't want to believe the result.
"I really underestimated that idiot. I didn't expect that his empty head could think of such a plot unfolding like the forest of fireflies." Gintoki looked at Jiang Cheng on the other side with his hands folded and a relaxed expression, and hated Said hatefully.
"Hehe...hehe..." Xin Baji had already begun to doubt his life, "I didn't expect... I didn't expect that the only guard among the three teams who really liked Atong-chan would lose...hehehehe..."
"Calm down! Shinpachi!" Gintoki quickly expressed relief, then glanced at Kagura and Agao and continued, "You two are here to help! Shinpachi is about to die because he doesn't want to believe the reality. Come on! Hurry up!"
"New Eighteen!" Kagura shouted, and then he flew up and kicked New Eighteen in the stomach, sending New Eighteen away. "Cheer up! I can't bear this setback." How can you live in a house with everything?! Hey! You useless glasses!!"
"In this case, the Yoshiwara team will also gain one point!" the host announced, "and the Teramondori Guards, which still has zero points after two games, will be eliminated! The final winner will be decided by the final battle!"
As he said that, the host glanced at Xin Baji, who was lying on the ground and was completely overwhelmed by depression and no longer reacting at all, and Kagura, who was riding on him and punching him one after another, and then said: "It's really It's a pity. I originally thought that the Guards would definitely qualify. After all, as far as I know, Shimura of the Teramondori Guards was already a big fan of Otsu-chan when he was still performing on the streets, but I didn't expect that in the end he would just Winning third place, Shimura must not want to believe this result..."
"However, the results have come out, so we have to face the reality, and then just take away the prize that belongs to the third place." As he said, the host glanced at the script in his hand, "The prize for the third place It’s…a gift package containing dozens of collector’s edition FPS games…”
"Huh?" Jiang Cheng was stunned for a moment, and the expression on his face froze as the host said it. It took him a few seconds to react and shouted loudly: "Wait a minute, wait a minute!"
"What's wrong? Jiang Chengshi?" the host asked doubtfully.
"Stop joking! Aren't luxury prizes given to the winning team?!" Jiang Cheng shouted with his eyes rolled.
"Ah? I've never said that before, right?" The host continued, "The luxury gift package is a prize set up to appease the losers, which is the prize for the third place."
"Shin Yaji, there is a turning point!" Gintoki reminded in a low voice, "Get up quickly!"
Sensing something, Xin Baji quickly stood up, pushed up his glasses, raised his ears, and began to listen carefully to the conversation between Jiang Cheng and the host.
"You should have said this earlier!" Jiang Cheng rolled his eyes and cursed angrily, "What do you think I have been working hard for?! Bastard!"
"Huh? Isn't it to become Atong-chan's official fan club?" the host asked doubtfully.
"Huh? Do I look like I'm sick in the head? Would I do this for that kind of flat-chested girl?" Jiang Cheng curled his lips and said with disdain.
"Yes, yes! How could Jiang Chengsama work so hard for this kind of woman!" A young lady from Baihua echoed.
"Let her look in the mirror before speaking!" Another Baihua girl continued.
"Burn your butt hair! Ugly girl!" The remaining Baihua girl pointed directly at Atong and shouted with rolled eyes.
"Um, I seem to have said something wrong just now," Atong-chan said, although she was smiling, but her face had several veins pulsing for no reason, "The general selection group that entered the finals and The Guards are the right ones~"
"I don't know what happened... It seems that the result suddenly changed..." Xin Bajiu pushed up the glasses on his face and complained expressionlessly.
"Isn't it great?" Gintoki said casually, "Anyway, we have entered the finals."
"But I'm not happy at all," Xinbaji continued expressionlessly, "It's like being given charity by others."
…
Jiang Cheng held the game gift package belonging to the third place, hummed a tune and led the three Baihua ladies to the stage step by step. Of course, when passing by Gintoki and the others, he didn't forget to say congratulations.
"Congratulations, Mr. Xin Baji," Jiang Cheng stopped, looked at Xin Baji beside him, and continued with a smile: "We have finally entered the final round, come on. And, goodbye~"
With that said, Jiang Cheng started to start, but before he took a step, Sougo called him to stop.
"Wait a minute, boss."
"Songwu-kun? What's wrong?" Jiang Cheng turned his head to look at Sougo and asked doubtfully.
"Didn't we agree that we would send Hijikata to become a Buddha?" Sougo spread his hands and complained, "I thought that if we were the boss, if the two of us cooperated internally and externally, we would definitely be able to make Hijikata become a Buddha."
"That thing..." Jiang Cheng closed his eyes and thought quietly for a while, then squinted and said with a smile, "It's impossible to do that kind of thing, whether it's Liu Haijun or that other personality or something. , that kind of thing cannot become a Buddha."
"Huh? Can't disappear? What do you mean?" Xin Baji asked in surprise.
"In short, if you can't disappear, you can't disappear," Jiang Cheng shrugged and continued, "Unless he commits seppuku now, in which case he can disappear, although he will disappear with himself."
"What do you mean?" Sougo asked.
"A personality that was created because of the demon sword?" Jiang Cheng sneered and said disdainfully: "Don't be kidding, that is something that originally existed in that man's body. At most, it can only be regarded as being inspired by the demon sword. If you want to do that, Things disappear? Become a Buddha? Only an idiot would have such naive ideas."
"And..." As he said that, Jiang Cheng glanced at Shi Shi who was standing in the center of the stage, and then looked at Sougo and Shinpachi again in front of him, "Even if you want to satisfy that kind of personality, just win this victory." Losing is not enough. If you don’t rely on your own strength, you won’t feel any satisfaction even if you get everything. So even if he beats Shinpachi and you guys in the final, nothing will change. I didn’t say that at the beginning Have you passed? Of course games are fun only when you participate in them personally, and the same goes for winning or losing. It means nothing if you don’t participate personally.”
"You have to tell Hijikata-san about this kind of thing as soon as possible!" Shinpachi said anxiously, "Unless he wins by relying on his own strength, Zhai Shishi will not become a Buddha!"
"No need, that person shouldn't be that stupid," Jiang Cheng shrugged and continued indifferently, "Even if you don't understand it now, you will definitely understand it in the end. And this kind of thing, generally They all need to be noticed by themselves to be effective. Reminding others? It has no effect at all."
"And..." Jiang Cheng stopped talking, sighed softly and continued: "Well, forget it, let's go back. Today's purpose has been accomplished, let's go back to play games. Goodbye."
…
Seeing Jiang Cheng and his group walking further and further away with the game in hand, Xin Bajia frowned and began to think about what Jiang Cheng had just said.
"Don't be stunned, the final battle is about to begin." Gintoki reminded.
"But..." Shinpachi lowered his head and continued with some disappointment, "According to what Jiang Chengsang said, if the fourteenth house cannot become a Buddha, wouldn't Hijikata-san be pitiful? All the previous efforts will be in vain. ah."
"Don't pay attention to what that idiot said," Gintoki waved his hand in disapproval, "Maybe that idiot just feels unhappy."
"Unhappy?" Xinbajiu was puzzled.
"He felt very unhappy that he wanted to erase his other self," Gintoki explained. "Actually, there should be a better way..."
"A better way?"
"Isn't that idiot who walked away a good example?" Gintoki continued casually, "Merging the original personality with the game OTAKU personality into one."
"Hey?! Does Jiang Chengsang have such an experience?!" Shinpachi couldn't help but open his eyes wide and looked at Gintoki in shock.
"I thought you knew it a long time ago!" Gintoki said in an exaggerated manner, then raised an index finger and continued: "At that time, during the battle against Jabberwock, was it not by the one with the Demon King's Eyes? Did the guy named Nash suppress it? In the end, it seemed that the two personalities merged into one..."
"Shut up!" Shinpachi quickly interrupted, "Is that the plot you are talking about in other works? Don't play with seiyuu jokes at this time! Don't talk about Seijuro's things here. !”
(Seijuro: Akashi Seijuro, a character in Kuroko's Basketball (voiced by: Hiroshi Kamiya), is characterized by having two personalities. In the extra chapter, the two personalities merge into one, helping Kuroko and Kagami defeat the powerful Americans. enemy.)
"Anyway, don't think about so many things," Gintoki continued, "Your mission is not to help that person become a Buddha. What is your real purpose in participating in the competition? Have you forgotten?"
"No!" Shinbaji shook his head, and the depression on his face disappeared instantly, and he continued with a serious face, "I came here to protect Atong-chan! It's to prevent Atong-chan from being raped by those who don't love her at all. He came only to be defiled by others!”
"That's right, come on."
…
Because Jiang Cheng's Yoshihara team took too long in the second Charm Showdown, when the host announced the start of the third game, the sky had completely darkened.
The host and Atsumu-chan stood on the stage, while the Totsuyo group headed by Shishita and the Teramondong Guards headed by Shinyaji stood on opposite sides of the host and Atsumu-chan.
Amid applause and cheers from the audience, the host cleared his throat, raised the microphone and shouted: "The decisive battle of the Temple Gate Official Club! Three decisive battles will determine the outcome! The final showdown is finally ushered in! Among the many Among the fans, there were only two teams that entered the finals, and they were the Teramondong Guards!"
As he said that, the host turned away slightly and glanced at the Fourteenth and others on the side and continued: "...And, the team that showed its true strength, led by Zhai Fourteen and won all the way - the general selection team!"
"Both teams have one point, so the third game is the real decisive battle! The winner will be announced in this battle!"
Just as the host said this, a violent shaking suddenly came from the ground. At the same time, everyone discovered that a boxing ring was slowly rising in the open space in front of the stage.
"Now! The final battle is about to begin!" The host made a gesture of invitation, "Representatives of both teams, please come to the ring!"
…
Standing on the stage, wearing red boxing gloves, Xin Bajia's eyes were filled with only seriousness.
"Shinpachi, this is the end of what we can do for you," Gintoki rarely became serious and looked at Shinpachi and said, "From now on, it's your battle."
Shinbaji nodded lightly, and then walked towards the center of the ring, thinking in his heart: [Can't lose, I absolutely can't lose, even if it's for everyone who brought me here, I will definitely win!]
On the other side, Fourteen said softly to Kondo, who had just put on blue boxing gloves and turned to leave: "Thank you, I will treat you later."
After that, Fourteen slowly started and walked towards the center of the ring.
"Fourteen, I won't let you go if you lose. Go and take it back. Use those hands to take back the existence called yourself." Kondo chuckled softly and reminded without looking back.
[I want to rule the pinnacle of otakus, and I must definitely take my body back from the otakus! ] Fourteen thought to himself as he walked.
Shi Shi and Xin Baji took their boxing stances and faced each other in the center of the ring. Their eyes were filled with the same fighting spirit.
[Let’s settle it! ] The two of them thought to themselves at the same time.
Looking at Xin Baji and Fourteen who were fully prepared, the host slowly walked over, stood between the two and announced: "The third game! What the final showdown will show is the collection power!"
"Huh? What?" Xin Baji was dumbfounded for a moment. He narrowed his eyes and twitched the corners of his mouth and asked, "Aren't you going to box?"
"As long as it is the product of my beloved Atsushi, I will collect it no matter what!" the host explained: "As a fan, this is natural, right? How far can the enthusiasm for collecting Atsushi-related products go? That’s the theme this time!”
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I'm too sleepy. Even though I took a day off, I was busy all day today. I'll finish one chapter today and make up for it tomorrow.
Of course, although it’s one chapter, it’s still four thousand words, so it’s compensation...
(End of chapter)