Maybe a Fake Gintama

Chapter 417: The fun of card games is that you never know

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As soon as the host finished speaking, a smiling female staff member wearing a light green yukata pushed a half-height small display stand covered with red cloth and slowly came to the host's side.

The staff gently picked up the opaque metal cover placed on the display table, and the items inside were revealed—a pack of potato chips with Atong's image printed on the outer packaging and a plate placed on the side for display. Heart shaped potato chips.

"This is what we need to use in this round!" The host explained at the right time: "Atong potato chips! Atong potato chips, should I say that the sales are subtle or should I say that this potato chip cannot be sold at all? Use this Let’s have a card duel with the cards included in Atong’s potato chips!”

"Card... card duel?!" Xin Bajie's whole body felt bad.

"The rules are very simple," the host picked up a card and continued: "These cards have various pictures of Atong. Each card has its own AP (attack power) and DP (defense). force) these preset values.”

"Why do idol cards have attack and defense powers?" Shinbaji complained.

"Put these cards into the "virtual reality system" in front of you, and let the three-dimensional Atong-chan battle against each other! "

"So why do I want them to fight each other?! And it's Atong-chan fighting against each other?!" Shinbachi complained crazily.

The host completely ignored Xin Baji's complaints and went on to introduce the rules of the competition: "The initial LP (life points) of both sides is 2000 points. Each round, both sides take turns releasing cards. LP will be consumed according to the battle situation. LP The team that runs out first will lose the game!"

At this time, Shinpachi discovered that there was a duel disk for drawing cards above his boxing gloves! Similar to the one in Yu O King! Only then did Xin Baji realize that this was all prepared by the organizer! It’s just that I didn’t notice it before!

At the same time, Xin Baji also discovered that two real virtual systems appeared on the ground in front of him and Shi Shi without any surprise! It’s really not obtrusive at all! It's like something suddenly appeared in this scene that wasn't there in the previous scene. It's like it was already there!

"By the way, the organizer does not provide cards," the host continued. "As fans, it is natural to have these cards, right? The cards you have collected in your hands now are the cards you have in this duel. The cards you have!"

[Oops...Oops!]Xin Bajiu thought with sweat on his face: [I don’t have any of those cards! Don't tell me it's no longer available, I didn't even know it was on sale! By the way, that bag of potato chips just said "corn poop smell" on it, right? Is that really edible? !]

[...No, wait, there is no such card Hijikata-san.]Xin Bajiu thought about it again, and at the same time he turned his attention to Fourteen.

"Please put the cards into the duel plate and shuffle them!" the host shouted.

At the same time, Xin Baji discovered that Fourteen had actually taken out a thick pile of cards and put them into the duel plate. After the shuffling, five cards had been drawn from his hand!

"Hijikata... Hijikata!!" Shinpachi's whole body was in bad shape, his face was covered with black lines, and his voice began to tremble: "Why do you have them? And there are so many of them!"

[That Hijikata-san...that Hijikata-san whose selling point is his ruthlessness... actually has so many cards that come with Atong potato chips!]Xin Baji was full of surprise.

[Even if I do whatever it takes, I will take myself back! ] Fourteen's face was full of seriousness, and then he slightly raised the corners of his mouth and thought to himself: [It is impossible to become the overlord of otakus with half-baked awareness!]

[Hijikata-san... What a photogenic obsession] Shinpachi secretly thought something was wrong, [No, you can't fight without cards!]

At this moment, the host announced the start of the third decisive game, and at the same time, the bell rang to herald the official start of the game.

At this critical moment, Shinpachi thought of something, turned around and shouted to Gintoki in the audience: "Gin-san! Go to the store! Go buy a lot of Atong potato chips!"

Gintoki nodded, then turned around and rushed out quickly, leaving only one sentence, "Wait!"

"Hmph, you really didn't bring it, but now it's too late to prepare cards to make up for the situation!" Fourteen snorted, and then picked out one card from the five cards in his hand, "I can't even stop it. The third series of Atong Potato Chips has been completely collected! Before you get the cards, I’ll get rid of you in one go!”

With that said, Fourteen vigorously threw the selected card towards and inserted it into the virtual reality system on the ground in front of him, and then shouted: "This is my card!"

"The first one to make a move is the general selection group House 14!" the host who became the referee shouted: "The card used is "Melancholy five minutes before the show starts"! "

As soon as the host finished speaking, the virtual reality system in front of Fourteen came out with an introduction to this card: "Melancholy five minutes before the start of the show - Atong who was backstage five minutes before the start of the concert. Because of nervousness, His nerves are quite tense, and he will get angry at the people around him whenever there is an opportunity. (Especially Kimura) AP: 460, DP: 3."

"What kind of card is that?! It's obviously an overstatement of the shameful aspects of idols! And who is Kimura?!" Shinpachi complained crazily.

"As expected of the Fourteenth Clan, he used a card with extremely strong attack power from the beginning!" The host once again completely ignored Shinpachi's complaints.

At this time, the card effect of Fourteen's first round gradually appeared. Wearing a very cute green yukata and holding a guitar in her hand, the translucent Atong-chan slowly appeared in the virtual reality in front of Fourteen. on the system.

But then, the figure of this virtual Atong-chan solidified in an instant, but the appearance also changed, becoming a somewhat stout aunt, and even the voice became the same as another person.

"Don't enter the backstage casually!" [Atong-chan] shouted with a look of displeasure. At the same time, he raised the guitar in his hand and threw it at Shinpachi.

Shinbaji, who did not expect to be directly attacked at all, was unable to dodge and could only hurriedly lie down behind him to avoid the attack.

"Why do three-dimensional images directly attack living people?!" Shinbachi raised his head with lingering fear and complained.

However, [Atong-chan] did not stop the movements in his hands, and still waved the guitar reluctantly.

Seeing this, Xin Baji could only dodge in a panic while complaining: "By the way, who is this?! The reproduction rate is too low, right? This is someone else!"

Seeing Shinpachi running around being chased by [Otsu-chan] on the stage, the host raised the microphone and reminded: "Shimura is completely helpless against the three-dimensional Otsu! It's Shimura's turn, hurry up. If you deal with it, your LP will be greatly reduced!"

Just when Shinpachi was being chased by Atsushi-chan and was jumping up and down with no way to deal with it, Gintoki's voice suddenly came from the audience.

"Shinpachi!" Gintoki ran over with a pile of Atong potato chips, picked up a bag and threw it directly at Shinpachi.

"Yin Sang! I've caught up!" Shinpachi responded as he took the potato chips, then took out the card pack on the back of the potato chips in his hand and tore open the package, "No time to choose cards. , just use this one, go on!!”

After saying that, Xin Baji threw the card that he had not had time to look at into the virtual reality system in front of him.

In a dazzling golden light, Xin Baji's card effects gradually appeared, and a figure appeared in the light.

"This... this card is..." The host looked at the figure that was gradually revealed and shouted: "It's KIM! It's the bassist KIM!"

Looking at the dull-faced character in front of him, who was dressed in green clothes and even had green hair, Shinbaji's entire face began to twitch: "Who is it?!"

"KIM, the bass player. Atong's behind-the-scenes supporter and one of the members of the band OH! TWO. He is responsible for the bass and occasionally the castanets."

"Why do you seem to have accidentally drawn a super inconspicuous card!" Xin Baji shouted a little frantically, but then he thought of something, and then asked: "What about the attack power? Do you have any special abilities? "

"The mole on the wing of the nose occasionally falls off. Even if you ask him what the reason is, he is a mysterious man who will not tell you. (My real name is not KIM but Chutaro Kimura)"

"Isn't it that Kimura?!" Shinpachi madly complained, "Isn't it the Kimura who was used as a punching bag by Atong-chan just now?! The mole was obviously removed by Atong-chan, right?!"

"This card is an auxiliary card with neither attack power nor defense power!" The host explained: "It has the effect of making all Atonka on the field violent and doubling their attack power! "Melancholy in Five Minutes Before the Show" attacks The power is doubled to 920 points! "

"Hey, what's that? That mole?" [Atsushi-chan] looked at Kimura in front of Shinpachi with a displeased expression, "Is it a switch for something? Ah? It's really an eyesore!"

Before Shinpachi could react, [Atsushi-chan] rushed over with blank eyes and waved his fist. While shouting, his fist also hit [Kimura] in the face.

[Kimura] and Shinpachi behind him were knocked to the ground by this punch at the same time, sliding on the ground for several meters before coming to a stop.

"Shimura, what a regrettable mistake!" The host continued, "This auxiliary card can actually double the opponent's attack power. I lost nearly half of my LP!"

"New Eighteen!" Kagura, who had a mustache at the corner of his mouth and a black eyepatch on his left eye, was cosplaying a character in Asuka no Jo and shouted at New Eighteen while eating potato chips.

"What kind of plane are you doing?! Idiot!" Gintoki, who was also dressed up, clenched his fists and shouted exaggeratedly: "Attack the inner corners more often! Have you already burned out?! Bastard!!"

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