"Hey, haven't you stopped the car yet? I'm really dying..." At this time, Gincai slowly turned his head and said, but Jiang Cheng was nowhere to be found.
Gintoki looked into the distance and saw the familiar car. In an instant, Gintoki got up and rushed over at a sprint speed of 100 meters, "Are you kidding me!"
"Master driver, just give them a speed that they can't catch up with or get rid of, and let them run to the beach." Jiang Cheng glanced behind him and said at the same time. And also poured himself a glass of ice.
…
"Yeah, it's really not going to work anymore. I feel like I'm going to die..." Gintoki was lying on the beach and felt really bad. "I feel like I've run at least a hundred kilometers..."
"Hey, at most one kilometer, your rounding is too much!" Jiang Cheng shouted.
At this time, Yue Yong and others also walked towards Jiang Cheng.
"It looks like there really is a monster, ah, I'm really excited just thinking about it." Haruta's face was full of excitement, but Shinbaji next to him was not so excited.
"Gin-san, the high rewards and so on are all lies." Shinpachi said hesitantly to Gintoki.
Then everyone heard the sound of something breaking.
"This is the critical hit Aru in the RPG game, please remember it clearly." Kagura stretched out a finger and explained to Haruta standing aside.
"Actually, it was a joke made by the uncle who bought fried noodles over there. That uncle didn't expect anyone to actually come..." Xin Baji said again.
"Huh?" Gintoki stood up, but his head was still lowered, and he slowly walked towards the fried noodles stall not far away, but everyone could feel the inexplicable arrogance burning in him.
Jiang Cheng also followed.
"Hey, why are you joking like that?" Gintoki lowered his head and said, then raised his head, "Creatures like men, even when they joke, they have to risk their lives! What I said to myself The whole team will be responsible to the end!”
The boss with blond hair and sunglasses couldn't help but swallowed his saliva and said with a smile, "Well... that little girl has already eaten thirty portions of fried noodles, and this is sea cucumber fried noodles! It's very expensive!"
"Ah, it's true." Jiang Cheng knelt down and smelled the fried noodles on the iron plate. "It really smells like sea. It stinks like hell."
Gintoki finally couldn't help but raised his hand and pressed the store owner's head on the iron plate. The iron plate instantly made a "sizzling" sound.
"Wait, calm down!" the store owner said quickly, "I don't have any money! But I will give you something of equal value!"
"Oh, let's take a look first."
…
On the beach, Jiang Cheng planted his umbrella on the ground and lay motionless under the umbrella.
There is a large parasol next to it, and underneath it is a group of women and children (Hirin, Tsukiyomi, Kagura, Miao, and Haruta.)
Sadharu on the side is digging a hole in the sand. It looks like he can dig through the earth before the novel is finished.
Next to them, Gintoki, Shinpachi, and Hasegawa were wearing the so-called collector's edition T-shirts that the store owner had just taken out (a white T-shirt with "Beach Samurai" written on it), sitting side by side on the beach without saying a word.
"This t-shirt is really nice, Gin-san." Shinpachi said with his head lowered.
"Yes, if my mother accidentally wears this thing during adolescence, it might cause domestic violence!" Gintoki replied with his head lowered.
"That compassionate shirt, it's a rare item that can only be worn by employees in my store and is not for sale to the public!" The chow mein boss who was tied up at the side shouted, "Put on that shirt, and you will be the same." The proud son of the sea! So, let me go! The proud son of the sea will not do such a thing!" The shop owner shouted on the ground while the carp was beating.
But the three people on the side didn't seem to hear it at all.
"Yin Sang, what should we do next?" Xin Baji asked in a low voice.
"this… "
Just as Gintoki was about to speak, he was interrupted by Hasegawa, "Then we have no choice but to take action."
"What are you doing?" Gintoki replied.
"On an empty beach, there is a monster and three beach warriors. If we don't protect the sea, who else will protect it?" Hasegawa looked at the sea and sighed, "How do you recover when you encounter any depressing things? Mood? Human beings can be roughly divided into two types based on their methods of getting back on their feet."
As he said that, Hasegawa blew out a puff of smoke, "One is to look at things that are humbler than oneself and look for comfort at the bottom. The other is to look at things that are greater than oneself and kick them awake. I belong to the latter group as I have no grace. In the past, when I encountered something unhappy, I would always run to the beach. In order to see my own insignificance clearly, by the way, my wife Xiaochu and I also met at the beach. Do you understand? ?The sea is both my textbook and my teacher."
Having said that, Hasegawa stood up and faced the sea and continued: "No matter who you are, there will be one or two things that are the sustenance of your heart. Even if you keep changing jobs, my heart will always be here. The so-called work is just To make a living for myself like this is definitely not a waste of money! This is my bounden duty! Do you understand? You two... "
It was only at this time that Hasegawa turned his head, but it was then that he discovered that Gintoki and Shinpachi had already run under Jiang Cheng's umbrella, and the three of them were competing for Jiang Cheng's shadow.
"Hey! Do you have to squeeze in my place with such a big umbrella next to you?! You two have weak souls!" Jiang Cheng pushed the two of them hard.
"Hey, are you listening to me?" Hasegawa shouted.
"Don't worry, madao, readers must have seen it, it doesn't matter to us!" Gintoki shouted while pushing Jiang Cheng.
"Well, thanks to you, I don't know how many words the author was so happy about. I was so happy that I didn't even know what to say. I originally wanted to end it in two chapters, but it looks like I have to write another three chapters. The author is now I must be thanking your whole family." Jiang Cheng also shouted.
"Gin-san, Shin-chan," Amiao and Kagura came over at this time, "I tried to contact the neighborhood committee on the street. As long as I defeat that alien monster, I will get some reward."
"Really, sister?!" Xinbaji stood up immediately.
"Um."
"Then you should cheer up again!" Gintoki also stood up and lifted Jiang Cheng up.
"Hey, it seems like it's nothing to do with me." Jiang Cheng said, staring at Gintoki.
"What are you talking about! All life evolved from the ocean! Your mother is suffering, shouldn't you, a son, step forward!" Gintoki retorted.
"My mother is the sea with An Xing, not the sea of the earth." Jiang Cheng raised his hand and said.
"Readers will basically not remember this kind of setting, so don't worry!" Gintoki replied.
"Hey! What kind of person do you think the readers are!" Shinbachi roared, while facing the camera with a smile on his face, "I'm sorry readers, there is something wrong with this silver-haired naturally curly head."
"It's such a big lens, and you take it all by yourself, what do you want?!" Gintoki said angrily, "It's just a pair of glasses responsible for making complaints! Just glasses responsible for making complaints!"
"Get out of here! You two! The camera belongs to me! I am the protagonist!" Jiang Cheng kicked the two of them out of the camera.
"Just right! Then let's have a showdown! Decide who is the protagonist of this novel!" Gintoki stood up and said with a chuckle.
"Let's compete! Who is afraid of you!" Jiang Cheng refused to be outdone.
"Hey, that's enough for you guys!" In an instant, A Miao took out a box from nowhere and threw out three pieces of indescribable dark matter that exuded a black aura, hitting Jiang Cheng, Gintoki and Shin at the same time. Eight chirps.
The three of them instantly fell to the ground and hit...
"Actually, the full name of this novel is "Maybe this is a fake Gintama, but the real name is Miaohun!"" A Miao said with a smile on her face to the camera.
Fighting Author: Hello! Don't tamper with the name of the work casually!
A Miao: "Huh? Do you have any opinion?"
The author of the fight: Private Marseille!
Voice-over: Sure enough, evil people still need to be punished by evil people.
A Miao: "What did you say?"
Voice-over: Private Marseille!
"Now is not the time to talk about this, okay!" Xin Baji stood up and shouted.
…
"Say, how could it be like this?!"
The fried noodle boss was tied to a cross and stuck in the sea as bait...
"Uncle, did I do anything bad?! Uncle, I was just making noodles! Let go of uncle, my feet are going to be soaked!" the fried noodle boss shouted loudly.
But it had no effect, and no one on the beach had any intention of saving anyone.
"Haruta, that's not right, you have to apply it evenly." Yue Yong, who was wearing a swimsuit, poured a whole bucket of lubricant on Haruta's body as she spoke.
"Did you really bring lubricant?! What kind of posture do you want him to learn! This is not that kind of shop!" Jiang Cheng said wildly, and then looked at the smiling Nilun, "You mother Don’t you care?!”
"Is it just the [beep-] area?" Yue Yong murmured.
"It's just swimming! You don't need to apply anything!" Jiang Cheng shouted, and then sighed, "Haruta, come here, I will teach you how to swim."
"Really?!" Haruta said in surprise.
"Yeah." After Jiang Cheng answered, he directly lifted up Harita, who was wearing shorts. "The density of seawater is much higher than that in the swimming pool, so it is easy to learn." After saying that, Jiang Cheng waved. He made a projected pose, "Go! Haruta!"
After saying that, Jiangcheng threw Qingta into the sea.
"Hey! Someone's going to die!" Xinbaji, who was standing next to him, was not feeling well.
"What are you talking about, Mr. Xin Baji?" Jiang Cheng waved his hands and looked indifferent, "This is how boys learn to swim, right? I learned how to swim when I was thrown into the sea like this when I was a child. I learned things by myself. You need to master it more firmly than what others teach you.”
Seeing Seita struggling, Shinpachi quickly jumped into the sea...
(End of chapter)