Maybe a Fake Gintama

Chapter 421: If you are sick, go to the hospital!

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"Now, there is a chance," Jiang Cheng looked at the glass bottle in his hand, and then handed it to Zhai Shishi in front of him, "After eating this, the other self in your body will completely disappear."

"What?!" Kondo said in surprise.

At the same time, everyone present looked at the small bottle in Jiang Cheng's hand in shock.

[Things are finally getting interesting...] Sougo slightly raised the corners of his mouth and thought to himself.

"As I just said, this is an opportunity. It is an opportunity to keep only your consciousness and erase the other self. And there is only one opportunity." As he said that, Jiang Cheng stuffed the small bottle into Zhai Shishi's hand.

"No need." Zhai Shishi shook his head, and then put the small bottle back into Jiang Cheng's hand, "There is no need for this kind of thing."

"Really?" Jiang Cheng curled his lips and continued interestingly, "Then, do you want to try calling that guy out now? I'll ask again, do you think the other one will eat it without thinking? Go down? Take this wheat... pill that can make you disappear."

"Hey, this person seems to have accidentally told the truth just now. He definitely wanted to say Malisu, right? I just said how could there be such a convenient thing, and it turned out to be fake, right? It's just It's just Mai Lisu, right?" Shinpachi narrowed his beady eyes and looked at Gintoki aside with an expressionless expression, and complained in a low voice.

"Keep watching quietly, he must have his own thoughts." Gintoki reminded him in a low voice, and then said with a look of yearning on his face: "But having said that, I'm really envious that I can eat that kind of thing. . I really want to eat it too~ I can smell the aroma of chocolate through the bottle... By the way, that one should be vanilla, right? Shinbaji, no matter how you look at it, it should be vanilla, right?"

New Eight:…

On the other side, standing in front of Jiang Cheng, Zhai Shishi, who did not hear the words of Gintoki and Shinpachi at all, was silent for a long time before he slowly said: "Okay."

"Hey! Wait a minute!" Kondo quickly stopped him, "Have you really thought about it clearly?! The possibility of eating Fourteen is 99.9%! You will really disappear! Do you really want to? Ok?!"

"I've caused a lot of trouble for Shiro Shiro, so it doesn't matter anymore." Shiro Shiro raised his head and scratched the back of his head, smiling sheepishly.

Just after saying that, Zhai Shishi's expression changed, and the real Shi Shi came back online.

"Liu Haijun, do you need this?" Jiang Cheng narrowed his eyes and handed the small glass bottle in his hand to Shi Shi with a smile.

Fourteen did not speak, but took out a cigarette from his pocket, lit it, took a puff and slowly exhaled a puff of second-hand smoke.

"Did you... know the truth from the beginning?" Fourteen's face was slightly solemn, and he looked directly at Jiang Cheng's face seriously.

"Hmm..." Jiang Cheng asked, pretending to be confused, "What are you referring to? Do you mean that the share of the previous movie was actually 58 million instead of 50 million?"

"Boss! Didn't that matter be kept secret?!" Sougo complained quickly, "Didn't the two of us agree that they would not let Hijikata know about it even if they took it to the grave? ?”

"You two bastards..." A vein suddenly burst out on Fourteen's face, "Give me back those eight million!"

"Ah! I accidentally said it~" Jiang Cheng covered his mouth and said pretending to be annoyed, but then he smiled and once again handed the glass bottle in his hand to Shi Shi, "Then, you can use this instead. Is it? It’s very useful, and it’s vanilla flavored~”

On the side, Xin Baji once again narrowed his eyes and complained in a low voice with an expressionless expression: "Yin Sang, that, it is just Mai Li Su, no matter how you look at it, it is vanilla flavored Mai Li Su."

"I hate anything without mayonnaise." Fourteen curled his lips disdainfully.

"That's it..." Jiang Cheng frowned slightly and continued, pretending to be distressed, "Then there's nothing we can do."

With that said, Jiang Cheng opened the bottle cap, poured the small pills in the bottle into his mouth, chewed it twice and swallowed it.

"Wait a minute! Why did you eat it in the end?" Fourteen grabbed Jiang Cheng's collar.

"Because, didn't you say you don't need it?" Jiang Cheng asked doubtfully.

"I'm just thinking about it, bastard!" Fourteen rolled his eyes and yelled, "I might accept it if it's paired with mayonnaise! Why didn't you consider this possibility in advance?"

"Ah, I'm sorry, I accidentally forgot~" Jiang Cheng spread his hands, "I didn't consider this possibility at all~"

Just as he finished speaking, Gintoki and Kagura on the side kicked Jiang Chengfei in anger.

After a bang, Jiang Cheng was kicked several meters away by the two men.

"Asshole! Why did you eat it yourself?!" Gintoki pointed at Jiang Cheng who was lying on the ground and cursed angrily, "That's Mai Lisu! Delicious vanilla flavored Mai Lisu!"

"Souda!" Kagura rolled her eyes and scolded without thinking, "Do you know how long it has been since I had that kind of thing, Aru?! What a selfish, stupid uncle!"

"It has nothing to do with you, right?" Shinpachi said with squinting eyes and an expressionless expression, "Why are you so angry because Jiang Chengsang ate Mai Lisu?!"

Jiang Cheng patted the dust on his body, got up like a normal person, and then took out a whole pack of vanilla-flavored Malisin from his arms and threw it aside.

Seeing this, Gintoki and Kagura instantly rushed towards Mai Lisu on the ground and started fighting.

"Then, what are you going to do now that you know the truth?" Jiang Cheng came to Fourteen, showed a smile and asked again.

"I don't know," Fourteen replied casually, "Even if I knew the truth, I wouldn't know what to do."

"I think you might as well ask your other self," Jiang Cheng suggested with a smile, "In my opinion, he is much more enlightened than you. After all, he is a person who has already been enlightened from the beginning. Unlike a selfish person like you.”

Although he wanted to refute, Fourteen did not say anything in the end. Instead, he motioned for everyone to quiet down and closed his eyes...

In the inner space of Shi Shi, in front of a dark cave.

Fourteen stood quietly in front of the cave. After thinking for a while, he slowly started and walked in.

Deep in the cave, there is a small cage. Zha Shisi squats quietly on the ground in the cage, lowering his head and keeping silent, even if he has heard the footsteps of Shi Shi.

"Did you really plan that from the beginning?" Shi Shi stopped, looked at Zhai Shi Shi who was squatting on the ground with his back to him, and asked.

"You must... must have disappointed Jujuro?" Zhai Shizuo said without looking back, "I should have disappeared after the game, but now I am squatting here lingering."

Fourteen could no longer suppress his anger and cursed loudly: "Yeah! I'm really disappointed in you! You are me, right?! Although you have different personalities, you are still me, right?! So why are you so weak? I'm really disappointed to see myself so weak! I can't help but drag you out and beat you up! You obviously have the same memory and the same name! Stand up and fight, you bastard!"

"Ten... Shiro Shiro..." Zhai Shishi turned his head and looked at the angry Shishi in disbelief.

"Stand up! The question of who owns the body has nothing to do with anyone else, right? It should be decided by a fight between the two of us!" Fourteen kicked open the door of the prison, rushed in, and directly dragged Zhai Shi up. Si pulled him up by his collar, "You should understand this kind of thing, right?! That's right! All the things I did were to make you disappear! That was just my selfish idea! Then you also Be selfish! Don't just admit defeat like that, you bastard!"

With that said, Shizuo pointed to a dagger on the ground and continued: "Do you really think anyone would be satisfied with making yourself disappear in that way?! Fight like a man! Use Hijikata Shishi Fight my way! What you need is not the approval of others, right? What you need is the approval of the real Hijikata Jūshirō!! Others don’t matter, right!!”

In the end, Shi Shi roared out directly.

"Ten... Shiro Fourteen..." Zhai Shishi murmured.

At this time, a group of people in real life were cooking hot pot around the ring. After all, it was too boring.

"Xin Baji, I'm sorry, the game was suddenly suspended." Jiang Cheng looked at Xin Baji and said apologetically.

"No, if I knew such a cruel truth afterwards, I would definitely not be able to forgive myself." Xin Baji quickly shook his head, "It turns out that becoming a Buddha is about forcing Zhai Shi to commit suicide... No matter how you think about me, I won’t forgive myself either.”

"Indeed, it almost turned out to be a big mistake. Our hands were almost stained with the blood of our companions." Kondo crossed his hands and nodded, "I didn't expect that guy to do such a thing for the sake of the Fourteenth .”

As he said this, Kondo thought of something and quickly changed his words: "No, it's not another guy, it's our partner, the other Fourteen."

"But in this case, wouldn't the deputy commander have no way to escape?" Yamazaki, who was holding a mohawk on his head, said.

"It's okay, it's okay," Gintoki waved his hands disapprovingly, and at the same time picked up a piece of meat from the hot pot and put it into his mouth. While eating, he continued vaguely: "Isn't that a symptom of schizophrenia? Wouldn’t it be enough to go to a mental hospital and recuperate for a while?”

"Oh!" Kondo knocked with his hand, "Indeed! This symptom is indeed like a symptom of schizophrenia! So Fourteen should go to a mental hospital instead of participating in this kind of competition!"

After that, Kondo ordered Yamazaki on the side: "Aqi, when you go back, check out the best mental hospital in Edo, and then give Shi Shi a holiday and let Shi Shi recuperate for a while."

"I know!" Yamazaki nodded heavily and replied.

But as soon as Yamazaki finished speaking, his head was kicked into a scalding hot pot by a guy with V-shaped bangs who had just woken up. Of course, Gintoki was also kicked into the hot pot.

"You're so schizophrenic!" Fourteen rolled his eyes and cursed.

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(End of chapter)