One day, everything is in the house.
"Gin-san! Kagura-chan! Listen to me!" Shinpashi said angrily as he pushed open the door of the Master House: "When I was walking on the road just now, the female high school student looked at my face and smiled! Is my face funny? Is it weird? Is there something stuck on it? Don’t you think it’s rude to laugh at others?!”
With that said, Xinbaji had already pushed open the door that separated the entrance hall from the living room and entered the living room of Wanshiwu. However, only then did Shinpachi realize that Gintoki and Kagura were not there. In the entire living room, there were only Jiang Cheng sitting on the sofa with his legs crossed, and the one on the floor who was tied up with a rope, with a towel stuffed in his mouth, and wearing a Strangely, he looks like a cat-shaped robot in other cosplay works.
"Jiang...Jiang Chengsang?" Shinpachi said in surprise, "Why...why are you here? Where are Gin-san and Kagura-chan? Also, who is that on the ground?"
"I don't know," Jiang Cheng shook his head and said casually: "I only came five minutes earlier than you. As for the cosplaying uncle on the ground, he is a thief."
"Thief?!"
"Ah, yes," Jiang Cheng nodded and continued to explain, "When I first came here, I heard a strange noise in the drawer, and then I discovered it. Maybe I hid it in the drawer because I heard my footsteps. ”
"I didn't expect that one day, a thief would visit the Wan Shi House. You should know that this room is completely empty." Xin Baji sighed slightly, "But having said that, did Jiang Chengsang call the police?"
"Not yet. I'm still interrogating this guy about what he stole." Jiang Cheng shook his head, then glanced at the cosplay uncle on the ground who was struggling desperately because of the arrival of Xin Baji. "But as you can see, what? He didn’t say anything, he didn’t even admit that he was a thief. Really, I have never seen such a shameless thief.”
"Who...who is the thief?!" The uncle with a bruised nose and face finally spit out the towel in his mouth, and cursed with bulging veins and white eyes: "Can't you just look at the atmosphere?! Will the thief get out of the drawer?!"
"You bastard, you dare to be so arrogant when you steal things!" Jiang Cheng was so angry that he stood up instantly and came to the uncle. He raised his feet and started kicking him. He kicked and scolded: "Stop pretending to be stupid. What a perverted thief! He’s definitely here to steal Kagura-chan’s panties, right?! Believe it or not, I’ll send you to hell! Bastard!”
"Don't... stop fighting... please... please!" The uncle quickly begged for mercy.
"Are you going to admit it? You perverted tights and underwear thief." Jiang Cheng stopped his movements, crossed his hands and said with disdain.
"It's not that kind of thing at all! Why do you think I'm an underwear thief? I've told you many times that I'm a robot from the future!" The uncle argued loudly with spittle.
"Xin Baji, call the police. Don't look at this guy's tough talk now. He will definitely tell everything when he gets to the detention center." Jiang Cheng looked at Xin Baji and said with a serious face.
"Brother! You should understand, right? A big...robot like me came out of the drawer," the uncle quickly cast a pleading look at Shinpachi, "That's right! I just came from the future to help you. Come here! Trust me!"
"You clearly wanted to say uncle just now, right? You definitely just wanted to say uncle, right?" Shinbaji complained expressionlessly.
"It's a robot!"
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In short, although he still had doubts in his heart, in the face of the uncle's pleading, Xin Baji still softened and let him go.
"Really, please listen carefully next time." The uncle complained unhappily while rubbing his swollen cheeks.
"Don't be so proud of me, you bastard," Jiang Cheng crossed his legs and curled his lips in disdain, "I'll send you to hell next time, you perverted underwear thief!"
"I told you I'm not an underwear thief!"
"Do you admit it?! Do you admit that you are not an underwear thief but an ordinary thief?! You perverted thief!" Jiang Cheng yelled.
"Well, calm down, Jiang Chengsang," Xin Bajiu on the side quickly tried to persuade him: "Anyway, it doesn't matter if you are a thief or anything else, I just checked and nothing was lost in the Wanshiwu House. This time Just spare him once."
"Xin Baji, don't be too kind to this disgusting perverted thief." Jiang Cheng sighed softly and said earnestly: "Otherwise, this guy will be worse next time."
"Really?!"
"Yeah, absolutely." Jiang Cheng folded his hands and nodded, "Many people are easily forgiven when they make mistakes for the first time, so they think that small mistakes are not a big deal. In the end, they become He has become a great villain. This kind of development is almost common in TV, Shinya-kun."
"Indeed..." Xin Baji crossed his hands and nodded in agreement.
"You two are so rude!" the uncle yelled dissatisfied, then pointed at the new eight and continued: "I told you that it is a robot that came from the future to help this little brother!"
"He still has paranoia. This guy is completely hopeless, Mr. Xin Baji." Jiang Cheng approached Xin Baji's ear with a serious look and whispered, "The best way to deal with him now is to Sent to the police station or hospital."
"Jiang Chengsang, can you stop being so pretentious..."
"Anyway, let's make a cup of tea first, little brother," the uncle glanced sideways at Xin Bajia and ordered impatiently.
"Huh?" Xinbachi was stunned.
"I said make a cup of tea. Don't you have anything to entertain the guests? This is home."
"I have never made tea for a thief..." Shinbaji complained with a speechless expression.
"Hey!! How many times have I said this?! I'm not a thief!"
"Thieves usually say that," Jiang Cheng nodded, folded his hands and closed his eyes and analyzed seriously: "But when we get to the police station, we will be honest."
"The props from now on will not be yours!" The uncle folded his hands and turned his face away and snorted, "Even if you are an acquaintance of this guy with glasses, I will not take out useful props when you need help. Yes! This is punishment!"
"Moses, Moses, the police station?" Jiang Cheng expressionlessly took out his mobile phone and put it to his ear.
"Wait! Please wait!" COSA Mengsang quickly stopped: "Please! Don't call the police! I will still give you props and other things! Please!"
(COA Doraemon’s uncle, here abbreviated as COSA Dream-san)
"Forget it, Jiang Chengsang, don't target him," Xinbaji sighed, then looked at COSA Mengsang and continued: "Anyway, I can make tea. After drinking it, hurry up and leave. Stop being a thief."
"Brother! You don't want the props either?!" COSA Mengsang roared with blank eyes.
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Xin Bajia sat next to Jiang Cheng, and the two of them looked at Cosa Mengsang, who was sitting on the sofa directly opposite, drinking tea from a tea cup, both speechless.
"Speaking of which, what did you say when you just walked in?" Jiang Cheng suddenly thought of something and turned away to look at Xin Baji, "a female high school student or something."
"Ah, I was just made fun of by them." Xin Baji explained.
"I see, that's how it is," Jiang Cheng nodded, then patted Xin Baji's shoulder with a serious expression, and continued with a solemn face: "Xin Baji, pay attention to your rest recently. It's not difficult to do unnecessary things before going to bed. Don't think too much. There should still be hope, don't worry."
"Hey, what you say is really hurtful. Am I not even qualified to be made fun of?" Shinpachi complained with squinting eyes and an unhappy look on his face.
"I will tell your sister and Gintoki that they will let you have a good rest recently." Jiang Cheng continued, "We will not give up on you."
"Hey!!" Shinpachi shouted loudly with his veins popping out, "And maybe he just smiled in a good-natured way! He might have the feeling of "eye contact, ah~so handsome~"! "
"It's hopeless." Jiang Cheng sighed, with a look of sadness on his face.
"Indeed, it's hopeless." COSA Mengsang shook his head and sighed in agreement.
"You two did it on purpose, right? It's definitely on purpose!" Xin Baji shouted loudly, and then pointed at Cosa Mengsang, who was sitting across from him, "Not only Jiang Chengsang, but also you, a thief, want to do this" Come and hit me?!”
"Are you an idiot?" COSA Mengsang curled her lips in disdain, "How could something like that happen? You have to keep your eyes wide open and look in front of yourself, little brother. In what world will you see me? Are you a high school girl who still smiles kindly like this? This is delusional! Disgusting! Annoying! Glasses!"
"Why do you even deny glasses..." Xinbaji narrowed his eyes slightly and complained speechlessly.
"Xin Baji, didn't your teacher teach you?" Jiang Cheng nodded and agreed casually, "It's best to be a person who can eat fried pork chops at any time."
(From Delicious: Delicious Challenge Volume 11, the original meaning is to ask students to be a moderate person, that is, neither too noble nor too poor, and become a person who can just "afford fried pork chops", that is, "Everyone is striving for a well-off society." The meaning here is that we hope that New Eighth can recognize the reality and be down-to-earth.)
"I have no idea what you are talking about, Jiang Chengsang..." Xinbajiu pushed up his glasses and complained expressionlessly, "Although it does sound like a famous quote, I don't understand it at all."
"Indeed, at least it has to be to that extent," COSA nodded with his hands crossed, "Only to that level can we see reality better. But it's not quite accurate for me. For fried pork chops, I prefer something else.”
"Indeed, fried pork chop is a bit unhealthy for someone like me who is almost thirty years old." Jiang Chengshen nodded in agreement, "Xinbaji is more suitable."
"Why did the topic go there? By the way, what have you two been talking about since just now? About food preferences?" Shinpachi complained with disdain while narrowing his beady eyes, and then looked at the other side again. Cosa Mengsang, who was sitting with his legs crossed, said, "By the way, who are you? If you are a thief, you should leave after drinking tea, right? Why that posture? Why do you act like this is your home?"
(End of chapter)