"Huh? Didn't you just say that?" COSA Mengsang pointed at himself and replied matter-of-factly, "It's a robot from the future."
"This person's paranoia is a hundred times worse than mine, Jiang Chengsang..." Xin Bajia complained silently.
"Ah, indeed." Jiang Cheng nodded expressionlessly.
However, COSA Mengsang seemed to have not heard what the two of them said. He picked his nostrils and continued to explain:
"If this continues, little brother, your future will really become quite tragic, so I came here to help you."
After listening, the corners of Xin Baji's eyes began to twitch unconsciously, and several black lines oozed out from the corners of his eyes: "Although the plot can continue to develop if you answer "Ah, is that so" here, I still want to ask about the tragedy. what exactly is it? "
"Of course it becomes a tragedy," COSA Mengsang replied matter-of-factly, then raised his chin and looked at Xinbaji in front of him, and then said: "By the way, little brother, do you wear glasses?" Is it because your eyes are bad?"
"No, because that is the true body." Jiang Cheng shook his head and took over.
"I will really be angry, Jiang Chengsang." Xin Baji complained in a low voice with no expression on his face.
"Well, that kind of thing doesn't matter anymore," COSA Mengsang crossed her hands and commented, "and they have slow reaction times and poor motor nerves. Such people generally have bad luck. They grow old, have bad brains, and have bad luck. It’s tragic enough…”
Listening, a vein gradually popped up on Xin Baji's face, and his expression began to gnash.
"...If it's worse than this," COSA Mengsang said, showing a trace of unbearability on his face, and there were even crystal tears looming in the corners of his eyes, "I can't bear to say this kind of thing, so, your descendants Order me to help you. And then, even though I was reluctant, I came all the way."
As he said that, COSA Mengsang's expression became slightly serious, "And now, you should have noticed something, right? Brother?"
"Indeed, I have noticed it too." Jiang Cheng crossed his hands and nodded, then opened his eyes and pointed at COSA Mengsang sitting opposite, and shouted with a serious face: "You! You are indeed a thief!"
"No more!" COSA Mengsang shouted with rolled eyes.
"Because... I have descendants and so on..." Jiang Cheng crossed his chest with one hand, raised his chin with the other hand as if thinking, and slowly analyzed: "This child is destined to be a child forever... Wow!"
Before Jiang Cheng could finish speaking, Xin Baji had already stood up and kicked Jiang Cheng away with an expressionless expression. After receiving the blow, Jiang Cheng smashed the window and flew outside.
"Please don't make that kind of joke again, Jiang Chengsang." Xin Bajia raised his glasses and continued expressionlessly, "It will cause a lot of psychological pressure on me."
Saying that, Xin Baji sat back down, looked at COSA Meng Sang and said, "What should I notice?"
"I really don't have any discernment at all," COSA Mengsang sighed, then stretched out his hand and patted the table in front of him, "That's it, this one, when it comes to making tea, do you only serve a cup of tea? Normally, it should also include desserts. Can you take it out too?"
As he said that, COSA Mengsang started to gesture and continued: "That's it. It looks like a Nagasaki cake and an American waffle with red bean paste inside..."
"ha…"
"Anyway!" COSA Mengsang banged the table with his fist, looked at Shinbaji in front of him and yelled slightly fiercely: "Bring out the dorayaki for me!"
"Ah... I've said it..." Xin Bajia was speechless.
…
"please."
Shinpachi impatiently placed a plate of Dorayaki on the table and sat down on the sofa again.
"This, this is it." COSA Mengsang picked up two dorayakis and began to eat them with a satisfied expression. While eating, he said with unclear words: "Sure enough, I can make one that can be eaten at any time. People who go to Dorayaki are the best. We can’t do the tonkatsu, so I’ll leave the tonkatsu to you. Work hard so that you can eat tonkatsu every day, bro.”
"Why are you still talking about this now, and why do I have to work hard to eat fried pork chops every day? And why every day? Please pay attention to the nutritional balance..." Shinpachi complained speechlessly, but then suddenly thought of something , and continued with some embarrassment: "That..."
"What's wrong?"
"You said I have children and grandchildren, which means..." Xin Baji said a little embarrassed, his eyes became evasive, "I am married, and I have children, right? Who am I married to?"
"Xin Baji, I bought the fried pork chops!" Jiang Cheng, who was holding a shopping bag, pushed open the door of Wanshiwu and rushed directly to the living room. He held a shopping bag and shouted to Xin Baji anxiously. : "Xin Baji! Cheer up! Eat this! You will get better after eating it! Head!"
"It's your head that's sick, right?" Shinpachi rolled his eyes and roared, "Why is it fried pork chops?! What kind of medicine is this?! Why does eating fried pork chops make you feel better!"
"You can't just eat that, little brother," COSA Mengsang shook his head, with a sigh on his face, "It's hard to recognize reality without soy sauce."
"Asshole! Didn't you say that I have descendants?! Why are you having such an attitude now?!" Shinpachi rolled his eyes and cursed loudly.
"Tch," COSA Mengsang stuffed all the dorayaki in his hand into his mouth, chewed a few times and swallowed it all in one breath, then picked up the tea cup and took a sip, and then continued: "I knew you would definitely ask this, and you would definitely care about this, little brother, you big-pervert~"
New Eight:…
"Really, young people these days have no patience at all. Uncle, I'm really sad." COSA Mengsang crossed her legs and sighed with a face on her face, "I said, although it is very simple to answer you here, but if If I say it, I will give up thinking on my own, is that okay?"
"You said that..." Xinbaji narrowed his eyes slightly, with a look of disdain on his face, "Actually, you don't know it yourself, right? In fact, you are just a thief. And Jiang Chengsang, can you please stop saying that biajibaiji Did you make a sound? Did you eat the fried pork chop yourself in the end?"
"Um, can you bring the soy sauce?" Jiang Cheng, who was eating the fried pork cutlet rice, said vaguely, "I feel like I can't do it without soy sauce..."
New Eight:…
…
After going to the kitchen to get some soy sauce and putting it in front of Jiang Cheng, Shinbaji once again sat down expressionlessly.
"Hey, who just said that only Dorayaki is enough?" Shinpachi looked with disdain at COSA Mengsang who was also eating pork chop rice in front of him and complained, "Why did you even start eating it in the end? Fried pork chop?"
"Didn't you say you should pay attention to nutrition?" COSA Mengsang replied without raising his head, and then extended his hand to Jiang Cheng who had just poured soy sauce on the fried pork chop, "Well, please pass me the soy sauce. After a while, it turns out that the fried pork cutlet without soy sauce has no taste at all."
Shinpachi just watched the two of them finish the pork chop rice with an expressionless face the whole time...
"Hiccup~" COSA Mengsang said with a satisfied expression while holding a toothpick in his mouth after taking a nap, "I'm full, I'm full."
"Well, can we continue the topic we just talked about?" Xin Baji asked expressionlessly.
"Don't worry, little brother, you will unconsciously want that after eating..." As he said that, COSA Mengsang began to place a four-dimensional pocket on the upper abdomen of the clothes that looked like a cat-shaped robot. He kept groping for something.
Looking at Cosa Mengsang, who was constantly looking for something, Xin Baji suddenly became a little more expectant, and his eyes widened unconsciously.
"...I found it, I found it," COSA Mengsang said, taking out a pack of cigarettes and a lighter from his pocket, "I unconsciously want to smoke one after the meal."
New Eight:…
With that said, COSA Mengsang looked at Jiang Cheng, "Would you like one?"
"No, no, I don't smoke." Jiang Cheng waved his hand and politely declined the offer.
After lighting a cigarette, COSA Mengsang leaned on the sofa and took a puff. Then he slightly lowered his head and looked at Xin Baji again and said seriously: "Generally speaking, people will be confused and think about whether it is true or not." If you like her, if you are already in a relationship, you will work hard to improve your charm as a man. On the other hand, it is precisely because you continue to grow that your love will last.”
"If I tell you the answer, then I will feel at ease that I can end up with her anyway. I will no longer work hard and challenge, and live my life in a lazy and muddle-headed way, you big idiot! So, I won’t tell you, because I’m not bullying you.”
"I'm so sorry, Cat A Meng-san." Shinpachi said softly.
"Who is really meowing is the cat A Meng!" Cosa Mengsang's face instantly burst with several veins, he stood up and put one foot on the table and yelled wildly.
"Huh?!" Xin Baji was startled by COSA Mengsang's reaction, and quickly defended himself: "But didn't you say you came back from the future to help me?"
"Calm down, you two," Jiang Cheng folded his hands and said seriously: "It's not good to speak out about this situation directly, right? It's suspected of plagiarism, so it's better to reward Beep and Mosaic. This guy Maybe he’s angry because of this.”
"Indeed, then [Beep—]-san." Xin Bajia nodded and continued.
"[Beep—] There is no need for anything like that! What is that?! Why do you have to add that kind of thing in front of my name?!" [Beep—] Sang shouted.
"Don't worry, the mosaic has been put on well," Jiang Cheng chuckled, and then pointed at the pocket on Sang's abdomen that had been put on the mosaic, "Look! It's been put on well!"
"Why do you put a mosaic in such an insignificant place!" [Beep-] Sang was feeling bad, "How can I take out the props like this?! When I take out the props, the picture looks too bad. Come on!"
There is another chapter around 11:30
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