Maybe a Fake Gintama

Chapter 426: It is normal that the real thing does not match the imagination!

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"But speaking of which, the production team's response was really fast. They immediately blocked it because they were afraid of infringement." Jiang Cheng sighed slightly, "In this way, if you take out the props, you will definitely not look like that cat. It’s the same type of robot, it looks like it was just pulled out of the mosaic on the abdomen.”

"That's the worst thing!" Shinbachi complained with twitching corners of his mouth, "I can't imagine how bad the picture is! It's completely a restricted work!"

"There is no other way. We have no choice but to do this without copyright," Jiang Cheng spread his hands and shrugged and replied, "Although if you take them out, you may be arrested by the police for public indecency, but at the end of the day, Good results.”

"You can't tell at all!"

"Then please take care of me, [Beep-] Cat Sang!" Jiang Cheng raised his hand to say hello to [Beep-] Sang, while showing a refreshing smile.

"Who is [Beep-] Mao-san?! Why do you add [Beep-] in that place!" [Beep-] Sang shouted frantically, "It sounds like someone who did something to a cat and can't say It's just a perversion of things! And I hate cats the most! Although I have been told that I am "like a god" and "like a Buddha", I can't stand people saying that I look like a cat. I hate cats the most! ! "

As he said that, [Beep—] Sang showed fear on his face and put his hands on his chest, and continued with a trembling voice: "That scream really makes me shiver when I hear it..."

Immediately afterwards, [Beep—] Sang pulled away the clothes (holster?) around his left ear, revealing the missing piece of ear inside, "Look, this ear was bitten by a cat before."

"Hey?! Wasn't he bitten by a mouse?!" Xin Baji said in surprise.

"I told you it was a cat!" [Beep—] Sang shouted with his veins popping.

"Ah, hi... I'm really sorry." Shinpachi said softly, "I thought you could really pull out all kinds of props from your belly, just like a cat-shaped robot."

"Well, it's not like I can't get it out," [Beep—] Sang replied.

"Hey?! Can you really take it out?!" Xin Baji said in surprise, and then looked at Jiang Cheng aside, "Did you hear that?! Jiang Chengsang, you can really take it out! You can really take it out All kinds of props!”

"Of course! Who do you think I am?" [Beep—] Sang snorted disdainfully, and then sat on the sofa again.

"Tch..." Jiang Cheng curled his lips in disdain, "Anyway, they are some props that look useful but are actually of no use to adults."

"Don't underestimate people! This little brother!" [Beep—] Sang retorted.

"Then, give me a prop that allows me to stay at home and play games without having to work for the rest of my life." Jiang Cheng stretched out his hand expressionlessly, "Here, if you have any, take it out quickly, you know, right? The kind that can buy everything Goods that I can spend my whole life without worrying about eating, drinking or spending. Come here, take them out for me now.”

After being silent for a long time, [Beep—] Sangcai slowly opened his mouth and said: "Um...if I understand correctly, that's money you're talking about, right? What you want is money that you can't spend all your life, right?" "

"Speaking of it...you are such a bad person." Jiang Cheng covered his mouth and looked surprised, "You actually want to use money to fulfill a child's dream. You are really a bad person..."

"Hey, glasses guy, this guy is really irritating," [Beep-] Sang pointed at Jiang Cheng and looked at Xin Baji, "It's definitely intentional, right? And it's too bad, right? Completely He’s just a good-for-nothing OTAKU, right? In other words, he’s a scumbag.”

"You can't even realize such a dream, what qualifications do you have to say such a thing?" Jiang Cheng folded his hands and snorted disdainfully, "You always talk about dreams and stuff, stop joking, be a little more realistic, uncle. , as long as you have money, all your dreams can come true. Love for women? Things you like? They will all be there! You think so too, Shinbaji? If you have money, all your dreams will come true!"

"Sure enough, he's just a scumbag..." [Beep—] Sang complained expressionlessly.

"No! Jiang Cheng-san!" Xin Baji quickly pulled Jiang Cheng's clothes and reminded him in a low voice, "Although what you said makes sense, it is not allowed to talk about such realistic topics in this situation. The screen There are still many good children from the former readers, and it would be bad if we lead them into bad ways."

"Don't worry, they who live in the third dimension must feel the cold reality better than those of us who live in the second dimension." Jiang Cheng folded his hands and nodded, saying seriously.

"Why do you think it's not good to say something like that at this time?" Xin Baji reminded in a low voice, "Just cooperate a little bit."

Saying that, Xin Baji turned his face again, smiled awkwardly and looked at [Beep-] Sang and then said: "That, that, props that can fly freely in the sky, can come and go freely around the world Doors, flashlights that can zoom in and out by shining a light..."

After hearing this, [Beep—] Sang showed a look of fright. He huddled up on the sofa, shivering, and then exaggeratedly shouted: "Scary, so scary~ Mom! This bad guy is so scary. ~I want to fly to the sky and peek into the women's bathroom, I want to sneak into the women's locker room freely, and I want to shrink and slide in the girl's cleavage, ah~ It's so scary, this person is really a beast~ My mind is full The beast of obscene thoughts is also called "**"~"

"It is indeed a bit too much, Mr. Xinbaji," Jiang Cheng folded his hands and nodded. "Although I am in puberty, this kind of behavior must be strictly prohibited!"

After hearing this, Xin Baji couldn't bear it anymore, stood up and retorted loudly to the two of them without thinking: "Why are they all criminal acts! I never thought about that kind of thing!"

"Huh? But what else can you do besides that?" [Beep—] Sang turned away and muttered in a teasing voice.

"It's not like that at all!" Xin Baji said with a serious face and argued loudly, "I use it to make myself better! After all, you two are the only ones with obscene thoughts! It's you two who are thinking about those things. That’s right!”

"No, I didn't think about anything," Jiang Cheng retorted with narrowed eyes and raised his hand, "Don't compare me to a pubescent brat, I'm very distressed."

"You two, stop arguing," [Beep—] Sang said, "Since we've talked about this, I'll take it out."

With that said, [Beep—] Sang began to rummage through the mosaic-covered part of his body with both hands.

"It's really incredible. This picture," Xin Baji complained with a speechless expression, "It can't be broadcast at all, right? This terrible picture looks like that, right?"

"It's indeed bad." Jiang Cheng nodded in agreement.

"In the final analysis, it's all Jiang Chengsang's fault. If you hadn't said that mosaic was needed, it wouldn't have been like this." Xin Baji continued with disdain, "Don't tell the children to dream now, it's completely It’s like the shadow of childhood.”

"Found it!" [Beep—] Sang suddenly said, and then took out the prop he found, ""Bamboo Wings"! "Any window"! "Big and small lights"! "

Looking at the three cheap-looking props on the table, Shinbachi adjusted his glasses and asked a question without any expression on his face: "Hey? Are these the ones?"

"The response is so cold!" [Beep-] Sang replied dissatisfied, "What? Do you think these are useless things? You don't think these are toys, do you?"

"No, actually it's a bit..." Xin Bajiao twitched the corner of his mouth in embarrassment.

"You will definitely be shocked if you actually use it." [Beep—] Sang showed a little pride on his face.

"Really?!" Xin Baji asked in surprise.

"If you have doubts, just give it a try." [Beep—] Sang replied.

"Only a brat would be excited when seeing something like this." Jiang Cheng curled his lips in disdain, then stood up and sat down next to [Beep-] Sang, and took [Beep-] in his arms very familiarly. Sang's shoulder, he gave a bad laugh and then continued in a low voice: "Take that out quickly. The one I mentioned at the beginning is definitely there, right? Since it is a robot that can do anything, that kind of thing can also be done easily. Can you do it?"

"No! Please forgive me for rejecting something that disrupts the world economy!" [Beep—] Sang Yi said righteously, "Don't even think about that kind of thing!"

"That's what you're saying, but it's actually impossible, right?" Jiang Cheng said disdainfully, and then continued with a sigh on his face: "You also said it was some kind of robot from the future. It seems like you are completely lying. Ah, As expected, he is just an ordinary perverted uncle~"

"Who is the perverted uncle!" [Beep—] Sang retorted loudly with his eyes rolled, "I can't do anything like that! I will never help with the desires of a dirty and greedy adult. Yes! The only ones I can help are children! Children who are pure in heart!"

"Well, you two, stop arguing," Xinbajiu quickly tried to persuade him, then pointed to the "casual window" on the table in front of him that looked like a small sliding door and asked, "Well, what should I do with this? What’s the use?”

"Just open it normally." [Beep—] Sang replied.

"Is that so..."

Saying that, Xin Baji leaned down and stretched out his hand to push open the door of the "casual window" in front of him. What he saw was a scene of a sunny beach, but there was no happiness on Xin Baji's face.

After touching the background of the sunny beach several times with his hands, Xinbaji picked up the random window in front of him and turned it over to look at the back.

"Isn't this just a piece of paper stuck on the back?!" Xin Baji complained loudly.

"Well, as long as you change the paper, you can see it anywhere." [Beep—] Sang said matter-of-factly.

"Ha-?! And it's so small that you can't even get in!"

"What a child who can only complain~" [Beep-] Sang folded his hands and leaned on the sofa and sighed softly, "Something is better than nothing, just be satisfied."

"Yes, Xinbaji, the reality is that the imagined object is different from the product." Jiang Cheng nodded and agreed, "Just like the CG of the game played on TV, it looks so cool. When I bought it and opened it, I found that was not the case at all.”

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